18 - It's Whatever 01:06:57

Alright pick it up, pick it up, pick it up! Oh shit the clap, fuck, fuck, oh I spilled it. Ooh, tinnitus! My day's in the Navy, oh shit the clap. Oh no, darn. No, we're good, record him, kid, record him. I made my tinnitus hurt. Didn't land, boys, didn't land. Yeah, we got one, we're recording. I'm gonna clap one more time.

Good thing there's no flies in my house anymore. We just got them all. I know. Every fly is dead. Foolish mortals. Hi, everyone. Donut here. This is Batty Streams. Big shout out to Batty. Big shout out to Batty Streams. Eli Devil Tap. Donut Operator. Batty Streams. We're in a new location. I just wiped High Life in my beard. You're going to smell like your dad now.

That was not great. That was not good. That does not sound good. Miller High Life. Not sponsor us? That's never going to work, right? We can't bully the champagne of beers. I mean, it's literally the champagne of beers. Champagne of beers. When I think Miller High Life, I think Barbies.

Dungeons? Dungeons and... They're action figures. Wagons. We found out... Dungeon and wagons. Dungeons and wagons. It's like the Amish version of it. We're in a new place! I know! For everyone who's listening, fuck you, first of all, for listening and not watching. But thank you for listening. We moved the podcast location. Dude, Batty's new house is so much better than Donut's boring-ass house. Yeah.

And we don't have that annoying John yelling stuff. This fucking kid running around. Fucking John. Wanting food and shelter. It's bullshit. John, I'm so angry at you right now. Batty set this up as his Dungeons and Dragons slash card game. Yeah, it's just like a tabletop game room. Oh, fuck. I forgot to flip the thing. There we go. We almost died there. So Dungeons and Dragons. This is like Dungeons. So it's like what? Go.

go tabletop RPG where you roll dice, kill your friends in games, I guess I don't have to, or in real life if you argue with them. What's the safe word? The safe word? Oh. Oh, my safe word's Advil. Yeah. Advil.

I think he's trying to make like a sex dungeon joke. What? No, I was just asking about Dungeons and Dragons. It looks like a dungeon. So yeah, it's where I just wanted a place where I could like play fucking D&D. Like I used to do this back at home in Vermont. My buddy saw us. We set up his garage and we would have tables and shit. And we always wanted to do some cool like little studio like thing. And we never got to. And so here I was like, fuck it. I want to.

Go on Facebook Marketplace and find old Victorian oak furniture that weighs 8,000 pounds for dirt cheap and then fill it with lights and dragons and...

It looks cool. It does. I wanted to have a fucking cool room. So when I play D&D, because we're going to start playing D&D. It's going to fucking happen. Oh, 100%. It kind of helps you get immersed in the game. That's the worst part about trying to play D&D with people when they're distracted, constantly not really feeling that they're on their phones, not paying attention. There's just a complete lack of focus on everything. Yeah, I'm totally not distracted now, Ben.

Well, okay, the first game, it's going to be very distracting as you look around and look at all the dumb shit everywhere. But in the future, it's just going to be like a fun setting to get you in the mindset to play fucking D&D. It's crazy. He has like everything. We were going through. He has the black pearl up top. Don't even start. Don't know. What was the one you've seen? Thor's helmet. Thor's helmet. That one's super gangster. He has the...

Is this just a K-Bar? What's that dagger? Is it just a K-Bar? I made that, actually. I forged that. It's a Viking Seax, but whatever. But whatever. But whatever. It's whatever, man. Shout out to Bill. Shout out to fucking our moody teenager. We love you, Billards. Bill, I love you, man, but fuck. It's whatever.

I pulled up to the restaurant the other day. He was waiting on me. And he's like, hey, man. I'm like, hey. I was still in my truck. I was like, but it's whatever. And drove off while he was talking. Should we even tell that story? No. We'll keep everyone guessing there. Inside baseball. What?

The thing with I cannot remember its name is driving me insane right now. Okay, so what you guys are pointing out right now, all over the shelves behind me are little D&D miniatures for the game or books or just like collectible things for D&D. What did you say it was, Donut? Demogorgon? Wrong. No, it starts with a B. Beauty is in the eye of the... Beholder. There we go. It's a beholder. Yeah, I have a beholder. I have miniatures all around. They have...

If I remember right, do they have any telekinetic...

They are magic based. Yes. So a beholder, this is one of the most iconic monsters in all of D&D. It has a giant main eye and little tentacle eyes coming off the top of it. Each one of its eyes has a different power. One of them being telekinesis. They float around. Its main eye is generally what's considered anti-magic. So as it looks at you, all of your magic shit just stops working. So you can't cast spells. If you have magical shields and flaming swords, it just goes out and you're just kind of like a normal dude. And it's...

really fucks with people. Dude, I love D&D. Like, the lore on everything. That's why I'm huge on, like, the Drith books and, like, all that. Because all the knowledge and it's so gangster. Like, because I do believe they fight one or I think it's Artemis and Jarax. Don't they fight Xanathar, who is the head of... Oh, God. Xanathar is a blue beholder that is the head of one of the guilds in Waterdeep. I don't remember the name of the guild. Yes. Yes, that might have... Man, this is books. Yeah, this is a long...

We're deep in the lore right now. I've never seen that episode of Pokemon. I'll have to pull out one of my tomes. So when did Pikachu come out? Final Fantasy's weird these days. Dude, that Pikachu meme, it's like sleeping with Pikachu. Oh my god. Sleeping with Machamp. Weird. Yeah. Just Machoke and your kid's like, ah. Your eight-year-old is cradling him. It's like any time Eli cuddles anyone. Yeah. Mom, I'm done. I'm a champ.

Dad's calling the police. Why does it always come back to fucking... I hate it. I hate Pokemon. I'm gonna throw up. Is he wearing like a thong too? Yeah, he just wears underwear. Yeah, it's tight. That is just a Speedo, isn't it? I think doesn't Machoke have like the belt and Machamp just has like underwear, right? Yes. Or something. I don't know. Do they have a dick and balls? That's why I thought it was so good.

That's where the pot is. There's all these lonely old ladies in the forest looking for a chance. They're just like walking around. Found one, finally. Batty's already mad. He's like, God damn it, why? Sorry, I blocked out. What are we talking about?

The question is, can you command them to do other things than fighting? I think it was the last podcast we released, or maybe it was episode 60, I don't remember, 16 or 17, but somebody's first comment was, it was like one of the top comments, it was like, so the gang makes a podcast about video games, anime, and nerd stuff. Something went wrong along the way. The last episode was like the poop episode, then gender bender, then macho crave. Like, what the fuck, man? Where did we go wrong?

The champ you seduce. That's not one of my moves at all. Use fist. That's again one of mine. Pound. Yeah, you pound. Oh, God. He's like, okay, fuck. Whatever. It's whatever. It's whatever, guys. Can we name this episode? It's whatever. Oh, no. Will is going to be like, I hate all of this. I'm moving back. This is what you get for not being on the podcast. Yeah.

Willer. Biller. Biller. I wonder if he even listens to this. Hey, Will, if you listen to our podcast, text me right now. It's whatever. I don't even listen to our podcast. You don't? No.

I do. I listen to some of it. I usually forget, so I have to. I want to go back and listen to the last one, though, The Gender Benders. It was a good one. It's 45 minutes of us screech laughing. Yeah. I went back and watched some of it. I was like, oh, this is actually really fucking good. Oh, man. It's awesome. I watch every single one because I'm terrified to put them on YouTube without watching them. I'm like, I don't want to publish this yet. I'm glad you published it.

- I'm glad you approve, watch it. - I listen to every single one. I refuse to put them up otherwise. - And Party does a good job with like the punches and like little things. - Dude, I absolutely love his, it makes watching the YouTube video a little extra.

Like, it's not just normally listening to the podcast. He adds little silly comments or he'll fucking do funny punch-ins or just leave it on one of us for way too long when, like, there's that moment of just blank staring at nothing. If only he learned to color grade. Well, I love you, Party. Donut does, too. He told me once. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking it in my heart.

Exactly. My heart of hearts, I love you, sir. Okay, first off, E3 happened. No, okay, before E3. Before E3. Okay. D&D related. Okay. D&D related. And Magic the Gathering related. Magic the Gathering on the 16th is doing the next set.

Which is a Faerun D&D crossover. Hey, everyone watching the podcast right now. I said the wrong date. The release of the D&D Magic the Gathering crossover is not June 16th. It's July 16th for the pre-release. Sorry. Thank you. Continue listening now. Bye. That's going to be funny. And it's the biggest set they've released in...

fucking forever what is fey rune for the viewers dungeons and dragons it's the forgotten realms it's one of the the main world i guess you would say in in the d dungeons and dragons history there's many worlds or the forgotten realms there's fucking dragon lance there's now exandria from critical role uh there's dark sun there's tons of different worlds that dnd can be set and ever on all this stuff and now finally magic the gathering is doing a crossover on

with D&D because D&D just did a crossover with Magic the Gathering if you fuck last year I think it was one of the setting books they came out with was the setting of Ravnica which is Magic the Gathering yep so now they're doing it the opposite where Magic the Gathering is doing a massive crossover with D&D dude I actually might get back into Magic the Gathering

So, dude, there's a special commander deck coming out just for this. Look at it. I can teach you guys commander. So we're already doing it. We're going to do a draft night where I'm going to buy a fuck ton of these stuff and we're going to draft just draw cards and build decks and we're going to fucking, like, I'm going to learn how to play again. Glory's freaking out over how I'm sending it. Are we drafting commander? Like, like,

Okay, we're just doing a normal draft set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Plus there's Commander decks. Dude, there is so much shit. Okay, sure. Whatever. I don't give a fuck. There is so much D&D shit coming into the Magic of the Gathering right now. I'm stoked. I've been kind of wanting to learn. I've been getting just poked at it about wanting to learn how to play again. Dungeons & Dragons meets Magic. I'm in. I'm in. Yes. Well, I mean like... Okay, so Command Zone is like the biggest podcast for all MTG Commander. Well, Commander related stuff. And now Magic. Like they do Magic. So we're taking over. Yeah.

Yes. Jimmy. It's Freddie's brother. Jimmy Wong's on it. Yeah. I used to edit those back in the day. That was like one of my first jobs in L.A. because they started when I was there. And then I edited it for like many episodes with Josh and Jimmy started it. And then watching them grow to the size they are, it's fucking phenomenal. But do you know who they had on like two weeks ago? Post Malone.

Is that what you're talking about? I saw that. Wait. They have Post Malone in there to play Magic with him. And they just went to Post's house this weekend and were playing with him at his house. They invited him out in Utah and they were having a good time playing Magic the Gathering. So we all have to get back to Magic. Yeah, Posty's like a huge, huge nerd. Because Jimmy was like, are you guys in Utah? I was like, no, man, we're at an event. So when is everybody coming to my house to play D&D? We'll just send this. Just go bug Jimmy or Post. Yeah, everyone.

Post probably won't see this, but Jimmy and Josh to the choir. You can go bug the shit out of them. Freddie's not even on this, but bug Freddie anyway. Yeah, just bug Freddie. He's cute. Dude, we already have Post. We can do tattoos with you. We got Post. We'll have two Posts, two homeless men. It will look great. Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah. Put my face tattoos back on. Dude.

But yeah, dude. Magic, if we do that, I am down. I haven't played Magic or Commander in... What is Commander? It is a different form of Magic where you have your... Magic the Gathering. Yeah, Magic the Gathering. You have your main card...

which is your commander that can be any uh i think it's a legendary yeah it's certain like not i don't say heroes but like main characters in the magic lore legendary yeah you're like i use a prosh deck i had a dwarf deck um and those are specific it's like hey if this this card does x did you ever play hearthstone yeah you know you have your hero for hearthstone yeah

Oh, okay. Like that. But you build your other 99 cards around that one dude because whatever these other cards, you need your like 40 islands or 60. Yeah. And then all the other cards are highlighting what he does. So you build these badass decks that can, I mean, we've had like three or four round games where it's like an instant wipe. Like I can kill a whole, with my proche deck, wipe a whole fucking table if everything lands perfectly in my draw hands.

And you have like Josh and them build these bad, you just have so many options. My deck was like $1,200 proj deck though. It was a lot of money into a single deck so I could wreck souls. Dwarf deck, not so much. I would just talk to people. I'd be like, hey,

Donut. Hey, your boy Batty's being a piece of shit and he's like attacking you a lot and me a lot. We could actually, I'm just saying. Okay, can we not gang up on me? Imagine. It already happens enough. But that's how you do it. We aren't even really playing and you're ganging up. This is bullshit. I quit the podcast. Four to six people in a time now. I know, he quit.

But you have like four to six people in a commander game and it's all like a social aspect where you're like, yo, he's like way too powerful. We need to fucking stop. And you're pointing at me. Why do you keep pointing at me? Point at Donut. Thank you. Point at Donut. Donut's way too strong right now. His mustache is becoming far too powerful. We must shave it. Don't. Done. I would never. Can you do goblin decks there? Yeah. That was always one of my favorite decks was goblin decks. Dude, you can make it like you'll. Okay. So, oh man. Yeah.

I'm just saying, I'm going to build, I'm getting every single card from the D&D set. I'm going to waste so much fucking money on every single card that's in this new D&D set. I do not care. That'll be good for opening on stream. That's what I'm saying. I can open them on stream. I'll do it with you. Pop those little... They don't smell like they used to. Do you know that? I just got four new booster boxes from one of the most recent sets, and they don't smell like they did. Modern Horizons? Yes. Dude, Modern Horizons 2 was the one that just came out. Yeah.

I actually, Laurie just opened a booster box of that the other night and like the cards are really fucking cool. They all have these special art cards on the end of the mail and they're cool as fuck. It's just so wild. That was a podcast. It was not fun to edit because I had to bring up every card that they talked about when it was discussed.

That was a lot of fun for an hour and a half. We'd be like, oh man, now if you do a soul ring into this Parash thing, and then the car comes in. And it's like, and you weren't even on the podcast. No. You were just literally editing. That was it. You were Kurt. I was.

I was Kurt. That sucks. Hey, Kurt, if you watch our podcast, text me right now. Thanks. I'm checking everyone right now. You know who you are, Kurt. The past, like, three vlogs, because I'm starting to catch up on my vlogs again, we all shit on Kurt. Like, four times a vlog.

We're like, oh, Kurt, our day was going good until we saw you were fucking here. Until you fucking showed up. Bastard. Oh, I love Kurt so much. You know what I just realized about our logo? Just kind of staring at it. It's got a D20 shape in it.

I haven't fucking realized. Oh, yeah. Behind it? Yeah. What is that? It looks like a D20, like a dice. Gallagher probably did that on purpose. He's kind of smart. That's his Zimco, too. 20-sided dices. One of them there girls. Mine and D20 bros. Rolling Dice. Bros. I'm so excited to play fucking D20. When's it coming out?

What? The new D&D Pokemon. It drops, I believe, the pre-release. So, like, local game stores. I think you can get some stuff on the 16th, and then it drops a couple days later, or, like, a week later. So, like, literally this week. Can you pre-order booster boxes? I haven't checked at San Antonio House of Cards yet. I'm actually going in tomorrow and picking up two booster boxes of Chilling Rain, which is the newer set that just came out. How much are those compared to, like, the...

The expensive... What are you talking about? Like Pokemon... Oh, Magic the Gathering boxes. Modern Horizon, the new one, it was like $280. Per box? For a box? It's more than Pokemon. No, for like the booster boxes, like 30 packs. Okay. And it's... Well, some... I was saying, with the value is like... It's a big fucking box. No, it's not those. Who makes so all... You have... God dang it. I cannot remember it. So each different... They'll do like Ravnica...

all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. Each set. And they have the legends. Oh, the collector one? I think they were like 800 bucks or something like that. A booster box? Yeah, it's a jump set, but all the value of those cards are a lot more. So in the booster box, we got it for... When we were in Fort Worth, we went in downtown Dallas and went to a store called Common Grounds, I think? Fighting Grounds? Fighting Grounds is way... No, Laura, what was the store name?

Common Grounds, I got it. I'm the best. Does the podcast know who Lori is? Yeah. She's a producer. She makes sure I don't die. Yeah. She's a magic nerd.

common grounds it's like one of the biggest like it's in dnd books it's like a huge store it's old they've been doing shit for dungeons and dragons and wizard for a while like i bought a random dnd book that just talks about like breaks down dnd like easier for people to learn for like all the stuff that's come out for 2021 and in that book they mentioned their store so like we were in that store i was like i'll grab a booster box of magics i know the dnd stuff and i was like i don't want to look at stuff again and the box was like 280 bucks and

It was like $750 worth of value in the box. Not counting any of the comments. It was just the rare cards. Yeah. Yeah. So, like... Why don't we open up a nerd bar? Why not? Why don't we have a bar yet? That's actually really bad. Why don't we have a bar yet? It's like, why are they all dead? That's weird. A week after the lounge opened or whatever the fuck it is.

Batty and Donut have slipped into alcoholic comas. Their livers have failed. Eli is homeless and missing. What do we call the bar, though? Would it have a D&D type theme? It wouldn't need to be D&D, just gaming in general. But like an old pub that you would go to in the Lord of the Rings universe. Oh, man.

Pub of the Beholden? Yeah, because we're beholding the alcohol. Shut up, Batty. I have the pub. Yeah, I have the pub. Like, the Dragon Flag, what was the Green Dragon? I mean, there's the Shady Dragon Inn. Shady Dragon Inn's pretty gangster. That's like OG. That's original. That's from... This book is from, like, 79? Dude, I would say that. I want to go to the Shady Dragon Inn, but we probably have to... The Drunken Dragon was another really classic one. Fuck, dude, there's so many. And then...

The hammered wizard. Dude, players... Yeah. We just go with something simple like that. Muscle wizard cast fist. Yeah. Players handbook. That's a good name. People wouldn't know it's a bar. What the fuck is this? Like, why are we going to play... What? If you have an idea for an awesome gaming themed bar, put it in the comments below. Let us know what you think we should name our gaming bar. Go. Just because it's us, they would...

Like it would be packed out every weekend, I think. Like for real, we do themed game nights and shit. Are you kidding? Dude, cosplay nights where everyone just dresses up and we have like flasks like this though. This is what you have to drink out of? Yeah. I would like to rage. That's definitely from the Viking era. This is the white girl Viking saying. I just want to rage. That's from Critical Role. Grog Strong just says that when he rages. I love it.

Don't make fun of me. I love D&D. I'm a nerd. Fuck off, okay? Let me drink my high-lighting piece. I got anime. You got this. Okay, that's fair. That's true. Yeah, you're a fucking weeb. I know. Donut has cop breakdown videos. I like anime, too.

Dude, I watched my- Fucking poser. So while I was getting tattooed today, I watched My Hero for like two and a half hours. I just want to- I've already seen it. I've already seen all of this. I'm just like, I want- It's in the middle, right where All For One shows up and destroys the genist. Oh, yeah. It was that episode. Then I was like, oh, we finished. I'm like, I want to keep watching. Do I have to leave? I just watched episode 78 over again.

Which one is that? Is that the one? The one. The one. Yeah. Yeah. Is the new season, the new season's playing right now, right? Yep. Okay. It was so good. Is it five? Uh-huh. It's not dark yet. It gets dark. Oh, it's about to get really fucking dark. Yeah, I was going to say, I was talking to Corinne and Van over at the shop, and he's reading the manga, and he's like, dude, it gets dark. Dork. That's what I tell people. I was like, this show's about to take a very hard time. Yeah.

Very hard turn. God, I can't wait. And they're going to be like, oh. But Deku just got a new thing, so it's really gangster. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so stoked. Has there been any, like, epic fights? Have you seen it? I've watched the first couple episodes, man. Oh, I haven't seen it.

You need to watch it. Wait, the new season? Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. Of the entire series. You're not caught up on my hero yet? No. Donut! The fucking main character's kind of whiny. I don't know, man. You'll get past that because he's a kid. Think of John right now. That's exactly... I already have a whiny, smart-ass fucking teenager in my house. Now imagine if John turned to be a good human. There's highlight in my nose.

Where he's using all might's power, John's using Robux. Oh, no. Someday John's going to sit down and watch these when he's older and just fucking hate. Can't wait until he's like, Dad, I got it at Harvard. Are you paying for it? And I'm like, you still owe me. I'm like, why don't you close it?

Call them up and see if they're accepting Robux. Why don't you sell that mansion you made? See how much that's worth now. It's a seller's market, John. Don't you have an F-818 Super Hornet jet in Robux? It's worth about $35 million. Why don't you sell that for your tuition? Man, it's whatever. Little bitch. It's whatever. It's whatever. John's going to start saying soon. It's whatever. Oh, he's at that age, too. I mean, him and Will are basically the same age, right? Yeah, they could hang out.

Dude, we should party Will over for a play date. John and Will are just playing games. Yo, Will, you want to come play Roblox? And pizza bagels and shit. I mean, okay. Don't we hate? I'd eat some pizza bagels right now. Willer, it's eight. We got to get you home. Call clean. Is your mom on his way? What? Clean. Steph, could you come pick up Will? Street lights are turning on. Look at Ellie's mom.

Will is like, I hate all of you. We love you, Will. But it's whatever. God damn it. Guys, follow Willers. Guys, go follow our friend Willers on Twitch and everywhere else. He's Willers. We had to reset the cameras. We just watched the Diablo 2 Resurrection trailer and geeked out on it a little bit. Is it Resurrection or Resurrected? One over two. Resurrect. Erection. Diablo 2 Erection. Diablo 2 Erection. I have a Diablo 2 Erection right now.

I'm looking forward to that, man. That was one of my favorite PC games when I was younger was Diablo 2 and then Lords of Destruction, the expansion. It was an expansion, right? Yeah, Lords of Destruction was like the... They had that battle chest. There was always the Diablo battle chest and the StarCraft battle chest. Brood War battle chest and then the Lords of Destruction battle chest. Dude, E3 came out with some fucking... E3 came out with some... Whatever, don't judge me. E3 came out with some goddamn zingers.

A video game. I was stoked watching Toys R Us. Okay, what are you ready for at E3? Bro, pull up Battlefield right now. No. We're taking a donut commercial. What are you ready for at E3? No, watch. No. Pull up Battlefield. You want to see this trailer, Batty? You're going to be like, what the fuck? Mom and dad are fighting again. We're always fighting. And while he's pulling that up, Forza 6, what the fuck? I didn't watch anything at E3. It's so... People came to my chat and told me what was happening. I didn't care, though. The Battlefield official trailer.

battlefield was it battlefield 20 for 20 42 20. it was like 1942 like it was not the original trailer trailer fork trailer 4k like the og battlefield that was forever ago like in the early 2000s it was like battlefield 1942. i know battlefield they had that they had battlefield vietnam also that was really good this trailer goes hot that looks cool as yeah

So we just watched the Battlefield 24-7 trailer and I probably can't stand up right now because I have a boner. Does that look gangster? Yeah, that looks cool as hell. That motherfucker, they literally put it in a cinematic trailer. Somebody jumping out of an airplane, shooting the RPG into another airplane.

And then landing back in it. That was the highlight of every Battlefield compilation trailer ever. If that wasn't in the trailer or in the video, you didn't watch it. Because if you've never played Battlefield before, people do that. They'll go in a jet and go upside down and jump out of the jet and shoot a rocket launcher at another jet and kill them. And then their jet will come back around and they land in it. And people can do crazy stuff like that on Battlefield. Yes.

I just love they put it in the game. Like, they were like. The cinematic trailer. Yeah, the release trailer. That's fucking. That's cool. That is like the director of that. They leaned into the hype. Yeah. Yeah, the director of that trailer was like, I'm going to just YouTube Battlefield 3 highlight videos. Dude, honestly. Let's add all of that. Okay. What if they just did that? They went through like eight Battlefield 3 trailers. Like, oh, this is a pretty cool scene. Some guys jumped off a wall and they fell.

All right. Make the wall fall. Cool. Jumped out of a jet RPG. Same thing. Just keep it there. Put it in. ATV into a helicopter. I mean, yeah. Okay. Okay. One helicopter dodging between two as they crash. Yeah, we can make that work. Put it on some glass buildings. It'll be great. Like,

What if we added a tornado? That's what you're just saying. It's like there's that one dude in the back like, it's crazy enough to work. Okay, listen. I put in highlight reels for Battlefield. A tornado watch. The movie came up and I think that looked cool. So, just like, what is this? The dudes are doing shots around the table. All right, all right, Kevin, it's your turn. What do you got? Okay, it's a little crazy. Hear me out. Tornado. Tornado.

Who's seen Twister? We love it! Fantastic movie. Dude, that looks fucking cool. I haven't been excited about a Battlefield game in a while. No, that's what they did right. You do that, like, that's how you do game trailers. It's like, if I'm going to do, like, a cinematic experience of a game that's good, like, an IP that's known. Because there's two different types of trailers. You have cinematic trailers and you have gameplay trailers. Like, that was a release trailer, and I understand why it wasn't all gameplay. There's probably gameplay somewhere in another one, but, like...

That was beautiful. That was beautiful. Oh my God. That's what I want to talk about too. What? E3 is with normal gameplay for E3. There's a fly in here. I thought we killed them all. No. We tried. It literally just landed on Donut's head and I lost it. He probably... The bad comms, bad fake comms during gameplay in E3.

You know what I'm talking about. I know bad comms, but I didn't watch any of these. I don't know what bad comms is. Have you ever watched a trailer like E3 or anything when it's teamwork and they're like, okay, let's watch what's going on in-game right now. The fake comms when they're doing stuff like that? Oh, yeah. Okay. Gotcha. Oh, man. Forza was so bad. It's like, oh, we got a new game coming up. We got to get all those pinatas.

Catherine, what are you doing? I'm going down the alley right now, popping them all. What about you, Brad? Watch out. Here I come. I'm going to catch up to you. And I was like, oh my God, who talks like this? I remember the Destiny 1 release trailer where they're like, what are you doing, man? Oh, you know, I'm just walking down this alley, scanning my sector. And it's like the computerized gameplay because they didn't actually have a person controlling it. Yeah.

And it was just like, yeah, man, got to get my fire team. You guys ready to play? There's like two people phase in. They're like, hey, man, thanks for the invite. Let's get the covenant. Like, what the fuck? And they like hop up. It was so bad. It's how you write a cheese dick team movie. The scripted trailers. Yeah, the scripted gameplay trailers. It's awful. Have you not watched any of these? No. Oh, bro, it is.

cringeworthy and they still do it year the forza one was so bad like i was like i don't know forza i was like i didn't even know what the trailer was it's a racing game and i was i went in i was like i have no idea what game this is because they're driving through mexico in the forest and doing stuff there was no racing like maybe segments but it was like in the forest and then all these different paths and it's like an open world explore the world explore mexico i was like

I just want to drive on a racetrack really fast. Yeah. Probably in a circle. Yeah. I'm really content with that. And they were like, Forza 6. I was like, it's a Grand Theft Auto with no violence. Thank you. Yes, that's what it was. What was that Forza that came out a little, was it Horizons where it was like on an island and you just drove a fuck around the island? That's how this one is in Mexico. Yeah.

I don't know. You have to watch scripted. If you want a good time donut, just watch scripted acting for trailers. It is horrendously bad. It'd be like Tarkov, like all of us. I can't even put it on how bad. How would Tarkov be? It'd be in Russian, so who cares? We wouldn't know what's going on. We can't understand that. They're not going to do an English one. They're going to be like, these black guys. Exactly. You need to tell that story.

None of us were on there. Were you on there? No, we weren't on there. So, there's a language barrier first off. Brandon Herrera's been looking at his face. So, for everyone who doesn't know what's going on, we all have at one time or another played a lot of Escape from Tarkov. And there was a dev podcast recently, or a video, where on, I believe it was Clean Stream. Yeah. Clean was streaming and he had the lead dev...

Russian

And he was talking about some... It was like, you bad guys? Yeah, it was like mercenaries. Yeah, there's some kind of mercenary group in Russia, and they're like the black ops or something like that. And he just... And Nikita just goes, he's like, these black guys, they're just terrible evil. They're all the worst. It was just all the worst. All the worst. Black guys. And he said it a second time, and that's when you see like... Brandon was taking a drink, and he's drinking, and he goes...

Just his eyes large. Cleen is just like... When you see a streamer who is listening, so they're usually looking at the other people's faces on their Discord call or whatever. Cleen and Brandon both go right to the camera. It's in the office. You know when the dumb joke happens and everyone in the sitcom looks at the camera? They both did that.

Nobody else caught it, Nikita's just going on about Black guys are just terrible people and it was just like, oh my god They're very huge They're huge, strong, and evil It was like, oh my god, Nikita Like, we know there's a language barrier And then Cleen immediately comes in to save the day He's like, oh, you mean the Black Ops Force Recon evil bad guy groups And he's like, yes Holy shit That's what they said That's what they said Never take a word of that

It was just like, ooh. I sent it to Chocolate. He's like, oh, god damn. Chocolate Operator stayed with me. Now when he comes home, I'm like, Luke, can we put the clip in the podcast? We'll get the clip for you, Party, and just fucking play it. It's too good to not. Like, it's beautiful. It's...

The thing is, those black guys, it's unavoidable. Unavoidable evil. Like, with the tremendous sizes, like, super evil thing. Yeah, the black division unit. You are, like, actually nothing to compare to this force. Oof.

All right, what else happened at E3? What else happened at E3? I didn't watch it. I know one thing from E3 that's really cool, but if you guys have other things. It was all virtual, right? Yes. No, they actually did E3 in person, I think. Was it? Yeah. Was it just like a really limited...

staff yeah it's probably a limited there's like the presenters and a couple people but it wasn't like a full crowd i don't believe yeah e3 has always been i mean you've been to e3 right yeah i went to last year it was yeah 2019 is when they opened up to the general public finally oh they did general pub yeah it was either yeah it was 2019 because that was before 2020 yeah 2019 was the first year or 2018 it was one of those

Where the first year you could actually just buy admission to E3 like a convention. Because normally, yeah, you had to have a press badge. You could only get in if you were invited. But yeah, it was the first time they've done that. Apparently they need some money. They're like, ah, this is the year. So do you have, what is it? I got one of you.

What game did you see that you liked on E3? I didn't watch any of it. Oh, fuck. We all suck. I didn't either. I just watched the highlights, basically. Diablo 2, that's all I've heard, and that sounds fucking amazing. So what else is coming? There's a new vampire game called Redfall, which looks pretty gnarly. People are raving about that. But the one that's got me hyped is a new Sea of Thieves thing. Sea of Thieves teamed up with Disney.

And they're bringing in Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, that's cool. And Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp. They got Gibbs, like the cast of the Pirates of the Caribbean. Davy Jones are all a part of Sea of Thieves now. That's really cool. Like Sea of Thieves when it first launched was like the craziest tech demo. Unbelievable.

unfortunately it was a thousand miles wide and only an inch deep there just wasn't enough content for it to last but it was the most beautiful looking experience like the water in that game is still one of the coolest water renders I've ever seen I love just

People still play, right? Yeah, I mean, I've recently jumped back into it. Like, it's, like, there's a lot of content in the game now. Like, honestly, there's tons of different quests, and there's different types of loot. There's new ships, new tons of new skins and things like that. And it's been a lot of fun. But now there's, like, they're adding, like, almost, like, single-player stories. I think they're called Pirate Legends or Pirate Tales. Yeah, yeah. And so, like, as you're playing, you can pick up these special, like, almost like a co-op experience quest, and there's, like, an actual story to them. Yeah.

And this one's going to be a Pirates of the Caribbean themed one, which some people are angry that, you know, Sea of Thieves and Rare have gone to Disney, but at the same time, fuck that. Disney has a budget. Disney's got their shit together when it comes to Marvel, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars. They'll let you pay. They'll give you the money to finish a fucking game. You want a game that's...

Thousand miles wide and a foot deep? Or do you want a game that's like thousand miles wide and a thousand feet deep? Exactly. That's how you do that is with Disney because they have the budget to throw it whatever. So, like, I'm super excited to see. Like, this is just the first. They just did a little teaser with it, and it was all like the Pirates of the Caribbean music mixed in with the game now. I'm super excited just to see, like, what else that means for this game as a whole. I can't wait for him to quit it. When's the last time you played World of Warcraft? Two weeks.

do they announce anything for a while my family's been here you i've been busy i haven't even i haven't been screaming he's gonna stop not play anymore i know how these games you're getting older batty you're gonna quit games like i do like man this game's awesome i haven't even beat sushi ghost yet it has been three months you're all about sushi and i know and i look at it we've all been really busy for like a month though that is like we've been traveling and you guys have been traveling like i've had family here and like

jerking off a lot more like it's been we've been very your family comes here and you jerk off more a lot more this is weird sorry thank you unsubscribe leaving this podcast now at first it was poop at first it was poop then it was masturbation is it advil your safe word advil's the safe word advil advil you gotta kinda whine it advil oh man oh god damn it I lie

No, E3. I don't know. Like, E3, I still like for cons. PAX West is still my... I've never... I've done PAX East so many goddamn times. I've never had a chance to go to West. Never done a PAX. Dude. PAX Prime is the... That's West. PAX Prime, right? Yeah. But that's the one you have to go... Like, if you want... Because I've been to the other PAX... East is bigger, though. East is big. So, Prime is the original, but East, I'm pretty sure, is bigger. It's always... I think the last couple have had a bigger turnout at East than...

Prime, I know, was like 120,000 people show up at. What? No shit. No, they're huge, dude. So PAX Prime, too, is a five-story convention center. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's fucking...

- It's massive. - I don't know anything about South. - It's like SHOT Show pretty much, but games. - Bigger. - Yeah. - It's bigger. It's bigger than SHOT Show. - It's bigger than SHOT Show? - Yeah, absolutely. - Bro, you have this, okay, so you have the entire five-store convention center right here. So you have like that one. It's like the first two floors are just like video games and all this shit. - Vendors. - And you have the indie games and all that.

shirts the split it's it's amazing there's merch sections everywhere it's fucking insane and then pax prime across the street just right across the street then you have the first hall is nothing but magic the gathering downstairs so you have just huge magic the gathering cards pokemon everything then up the next two stories on top of that is nothing but lamb parties video game tournaments for pcs everything you can rent out

out and it's free you just go over there and across the street from there is the arcade which is $20 on Thursdays to play all the video games want and it's a bar so we get shit wrecked Thursday okay back to the boys bar yeah dude it is like PAX Prime this year if we can go did you ever get a chance to do PAX Unplugged

PAX Unplugged. It was a newer thing. It was like 2017, 2016, I believe, where it was a PAX dedicated to only tabletop gaming. Like, dude, so it only had a small, it had like a 40,000 person turnout, but it was in...

Fuck, we're in Philadelphia, maybe? No shit. And it was a ton of fucking fun. Dude, the D&D sections, like, it was the coolest shit. But it was all tabletop gaming, which... So, like, you have your Betrayal House, Mansion of Madness, like, all these cool iconic tabletop games and card games specifically with Pokemon. Magic the Gathering, they had an entire hall of, again. It was just super fucking cool to see PAX do something...

smaller but at the same time bigger there was like built in like escape rooms but were only like dungeon themed oh see that's gangster yeah so you had to do like escape room where you got like a class dreamhack actually did this too it's a special it's a certain company that goes around and does escape room styled

Events. Events, yeah, yeah. And you get a class, you have spells, and they have actors in the fucking there that come in. You have to be like, how are you going to beat me? And they actually like, you got to go out like, how are you going to solve this puzzle? And they have like shit all around the rooms. It's super fucking cool. That's neat. We should get hammered and do it.

I mean, I ain't going to do it sober. Pax Prime, you're going to have so much fun. And then it's like all the sushi and restaurants are right there too across the street. So you have a two-story arcade because it's GameWorks. So it's like a two-story. It's downtown Seattle, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Two-story giant arcade. Everything's literally across the street from each other. That's super cool. Fucking dope. When's the next one happen? September 1st, 2nd, and 3rd and 4th. It's this whole maybe. Yeah.

Not yet. Because they don't know if it's going to happen. South and East were both already canceled this year. And I'm just saying. East is fine. It's in Boston. But, yo, Donut, both of you want good news. If West does happen this year, BRCC is going to have a booth, which means we're going. Well, I mean, I'm going. I get content creator passes anyway, so I get free entry. I know, but now we got a booth. Yeah. I've never had a booth. Oh, yeah. And we get to design it.

Yeah. Hell yeah. I was like, you give us the opportunity, we'll make that fucking booth pop. Because we just have competitions. Like, every day you have a PC set up and you...

Oh, man. We get to pub stomp people. I know. Exactly. And if they start to win, I can punch them right there in person. Yeah, you just have fun. I can yell at children. Drunk. They're like, we're getting shit wrecked all the time. They will see us just on the couch drunk. It's like, it's noon. Donuts passed out. I'm yelling at the controller. Right. God damn it.

Fucking A-Man. I can't wait for conventions to come back. God. Yeah, it sucks. DreamHack, dude. Pax. Fucking E3. Like, all these events, man. I cannot wait. Ugh. Not Chacho. Yeah. Well... That's when my liver hurts. Yeah, conventions... Dude, about the same time, as much as I drink at conventions, I...

I will suck it up like a motherfucker to get through a convention. Like, I will be, I will drink as much as I've ever drank on, like, that first Friday, Thursday night. And then on Saturday, I'm like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Let's do this. You just get up and you do it again. Shawshank was, like, during the week, too. Oh, yeah. It was, like, Monday to fucking Friday or some shit. God damn. That was a good time. Mm-hmm.

That was a really good time. Yep. Just looking at each other. We were like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you again. It's like, don't I think it's daylight, but there's no windows in here. Cause we were gambling until 7 a.m. They were just throwing money on fucking roulette. So when I play roulette, I literally just walk up to tables, throw the maximum amount you can on red or black. Yeah.

And I had good luck. And I destroyed it. Donal was like, I'll do the same as Eli. It's like, lose, lose, lose. I'm like, stop. Just pick any other thing. Stop ruining this for me. He like, I put it on black. He puts it on red. It's like, green. I'm like, the two-cheeked green. Oh, my God, man. You gotta switch tables. Switching tables. You can't switch tables. It's not allowed. Your strategy was working. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it was working for a while. And then when I was betting on an opposite of you, it was working for me too because you were taking 50. Yes. Right? You showed me you were doing that because before every time we ate, you would be like, hold on, guys. You take 50 and throw it on red or black, and then you'd end up getting like 100 back and pay for your meal. I was like, I'm going to do it. And so I would start betting on opposite of what you're betting, and it worked. But then I did that one time where I bet on the same thing you did, and it just –

Downhill. Obliterated. Yeah, every time. That's how I literally before meals, I'm like, okay, what's the amount? 150, 100, 200. Winner. Walk away. Dinner's free. Every time. But shop show is always a completely different experience. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's in Vegas. Yeah. At the same time the porn convention is happening. And the concrete convention. Oh, really? I didn't know about the concrete convention. All three are at the same time every year. The concrete? Like concrete. Like pouring. That's a convention for concrete. Yep. There's a convention for concrete. The best way to bury your porn star after you're done with her. Yeah.

Just to be clear, we're talking about like... Gun, pour, concrete. We're talking like rock and cement. And then back to the gun convention. Can we just circle back? Concrete convention. That's a thing? There is a lot. That's a thing? The construction industry is pretty large, Patty. I...

Sorry you hate manual labor. It's true, I do. Look at these supple, gentle fingers. I play video games for a living. Those are gonna blister. Yeah, I don't do manual labor anymore. I don't even pick up weights. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. That was... Gasp. I don't like it here anymore.

I hate my friends. Except for Donut. I love him. Thank you. No, conventions, I still like. PAX Prime is probably my favorite just because I've done that the most. Yeah. Didn't you live out there too? Yeah. Yeah. That's how I met Freddy. That's why East was always my favorite because I lived right near Boston, so I was always there. Makes sense. Then the other ones were always hit or miss. TwitchCon was probably the lamest convention I've ever been to. See, I love TwitchCon though because as a streamer, that's where...

You could hang out with all your friends. Like, granted, we all live in the same area here now, but when I was living in Vermont or all my friends were in Atlanta and Texas and California, like, that was the only time you got to go hang out with your fucking friends. That's true. Because, honestly, like, you can't afford to fly everywhere every month. You'd be taking time away from stream. You just couldn't. No.

So I was like, that's why TwitchCon isn't fun because of the convention. TwitchCon is fun because you're actually hanging out with your friends, whether it's the friends you've met through streaming or some of the viewers you get to hang out with, things like that. But I will always love TwitchCon the most now just because of that. But I don't know. I like people. I'm a people person. I'm not an introvert. Dude, this one. This one, though. Batty, this is the first meetup that we did with Black Rifle because we had a grand opening. Oh, God. Batty.

Your boy had people taking photos with him. One of my boys... Yo, shout out to BitBoy. He showed up in a Batty Pornhub shirt. I was like, my man! Yeah, Batty was like...

I was like, oh yeah, this is the first time you've experienced that shit. Because I didn't start blowing up on Twitch until COVID hit. So there was no conventions in the previous one. I had like 10,000 followers on Twitch. Yeah, like one person would see you. I had just been partnered. I was brand new to being kind of big on Twitch. So then I blew up over COVID and shit. And now this is the first time I've ever been able to meet people.

And you're like, fans and viewers and shit. And it was fucking, I was loving it. I was like all over the place. It was awesome. I got five cases of White Claw? I know. Everybody showed up. They're like, hey, man, so you mind running out of the car? I got a case of White Claw for you. So if you ever meet me somewhere, please bring me a case of White Claw. That's moral of the story. That's literally your brand. I was like, damn it. I built my brand wrong. I bought a gun in the parking lot. I'm not joking. I literally bought a gun in the parking lot.

What'd you buy? I can't... Party bleep this out. I don't let my viewers know what I buy until they hit sub goals. Oh, okay.

That one guy was like, hey, come sign my gun in my trunk. And I was like, yeah, I was like, as long as you don't murder me, I'll come do it. He was cool. Shout out to a physicist. It was great to meet you. I was like, this is definitely like a baddie or donut fan because he came up to me. So I was like, yeah.

He was a bigger fan of unsubscribe. That's why he talked about the podcast a fuck ton. Dude, a lot of people did. That was probably the weirdest thing. I expected to see, you know, donut fans, Eli fans, Matt fans, whatever clean and me, but I didn't expect to have some people come up to me. I was like, Oh,

holy shit i love the pod i'm here because of the podcast like that was holy shit you guys are fucking terrible at your scheduling and uploading episodes yeah getting getting yelled at in person about that kind of stuff that's why today we're here right now but guys we have to make this happen shout out shout out to all those people though i had at least like 10 people come up to me it's like i love unsubscribe i'm like you really what

heard of this it was super fucking cool did you watch this it's not great everyone loves they love watching them though so like if you're listening if you get a chance go out and just watch one episode because we're dumb looking oh yeah yeah yeah

Hey, what's up? It's your boy, Eli. But yeah, man, it was super fun. Cool. It was awesome. It was a fun time in Fort Worth getting to meet everybody and hang out. It's a crazy experience, especially if that's your first time. You're like, what? Well, I mean, the Bitter's store, when you guys opened the Bitter's store here in San Antonio, it was cool, but it was like a lot closer. It wasn't as...

crazy because it was still like in the middle of COVID and shit. So it was like a soft, like a small, soft. This was fucking nuts, man. I heard the one before that in Tennessee, you said was pretty crazy too, right? Yeah. That was a packed one that my sister, I forgot, like my family. So like not internet people. So they're so like far removed from that. And then they're like showing up for that. And then like, Chast is like trying to get attention. She was like, Oh my God, this people is a lot of line for me. And she was just like, Oh,

Yeah. Yeah. My family has no fucking like idea of this. My dad still thinks I play. I'm struggling artist playing video games that he needs to send money to. So I do need an allowance. I'm like, dad, I'm good. I'm fine. So like that was for them. They were like, oh shit, this is,

What the fuck? This is an experience. My dad still calls me a tweaker. He thinks streaming on Twitch is called tweaking, so he calls me a tweaker, and he thinks I do porn. What was your mom's first reaction when he was like...

Yeah, yeah. What was that like with your family? When they see that for the first time, they see how big you are. I was living with my mom when it happened, so they were pretty excited to get me out of their house. Go away! It's your package. Luggage. Go. Exactly. I just caught the fly. Did you? What? It's in my hand. I can feel it. What do I do? I don't want to let it... I just want to see it. Just smash it on the table. Wait. I'm going to fucking...

I'm gonna, no, I'm just gonna slam it. Ready? You're gonna slam it? Ready? Oh, you did? Oh, he flew off! God damn it! I had it. He's fucked up. It was in my hand. It was not feeling good. So, we have, well, I forgot to take out my trash the other day, so my garage is full of flies, and then I left the door open too long. Ow, do the drink. Do the drink. I'm dumb. Yeah, we're in here. But they were, like, super excited for you. Yeah, they were super excited. Well, yeah, they gotta watch, like, that fucking, the taking. I remember when you're...

What videos was it that just took off? I remember you being on Reddit. Because I remember talking to you at like 30,000 subs. And that was when you were like, oh, I'm also doing like 30,000 or 300,000. 30,000. Oh, shit. I thought it was that long ago. Okay. Yeah, it was a long time ago. It was like me and Matt were living at the Unicorn Ranch when I was talking to Dalton. What's the Unicorn Ranch? It's when me and Matt lived together in Utah. You called it the Unicorn Ranch? Dude, it was like a five-bedroom house. And me and Matt would just get shivers.

play video games, wake up, write content. That was our one year where every video was 10 to 50 million views per video and we were doing that every two weeks. Holy shit. Yeah, and that was like when Black Rifle was taking off. What happened? Why aren't you guys as good now? Because we don't live together. No. No.

So what am I hearing is the next, because I have to move in November, I'm going to get a big house and we're all going to live together. Perfect. Ski moves right into each other. My lease is up then too. Is yours up in November too? Yeah. Same time. I was like a few days behind you. Yeah. Something like a week. Fuck yeah, dude.

But what was the videos that took off? I remember the Reddit and then what videos really just catapulted you? The first one that got me 100,000 views and 100 concurrent viewers, I dressed up in SWAT gear a week before I quit policing and I played Rainbow Six Siege. And that was like... No shit. Yeah, yeah. People love that. And then I spent the next like...

probably six months struggling, not coming up with any ideas, trying to do the video game YouTube thing. And then I did a police shooting and it got like 400,000 views. And I was like, well, that's it. That's what I need to do now.

Like, God, this is like that. How do you see? That's why I don't do YouTube shit, man. I don't want to do gaming stuff. I don't like I do that on Twitch. It's my everything. I don't want to just put highlight videos on YouTube. I want to. And that's why I don't I don't do YouTube stuff because I don't know what to do. Gaming for us. If we did a gaming one, I think it would have to be this format. But we're gaming together.

Yeah, it would absolutely. That could do good. But like I feel like that'd be the Let's Play series. Those are so oversaturated. Yeah, but at least we have an audience that would start watching. I guess at this point we have an audience. Yeah. But like. You got to at least put your clips together and have clip compilations on your YouTube channel. That's so good. I don't want them. Don't make fun of them. It's a big good. I know. It's good extra revenue. Oh man, this is what? Episode 26 of Batty Parties again? Whoa. So original. Yeah.

I would like it. Hey guys, this is BattyVLOGS. I'm hungover again. That's it. Click. 40 seconds. Like that's... Oh, fuck. This is my favorite. Batty passes out on stream where the sun rises. It's four hours. Allegedly. Allegedly. Look, all Batty's friends are calling him again. Allegedly.

God fucking, I hate all of you. I just love it. Everyone's taking off. Everyone's doing so good. I'm so proud of everyone. I hate you. And then we have, well, we can do a quick outro with Demo hitting 10 million. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Matt. We filmed his 10 million subscriber video. We all got stuck in the mud. Yeah. Except for Eli and his Volvo, which didn't drive on the mud. Me, me, me, me, me. I was just like ricking it. Eli got stuck. How? How?

Yeah, that was rough. But that was a fun video. It was fucking awesome. That's the handbrake. 10 fucking million. How many guns do you think he had? That was a lot. Like 180? 200? Yeah. At least 200, I think. I thought he'd have more pistols, to be totally honest. I don't think that was every...

don't think it was everything either i really think he's fucking i just think he got sick of driving shit down or he ran out of tables yeah which is probably i remember walking out there i was like because you like know like our collections or like matt's collection i like i was like oh it's gonna be like oh my god you had to buy those out to look all the way down the amount of tables that were set up with guns it's crazy you guys haven't seen that watch it yeah go check out matt's uh demo ranches uh 10 million subscriber video it's

Eli's a piece of shit and it wins. It's bullshit. It was like 70 yards of table. Also, if I can do one thing. Okay, so. Donut, you only hit eight out of the. Really? You hit eight. I went back and watched it on stream. I was like, that motherfucker did only.

Because it was like, I was just relying on him. I wasn't paying attention on those last like. I know. Yeah, I mean, you were just like. I hit eight. You hit eight. I was like, son of a bitch. You mean you won anyways. I know. But if I would have won somehow that last round and you came to me and said you did a, I would give you the rifle.

- No, if you walk out there, just one day alone and just shoot, hit the target once, nine. - Done. - That was good. Like you got me so fucking stressed out on that lap. When the small one, that was the first time I was like, God damn it, Donut's like, fuck man. - Every first shot hitting the small target. - Every time with you too. - The memes created. - Oh, those were good memes. - Oh, so good. - The look was fucking wild.

I was like, Homeboy is on fire right now. Why is this happening? God damn it. He just wasn't. And then you had like Batty, Crispy. Okay, I tied. We all beat Crispy. Crispy had the most bullets and he still came in dead last. I don't want to hear that. Crispy was flipping an extra bullet. He was like, that's weird. I know I'm not great at math, but that didn't sound like fine.

Maybe not. This is a fun competition. Absolutely. Matt with the fucking revolver. His reaction the second he was like, good for a couple. Yeah. We're playing a game where you can win a gold 50 cal. Matt's like, can I pick this? If anyone would have picked a shotgun on that first round. I wonder what they would have brought out though. Slugs or like buck.

Birdshot. Birdshot, yeah. You just can't, man. I'm not even looking. Dude, I'm mad. I was this close. I picked up a shotgun first and I put it down. Fuck! Dude, I was still like even eight of the... We had ten rounds and we hit that fucking target hip firing. Yeah, that was wild, you two. Eight to nine rounds.

That's insane. We're fucking good at hip firing. Yeah, apparently that's how we can just train from now on. Yeah, do you remember when we were playing Cat in the Triarch event? Oh, yes. And you and I were nailing hip shots. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys were fucking doing the shit. You and I were both like... I forgot. It's like destroying it. Maybe that's what we can do. That can be our stick. Stick? Stick. Stick.

We'll quit everything else and just be hip fire champions. There we go. It's lucrative. I'm carrying probably not 14 people that watch that sport.

It's just gonna be you watching it at 14:00. ESPN 12. Yocho! ESPN 8, Yocho! Jesus Christ. No one watches it. That was good. That was a good time. Then everyone... It was like one hour to film, eight hours to get out of the mud. Yeah, we were stuck there for several hours after the video. Yeah. God. Had to literally make a new trail through the woods off of Demo Ranch to get out of there because it was so fucked.

But when you looked at it, it was water running down from the creek. Yeah, there was a river. We were driving through a fucking river. Yeah. And it was like sprinkling the whole fucking time. It wasn't a rocky creek bed either. It was like just matte. It's not that deep. There's a rock creek bed right there.

He fell. He fell. He goes up to his thigh and falls over. He's like, that's not rock. Yeah. It's not rock. It's 100% not rock. Mm-hmm. A fucking five ton with a 13,000 pound winch to pull trucks out. They had a bobcat out there. Donut got temporarily stuck. It was like a small stuck. So we had to move him out. Oh, God damn it. Batty's natural reaction. Shut the fuck up. It's because we did the same thing with Brandon. Yeah.

- No, to get us out, so he's stuck and we need to back out. So we need to back out to get him out. Batty's like, "Come and help pull him out. Get behind the vehicle and pull him while he accelerates." I'm like, "Or, weird idea, we push him, Batty."

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