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Let's go baby shark dude three two one let's go Okay, wait are these the high the high ones? What are the high the high ones you said the stronger ones? That's white claw. I couldn't find them I stopped at two gas stations on my way here looking for white claws You brought one of those to us when we went to the archery event We haven't done a podcast since before the archery event
It's been two weeks? It has. We haven't even talked about the archery event or anything. Yeah, because it was the archery event. It was a week. Then you both were gone, like, doing your jobs or having fun. So lame. Welcome to Unsubscribe. We're... A word from our sponsor, Brewed in Texas. Oh, no. Okay, so like... Have you ever wanted agave lime original and something brewed in Texas? Well, look at...
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Oh my God. Somebody like controlled pair. Somebody just had, I posted that story that dude, someone was like, look, I seen Eli double tap or my twin. Oh, but he was like bigger. And one dude, the best reply I got from that DM. Oh, that's Eli. Single tap. Dot. Dot. I was like, okay, touche. You got me, bro. Oh man. Dude, I posted an Instagram story.
Two days ago, because Paladin Coatings, they finished working on my Tvore 7, my Tvoo-woo, as I call it now. Oh, it's so good! They finished it, and I was like, I need to post a story about this, but I wanted to put some anime hentai sound, some porn sound in the background of it.
So I did it. I just was on Instagram scrolling through the sounds and I just wrote hentai or some shit. And I just scrolled through. I found the most like – the one that had like a normal start and then it immediately went into like moaning. And I put a big old sound on. I'm like, guys, you're going to love this new gun. Check out this thing. You're going to hear me talking about it. And it's just immediately into like porn sounds, like super loud. Oh my god. I –
You have now given me the idea of how I'm gonna do gun stuff. I'm gonna just do it in post where I'm like, guys, check out how this trigger pulls. But I got so many DMs of people like, bro, come on. My mom heard that. And just be like, dude, now my wife's looking at me funny. What are you doing? Listen how smooth this operation is. Daddy!
Dude, I just found something. The D'vor's got a slap handle like an MP5. I should have had him put fucking like something like daddy like right above the charging handle. Oh, for that slap, yeah. With a peach emoji. Just that peach. Oh my god. Senpai.
Well, this is a great start. I'm already enjoying this one. We're recording, right? Oh, no. Yeah, of course we are. Had that happened before. No, we've always recorded. It just shut off immediately. Poopied. Poopied.
That was good. We love when that happens. Hi everyone! Welcome! We're doing it. We're actually back to Nerd Talk. We have a list of stuff for two, one, depending on how much time we have today. Murder Brandon. Scratch that one out. Don't tell him. Batty scratched off all the ones about him. We're doing intervention today. Apparently that's not happening. Stop it. Get some help. I don't even drink that much.
All right. So we haven't done a podcast in three weeks, two weeks, something like that. Two weeks minimum. Two weeks minimum. We had the total archery challenge that one weekend that was super cool. A lot of fun. Yeah. We had the adaptive athletes archery challenge, which is where a bunch of disabled veterans came out who were missing arms and legs and stuff and shot archery. And it was amazing. That was a really cool event.
And then we kind of just, we got to working. You did something super cool. I got to go and hang out with like BJ. We did the music video, which you guys, Memorial Music Video, you guys came for that. Super cool. I teared up listening to the full song. So that was Danny Worsenot was singing and then Matt wrote the song, right? Yeah, so Matt and Jared, yeah, there was Jared. Yeah, so they had a,
like co-write the song itself and then it was like ideation for how we filmed the music video and what the music video is we came to that conclusion we found the bar and then we knocked that out like back to back to back I think that was the first shoot where you get to see like director Matt director Eli like
It's like oh, this is how we operate everything. It was probably a little bit of drinking because we were at a real bar Yeah, and we wanted to capture the real image of veterans having a good time memorializing their buddies So I was sober at 11:00 a.m. Absolutely sober and then we and then we got there Yeah, it was a music video and we had like all of our friends there who were veterans it was super cool
He drank out of Crispy's leg. Not his... His prosthetic. We should clear that up. Oh, Lord. But we just hung out at that bar and Bernie all day and drank and sang and filmed. It was good. I can't wait for that music video to come out. It looks so good. It's fucking so fucking good. So we're getting that done.
Then we went and filmed, literally we wrapped that, started getting that edit done. That's after Thanks Texans Don't Say. And then we're going right into the commercial.
for BRCC with BJ Baldwin BJ Baldwin announcement video plus commercial for subscription for BRCC so it was like all stacked together you did all that while you guys were out there yeah that's what the little birds fuck miniguns having a good time BJ ripping around in that ball just to tune down that picture of the fucking truck sideways with Matt oh dude if you want the most terror okay
BJ does that anytime. He can flip those on his side no matter what and just drive like that. BJ's just like, "Yeah, I can get aside." And it's a and every time. So, dude, it is the most absolute sketch thing to watch. And now I have my favorite quote ever from BJ. It's like, "Well, it's broke, but it can't go more broke, so let's do it two more times." So I'm like,
It can't get more broke? So after we filmed the last, like, he goes like this big, like loop left, then loop right, and then hard cut, and then it's about to roll and it catches it and he's just like, and he drives it sideways on the two wheels on those razors. And he can just keep it going and he just tells everyone else because there's also Jared. What the fuck? It's the most sketch thing to watch if you can ever watch. I was like,
Is he going to flip it? I don't know. Matt's going to die. All I can think of is Matt had his head out the window. I was waiting for it to drop down and Matt just face off a bar. His beautiful teeth are gone. And then I'm like yelling at like, not Ronnie, Kurt to get closer. I'm like, get closer to the vehicle because Kurt's like driving. Oh, Kurt was driving? He's so sketch. Driving in the truck. I was like, get closer, Kurt.
and pull it over until I say stop. He's like, oh, I'm holding Gallagher's leg. I'm like, Matt, ready, action. Say the line, repeat. Okay, do it again. Like, oh, well, this is happening. We do like three or four takes. And then after the last one, we stop the vehicle. It's making weird sounds. And we look at the wheel hub and the wheel hub's kinked in. He's like, oh, that's why I was driving weird on its side. We're like,
That's when he was like, oh, well, you can't get more broke. I mean, the wheel could break. I know. The wheel could just collapse. Like, the hot guy just rolled in, the wheel comes, and then the tire... Dude, when we did that fucking side-by-side with...
You know how the vehicle is like... BJ pulls up and stops right in front of Matt and them? That fucking... He does the parallel park right in front of them. I haven't seen it, so I don't... I haven't seen the little pictures you posted. Have you seen my story? No, I must have missed the video part. I always saw the little... A couple of photos. I didn't see any of the action. So he parallel parks... That looks scary. Yeah, he's going like 30, 40, and then he just whips it and then parallel parks right in front of them. First time, he didn't tell them he was doing that. They were like... They drove backwards...
And he stops perfect, but every time we were like hey cameras gonna be right here land right your head right here Matt and JT's shoulders They're gonna be right here. He will hit that every fucking time Like through a full 180 parallel park and you're like holy shit. Yeah, you're fucking talented And that's the down to trophy truck at 800 horsepower 850 horsepower down to yes
The normal one's at 1,300 horsepower. Jeez. Yeah. But he just has that much control over something like that. Control is so good. And it's fucking hilarious. The little bird. Then we're getting footage of the little birds from the other little bird. BJ's ripping through the thing. He's also doing full 360s while driving straight. So he'll just rip it, do a 360, catch it, and then keep going. So it's just...
And at that moment I was like, God, I need a new job. I hate what I do for a living. It's depression. Now I have to get in a little bird. Guys, seriously. They play games on a computer. I mean, I kind of do. A little bit. Yeah, but you also, you also, you're like, that little, 360, 360.
Can we just talk about Batty's little alfalfa in the front right now? Oh, man. So cute. Some of it didn't make it into the vine. There we go. It was so good, though. Can't wait for that to be a thing. But it was good, man. We had a really good time. People showed. They knew because we had the vehicles parked in front of the hotel before we got there. And then.
Where we were was a small, podunk-ass town outside of El Paso, like an hour and a half. This is as country as it fucking gets. We'd get back at 9 p.m., and there would be a lot of people at this hotel bar. And we're like, that's weird. And they'd be like, oh my god! And then we waited here since 6 p.m. for you guys to show up. Holy shit. Like, holy fuck. You guys are dedicated to the cause. And then there was a lot of drinking. And, you know, just memories. Or lack thereof. Lack.
You were out in fucking Florida doing stuff. Yeah, I just went to Key West. Yeah, just went to Key West. I just wanted to go to Key West for a week. You had a sunburn this time, though. I didn't go to the beach or anything. I drank the entire five days I was there. And...
Went to restaurants I wanted to see and visited friends I made there last time. Shout out to Paul and Crystal from the First Legal Key West Rum Distillery. They were awesome people. They had us at their house and it was cool. I got a cock. You guys see my cock right there? Dude, that is a nice cock. I'm actually super mad you got a cock tattoo before I did.
Because, like, chickens rule the island there, and they're endangered, so you can't, like, touch them. Yeah, you can't fuck with them. Yeah, so there's chickens, and there's more roosters than, like, actual little hens and shit everywhere. It's a fucking sausage fest. They fight you, too, man. You walk too close to them, they're just like...
And they fucking jump on you and try to... You can't do anything. They're in danger. You'll get like a big, big old fine. I'm just getting like Legend of Zelda flashbacks of just throwing chicken. Yeah, and then they go, shoot, shoot, shoot. Left for dead happens. You're like, no. It's like, I wonder if that's in this Zelda game. Yup, it's in all of them. You can't fuck with the chickens. That's fucking great. And then Batty, you just played video games. That's it. Yeah, I was bored.
I didn't do fuck all the way down. I streamed. Yep. Oh my God. What? Did I get a tattoo? I might have gotten a tattoo.
You got the Pokemons. I'm getting the first color sessions tomorrow. Yeah, but people don't even know about your Pokemon. Yeah, I'm starting my leg sleeve. A pant leg. I don't know what the fuck you call a leg sleeve. A pantalones. Panties. Uno pantalone. You got Gyarados. Two Gyarados and two Magikarp. I have a shiny Gyarados and a shiny Magikarp and a regular Gyarados and a regular Magikarp with a traditional Japanese wave and water style. Kind of wrapping my whole leg. And then Psyduck. I mean, the outline looks sick already.
Did you get Psyduck? No. You just get Psyduck on your side dick. You're staring at me like this. You're like, did I get Psyduck? And you start looking. Batty starts questioning. He's like, wait, did I get Psyduck? I don't remember. I don't remember. Corinne did it over Ink. Yeah, she's phenomenal. She's super talented. I don't know. You've gone there several times. This is your shout out.
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Cuz you cut it! Yeah! Which we won't cut. Cut the dumb. No, dumb. Do not cut the dumb. Missed this entire joke. No, this is a skit now. Jesus. You remember Will talking about how you get a wiener tattoo? They have to wrap it around a popsicle stick and twist it until the skin is taut so they can get a good needle in it? Yeah, Will was telling us about this. Well, I was going to say if you get a Psyduck tattoo on your wiener, you got a Psydick then. So...
Just throwing that out there, Batty. I have to get my side hoe tattooed. But I love... Okay, wait. Okay, rewind. Again with the popsicle stick? Yeah. So like the skin is soft and you can't tattoo it. So they have to like take the tip and put it on a popsicle stick. And then roll your dick. They roll it so the skin is tight, nice and tight. I guess you'd probably be hard, but it'd probably be hard to be hard. Yeah, yeah. Unless you're like a real into that kind of stuff.
That's so fucking hot. Yeah. Because it was when Will was tattooing the back of your head. I was like, Will, you ever tattooed a wiener, man? And he explained the whole thing to her. She's like, wow. I just tattooed a fat girl on my dick so when I get hard, she's in shape. Oh, my. I mean, it makes sense, too. I don't know if that's how that works. I think that's how it works. Holy fuck.
How far are you on Ghost? Have you played Ghost at all? I haven't touched it. Sushi Ghost? Yeah, I haven't touched it, actually. I haven't either. We've been talking about it for like three podcasts now, I think. I'm right on at three, I think.
What? Like... Right at the last act of that game. It's that long? It's a long game. You've been playing the shit out of it, too. I do a lot of fucking side quests, don't I? Do you know how many side... He will tell you how many side quests. You just get lost. You're like, I'm gonna just walk over here. You're walking to a quest and then you see a little bird in front of you.
Yeah, the birds bring you to new areas. The birds bring you to more quests, and then you get to that quest, and you do that quest, and as you're working on that quest, you see another quest, and then you see a fox, and you gotta chase the fox. Because they take you someplace else, and you're like, fuck, okay, well, I gotta go see this one. Next thing you know, you've picked up eight more side quests, trying to finish one side quest, and as well as the main mission, you've got to
I found one of the hardest bosses I have ever fought. You know the, okay, I don't think you're this far, but you have to, you remember Caleb talking about the six Ronin you had to fight? Yeah, the Ronin. And then you had to find the main Ronin after that. That main Ronin's, he's a tough guy. He's a doozy? He was a, yeah. I was, I was intoxicated that night too, trying to do that fight. That was, I died so many times the game asked, it's like, do you want to put it in easy mode? Fuck you, Caleb! No, I don't want easy mode!
Turn that shit on. You're calling me a bitch? I don't care about you. Dude, the disrespect. I know. I was like, this game knows how bad I am right now. And an hour later, I won. It was... That was one of the first fights. I was like, man, this is on hard. Like, this is the challenge. What if I didn't play? Because I didn't play. Oh, my God. I've been addicted to Pokemon Go again. Like, I'm...
I ran into you that one day downtown you were playing Pokemon go. I just walked in a baddie down at the farmers market in San Antonio and he was like Pokemon in it up man. It was a community which means lots of stuff happens. Speaking of Pokemon,
Pokemon Snap came out yesterday. Pokemon Snap came out, yeah. Three days ago? I don't know what day it is. It just came out. Within the past 48 hours, I believe. Something like that. Something like that. I need to play it. I want to play it so bad. I haven't even seen screenshots of the motherfucker. So I've watched a little bit of it so far, and it's like you're playing the OG, but with better graphics. You're on rails. You can spin. The cool thing is it's on the Switch.
And the Switch has its motion shit. As you're sitting there and you have your... Oh, yeah. Because you can... You can, like... You're looking around. It's kind of got that... That's right up your alley, dude. Or, like...
Like AR or augmented reality. No, it's augmented reality. It's not because it's not in augmenting your reality, but you still have motion tracking for your camera. That's so cool. So you'd be on the couch and you have like your joystick, your left and right bumpers to rotate a little bit, but you can also just full on spin around as it's on the track. You have the apples you can fucking throw like in the old one to try to make special events happen. And there's like a chain of islands. There's little missions and things you gotta do. It's actually like really, I'm...
fiending to play it. Yeah, because you said it's sitting on your couch right now. It's literally in my Switch on my couch right now. Yeah. Oh, man. Is it a remake or is it... No, no, not a remake. It's like a new snap. A whole new thing. I'm going to... There's so much new shit. You know what? I'm going to Target right after this podcast and getting that bitch. I was at Target. I don't know what the fuck I was buying at Target, but like
I was just walking and I was like, oh, Snap Display. I wonder if it's supposed to be coming out soon. Then I look and I'm like, oh, those are games in cases. It's out? I will say. Immediately bought it. Dude, the Snap is, or the Switch is the only system I still buy the cartridge for. So I don't download it.
I've downloaded some stuff just because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but I still have more Switch cartridge games than I do any of my other consoles. You want to be able to save it and then have that like, oh, you can borrow this. It's like a Nintendo DS or a Game Boy. I still have... I have like 40 Nintendo DS games, 3DS games, whatever. All my different Pokemon games, I still buy all those cartridges. I have like Octopath Traveler was a fucking awesome game. I haven't beat that. It's good. Did you beat it? I'm almost done. I don't know what that is. Octopath Traveler? It's like a little...
jrpg jrpg okay yeah kind of like final fantasy or dragon quest whatever yeah final fantasy like tactics you're like three through six like og but it is it's got a great story holy fuck pretty hard too it's not easy i just like it it's that it's the pinnacle of jrpgs when it's like your little sprites show up and you're like talking to another sprite
And the guy's like, you're stolen from me. And you're like, I didn't steal shit. This is mine. And it's like boss battle. And that little sprite guy that you're talking to turns into like a 30 foot human jack. And you're like, what the fuck? Why am I not fighting his sprite? He looks way cooler. He's like, why did he get bigger? But I'm still the same. Yeah. And you're still like five foot. You're me. Just swinging the sword. Five foot? Real quick. You're five foot? That's what everyone. Five foot? Everyone's like, you're five foot. I'm like, what picture? There was a picture of...
It was of me and you, and I can't remember his name. Outlaw. Outlaw. He's on my Twitch channel all the time. He was at the archery event, and he wanted to take a picture with us. And it's me and Outlaw, both six. He's like 6'2". I'm 6'1". And then you're in between us like... You're like barely shoulder-pulled. Oh, my God. I was talking about that on stream the other night. It was fucking amazing. Everyone's like, man, he's...
Oh, dude, speaking of that, John Dudley is a giant human being. Knock on TV. John is. He's huge. But then Robert Oberst showed up with Bill Goldberg to the archery event. The Goldberg. The Goldberg. Goldberg.
And I thought John Dudley was a big guy, but then Robert O'Byrne is that much taller than him, and Robert's head is this big around. Dude, it's a pumpkin. Yeah, he's so big. It's like a pumpkin attached on a boulder. Well, I invited him out there, and I didn't know he was going to bring fucking Goldberg. I walk outside, and I'm like, hey, it's Rob. Wait, that guy looks super familiar beside him. You used to spear people? Yeah, you speared people a lot. You did like 135 undefeated fights.
Yeah, that was super cool, though. Dude, I love Crunch. I haven't had one in so long. Where'd those come from? I'm surprised John didn't eat them. He probably missed those ones. He probably missed those. He smells them when we open them. He comes out like a rat. He runs at you and attacks Maddie. It's a facehugger. Oh, my lord. But we had a good time. That event...
We met Batty 2.0. Oh, yeah. At the Total Archery Challenge party that first night. Billy Earl? Earl Billy? Billy Earl? We were all tagging him. I made his night. Yeah. We found a guy that still makes posts and tags me in them. I'm like, so funny. I'm like, man. Did the Black Rifle main post, though? Oh, I know. On Twitter, it's the Black Rifle. Wait a minute.
Dot, dot, dot. This dude that looked very similar to Batty. And so we were all taking pictures with him, but tagging Batty in it. And we were like, we're having a great time here with Batty. And by similar, we say a red beard and blonde hair. Yeah. And he was wearing a party shirt. I always wear my Hawaiian shirts. Me and Cody changed into the Hawaiian shirts right before we left for it. Get there and everyone's like, we're hanging out with Batty. And
living the dream oh my god and then the the black rifle coffee the main twitter page put a picture of other baddie up there was like just saying that it's like tagging him in his name was billy around like hey man you need to change your shit to baddie earl baddie 2.0 baddie 2.0 and now now transition we have donut into invincible without doing spoilers
Yeah, it's still fairly new. It's not... Spoiled. Spoiled. I think we kind of spoiled the first episode a little in a previous podcast when we first talked about it. No, we said it went hard. We said it's a 90... It's like a fucking... 180. Yeah. It's not a 90. It's a 180. It's still a hard turn. 90 is like a... The show did not do a 90. It didn't take a right turn. It flipped its shit on its ass and went backwards. Yeah, that's very true. It was...
and it's not it's not really like so this is a show it's a amazon prime yeah on amazon prime invincible it's it's really good and they were talking about it for like months like gotta watch it gotta watch it i finally i watched six episodes in a row last night and they're they're 45 minutes long so i've been just a shit out of it and it's not like anime style either it's like it's like straight batman it's like batman yeah it's like modern batman yeah batman beyond yeah all that stuff it's like that and
It's like, oh, cool, superhero, superhero, superhero. Boom! God's skull gets crushed. They're like, oh, that just happened. And it just spirals into the darkest, oh my God. It goes from the most positive, like no one can get hurt. Oh, never mind. Oh my God. Superheroes can do that to people. I've seen a lot of comparisons to The Boys. It's an animated version. Not as creepy sexual, but...
Much more violent. Yeah. It's not like... They're having... The Boys gets... I mean, I've seen all the Boys. The Boys has its violent moments, but the Boys has a lot more of like dark, sexual, creepy undertones. It does. Which apparently is... The Boys is way more...
pulled back than the cartoon the comic though the comics are gnarly i haven't read the con i've heard like i've seen little snippets i've seen screenshots i've read all of them dude they're fucking gnarly it's like they have to have special hookers because uh superhero cum shots kill regular women yeah just absolutely yeah we can talk about this on our podcast what is it jizzing in space oh man
Is this an awkward pause? What brought that? Why were you looking at both of us? Come Shots! Remember Donut? Yeah. The free range podcast that never was released. There's a free range American podcast that was never released to the public and it was deleted, I think. Yeah, they said they deleted it. I just hope this is the first episode someone's showing their parents. Like, watch! Listen out, nerd stuff. What about coming in plays? Yeah.
"Uh, mom, don't worry about this, let's skip to halfway through." "So, yeah, who fucking superheroes just come through, bitches?" "Mom, wait, let me fast forward more." "No, no, it's a good podcast, they're cool guys." "Oh, man." If this is the- is this the line? Really? That's the line? What's the slogan for our podcast? What is it? It's like, "Guns, games, and guys." This is "Well under guys."
Cum shots and men is weird. I'm going to just stop right there. Cum shots and dudes. Did you say in men? Shout out to Brian at X. Cum shots and dudes. Oh my gosh. So Eli's dual PC setup. He just got a dual PC setup. Oh man.
It's working good. It plays the games nice. It plays the games real fast. Okay, so on a realistic... I don't know where I'm... Those cum burps, Am I right? It's so thick. It's like milk. Milk burps are the worst. I know, that's why cum burps suck even more.
It's like a phlegm. You've never been sick? There is no recovery from this. It makes you laugh harder than when a girl has a cum. Live action Cowboy Bebop. Isn't that in the making? It is.
I think? Cause the guy from Harold and Co- no, is it Harold and Kumar? Yeah. He's the Asian dude from Harold and Kumar. Wait, for real? No, I might think of another Asian guy. Oh no. We might have to cut this part cause it's racist. I confused him with you one time. Who is it? Because one dude is playing Spike. Yeah. I swear it's the same actor. Who is it? Wait, no, the guy from Harold and Kumar is gonna play Spike? Not the...
Wait, was there an Asian dude? The full Asian guy. Yeah, Harold. That's Harold. Yeah, because his dad wanted him. Yes, I think it's the same guy. He's playing Spike. Yeah, John Cho, right? It's right, right? Is that not him? That's him, right? He's playing Spike? He's the one from Harold and Kumar. Right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Guys, I might be racist. Hold on. Harold and Kumar. I knew it was that guy. John Cho.
Cowboy Bebop! He's gonna be Spike Spiegel! Cowboy Bebop! Who's playing Faye Valentine? Who's playing Faye Valentine? You can't tell me that's not a bad match, though. It's a terrible match. That's why I'm saying it. I don't think he's... What? You think that's not working? I don't think he's against Spike. Really? It has nothing to do with him being Asian, either. Oh, it's an anime. We might as well have an Asian actor in it. I don't think he's gonna be against Spike. I agree. It should have been Brad Pitt. Who do you think should be against Spike? I don't know. Who could...
Ooh, he's already Deadpool, though. Isn't Spike Spiegel Asian? Yeah, he is. Because he was in Yakuza. Or the triad. He was in one of the Asian families. It's an anime! Of course he's Asian! Yeah, he's definitely Asian. But, like, Batty, you're over here like, I should have been like Tom Pitt.
Tom Pitt. Tom Pitt. Yeah, that guy. Tom Cruise. I just mixed two of the whitest actors and made him into a superhero. I am Tom Pitt. So Spike should be white then, Eli. I see what you're saying. He should be white. I just feel like he'd be... I don't think he's going to make a good Spike.
What was it? I don't know. He is a badass. That's your actor. That's how a director, that's the point of a director, Batty. You get the tool. We'll see. We remember this now when I don't think he'll be a good actor. Okay, wait. He really doesn't look Asian though. You're right, Spike. No, he doesn't. But this is an anime. I don't think you need, just because it's an anime that the actor needs to be fucking Asian to play in it. I'm not saying it's cool that he is, but like,
Here's a good example. Have you heard of Asian hate lately, guys? Oh my god. As an Asian. Well, hold on real quick. No, who watched Better Call Saul? I've always seen it. Yes. You've seen it? Yeah. Did you guys watch Nobody yet? Yeah, I watched it the other night. It looks so good. It's cool. Is it good? Yeah, it's fucking good, dude. It's really good. I saw it. I was actually...
What did I watch? I think I actually watched the last episode of Invincible before I watched Nobody. I wanted to see that, though. Dude, Nobody is fucking... That you get to see, it's like, oh, better call Saul, because you don't see that dude as a badass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nope.
And then, yeah, in that. He goes John Wick. I'm feeling he goes John Wick. It slowly leads into John Wick, though, which is funny. And they don't, I love they don't give his fucking backstory much, other than, like, the people, when they know who he is, they quit. They're like, nope, nope. They literally, people are like, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to watch this when I get home. That's the best part. I'm going to watch it when I get home. There's no spoilers because they don't tell his backstory. It's literally, the person walks in, they were like,
They're like, do research on this person. She walks in and she's like, I know who it is. Nope, I quit. And leaves. And you're like, and then one dude just sees his little tattoo, just that little resemblance. And the dude's like, never mind. And leaves. He's a badass. Yeah. I'm going to watch this movie. Okay. It's really good. It's fucking gold. Okay, but for real, who is going to be Faye Valentine? Oh, we didn't even look that up. Who's going to be Faye? Okay. Titties.
Titties. Personality. Two personalities. Massive fucking personality. Amazing personality. Natural personality. How many young men did Faye Valentine put into puberty? Just immediately. Oh, puberty. Definitely me. Who the fuck is that? I don't even know who that is. Her and Boma.
I don't know who this is. - Dragon Ball Z Bulma. - Not Dragon Ball Z Bulma, Dragon Ball Bulma. - Do you Dragon Ball Z Bulma? - Daniela Pinita? - I feel like later Dragon Ball Z, she was kinda like-- - She got older, but Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball. - Is that his wife? - Yeah, Daniela Pinita? - I'm fine with it. - I know. - Let me see.
What's her personality? Guys, if you've never watched... It doesn't look like she's got a big personality. She doesn't have a big personality. No. No, definitely not a big personality. I don't know what she's in. I don't even know what she's in. This is definitely falling into the guy portion of the podcast. We're talking about the... We're talking about cum shots. No, we weren't! No.
Yeah, so if you're just tuning in after the cum portion of our podcast, we're talking about Cowboy Bebop. They're doing a live-action movie, which is like all of our, one of our favorite animes of all time. We love Cowboy Bebop. I'm getting a sleeve of Cowboy Bebop next time when Will comes down here. Can we get somebody to draw us as Cowboy Bebop characters? Who are we going to be, though? I mean, I'll be Faye. That's clear. I have the biggest personality. Unfortunately, I hate that I'm the same age as...
Jet. Jet? But I have to be Jet. It's so, it hurts my soul so bad to know, like, I look at Jet still, I'm like, oh, that's an old motherfucker. You sure you're not Sue? You're like the size of Sue, though. And then I'm like, nope, that is, that's my age bracket right there. I'm literally Jet's age. I'll be Ein. Oh, Ein's a good one. But you'd be Sue. I love you as just Sue. Sue. Who the fuck's Sue? Listen here, Ed.
Oh, wait. I'm thinking about Ed. Yeah, Ed's the girl boy. Yeah. Okay, I'm thinking about Ed. I'll be Ed. I thought you were the dog, which I am. I get them mixed up because they're best friends. I was like, I would love you to be Ein. It's just a little fucking corgi with your head and your mustache. We're just petting you.
I was like, man, Donut went there. I'm fine with this story. I'll do that too. Both. Which one's Sue? I was thinking of Ed. I don't know why, where I got it. Is this the worst anime? I'm the fucking weeb here, apparently. We got Ed. We thought it was fucking... And then we got Sue, which isn't even a name in fucking Cowboy Bebop. Is Sue the trucker in that one episode? No.
Dude, Batty's just a fucking racist Batty over here with some Asian names. I was going to be Chang. This is a character, right? Chang? Cho? Cho? Cho or Chang?
Was there a Sue in any of Cowboy Bebop that you just researched? Weird. I don't know why. I'm thinking of Ed. I don't know why I thought Ed. We both just fucked up Ed. At least I named a character. All right, fuck you. I know, I feel bad. You went fucking left. You named a golden girl. What?
You got Blanche? I like Blanche. It's my favorite character from Cowboy Bebop. There's a reason. Blanche and Inuyasha is my favorite character. I can't. I will explain the reason after the podcast. There is a reason. But it is not for this podcast.
Oh, god damn it. Oh, man. I can't wait for highlight clips one day when they start making this. So Eli's dual PC. Which I will say, okay, a big shout out to Batty for the build. And it went surprisingly, we built a PC and a dual stream on the same day in a few hours with no fucking hiccup.
Zero. Okay, the fan. The front. The BIOS. No. No, you remember we just had a... It wasn't your BIOS. It was drivers. Yeah, the drivers for the... Yeah. But I didn't know it came with a USB for your drivers. Most... So the only hiccup we ran into was when we booted the PC and Windows was installed. His motherboard didn't come with any drivers pre-installed. Like literally nothing. Jesus, really? Normally there's a few so you can...
connect to the internet and download drivers and auto install shit. His, it was a MSI. Yeah, 590 gamer something. Came with a USB. You just had to plug it in and instantly install those drivers. Normally, you'll have some sort of CD or USB for drivers, but that's usually not
Like, I've never seen, I've never built a PC, and I've built a lot of fucking computers, where there was nothing. It was, like, not a single, like, trying to go into, like, his device manager and looking at drivers. I'm just, like, looking, and there's just, it's blank. It's like, can't find anything. I'm like, how is my mouse working right now? It's the weirdest thing. It was, like, nothing. And then...
I found out why my computer is being so finicky with overclocking the RAM or XP, like X and P or anything. You needed to just overclock your RAM, right? No, it was, I had to update the BIOS to, I had to flash the BIOS and then do a brand new update. And now it's running fucking like fucking steamroll. But yeah, when we built it, it was, I've never built a PC before.
and set up a stream, a dual PC setup without there being some sort of minor hiccup where we had to get something or fix something or do change anything.
Yeah, that's rare. Because I've built so many PCs, there's always something dead. You get something fucking dead. Literally, we were talking about RMA. We were like, so we're going to have to send something back. And everything worked. The dual setup went perfectly fine. The audio, video, everything just... First stream, out the gate. There was no problem. I hit stream and it was done.
That's awesome. I'm like, so somewhere, some poor guy had his brake lines cut, the red traffic light's gonna fall, like somebody's gonna have a bad fucking day because Eli's went perfect. He just took all the luck out of that one. He sucked it all up. Your neighbor's gonna have a meteor come down and crash his fucking house.
Dude, dual PC setups are no joke, too, because you and I spent hours setting mine up, too. It's fucking hard. Your audio was super fucky. It was fucked for days and a couple streams, and we had to mess around with it. So for you to just have it stream, it's fucking hard.
That's awesome. Literally, Matty was like, wait, no, I think it's done. He was like, no, okay, yeah, this is... It just worked. And then I was like, stream, and then it was like, good, everyone was like, holy fuck, these frames per second, everything. I was like, yo, this is fucking...
Oh my god. The only issue, which I found out like a couple days ago, was the RGB fans for the fucking... Yeah, his case came with a weird set of RGB fans, like the case panel fans. Which is the dumbest thing. So you have the three fans in front and they do their color, tones, whatever. You get to set it.
And there's a plug that says DRPG, DRGB. There's one that's the top and the bottom. A very unusual type of connector, which isn't part of normal stuff. And there's a male and a female. And I was like, the natural, there's only a male and a female. I was like...
And then I was like, oh, the fans work. There's just no color to it. Like, period. I go days later. I go. I'm like, why don't my fucking lights work? This is weird. I go in and I Google this specific case. Why don't these fans work? The response is, yeah, so those plugs that you plug together, unplug them and it will work.
Work perfect. I was like they weren't like normal career for him for him who figured that out a fan controller It was a typical guy I've never seen in a PC build there was a male and female for the case why the fuck wouldn't these go together when they go together and then they Fans worked, but the RGBs didn't work on the fan so it was like oh
But you unplug them, everything works perfect. I was like, what the fuck are the purpose of them? Can we talk about the fun thing that happened when we were setting up all your drivers on your PC? So, me and Eli were setting up all the drivers on his PC, and Eli's just playing with his case because it's a new case. Oh, yep, never mind. I know what's going on. And he was like, man, why don't these lights work? And he's just pushing all the little light buttons on the front of the PC, and he's like, what about this one? It hits it. I was on the PC, just shuts off. I'm like, it's...
Something went wrong, Eli, and I'd look over and he's just like... Found the reset button. Middle of all his driver installs, he found the reset button on his case. His case buttons aren't like actual buttons you'd click. They're like touch-sensitive panels. Really? It's a weird fucking case, man. I don't know. It's so fast, though. Tarkov's at 170 frames a second at fucking 1440p.
I'm like, yeah, this is the good stuff. And I have that brightness really high so I can see in dark spaces. That's what you need, man. Dude, going from, like, I put it off for so long going to a dual PC streaming setup and for, like, a professional streamer, it's night and day. It's so nice. If you can do it, make the change. I cannot stress it enough. And that doesn't mean use, like, a shitty backup garbage PC as your stream PC or as your gaming PC.
If you're going to be a full-time streamer, you honestly should really look into doing a dual PC setup. It is... Your stream just gets better. Mm-hmm.
it's beautiful if you are making money off of Twitch at a lower end all that money should go back into the business that business is a fucking dual PC or whatever is making your stream better yep via audio I think audio is the first audio will always be number one video comes second find something that's not a webcam webcams look like garbage I will say this if you have to use a webcam
Get a Logitech Brio. It is a unbelievably good webcam. It's USB 3.0, but it also has an ultra-wide lens. It can capture in 2K, 4K. It captures at 60 frames as well. It is as good as a webcam as you're going to get, but I will say...
Get a fucking mirrorless camera something that you can actually use whether it's a Sony 6400 Sony 6000 series If you want to use a real camera a fucking black magic daddy every time he's gone, dude. I hate it I hate it cuz we use my magic. Yeah, you both have my baby every time I sit down at your PC or when I was at his setting is I was looking at it like you just see yourself Good in real life
That's why I have my lighting to set up so I look really... Then I can change that. Make myself look like Butthole real quick. And that's one we do on... Thank you, girl. Oh my god.
I do that on stream where I make the lighting bad. I'm like, this is why lighting is so important because people are like, you need a front light. I'm like, no, I don't fucking need it. You're telling me. I do this for a living. I know how to fucking light a scene. I was like, here, look at it. Here's what lighting does. And I just changed the lighting and then I turned it. I'm like, this is what this looks like. And they're like, that looks really bad. I'm like...
Yes, you want the fucking soft shadow here, the hard light here. There's a fucking science to this. I don't fucking care about lighting, but audio. Audio is so important. Yes, pot. Like this, I mean. Right here. Right here. Yeah, the whole thing. We're talking about cum again. Cum. Good cum.
You listen to Eli's audio, you listen to Cody's audio, whether it's on your YouTube channel or your stream or... This is what we use, right? Yeah, sure. SM7Bs. What is it? SM7B. SM7Bs. They are dynamic mics and they are absolutely fucking amazing. Even the cool thing about them is you can tune these mics so well to your specific voice. I'm able to talk... Especially on my stream. On these ones, they're not as fine-tuned because it's for a podcast and it's not as...
- Until we get all this stuff, yeah. - Yeah, like when I stream, my mic is tuned so well to my voice, I can whisper into it and I can scream into it as loud as I can without peaking, without using any compression. If you don't know what compression is in audio, it kind of like normalizes your voice, so your highs get lower, your lows get higher, so you have that almost like a, I don't wanna say monotone, but it makes it so you sound normal and good.
But I fucking hate compression because I feel like it pulls all of the emotion out of your voice. And if you're a very loud person like I am, like I'm very animated, my voice shows that. And you lose that with a lot of compression. So I try to steer people away from compression. But if you tune these mics, you take your level as a streamer from fucking...
Looking like an entry-level guy like like every other fucking person on this platform whether it's twitch You're like I won't your your video can suck ass your stream can be laggy and skippy your games can play poorly and
But if your audio is good, people will listen to you. If your audio is awful, if you're peaking, if you're using a headset mic, if you're cutting in and out because you don't know how to set noise gates properly, you're not trying hard enough to be a streamer. I won't give you a raid. If I'm doing new people because I love writing new people, I don't give a fucking raid. If you're like, I'll click. I'm like, okay, let's check this person. And it's like, if their audio sucks, dick.
Or they're not responding to chat. Especially when I rate new people and there's like three people and they're just, or they have no personality where I'm like, yo, what's up? Because I go and I'm like, hey! And they're like, what's up? Show me your boobies! And they're like, what? Maybe I don't say that. Like, yo, give me a fucking, I'll say like dance or something stupid. Just like have fun. And they're like, I don't do that stuff.
Do you want to stream? Me and the other two people in this chat want to watch you dance real quick. Then I will give you all my viewership really fast. Just be cool. Have fun. Have fun. No one wants to watch a fucking boring ass stream. Period. And before I get the comment that says, well, SureSM7Bs are expensive. You don't need a SureSM7B to have good audio. I started with a Blue Yeti. Same. Yeah, same.
A Yeti is a USB mic. They also make XLR versions, but is it a good mic? No, Kings is going to freak out because I even mentioned the Yeti, but it is a great entry-level mic and you can still tune it to your voice and you can still set filters. You can still... What the fuck was that? Squirt's killing something outside right now. I thought somebody squirted. Squirt just threw a head against the window. It's the blood trope. But you can tune all this stuff.
to sound good and take your game up a fucking level, man. Audio is so important. If you're not like finishing your stream and sitting down and listening to yourself, like play back your fucking recording. Play back your VOD. As much as we all hate listening to ourselves because we all hate our own voices. It's just, it's naturally just like a thing.
Listen to your own body. If you can't listen to yourself for 10 fucking minutes, how the fuck do you expect anybody else to listen to you? True. It's why, like, editing my own content, I'm sure all of you have the same thing. When doing, like, comedic beats or how we do, like, shit texts and stuff, say, like, when we sit down, I know...
The facial expressions I need to do. I know all of that because I know my beats. I know everything going into that for what I do because I've edited and filmed so much fucking content. And I know with my actors, hey, I need this exact emotion, this exact facial reaction for this beat and then hold and go.
Done. That's what you need as a pod, or podcast, I mean everything. Like, you're just looking at a content creator with Donut doing yours. Like, you're, you're stylistically, I know there's cuts in your content, but at the end of the day, you still have a very good format and you're like, okay, you probably go through it and it takes you, what, an hour to edit? Two hours? Yeah. Yeah. How long did it take you to, when you first started editing videos? Uh, I don't know.
Took forever, man. I went on the Humble Bundle and everyone laughs at me because I use Sony Vegas to edit. But the Humble Bundle had Sony Vegas on there for a dollar and I was fucking broke. And I was like, well, it's editing software. I'm going to buy it. And I've used that for the past five years for all 600 videos on my channel. And I'm so fast with it and have the hotkeys down and everything. I learned to edit in Vegas before I learned a little bit into Premiere. But I still, I know, I know Vegas. Because again...
It was way easier to pirate Vegas than Photoshop. Yep. Yeah, but I haven't had an... I think I've had an editor do like two out of like 500 of my videos because a lot of the jokes and like you're saying the comedic beats come in post. Yeah, holy shit. And you're fucking faster at it. It's such a weird world. Like it's always like...
Matt Gallagher or I do the edits for the main content for our shit. Or Gallagher will do a rough and then we go down and we're like, okay, let's add this, take away that, let's change that. And then it's those finessing the other beats. And we're like, okay, now this is a solid piece. Let's fucking call it right there. But it is. It is really hard to find an editor or somebody to understand your humor perfectly. Party. Or to like...
To like, to like understand, because we know what we're joking about. We know what we're talking about. We know when there's that pause or when, when we want to let something sit and hang from it or when we need to just move on. Yeah. We understand that. And it's really hard as a, as a content creator to hand over those reins to somebody, whether it's on a YouTube channel or my stream, like looking to edit old stream stuff. Like I fucking hate that thought because it's,
what if it's not done right and then like you don't want to do it you work with only a handful of people that i'm like i trust with pieces of content like i know this person can film this i know this person can edit this audio design i know this person can do that it took a lot it took 11 years to get there where i'm like here's three people i can trust to do this style of content i mean that's part of being a content creator though like
There's a reason our formulas work in the way they do because of our shitty, weird, fucked up brains. And it's like... Honestly, like, you know your content so well to take that and be like, somebody else hold my baby. Hold the thing that has made me me. Fuck, dude. Like, I applaud others that can let people really take over something. There's a reason I don't use my YouTube channel for fuck anymore because...
I just don't like how I appear on YouTube and I haven't found – I don't have the time to do it because I'm a piece of shit. And so trying to be like, what kind of content do you make? You, you're busy as fuck, Cody. How the fuck have you not found an editor? But then I realized that'd be you handing your baby over to somebody to edit. Plus you're so fast at it. Now you're like me where it's like I can do something an hour later.
VFX, like editing or VFX, whatever. I know I can spend like two hours and unfortunately if I hand this off, it's going to be like a 40 hour project at this point for other individuals. And then there's back and forth. I'm like, yeah, I need, I need to put some of my like unedited footage up because the way I do things, it's kind of weird. I go off of my audio cues when I'm looking at like the audio bar on editing. So I'll like do a good line and I'll be like, ah, it's like clapping or something. So it's like,
Everyone's like, no, no, no, this, this, and this. Oh, that was a good line. Ah! And then I could see that spike on the audio. I like that one. Ah! It's gonna be my new thing. So from now on, we're not clapping, we're just screeching. Ah! Into the mic. You guys are now my autistic child. This is great. Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm like, Ryan, are you happy? Fuck yeah, dad. I was like, hell yeah, bro, high five.
Nice. Jesus, man. Dude, he just signed real quick, so he knows I can do VFX now, explosions. Yeah. So I just got a video from his... He's been kind of getting into editing. Your son's been getting into editing a little bit. Filming, lots of filming. Okay, that's what it is, yeah. But...
His mom was like oh Ryden wants you to do a video because he knows you can make stuff explode He's now sending you a video to make the buildings explode. So he's like are you filming mommy? She's like yeah, so he has like the Eiffel Tower and all these he's like they fly up and she tracked and he's like and he has audio playing because he matches what he needs with background music Yeah, yeah play so it's like you hear the Rockets going in the background and then like the explosion. He's like oh
And he slams together and then like they fall and then boom. And he's like, okay, daddy, make those explode when they hit. Bye. I was like, you piece of shit. Now you want me to do this for free? You know how tired this tastes. Are you going to charge your son? Yeah. He's getting an invoice. 1099. Make sure he does his taxes. Dear God, man. Holy shit.
I love him so much. What a rabble that was, holy shit. So Scott almost died. And Scott, who is Scott? Yeah, Eli, who is Scott? Scott is... Kentucky Ballistics. Eli didn't know who Scott was. I don't know names. I met him a handful of times. Our good friend, who just almost died. I was like...
Yeah, that's definitely. Because I don't call it, like, even you still. I'm like, don't it? Fucking Willer came into my stream last night and he was like, Steph said this. I was like, who the fuck's Steph?
And he's like, clean Eli. And I was like, oh yeah, clean. It's weird having internet names and then real people names. Yeah. Oh, our curse to bear. I'm used to Donut now. But Kentucky Ballistics, we're going to make it a point to talk about this and extend this podcast a little bit longer.
He hit us up a couple weeks ago and was like... It wasn't even him. It was his family, wasn't it? His family. Well, I have a friend who is a trooper in the area where Scott used to be a patrol officer.
And they hit me up and they were like, hey, Scott's in bad condition. This is what I think happened, happened, happened. And it was pretty spot on. He was shooting his Serbu. His Serbu RN-50 or NG-50? I don't remember. 50. It was a 50. It was a 50 caliber rifle. A breech action single shot 50. Not a bolt gun, not a semi-auto. It was like a screw cap rifle.
It's a weird gun. It's a weird type of 50, yeah. Because you break it in half and then you put the bullet in and then you screw this cap on and then you bring it back. How much are one of those? Like two grand. So it's a poor man's 50. Go on. Kind of. One shot. When you say you have to screw on a cap for a 50 cal, that's when I'm like, this is a budget 50. It definitely can't be like a military rifle. This is the Walmart 50 cal. Yeah, you can see it like a sniper in combat being like...
He bought this at wish.com. It's a wish.com baron. Yeah. But yeah, he was shooting slap rounds out of it, which are, is there armor? Like armor-piercing rounds? There are.
Sabo light armor penetrating tracers, slap tees. Yeah, they can go through shit. They haven't been made in... A long time. A long time. So, and because of that, you are... And they just pass down hand-to-hand, owner-to-owner. Yeah, you don't buy this ammo from Dick's. You don't buy this ammo at any regular gun store or one of your normal ammo online stores. You have to buy this shit special from certain people because...
It's just not made anymore. All the ammo is old. It's like, it's surplus, hand-loaded. It's just not common shit. But it's very special ammo because it's a very special type of armor penetrating ammo. It is like a little super fucking insane, tiny round sitting in like a sabotage, like a little...
a holder of the Sabo. Yeah. Which means it's lighter than a regular 50 round, which means they go super fucking fast. And we all know how we beat armor, you go fast. That's why they're armor penetrators. And they usually have a slightly lower gunpowder yield than like a regular 50 cal shell. Yes. Regular 50 cal shell is like 660 grains. It's got a big, fat, heavy bullet. A Sabo can have a lighter grain count, but shoot faster because it's a much lighter projectile.
So it looked like Scott Kentucky Ballistics got a very hot, like an unbelievably hot round. Being a lighter grain count means that shell's got a lot of empty space in it. And it looks like somebody loaded the... Either that or because they're old, there can also be chemical degradation to how gunpowder sits depending on how it's stored. So a little of column A, a little of column B, a hot round with some chemical degradation. Yeah.
It means that round fucking... It was a stick of dynamite sitting in his gun. Yeah. And he shot like two, I think it was two or three rounds out at first. It was like four, yeah. They were all fucked up. Yeah, they were doing weird stuff the whole time. He was shooting at a fire hydrant and the rounds were going through it. It was crazy. It's somewhere hitting light, as you're saying, and then...
Yeah, some were hitting live, some were going through, some were shooting off. He had one go, I think he said far right to the side. Yeah, it was like a foot and a half, two feet right or some shit. But either way, the rounds were acting real fucky. It looked like some rounds were real light on powder, some rounds were real...
heavy on powder in that last one which was fucked up he's like we're gonna shoot this one more time yeah god damn that one more time man it so it was so he talked to the manufacturer of the president or the creator or whatever it was yeah he sent him a special barrel to sure to shoot slap rounds because you can't shoot slap rounds out of most 50s like
The Barrett I own, the Barrett that Matt owns, you do not shoot slap rounds out of a Barrett. Yeah. Because it's a smaller projectile with the muzzle brake, that round doesn't... They do some fucky shit. You need a special barrel to shoot slap rounds. Yeah, and it was... Was it 5,500 or 55,000 PSA? 55,000 PSA. That's what it was supposed to be. And then it ended up being like 85,000. He explains it in a video. He made like a 15 or 20 minute video about it. I'll link the video to Scott's. Yeah, it's an excellent video where he explains everything, but...
The cap we were talking about, you screw on. It's weird for $85,000, which means it was...
Well over 85,000 PSI. It sheared the fucking... The threads. It sheared the threads off and hit him in the face. That cap did. Broke his orbital in three places. And his nose. And his nose. And some shrapnel hit him in the throat, severed his jugular. And then went and entered his lung. Because that's why his lung collapsed. So he had hyponemothorax. Because he collapsed the lung. And you're like, holy...
Fuck. And his dad is the one that helps him film, so if his dad wasn't there, we wouldn't have Scott with us. The amount of videos he films on his own? Yeah. He did this one! And his dad was like, hey, this is what's going on. And his dad initially stopped it, and he's like, you have to put your thumb there. And Scott wrapped it, and then fucking threw it. So basically, Scott, he had a tear in his jugular vein, which...
It's the big one. When that's cut, you die. That's it. You don't really live. You die. He had a smaller laceration. It was jugular. And he wrapped his thumb in his shirt and shoved his thumb into his own neck. And again, I'll link this video below. Watch it. It's legitimately the front of his fucking throat. His thumb was buried in that shit to help plug said hole. Yeah.
crazy stuff. And then he said he did that and then he like bared down to try and hold the hold his blood in. And that's why reloads like going first it's like reloads are terrifying at any level because you're trusting another individual to have these. Unless you reload yourself. Yeah. To hopefully get this right. But when you're at the deal of a 50 cal where you're like 660 grains. That's a lot of gunpowder. That's as Batty said it's like a fucking stick of dynamite you're fucking with like
And it will just shred metal explode. Think of a black cat. Now you're like, oh, this is a fuck ton of black cats. It's a firecracker in a toilet and watch it break the porcelain. Yeah, that's your body. Yeah. And it's so crazy, too. It was so like over pressurized. He's talking about he talks about in his video is like that part went back and hit him everywhere. And then the 30 pound, 20 pound barrel went shoom and just shot off. Launched that fucking thing. Gone.
And then he got like super lucky because it was again, dad was there putting his fucking thumb in there. If you're like anyone, you can't turn a kid in neck as he says in the video. And for the most part,
are supposed to hurt and feel terrible and then on top of that if you have a bleeding wound arterial or just like a vein you have to pat gauze that's why people don't understand it's like what combat you stuff that wound you just keep stuffing it until it stops and it's gonna be fucking painful you're tearing that wound open doesn't matter you need to make that shit stop bleeding arterial bleeding is very very difficult you died in 30 seconds what?
Scott made it like a long time without dying. The average dude has like eight units of blood and he lost six. Yeah, I think it was eight. Yeah, eight and he lost six. Scott was like right there teetering on the edge. I did a big breakdown review of this film when I was live the other day when it finally released the video. And it's like, as fucked up as it is to say...
It happened to Scott. It sucks that it happened to our friend. Any other person just would have died. It was bound to happen. Dude, well, that ammo would have gone to somebody. If it didn't go to Scott, somebody would have died. It's bound to happen, and unfortunately, because, like, with that style of content, you're like, yeah, reloads, like...
hey ah and then that happens you're like oh oh yep this is you're playing with sticks of diamond yeah this could end really bad really quickly and scott was just dude andy's built different yeah andy called it on video so if you like like baddie said we're gonna put it in the description below it shows him
Shooting it and the gun just... It's crazy. One of the pieces of metal went through the edge of his head. Oh, yeah. He was a centimeter from having a piece of this gun, like a half-inch piece of steel through his skull. And it just happened to be like, nope, just your hat. Yeah.
He had one go through his neck, into his lung. Another one through his hat. He had a cap, a fucking two-inch cap of steel hit him in the face. Yo, that motherfucker's tough. Scott's tough. And he's still going to make content. I was talking to him. I was like, yo, keep crushing, man. At least you're making good AdSense off of that video. Yeah, it's doing good. It's got like six million views or something? It's over five, I think.
I think he's doing good, but like this week, uh, uh, me demolition ranch and Brandon Herrera, we're going to be putting content on Scott's channel. We're rotating out. So I'm going to do, yeah. So I'm doing my style of video for him. You'll see my, you'll see my piece, my skit style and inserted. Yeah. You're going to see Brandon's style video on Scott's channel. And then you're going to see demolition ranch style on Scott's channel. Just, just to keep his revenue, uh,
coming in and to keep the algorithm happy because if you don't post often on YouTube, the algorithm goes, and it just drops. It gets angry. Angry algorithm. We don't like angry algorithm. I haven't figured that out yet because I post like once every two weeks. You are a roller coaster. Money, money, money. Oh, John can't eat this month.
We're gonna take a small break. Oh, I can't wait for it. Yeah. It's gonna be good content. When are you filming yours? I was hoping to do mine either tomorrow or Tuesday. Let's figure it out. Yeah, let's figure it out, buddy. Batty, please be in my video because it's gonna be good. I don't really do YouTube, so I'm in all my friends' YouTube videos. I'm not in my own. I'm Eli. Eli, how many years of vlogs do you have stored up now?
Since 2019. Yeah, I have like six solid vlogs and I want to get the other one I'm working on right now. Eli, you have been- Release your vlogs. 2019! Release your vlogs. I'm gonna put these up after I'm 60. Eli, you've changed homes! Your first vlog was in your other house! I've changed relationships. Haven't we all? On that note!
Go listen to us, follow us, comment, Podbean, Castro, Spotify, Apple. Eli. Wait, what? Darn Operator! Eli! Batty Streams! Batty Streams. Oh, Scott's shirt. Yeah, Scott's got awesome shirts. It's got a thumb and it says, put a thumb in it! Check his YouTube out. Batty will link, Pineapple will put a link or a video description. One of us is going to do everything. And then check us out on Grindr.
For cum throat. Brian.
