20 - Baddie Daddie ft Chocolate Operator 01:12:34

Hey guys, welcome to this episode of the podcast. We're asking, what's your favorite car? What's your dream car? What car do you like? If it's a Porsche, you're dumb. And then it cuts to our actual intro. This is the strong one, right? Yeah, this is the... This is the kick in the pants white claw. Hi!

Subscribe! Hey, the crew's back! Hello. Plus one. Plus one. We have a special guest. Very special. Black Adam! Yay! That's his actual name. Just so, before we get canceled. It's Black Adam's his name? Yeah, that is not my actual name.

I don't even know why they call me that. Well, that was a fun run, guys. Unsubscribe. Episode 20. That's it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I have something. Okay, yeah. Chocolate's here. We get it. It's cool. There's something very important we need to talk about. Wait, is this what the... This is the story. Okay, so... Okay, I don't know. At brunch today, I was like, Eli, I know what we're going to talk about. I keep staring at the dick on the paper. There's a dick on this paper and I can't stop staring. What happened?

You gotta hide that. Hide the... I can't... It's distracting. It's our notes. Okay, so when we were at Brunstead, I was like, man, I got a story to tell. So I just got my motorcycle, right? It was from Ohio. It was shipped here. And the guy who shipped it here, I don't remember his name, but he was like a good old boy. Like, his name was Jeff Rowe or some bullshit. And it was shipped to Ohio. He drove it straight through, right?

And he was like, I'm going to be here at 7 o'clock. It'll be great. And 7.30 rolls around 8 o'clock. I'm going to be there at 9 o'clock. 9 o'clock rolls around 9.30. He finally shows up in one of those sprinter vans. And he's got the bike in there. And we wheel it off. And then Lori comes out. For those who don't know, Lori is my girlfriend. And...

Goth Hooters. Goth Hooters. Were you hiding that fact? No, I'm just – somebody didn't watch the last couple of podcasts where we talked about her. I'm laying the groundwork for the story, Eli. Well, it just sounded like you were ashamed of her. I'm not. She should be ashamed of me. Well, you were like – He didn't kind of whisper his life into her mouth. It's like you're hiding your relationship. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, back on subject. So Lori walks out, right? And –

And this dude just goes, hi. And I'm like, oh, this is my girlfriend, Lori. And he just goes, oh, I thought it was your daughter. Nice. And I just look at Lori and she looks at me like the look on her face will be burned into my memory for it. Daddy. Well, she calls me daddy. I thought you were just a gothic family. Oh, my God.

I'm like, how old do I look? You look old as shit, I guess. Batty's not aging well. I have been sitting on this story for a week. Oh my god. Just waiting for a podcast because I'm like, I need... That's the one where you should have ran with it. That is my daughter. Go over and smack her ass. Start making out.

Jeffro wanted a carrot. He said he's a good old boy. He's like, hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah. I was just like, we just kind of looked back and forth and looked at this, and he's like, and he just went back to offload his bike like, how are you just going to say that and then walk away? Lauren's just trying to keep a straight face like, I'm dating my dad. He probably told all his boys that night. He's like, no, I told this fucker. Oh, I thought that was your daughter. He's like, she just seen his fucking face. I just, man.

It was rough. It was nuts. Hence, Daddy Batty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

In South Carolina, we kicked in doors together and did a bunch of crazy stuff. Yeah, we hired a bunch of prostitutes sometime. We can talk about that a little bit later. We never paid them, though, so did we actually hire them? We kidnapped them, actually, in a drug dealer's avalanche. Hopefully you stay for the remainder of that story so it doesn't sound so bad. I can't wait to come.

Cut that and make it a clip. We kidnapped a bunch of hookers. The worst part, too, about kidnapping them is they had these guys who tried to come rescue them. We called the police on those guys, too. So we're resting, not kidnapping, just so we're clear, right? Yeah, yeah. They were actual. Yeah, yeah. No, we were cops together. We did it off-duty sometimes, too. All right.

We're really getting canceled. Nothing's... I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound, boys. Might as well just have fun with this one. God damn it. We got Batty Streams. I... Manicolic. Eli. Oh, and then Drawtism did the most amazing artwork. Can you see it on the main camera? Yeah. We'll put it right here if you guys can. Party, fucking look at it. Party, first off, I complimented you today. I complimented you.

He did. Actually, he did. I was like, Party's really fucking stepping up. Party's our editor. Now, maybe one day he could do a thumbnail that's not the exact same one. I do all those thumbnails. I just put those up. Oh. I don't know how to make thumbnails. You can't Google how to make a thumbnail? No, I just don't give a fuck. Well, you're unemployed. Yeah, I still don't give a fuck. Every episode is like, you should check out this episode. Which one? All our faces are the exact same.

You can't identify any different episodes. We should use that for the thumbnail for this next one. Yes, absolutely. That'd be super cool. The later ones, I looked at your YouTube yesterday, and the later ones, they do, they have different titles. No, no, the early ones. The early ones you said, because Eli was doing it all. Those are the early ones? Yeah. I handed it off to these two, and they...

You know most of the time it goes up and down. I've always been doing the exact same thing. Not him. Pineapple and Batty. I've done the same thing. Nothing has changed with what I do. I do the exact same thing. I upload the bullshit. You give me a thumbnail, I put it up. Or you don't give me a thumbnail and I don't put one up.

Yeah, let me just fucking magically create some artistic talent so I can make... No! I don't give a fuck! I didn't realize cutting our faces out took so much time. I'm like, weird, Eli, stop sending me thumbnails. I guess I'm not going to put them up anymore. Okay, well, this is a great start. Eli...

That's you. Oh, hi. Oh, no.

Fucking, I hate all of you. Okay, first things first. Batty had us play a trash ass game. No, we gotta introduce you. We kinda introduced you. Have we talked about it? Yeah, kinda. Kinda. Okay, well this is Chocolate. Hi Chocolate. Hi Chocolate. Hi Chocolate. Don't call me Chocolate by the way. I've never figured out why y'all just start calling me Chocolate. Cause you're sweet. Oh, thanks. Oh man, that was a smooth fucking... So D&D... About Dungeons and Dragons. So we...

Oh, man. Man, these white claws are strong. Chocolate kissed me yesterday. No, I didn't. You know, we got in the truck and he's like, I kissed a man.

I did not kiss Eli. Dude, this is going to live on the internet forever. See, that's what I said. And then he's like. No, Batty, first off. Did he get you too, Batty? Oh, yeah. Not yesterday. Eli got me a couple weeks ago. But the best part was Batty. I was like, Batty, kiss me. He's like, you kiss me first. You can't argue with that.

I don't feel so bad now because I was like, when's your first boy kiss? He was like, I haven't kissed a boy. I'm like, what's wrong with this kiss? Dude, yesterday at the 4th of July, Matt just walked up to me and was like, Batty, I'm like, what? He just goes, I was like, what the fuck? He's like, I thought you were going to chicken. I'm like, I don't lose that gay chicken. Oh, Matt just fucking, Matt kissed me yesterday. Yeah, straight up. We were staring at each other's eyes just waiting for one of us to go.

Did he cry me like a tree So we're just like just leaning into each other staring at each other and I was like, oh he's not gonna stop I was like, I just started jerking off awkwardly and Eli just pecked me and I was like, oh

I vividly remember I was screaming, oh, stop, no. Internally. And I was like, oh, he really did it. Like, I thought you were just bluffing. His body was telling him yes. He pulled me down, too. He's so strong. He's so strong. I was like, doing this, botched up on his phone.

We're just adding up all the authors for the death of coffee. I know. That's weird, man. That's a lot of dudes kissing dudes. I love my girlfriend. And we lost a lot of subscribers. Or gained a few extra.

When everybody back home sees this, they're going to fuck with me so much. So you mean Texas Kissing Boys? That's what you do when you move to Texas. Steers and what? Exactly. I'm not a steer. I'm going to get uninvited to so many events now. Weird, you're not on the barbecue list anymore. Excommunicado. Excommunicado. Fuck, dude.

Oh, man. Oh, no. Well. This is a good episode so far. Dungeons and Dragons. So we played the new Dungeons and Dragons game recently. It came out, right? It was Dungeons and Dragons Dark Alliance, which is the story of Drist Dorden, his early, before he got both of his scimitars. This was the Icewind Dale trilogy. Yeah, Icewind Dale trilogy. Right. On the PC. Yeah. And yeah, it's just a new game that came out on Xbox, PC, and I think PS3 as well. But either way, I

I was like so excited because I'm a nerd and I wanted to play it really bad, but it was the worst game I've played in a very long time. Bruh. It was bad. I probably would have had a better time punching myself in the dick. Just like...

pummeling my own cock in it was not a good game dude i wanted to like it for you so bad i tried dude i was trying so hard you were so positive about it guys come on just one little more donut like mission one he's like i'm gonna get my refund now every time i looked at the screen don't just doing sitting there doing like the same three kick combo over

Cause that was just like three, three, three, three, three. That's just tapping the same. Dude. There was like eight power moves. You could do. Didn't tell you could do them. I found out like an hour and a half and I'm like, Oh, I have a, Oh, I have a special move. Cause there's nothing on screen. There's no tutorial. It's the controls are terrible. There's a, I think there's a clip of me on Twitch where you're like, I'm just gonna return this. And then you just see me die inside. The light leaves my eyes. Please just a little longer.

We did three dungeons, right? Yeah, we beat three missions. After the first hour, I was like, oh, I'm a healing class. They didn't tell me that. There was nothing like fucking, oh, how to walk on ice spikes? Well, you have to walk in fire, naturally. You're like, you should probably explain the game mechanics. Other than it's Drift, Wolfgar, Brunner. You're like, great characters. You're like, here, and that's it. It just fell apart after that. The worst fucking controls. No auto-lock?

So you know it's a melee, but no auto lock. Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time had an auto lock. It was like having Ocarina of Time controls without auto locks. So Nintendo 64 from however fucking long ago, you're trying to turn your camera and shit while also using the shittiest. It was so bad. And your guy just keeps going forward when you attack. He finishes the combo. God, it's shit!

That makes sense now because I was like, why is Donut, like, why is he just kicking the air and not one of you swinging a sword in the air? And, dude, if you didn't exactly hit the enemy, your dude would do, like, this weird misanimation and drain all your stamina and then it would be like...

I'm gonna stand here and get hit for- Okay, now I'm ready! And it was just like a waste of three seconds with- Dude, the AI was so bad too. Sometimes it was just standing there, doing nothing, and you're just pummeling on it. Remember when we glitched that dude into the wall? Like, it was like one big boss thing, and he just got stuck in the wall, and we just hit him until he died. Oh, yeah! We backed him into the corner! Yeah, we were just like, RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP R

And he didn't do anything. He just stood there and watched us kick the shit out of him. And it was the big boss of that mission. It was like the final boss. There was no in-between either. You would either get one shot or there was nothing. No, the little guys weren't too bad. But if it was anything other than a complete piece of shit minion that you could one hit, they would damn near kill you every swing. And we were on not even like a hard setting. No.

It was dumb. It was really, really bad. I'm not happy about it. What you were saying is, like, if you increase it to the next level even, you just get one-shotted. Yes! Yeah. By everything. Why, like, and we were talking about it too, like, they don't have testers? They don't have people sit down and say, this is repetitive garbage with bad controls and terrible AI. What? They probably did. They just ignored it. You know they did. Release it.

Yeah. Like, are you sure, Kevin? Yeah. This is really bad. A lot of people are not going to play this. And it's like... They're really excited about these characters. That's all they cared for. It's like, just attach the character's name to it. It'll sell. And that's... I mean, we bought it. Yeah. I got my refund, though. Yeah, I need to do that today. I don't know if I'm going to be able to. Just try it. They know it's so terrible they're giving people refunds back. Yeah, that's true. I haven't been that disappointed in a fucking game. Like...

So it's probably No Man's Sky for me. It felt like a PS2 game. It was literally like a PS2 game. It felt like No Man's Sky. A bad PS2. Yeah, that was... I waited a year for that to come out. Oh, dude, I was on that hype train the entire time just fucking drinking that bullshit ready for it, just dick and mouth. And it was awful. Play with everyone at once. And then you load in your...

By yourself. It was like, you're never going to run into another player. The universe is so vast. Four hours in. Four hours in, there's a post on Reddit of a guy that found another player and they're standing beside each other. But they're not there. Oh yeah, they were in the same one, but you can't see each other. It was the exact same fucking planet, the same coordinates, and there was like

We're next to each other. It's weird that nothing's happening. And then like 18 more people did it in the next hour and they're just like, so it's not a glitch. Y'all just didn't put the multiplayer in like you said you did, huh? Dude, Internet Historian did a hilarious video about No Man's Sky. He did No Man's Sky and he's done Fallout 76 too. That's what people were telling me, that No Man's Sky is good now. Yeah, they actually fixed it. Yeah, like there's a full on multiplayer, there's different missions, there's...

Fucked a new shit in it. It's actually really, really good now. Huh. I didn't realize... What was the other one? Star Citizen? I didn't realize how much money has been poured into Star Citizen for a fucking GoFundMe. I put a lot of money into Star Citizen. It's at $700 million that's been dumped into that game. It's not done. Really? It's not even close to done. Not even close to being done. I will say, though...

It is probably the best early access game I've ever played. Oh, yeah. It looks fucking wonderful. It looks beautiful. And it's nowhere near endgame stuff. It looks real good. I'll have to check it out. People keep talking about it. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't played in probably a year at this point. But I jump in every now and then when they do a big, big update because I have a bunch of ships and shit in it because you have to pledge for a ship. The concept is so fucking amazing. Dude, honestly, it's like if No Man's Sky wasn't cartoony. Okay.

Super good. Is it like Eve? Yeah. Think of Eve but with less of the... Spreadsheets? Spreadsheets, yeah. Straight up. It's like a much better looking Eve thing.

Like, with some sim feel to it. It's definitely got, like, some simulation, space simulator type feel. That's rad. Yeah, I'll check that out. With the coolest fucking ship models in the game that you can explore the entire bits of your ship. That's fucking cool. Like, it's really cool. I think they announced Grand Theft Auto 6 for, like, 2026 or something. Yeah, yeah. It's very far away. Oh, they're still milking them shark cards for Grand Theft Auto 5 for another five years. They know they can make another...

billion dollars off fucking kids of their mom's credit card. Oh, sure, have another shirt card. And there goes fucking $800. I was like, holy shit, that game's coming out that far. Oh my god, that's a long ways away. I was about to say, I'm glad John didn't find Grand Theft Auto. I'll make sure he finds it when he gets back. Kramer is really, really

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Shitty D&D. Yes. Batty Daddy. Choco Taco. And then, what was the one? This is what happens when... Donuts Car. We both got a car. Didn't we talk about that? No. Oh, we haven't talked about it? No, because it took eight weeks for you to get it. You guys got cars. I got a motorcycle. Yeah, we're all upgraded. Mine's old. It's really nice looking, though. Thanks, man. It looks cool. It ran so good. That's awesome. Yeah, Batty had a problem with his new motorcycle.

It wasn't. Yeah, dad. My dad listens to this podcast. You fuck. I don't know what happened. It stalled out as soon as I let off the throttle. Like, I could not let off the throttle whatsoever. I'd have to sit in neutral fucking on it a little bit, keep the RPMs high. I put premium fuel in it, and now it works great, though. Premium fuel. Apparently. That feels weird. I don't know. Shell Gastic MX. I'm going to need a text from my father saying, fuck you, you're an idiot. Betty was just looking for an excuse to leave us and not hang out with us.

How long did it take me to get to fucking brunch this morning? It was like a half an hour for a 15 minute drive because it

it stalled no matter what I did when I if I wasn't full on like if I got off the throttle at all it was just like and that is out and you have to start it with your your opposite hand while holding in the clutch on the opposite so I'm like going 45 50 just fucking mashing that button yeah I'm mashing it just like this and I was just like hope nobody comes up behind me

it definitely didn't have my helmet on such a dude thing to do but you're sure it was probably doing that in the driveway and you're like it's fine the first stoplight it's fine i'll get it keeps going i'm not gonna turn around he's like nah we're going there you were 100 it was 100 doing it in the driveway i was like i was like just i'm just gonna stay on it it'll be fine and

And then I'm in fucking fifth gear for a year, and it was like, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. He wanted to turn around and be bad, but then your boy just popped up. Right here, he's like, be a man. Boston, be a man, came into my head. I was like, I'm a full set in this bitch, and hopefully I don't die. Drive your broke motorcycle. Be a man. Dude, straight up the way back, though, ran beautifully. Imagine that. You take care of yourself, and it runs better.

Oh, so for everyone to read. That's why Baddy's body's not. No, hold on. Let me. God damn. Somebody call the police. He's got a murder.

I mean, he's not around. Okay, it's a fucking GSXR front end, custom frame, 1974 BMW R90S motor with a Harley hardtail rear end and I think Ducati carbs, Moto gadget electronics. Everything's brand new and old at the same time. It's fucking beautiful. What kind of seat is that? It's a bobber. I was looking at the seat. I was like, that doesn't look good. It's a hardtail bobber. It's like a cuss complete. It's a rat rod bobber. Is it comfortable?

Not on long trips. You don't take that far. Like, I don't know if I... Bernie's probably as far as I'd ride that fucking thing. Oh, that makes sense, yeah. Yeah, that's like a bar-to-bar buck. This is like your ass on, like...

Two springs. Yeah, it's a hardtail bomber, yeah. Hardtails are no joke. They're not cruiser bikes. It's a look. It's an old school look. It's just how they used to do it. I fucking love it. Yeah, all my back problems. Let's keep doing it. Cut to Donut saying, Barry doesn't take care of himself again. Imagine that. You take care of your stuff and it runs better. All right, Eli. I want to save Donut's car for last because it's like the best. But Eli, what did you do recently? I got it. Eli, I'm going to do you first because your car is shit. Nice.

I hate his car so much. You do. You're like, you should have got a Miata. I'm like, really? No, I didn't say that. Lori said that. Lori loves Miatas. I think she does. I'm kidding. I was so close to buying that Miata, and the dude backed out.

That had the LS swap done. That's so crazy. He only wanted like 12 grand for it. It just needed a rear end and the drive shaft actually fixed, and then it would have been good. The car ran. Miata was in beautiful shape. I was like, fuck yeah. With a fucking LS engine. Yeah. That was crazy. And then you can swap an LS into anything. Everyone tells me to swap an LS into my Chevy.

Just drop it, LSU. Batty, fuck you. Dude, that shit can get like 400 horsepower instantly. It's got a beautiful 355. Why would I swap it? Exactly. He's just like, man, it's a death machine. I was like, it would have been fantastic. So I went the day to go pick it up, and Homeboy's like, I decided not to sell it. I was like, you piece of shit. I hope he listens to our podcast. Son of a bitch. You're a piece of shit. Yes. I wanted that car so bad. So then I downgraded it to a Porsche Cayman S.

What year is it? 2008. Nice. Yes. I fucking hate it. A poor man's Miata. It's like, fuck. But now I'm waiting on all the parts because they come from Japan. And I will say, Porsche parts are way more expensive than any other part. Than all the plastic bullshit you put on a Miata? The fucking Bondo parts you put on a Miata?

I was just like, ooh, this is a little more expensive when I order my parts. But that body kit, like we got the Pandera or the Rocket Bunny wide body kit coming in. We have the Air Ride. Was it Bag Riders? Air Ride suspension. Do that thing. And then the TPS stage three turbo system. That's going to be cool. Are you going to put this on your car? I've never seen a bag. I don't know. Do muscle cars have that? Absolutely. Oh, yeah. They make it for yours. Oh, okay. Dude, your car? Because then you'd be like...

Dude, when you get out of it, you just set it on the fucking ground. Yeah, it literally... Yeah, it just drops all the way in the stances. And then when you get in, you hit a button. You have four settings on this one. It's all internal. You just push a button. Yeah, your Mustang's going to be so sick. Dude, sickest Mustang ever. So you guys got a shitty fucking Porsche. Tell us the saga of getting...

Yeah, your story is way better. Jesus Christ, dude. So I had a Hillcat last year, and it was a 2016 manual transmission Hillcat, and I traded it in to get my mom a Jeep because she needed a car. What kind of Jeep? Gladiator. Yeah, I ain't going to let you off that. A Gladiator. What is that, Donut? A Mojave Gladiator. That's the pickup truck Jeep, right? The ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Donut's mom, I love you so much. I took her out.

It was like you just seen that beautiful smile. She's like, ah, and it's like flaming piece of shit in the background. I was like, oh, he's such a good son. He bought that. I traded my dream car in for her piece of shit. I took her out like a week before. I'm like, hey, mom, we're just driving around. I want to get a new car. What would your dream car be just to see? And she's like, oh, I love that Jeep over there. I've been looking at it. I'm like, no.

No, no, anything else. BMW, Mercedes, what do you want? Anything else? No, I like that Jeep over there. No, mom. Anything else, mom. I mean, I'm with it. It's the worst vehicle she could have ever picked in the history of the world. Even a Porsche would have been better. Yeah. But... But yeah, so that was... Did you show her a Miata? So cute.

That was the last Hellcat I got. And so like I got, I've been wanting one since last year when I traded mine in. And so I got on Dodge and saw that there was a Hellcat at a local dealership. I'm not going to throw any shade right now, but yet, but I went in and I signed a contract, put a down payment on it. It was a 2021 Hellcat Superstock.

So like 807 horsepower. It's the pinnacle. It's more than the original Hellcat. Yeah. Or more. Is it the same? It's the, it's the new demon. Yeah. It's one less than a demon. One less horsepower than a demon. Cause they don't, they only did like a thousand demons. Yeah. They did 3000 of them and a thousand demons. Yeah. Can't get a demon. Demons are still like 150 K and they were back. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I, I ordered the car and they're like, it'll be here today. Next day. It'll be here today. And this went on for two weeks.

Oh, homeboy text saying, you better come by tonight. What is the first night? Yeah, the first night when I just was first inquiring about it, I was like, yeah, I want to get this car, but I can't come by tonight. And the dude's like, oh, you have to come in tonight because it's going to be sold. And I was like, no, I don't. Just hold it. I'm going to come by it. And he's like, well, it might be gone. I'm like, dude, but I don't know. They jerk me around a lot, and I'm not going to cast any shade at them because I finally got my car two weeks later. Well, here's the part of the tree. Yeah. That's a whole bunch of shades.

I will throw all the shade at this deal. Can we talk about the part where they said, we don't know where your car is, but it's not missing? Oh, yeah. They definitely told me that. Oh, where's the tracking number? They lost this fucking health pack for how long? They didn't know where it was. Well, it was lost for two weeks. Yeah, it was straight gone. A week after I bought the car, I was like, where is it? They were like...

We're trying to find it. And I was like, how do you fucking lose a car like this? And they're like, we didn't lose it. We just can't find it. First off, that's what I say with riding all the time. I'm like, I don't know where my son is. He's not lost. Just seen him an hour ago. The doors were open.

fucking god damn yeah that was it was two weeks of that yeah so i just did nothing but find other hellcat challengers driving around i take a picture like no is that your car i i dude i started to feel bad at the end of it i'm like don't it's gonna just beat me up you did that first but then like a hundred other people started doing it everything my entire feed was people being like hey donna here's your car nerd i

I would have loved to see Dodge's Instagram unread messages. Sons of bitches. We made memes. We did like 200 memes about Dodge and tag Dodge in every single one of them. I think that might have had something to do with it getting here a little quicker. Like, slow it down. Yeah.

You probably got a different one. Did you confirm the VINs on the one you got? Yeah, yeah, I actually did. Well, people were saying, like, you know, what happened is they probably fucking broke it and then they were repairing it. And that's why it was taking so long. Like, they did something to it. I mean, I could see that. So, I mean, I checked it out pretty well. I used to do a lot of shit in the car industry, just doing, like, talking to dealers and all the shady shit they pull, dude. Yeah. Car dealers, you're a bunch of cunts. If you're a car dealer and you watch our podcast, fuck you. I fucking hate all of you.

Unless you're here to give us good discounts and then we will wrap your... We're sponsored by car dealerships. Ford, Ferrari, whatever. Dude, I will wear a shirt with all of your bullshit on it. I'll look like a NASCAR...

Raise hell, praise Dale. Hail your brother. Wait, do you like Ferraris, Lambos, or anything, Batty? I'm more into American Muscle versus anything else. What's your favorite supercar? Probably an older Lambo. Diablo, Kunto...

That's not old. I mean, okay, it's not new either. No. So Lamborghini, Batty will get Lambo tattooed across his forehead if you give him one. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Oh my God. Straight up. That would be the... Wait, if we raise that money, can we have that? No, we are not raising money for anything.

I'm going to buy him one just so he doesn't. I know. But he's just like. I'm so kidding. Okay, can I do the eyebrows at Lambo? No, it's like. We're talking like Ricky Bobby Wonder Bread on the windshield. I want to come to a podcast one day and be like walk in, put down the bag, I look up, I'm like.

Betty, you got a Lambo? And you're like, hell yeah, I did, bro. Like, walking all happy. Everybody looks at you like you're an idiot until you step in. Until I get out of the Lambo. I'm like, okay. Makes sense. Makes sense. Nice, bro. As soon as we leave here, I'm going to call, like, Matt, Evan, Frank from Premier Body Armor. I'm going to be like, I have an investment opportunity for you guys. My friend Betty's a fucking idiot.

I don't know. Supercars have never been my thing. I don't care about going super fast because I'll kill myself. I don't want to drive. As cool as it would be to drive your Hellcat, I don't want to drive it. It's scary. We were sliding around in it today. He's been telling me to drive. I'm like, bro, I don't want to. I accidentally just bring the tail out all the time. The other day when we were heading to BRCC and I was in the truck and you passed me in the Hellcat, we were going like 75 and all of a sudden his wheels are spinning on the highway. I'm like, dear God. I was like, he's got a fucking dragon right here.

there. He hit a little tiny patch of water. It wasn't even water. It was just a wet pavement. We're pulling out of the driveway at like five miles an hour. He's like, fish tail. And I'm like, I don't need this. I was like,

I buy old beat up shit like a 73 BMW motor fucking bobber my 79 Chevy like it's loud and it's not that fast it's just I don't need a fast car man I love your truck though man oh no no I will die Eli I love fast cars I'm like nope me too I do

That's like I don't take care of myself or watch what I do except when it comes to cars. I will not buy another fast car. You want to drive your motorcycle even though you know it keeps dying. Yeah, but I'm not going 90 on it. Is that the same one that almost killed you? That motorcycle? No, no, no. That was my 2010 Harley. Do you know about that? No. Yeah. Fucking that was a bike wreck and a half.

Are we allowed to talk about that? I don't want to. It's a lot of bullshit. That's a good talk about what's an offline. Yeah, there's a lot of shitty people. Exactly. Cheers to a good friend. Don't sponsor us, shitty people. Fucking cunts. Can you put shitty people right here at the party? Don't sponsor us. Shitty people. Shitty people. We don't want your sponsors. My Harley was great. I love that bike.

Oh, my God. But, yeah, you got a Hellcat. And we're all getting work done, too. Is Muscle Rock Shop going to, like, touch all of our... Wait, hold on. Chocolate, you got a pretty cool car. Yeah, I do. I do. Yeah. I have to take it to, like, Hennessy or somewhere so I can burn up your fucking Hellcat. What do you have? I have an SS. Dude, I fucking love your car. I'm a Camaro fiend. I've had three. But mine were all third gens. I love older Camaros. Oh, yeah. I think we actually talked about it. I was always a Mustang guy, dude. And then I got the Camaro. I was like...

yeah dude yeah i forgot you had that yeah yeah that's because you were in brcc shop and i stand i'm like i say i'm like oh shit i'm talking i like look at his camaro i'm like god this is so much bigger in my car because it is like i saw your Porsche the size difference is huge crazy man yeah that's always been really long the weight is like the same right no no no the new cameras are pretty light yeah no no no yeah they really are yeah i'll pull it

Camaro weight. I'm guessing 4,200 pounds. 4,200 pounds. No. What year? 4,100 pounds. Watch. 16? Yeah. 4,100. No. 3,900 pounds, actually. 3,900 pounds. No way. 3,900 pounds. This is... How much is yours, Wade? How much is yours, Wade? We'll discuss that. How much is your weight, Eli? Mine weighs 2,700 pounds. 24? 24.

35. 35? Really? They max out at 36, but it says anywhere from 33 to 36 on the SS.

I mean, that's not, that's pretty, that's actually surprising. I'm actually surprised. It's less than four. Yeah. That's actually surprising because there's bigger cars. Like how much is, how much is the hell cat way? 4,200. 4,200. Yeah. It's, it's freaking huge. Cause most of the wide body too. Most cars way up. Fuck done. You just don't realize it. Especially new cars are just fat bitches. It feels really light. 45. The, the, the SRT Hellcat. Yeah.

Dude, they're just, the cars are like fat bitches. That's why I'm like, okay, if I get up to 7 HP, 700, 730, and I'll burn Donut Superstock. No, you're right, you're right. Good luck. We're going to make it 1,000 horsepower here soon. The Muscle Rod Shop, they were like, we were discussing, they want to put a fucking Hellcat motor in the Porsche. Yeah. Muscle Rod Shop and Bernie, those guys are awesome. Yeah, Muscle Rod Shop. They do demolition ranches.

Okay, there we go. It was dumb with fucking... That's stupid. 4,400. That's a rocket. Dude. 700 horsepower, that Porsche would be like...

I am so excited for what they're going to do to my old Chevy, man. You don't need physics when you got family. Oh, my God. Dude, there's even more memes. Have I shown you the new ones? No. They're insane. They're so good. Dude, there's so many. I saw one about OnlyFans. Like, OnlyFans? Nah. OnlyFamily. Dude, that's my favorite meme trend I've seen this year. If you guys don't know what we're talking about, it's Dom from Fast and Furious. It's like, you only need family. Do you see the Jurassic Park one? Yeah.

Did you see the Harry Potter one? No. Oh, yeah, where he's driving into Voldemort. He's driving at Voldemort. You don't need magic when you have family. For a franchise that started just about street racing and a little bit of antics.

What the fuck happened? Dude, I wonder what the director, like, what they were doing when they were writing. They're like, hold on, hold on. Okay, now what if they're in space? This is how this one goes. $600 million minimum. Let's go. Okay, this last episode we did a volcano and it made...

1.2 billion dollars. How many planes can we get? Let's go higher. Okay. Volcano, what's bigger than a volcano? Space. John Cena. Yeah, John Cena in space. Let's do this. It's Dom's brother, and you're like, wasn't there like a spinoff now with the rock, and what's his name? Oh, yeah, yeah. I just watched that. Oh, no. It was like John in the Fast

No, it was Jason Statham, right? Yeah, Jason Statham. It was Hobbs and Shaw. Hobbs and Shaw. And that one made like a billion dollars. I can't even. That's the thing. They're just movies, right? I was laughing at it. Dude, when The Rock walks in and he sees his family for the first time in like 20 years and the mom's sitting there and it's The Rock like walks in. She's like, oh my God, my son. I miss you. I miss you. Oh.

baby boy why are you your meat your skin and bones come on eat it's like the rock because it's the moments they're like usually big people but he's all messed up mom's just worried about his oh come on your meat and bones you're like oh god damn it this is great that was a good i had fun with that yeah it was it was better and then it had edgar's elbow in there as well oh really the bad guy yeah yep that was a good bad guy yeah he was a good bad guy

I just had, they're just meant, I don't go for the story. Nobody, I mean, at this point, the fast movies are how crazy they gonna get. Yeah. Where do you go from space? Aliens? Nowhere. Interdimensional travel? Center of the, or underwater, have they done underwater cars yet? Yeah. Well,

No, they did. I'm calling it right now. No, they did. They did. Yeah, they did. They've done underwater stuff. Yeah, last one. With the submarine shit. You remember? I haven't seen one since like Fast and Furious 3. I haven't seen any since Tokyo Drift. Yeah, there was a car that went under. That's stupid.

Bro, where do you go? So they did space, volcanoes, airplanes. They've done like airplanes four times now. Well, didn't they have that tweet about like a crossover between Jurassic Park and the Fast and Furious? I think 100% needs to happen because that's how you go bigger in space. Dinosaurs in space? Yeah. On the moon. If somebody doesn't jump a goddamn motorcycle off a brontosaurus, I don't want it. Yeah, on the moon though. On the moon, obviously. God, you can't do that.

Dom, it's visions based off of movement. You don't need vision when you have family. The car doesn't stop. Because you're in space. Dude, I don't even...

They're going to have to put Elon Musk in there. Oh, yeah. That's our next step. SpaceX. I still need to watch the new one. We need to do that. I haven't seen a Fast and the Furious movie. I haven't seen like the last four. Oh, bro. You have to catch up. I think the last one I saw was like Fast 4. I haven't seen it. Whatever the fuck that was. Dude, I haven't seen it since Tokyo Drift. I mean, there was Too Fast, Too Furious. I remember that one. That was the worst one. I've never saw Tokyo Drift. I'm aware. That's like probably the only one.

I loved it. That was actually really good. That's one of my favorite soundtracks on Tokyo Drift. It still plays in my head constantly. Can I have a little Bow Wow?

Yeah, maybe. I think he did. Yeah, he did. He was the one that supplied the tires and stuff. Yes. It was ludicrous. That one was such a different. They had the Scion XAs and XBs that were all fucking pimped. He had the green XB. I think it was a little scared of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Tokyo Drift was the first one. They were like, okay, let's make it more legitimate cars. There was a back to it. They were like, what is this?

I love Tokyo Drift. Yeah, no. We're Dom. We need Dom. Because he wasn't in that one. Because they brought back the guy that died in Tokyo Drift. No, he showed up at the end. Yeah, at the end. He showed up. Yeah, the last scene of the movie. He showed up. Oh, and that's what I love about The Fast and Furious. Because that doesn't matter if you've died. You're still alive in The Fast and Furious. Literally. Literally. You can die in real life and they will get your brother to play.

Because the Dom, and then you find out the Japanese guy, he was killed by Jason Statham. But then Jason Statham didn't actually kill him, and he actually escaped through another thing, even though you visually watched him explode in that car. But Jason Statham was set up. That was the point. He literally died in the end of that movie. But Jason Statham. Dude, I need to watch the fact. Bro, they're like, how do we bring this guy back to life? We need him back. They loved his character. They brought him back. I mean, I need to watch the fact. It works in comic books at this point. Yeah, exactly.

And everybody said he was dead. The doctor's like, you know, you were. He took a rare fish toxin that made it look like he was dead. We buried him. They showed them.

They put a bomb in him. Yeah. They bombed him. I was the... To quantify their reasoning, this is Dr. So-and-so who worked for 20 years on a human genome project. She saved him. It's like, no, people were just pissed that you killed his mother. Yeah, dude. Jason Statham was the bad guy and now he's a good guy. I was like, oh, they just... He was a bad guy? Yeah. Yeah, he was... He killed the Asian guy. He killed the Asian guy.

That wasn't in Too Fast or the Tokyo Drift movie, though? No, because they had to just loop that shit. They red-carded it? Oh, yeah. They red-carded everything. I don't know what's going on anymore, man. I don't even... So that scene was supposed to be from Tokyo Drift when he did that? They bring Paul Walker. Yeah, that was that. You know... They did bring Paul Walker back. Yeah. No, I've never seen Tokyo Drift, so that scene was always kind of random to me. See, Tokyo Drift was my favorite. Oh, my God.

Yeah, he just dies and they're like, and in the movie they don't, that's what's crazy. Jason Statham's not mentioned in Tokyo Drift. No, no, no. He wrecks it and then the car explodes and you're like, no. Jason Statham killed the guy in Tokyo Drift? Apparently. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, dude. Yeah, number six. He just flipped the car over and Jason Statham just walks up and he's like, just like shooting. I thought his car just caught on fire and he died. Yeah, that's what

They're like, no. On number six, this is what actually happened. And then it's like, this is actually what... Dude, it keeps like... It's a Rick and Morty episode where it's like... The story about a teenager going to Japan and drifting cars turned into Jason Statham killing his best friend. What the fuck is this? But then Jason Statham was even better. Then you find out like a movie or two later. Everybody just forgives him. Yeah, literally the next episode. They're like, you killed...

Do you remember the car in the beginning of Tokyo Drift, though? It was like a Charger. The Charger. It was a Charger. But it was all like bolted on, like steel. It's like a 60. That was my dream. That's what I want. I was like, I want that car. He was racing the kids from. What was the boot? What was fucking Tim the Tool Man? What was that? Oh, the son, Brad, or.

Yeah, he was racing the son from The Viper. No, he's racing the blonde kid from The Toolman. But it wasn't called Tim The Toolman. Home Improvement. Yeah, he was racing the oldest son from Home Improvement at the very first part of that. He was racing a Viper, though, wasn't he? It was an old school, and it was just fucking SRT or some shit. He's like jumping through houses and shit. Did Tokyo Drift have a GTR in it?

Sure. Tokyo Drift has some legit... At the end, in that fucking Impala or some shit. Tokyo Drift was my favorite. Tokyo Drift with a bunch of muscle cars. No, no, no. It was like one muscle car in the beginning. Then it went straight all to ricers. And then it ended with Dom coming back in his purple...

Challenger? Wide body RX7. Like, the cars are actually really gangster. Dude, I haven't seen these movies since I was like fucking 20. Yeah, this one actually did rip. That one was a good one. It had nothing to do with like all the shit that's going on now. No, it was a car movie. Yeah, they tied it in. So, Tokyo Drift came out during the Need for Speed. Jason Statham killed that Asian kid. Dude, I

We've got to watch it together so we can come back and be like. Because you do see him blowing up. He's upside down. The car flips and it's on fire. He looks at him and then it's just boom. Because they got a wreck. That's one of the better movies though, right?

Yeah, but he's in one of the later movies. That's why I stopped watching it. I'm like, they killed that guy. And I never finished it. We saw him die. Dude, you go, like, your mind is going to be blown when you get, like, four or five. And it's like, Jason Statham's an assassin that did all this. And you're like, what? And then two episodes later, and it's like, oh, no, he was actually set up. He's a good guy. And they're like, it's fine. You killed Han. That's his name. Han, it's fine. Whatever. And they're all friends again. And then it's like, Han actually didn't die. And you're like, what?

No, no. This was a car movie. That's why Hobbs and Shaw is so much better. It's all the little side shit they put in there without the cars. But I like the cars. Oh, they have cars. Oh, okay. They have cars. Good. It's an action movie. With kind of good comedy. It's not a car movie. It tries to be an action movie. I mean, The Rock is an amazing comedian. Anything he does, like as serious as he can be, he... Dude, and they have good cameos. Fucking, um... What's his name? Um...

Yes, that guy from the place in the time to party Oh Kevin Hart's in it wait you're going the rock did a movie in Kevin Hart show I've seen anything past like two passes Jason Statham but really was too fast the fourth movie

Too fast? Second. Oh, then what was the fourth one? There was Fast and Furious, Too Fast and Furious, Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift. Number four was when Dom... Oh, they were in, I think, was that the Mexico one? Puerto Rico. There's so many. What do they own now? Nine? Oh, was four just fast? Fast Five. Was four just like too fast? That's probably the one where they killed...

Well, and then Dom became a bad guy in one. What the fuck? So which number is Sokyo Drift? Oh, yeah. Dom becomes a bad guy in one. You remember? When he switches sides? Yeah. When ladies comes back and shit. Because, oh, his son that he didn't know he had, but then he had. What? You remember? Dom had to go save his son.

From Charlie Theron. Jesus Christ. You know what would make a good YouTube video? Doing a flow chart of the story. Oh, okay. Here we go. I got all of them. We have the first one, 2001. The Fast and the Furious. Second one. Too Fast, Too Furious, 2003. Then we have 2006. Fast and the Furious, Tokyo Drift. Let us guess them. Tokyo. Number four is Fast and the Furious 4.

No, go on. Four fast fours. How many is that? No. What is it? Guess what it's called. Chill, Nicolas Cage. Wait, what is it? 2009 was number four. It was Fast and Furious. That's right. I forgot that. Yep. Fast Five. Fast Five in 2011. Fast... No, wait, wait, wait. Six...

The naming convention. What the fuck are these? Fast 6, Fast 7, Fast 5. The Fury of the Fast. Nope, this one's just Fast and the Furious 6. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fast and the Furious 7. Nope. Fast. 2015, we have... Hold on, you got this one. Nope. Wait, wait. You guys got... You almost had this one earlier. The Fast and the 7? Furious 7. Furious 7. Furious 7.

Who names this shit? Hold on, hold on. Number eight, 2017. Fate of the Eight. You were close. The Fate of the Furious. Oh my god, you were so close! The Fate of the...

Oh my god, what were they doing? Who named 2021 the new one? SpaceX. F9. It's just called F9. It's literally just F9? F9. Dude, you know what's best? Fast and Furious 10 is the last one. That's the worst part is they can't not make a 10. You can't just have 9 of these. I'm putting money right now. It's going to be X. F-X, Fast X, or even better, Spotify.

Even better, the directors are like, we need to make X to complete it all. This is going to round up the story. It's a two-part movie. It's going to be X part one, X part two. They're going to give him another name. That's it. It's going to be X1 and X2. That's it. Calling it right now. X1 and X2. No, because they're going to think of a good, horrible name for XI, so it's going to be something with XI. I got it. I mean, they're going to say they're ending on X, but there's going to be an XI. Don't worry.

It's like every shitty saga. People always watch them. I mean, dude, they all fucking make a billion dollars. Put fucking superstars in it. I don't know. Is Dom going to die?

No. Has he not died already and they brought him back? No, he's bringing him back. Vin Diesel is more likely to die in real life than he is in those movies. I forget all of it. What's her name? Michelle Rodriguez was bad. Did she die? Letty was good then. Then she got brought back alive. She was good.

Bro, I forgot about all this. This is a very good gist. We're going to have to go down this rabbit hole together. Oh, yeah. That's how it is. They're like, all right, we need something for Fast 11 right now. Fast 10. They're like. You're not storing enough Coke right now. You got to bury your face in that Coke pile you can buy with $800 million. I just see us sitting down next episode and we're just like. It's just silence. We're just trying to break down what we watched.

What do people not want to see cars? I just see, you know, the scene from Always Sending People Out with Charlie and the fucking, the boards with the red strings trying to get everything together. Like, so Dom actually is a woman. And you can see here, he's his own grandma, which links us back to him having a purple Challenger, which was actually his father's, who was his uncle. And like that, that's family. But they died. Yeah. But they're back.

God, you're right. When you go back to the first one, it's like they're just stealing TVs. That's what it says. And they had an undercover to catch them stealing TVs. Yeah. That was literally – It was like a simple cop fucking racing movie. Like, oh, cool. The first two – I forgot that's all it is. That's the – Yeah. That's all about.

You know what was crazy too? I think it was Too Fast, Too Furious when they had whatever the real small lowered cars were and they went like they did the thing where they went under the semi. That's one. That was the coolest thing ever. They were jacking semis. That was the downfall of series because people were like that's cool. They're like how do we top

That was the start of it. No way. Space. Nobody's ever did this. I'm on Need for Speed trying to go under 18. I was trying to say that earlier. Going from the Fast and Furious movies to when Need for Speed Most Wanted came out on Xbox 360, it was in the same time. I think Most Wanted came out in 2005 because it was a launch title for the 360. That was a good game. Dude, it was an amazing game. Okay.

And then you had the, what was the Need for Speed? Hot Pursuit. There was Hot Pursuit, but what was the one where, Underground. Underground was the one you could drip and strip and drag. Because Need for Speed, listen, dude, like, this is cool, you know, but I wish I could do this. I wish I could drive around. They're like, you got it. We got you. Open world, dude. Open world.

The 360, dude, it took the... It's done. Racing fucking shitty little Civics that's like just an everyday driver. It's like, wait, you want to drop an LS in your Civic real quick?

We got you. We're done. What's the one where at the very first you lose your BMW? I think that's Underground. No, Most Wanted. Most Wanted had the story with Grand Theft Auto. They rotoscoped actual movie scenes into 3D, and that was Most Wanted. There was actual actors they had play through the entire thing, rotoscoped it into the game, and it was like, oh, damn, that looks like cool graphics. I haven't played a Need for Speed in...

I used to love them. Dude, I was a car gamer. I know you were, Eli. I never did the iRacing sim shit, but the Need for Speed games were my life. Oh, yeah. That's all I did. If I wasn't playing Halo, I was playing Need for Speed. That's literally how a McLaren F1 became my favorite car of all time because Need for Speed 2 had those little cinematics you could watch of each supercar. It was like a 30-second...

of each supercar. And I remember I just watched that F1 and I was like, oh, this is the greatest car ever. It's crazy because it's car. So McLaren, we need, Eli wants a tattoo across his forehead. John, if you McLaren F1, I'll tattoo whatever the fuck on that. Forehead? Yeah. Oh yeah. I had a full face tattoo.

McLaren F1. There was 100 made. How much are they? So in 93 was when they went into production. They stopped production, I think, in 95. There was, they were $800,000 when they came out. The last one sold for $18 million. No fucking way.

Jesus Christ, dude. There's only 100 made, and they were the pinnacle of... Dude, the fucking driver's seat is in the middle, and then you have two passenger seats scanted out right behind you to the left and right. Yeah, dude, they built it. Gordon Murray is the developer of it, and he built it for specific... He was like, I want an F1 car that's drivable, and that car broke... It held every record for eight years when it came out. Fastest car, 242 miles per hour. That's wild, man. God damn. It was...

2.42. That's an shame. Was there ever... Okay, sorry, this is off topic. Was there ever a Fast and Furious video game? Oh, I guarantee you there's not. Oh, my God, those are probably trash. PlayStation 2, because 2001 was when the first one came out. So there's probably some... They were trying to jump on the bandwagon. Wish.com Need for Speed. It's like, Mom, can I have a... We have Need for Speed at home, honey. Fast and Furious. It's going to be a bad ADR of Dom.

We don't need family. All you need is family. It's like Lara Croft. There's a new one. Is it a racing game? August 7th, 2020.

Let's pull up the trailer. Fast and the Furious Crossroads is a hybrid racing and action role-playing game based on the Fast and the Furious franchise. We gotta watch the trailer real quick. The real question, does Dom look like Vin Diesel from Chronicles of Riddick? Dude, that game was good, though. That game was sick. Side note, if you've never played Chronicles of Riddick, one of the best first-person shooters you will ever play. Alright, here we go. I got the trailer. So good.

Is this the new one? Yeah. It came out on August 7th, 2020. Hey, that's the Russian guy. That's the Russian guy from John Wick. Yeah. Hey, it's a Newsy. I got one of those. That's what I'm saying. That's why I bought it. Typical bad guy villain number eight from the 80s. Definitely. That's a rocket. That's a spaceship. That's not how physics works. That is terrible. He does not like... Is there a... Is that a rocket launcher on the hood of the... On the roof of that car? Yeah. Okay, there is. Of course it is.

I think every car has a grappling hook. Sorry, my car weighs 8,000 pounds, so it doesn't move. Oh, Twisted Metal was so good.

Wow, they just left that very open on what that is. Yeah, so like, what are you doing? Are you driving around a car the whole time? Oh, boy. First person shooter? God, I can't wait. It's going to be good. Upon release, the game received negative reviews. Oh, wow. Weird. Who would have seen that? What? Who would have seen that coming? What is the worst game y'all have ever played? Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons. Dragons and Dark Alliance. Dungeons and Dragons.

What time are we at, Batty? We got a couple minutes. Okay, we got a couple minutes left. I'm trying to find a McLaren for sale. He said F1, right? Yeah, McLaren F2. Batty, pull up McLaren F1 Need for Speed 2 trailer. This is Donut. You're going to see why. You got it? Yeah, there's an article about one coming up for sale soon. What do they think the asking price is going to be? That's my jam right there. We wouldn't be surprised to see a hammer price north of $20 million.

Yeah, it's going to be more than $20 million. It's coming up for auction soon. What the fuck? Dude, look at this trailer. Why is it in 350p? Because this is a PS1. That looks like Gran Turismo, bro. That's an actual... Oh, that was in the game? Yeah. They put a real car trailer in the game. That's their actual car, yeah. This was filmed in, like, 1999. Did you ever play Gran Turismo? Oh, yeah. It's like every Gran Turismo intro I've ever seen. Bro, look at that car. It's just...

Dude, for 93, that was like the pinnacle of motor. The engine bay is lined with gold because it's the best heat conductor for the motor. Bro, like Gordon Murray was like, yo, we're going to make this the most badass car we can possibly do. And now everyone wants one because there's only one. Jay Leno has one. Of course he does. Leno's a car nut, though. He has like several hundred cars, doesn't he? And they're all the...

The bestest. The bestest cars ever. But yeah, that car was fucking... For a 93 car, it held all the records. I want to play a racing game. I know. Yeah, I kind of do too. Are there any good ones that just came out? I mean, I'm pretty sure a new... I think that Ford's was really good.

Huh. There's a new Gran Turismo. I'm pretty sure that came out recently. There's a new Gran Turismo? Like, new it. Oh, the Steam Summer sells right now, too, guys. So remember that, I think. And then there's iRacing. Always iRacing. You can never go wrong with iRacing. What's that? What's iRacing? Racing Sim. Oh. Oh, okay. Is that what JT plays on his chair he has? Well, he has a different one, but yeah, I put iRacing on it. iRacing is like the pinnacle. That's where it's like the top tier of racing. It actually teaches you how to drive-drive. Like, that's really cool. And I learned to draw a stick.

You don't know how to drive stick? Wait, you can't drive stick? I have before. I'm not good at it. We had this conversation when you tried to make me drive your old Hellcat. Gran Turismo 7. Oh, yeah. I was like, bro, I'm not good at it.

Isn't there another racing game? There's Gran Turismo and what's the other like? Forza. Forza. That's what I'm into. That's the Xbox. And Gran Turismo is like PlayStation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Gran Turismo 7 comes out this year, 2020. Or sorry, next year, 2022. That's going to be the newest one. Oh, and a new Forza comes out. And Forza is on PlayStation now though. I used to play Forza a bunch too. It was Need for Speed and Forza. I was an Xbox guy for a long time. I played Xbox for PlayStation. Pete PlayStation. I know he was Xbox.

I went from PlayStation until I traded my PlayStation for a paintball gun. Dude, I got a PlayStation 2. I think I've done that before. I think I traded an Xbox 360 for a paintball gun one time. Dude, I got a PlayStation 2 the first day it came out. I was one of the few kids that I remember that. Xbox 360 two weeks before they were out in stores. Dude, I came. What? I won an Xbox 360 in 2005 off a Mountain Dew bottle cap.

What? It was called every... I will never... That is the kid that actually won. Dude, it was called... What? It was a thing they did called Every 10 Minutes. They were giving away an Xbox 360. And I had just broken my hand, so I couldn't go to school. I had just gotten my arm in a cast. So I sat at home. My buddy had worked at a bottle redemption place. He gave me, like, 50 caps.

I sat there and I just typed like an idiot because my hand was broken. And I typed in a couple bottle cap numbers. Like a week later, I got a – because they only listed – what? The area code and town you were from or in state. Area code, town, and state. And it was like Vermont – Georgia, Vermont in my zip code. And I was like – from the time I entered, I'm like, that's me. And my family and mom was like, there's no way you won this. That's me. That's me.

Two weeks before they were out in stores, I had Need for Speed Most Wanted, an Xbox 360, and Cameo The Elements of Power because those were the only game. Or you could have gotten that or a Madden game, I think. Did you get two weeks early? Two weeks early. I was the coolest kid in the fucking world. You know how much you could have sold that shit for? I was 15. That's true. You could have gotten a couple grand for that. They also sent me like eight cases of Mountain Dew. They had their original. Before Amp came out, the energy drink was called MDX.

Mountain Dew's energy drink. It's like a drug. I know, that's an MDX. It was called MDX. I had a bunch of that. They sent me like a backpack, t-shirts. It was like, every 10 minutes, give me an Xbox. Oh, you wore that shirt every day. Dude, every day for two weeks.

Hey, guys, did you hear about my Xbox 360? It's not even released yet. Yeah. Literally every day. My friends didn't believe me. That motherfucker showed up on my doorstep. I was, like, dancing. Like, it was the coolest thing in the fucking world. Everytandmins.com. Yeah. I got it. Like, PS2 sold out, like, instantly. So they were going for, like, $1,200. My mom waited in line. And my brother at, like, $1,200.

My brother and my mom waited at Target. They got in. They got one. And I remember coming home from school that day. I was like, it's going to be there. And I walk home. I'm like, oh, they didn't get it. Motherfucker. I was like, that was just sad. And then Che finally gets home like 15 minutes later. He's like, hey, we got one. I was like, where the fuck is it? He's like, oh, I put it in the bathroom. Why the fuck you put it in the bathroom? I don't know. I was like, okay, whatever. I don't even care. I ran back out.

It was like a Friday. Everyone spent the night. We just played video games all night. It was like so fucking stoked. Tekken Tag Tournament. Unreal. Yeah, bro. One of the best memories. Unreal, dude. The old Unreal games. Remember Red Faction on PS2? Yes, absolutely. The rocket launcher and tunnel into the walls. It was like the first game with destructible walls. Yeah, destructible walls. The first fully destructible game. Dude, ah.

Man, those old games. I miss that time period. Well, you can break everything. You hit the ground, you're like, psych. You can break certain things. Why can't I break my... I can't even see.

Yeah, we would get on that one multiplayer map with the two bases facing each other. It was like concrete bases. Yes. And there was rocks everywhere. The red rocks. Yeah, we would tunnel around the center spot into each other's bases with rocket launchers. Jesus Christ. That was such a fun game. Those, I remember that. I remember, what was the gun off of Perfect Dark?

The laser, the, that there's the laser gun that you could shoot, the x-ray gun that you could shoot through walls. And there was a laptop. It's like a rail gun. Yeah. Those are, yeah. The rail gun and the cyclone was the little red one that had like the, it's scan. It's ammo. Yeah. Perfect dark was the first one where you could throw mines on people. Yeah, dude. It's,

yeah because because uh goldeneye you couldn't throw the mines on people but on perfect dark you could actually stick people with mines or stick them with their remote mind you ever played perfect art too it was another launch title with the 360 was fucking awful i played the shit out of another game i got when i got my no no no he's still he shows up to the podcast in that shirt it's a small now all the baddies friends went back home like yeah this

was the worst part thing was like I did nothing but play this to you so I beat cameo elements of power real quick because that's all I could play because need for speed took like a week to get there so I got that like four days before they count in stores back at the time like if you didn't have the game you went to Showtime video you went to blockbuster and you rented a game you know what you couldn't do when you got a console early you

rent any game because they didn't exist I remember going to Showtime every single day like hey man you got any 360 games he's like no bro nobody has one I'm like I do yeah in fact I was gonna say Batty still he leans on the counter he's like I out of system

I'd be right. I'd ride my fucking mountain bike all the way to showtime video with my backpack. I mean, you got any Xbox 360 games yet? Like, no, I still don't have any. What could have called? Did I call? No, I rode my bike there every time. With the system in the back? Yeah.

He's like, I forget the name of this. Do you have any games that might be an exception to this console? Dude, I was so fucking hyped over that shit. God damn. I love Douchebag Matty. Now how I envisioned it as a child. It just rhymes with that Xbox. Have you seen one of these? No, I was a little quite nerdy too. Walking around stupid.

Someone needs to Photoshop this. I need me with an Xbox 360 on a big-ass gold chain. With him on a bicycle. Just riding to Adventureland or whatever the fuck. Showtime. Showtime. In front of Showtime rentals. Have you saw these controllers with a battery pack? Do you happen to have the battery packs? You still got the, what, Xbox One. Dude, worst part, I didn't have internet still. It was dial-up, but you couldn't connect dial-up on a 360.

Damn, dude. Wait, hold on. We need to ask a question. We don't have a question for the comments yet. Oh, my God. Favorite. What is your dream car? No. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, I want to know what people's fucking shit is so that we can tell them how dumb they are. We should probably do this at the beginning of the episode. Yeah, we're just watching an hour and 30 minutes into this episode for a question. Hold on. That's what party's here for. Party. But this is the front of the video. Yeah.

Hey guys, welcome to this episode of the podcast. We're asking, what's your favorite car? What's your dream car? What car do you like? If it's a Porsche, you're dumb. And then it cuts to her actual intro. And then it hard cuts to her. Exactly. Oh my god. Dude, don't close it. No, chocolate. Close it out. Choco Taco, close this out. How about close it out? Figure the fuck out, bud. Yeah, hold the time.

So this is episode 20. These motherfuckers don't even know because we asked what episode number it was and they were like, I don't know how many episodes there are. Are we on episode 20? Episode 20? We got 20 episodes in! Okay, that's pretty cool. Thanks for watching. What's this episode's name? Batty Daddy. Oh, dang it. That's a good one. Follow Chocolate Operator on Instagram. Chocolate Operator

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