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Oh yeah, party, you get to deal with this. Dolphin laugh. Oh, I made a mess. Did we do the compilation of Eli's laughs? It's not, no, it's not. It's still there. There's a lot. It's a lot. A lot. Okay. Hi everyone! Welcome! Donut do it. God, it's warm. Hi everyone! Baddie streams here. Baddie streams! Am I Eli? What? This was the ranch water that I found outside in the sun. Yeah, that's a hot ranch water. Because I wasn't thinking. Would you like a cold ranch water?

Oh, it's so cool. I'm going to put that one. I'll get you later, boo. Oh, quick advert because we missed it last time. Guys, if you ever want a drink to quench that thirst when you're in the desert, look no further than ranch water. Ranch. Okay, we didn't mean that like

You'd only drink it if you were lost. It was the last drink you found in the desert. Made with 100% agave, natural lime, and Rio Grande red grapefruit juice. 80 calories. Do you wonder how bad he lost weight? This is it. No, that was depression. And depression. Depression, everyone. Okay. Seltzer water related. Okay. White Claw Variety Pack 3 just came out. April. April.

Oh, it's out? It's out. I drank an entire case last night. What flavors do they have? Yeah. Ready? We have the first one, and it's my new favorite. Without a doubt, blackberry. Blackberry is like my favorite flavor. Oh, that sounds really good. Next in the case. Going through the case. Wait, let me guess. Is it a fruit? Chocolate. Chocolate.

Okay, that's not a fruit. Tomato. It's another mango. It's a different type of mango flavor. Passion. I've been told it's... No, they've had passion fruit. Grapefruit. No, they haven't. What? They've already done grapefruit. Oh. But they haven't done passion? No! Is it a passion fruit? I mean, I got a passion for your fruit. Eggplant. Next, strawberry. Wait, they didn't do strawberry already? Okay, what's the next one start with? And we'll guess peach. Peach. Peach.

I'm not glad I don't remember. By the time I got that, now we're, because I'm talking through as I went through the case, I don't remember the last flavor. I was drunk. This episode, we're actually discussing alcoholism and how it affects your loved ones. Or helps with weight. John! Baddie's been doing a lot of manna nights. Why don't you join another? No, okay, listen. Yeah, I have. What's a manna potion night, Baddie?

So we're not allowed to drink for money on Twitch. It's against TOS. So myself and Kings came up with... Weren't we there? Were you part of the first one? I think so. You might have been. I don't remember. That was back when you played games with us. Yeah, it was terrible. Piece of shit. Playing with you, not the... Yeah, oh yeah. No, I know. Definitely playing with us was terrible. Where we would power up our wizard level...

By building wizard staffs, remember when you were younger and you'd tape the cans together and you'd make a wizard staff when you were drinking too much? We'd just get shit cocked and do that. Guys, if you wonder, like, alcoholism and how it affects you, this is a perfect example because we've had this discussion before on stream. Jonah wasn't here! I think he was. I'm pretty sure... Guys, you leave that in the comments. Who did we talk about this for?

I know we had this conversation, but I didn't think Donut was a part of it. Oh, what? I would laugh if you both had this exact one. They're like, yeah, it was literally you two discussing this. It might have been. It might have been, honestly. And then be like, okay, I need to stop drinking. Huh? What did you have for breakfast? Oh, mimosas. Oh, yeah, we did. A cup of vodka. Yeah. Yeah, cups of vodka. Dude, they are generous with the vodka now. Yeah. We love you.

Oh, yeah. Guys, if you are ever down in San Antonio and you're like, man, I need a good breakfast place. Egg Spectation. They're open until 9 p.m. apparently. Yeah. No, they are. It's straight up way too fucking late for a brunch place. Yeah. Yeah. But delicious. Very good. Super good foods. And heavy handed pours. I think that's for us. Just, yeah. So we always get mimosas and we do manmosas now, which is the shot of vodka in the mimosa. But now when they hand us the shot, it's no longer a shot. It's a drink.

It's just a cup. It's a cup of vodka. It is literally a cup of vodka. Yeah, because they don't have shot glasses there, so they're always, these are just small cups. And now they're filling the small cups to the top. It's like if you were like, give me a small glass of water. And they were like, okay, it's vodka though. But it's vodka. That is so bad. So, so bad. Yeah, but it's good.

I mean, if you have time for a nap after. Yeah. Donut, it's good to have you back. We missed you. We've been playing Ghost. Sushi Ghost. Sushi Ghost, and it's phenomenal. You haven't played it yet, but you've been out filming, doing filming stuff. I did filming stuff, yeah. I was gone all last week to film with Vette TV, one of the leads on their new show, V for Valor. It's going to be pretty cool. It's coming out June, early June. Are you going to go back for more and stuff?

If they do another season, I'm going to go back. Oh, you already filmed an entire. Yeah, yeah. I filmed the entire season while I was there. Oh, shit. I thought you did like an, I don't know. I'm the only one here who's never done any acting. It was my first time I ever did. And it was crazy, man. We were filming like 12 hours a day for three days.

Dude, Sushi Go's been fun. Sushi Go's been fun. It just makes me really just enjoy a good video game now. I'm like that in anime. I'm like, okay, I'm back. I need to start watching more anime. What was I doing? I was watching Tokyo Ghoul. That's what I've been doing. Good choice. Yeah, it's good. How far are you? No, what's that about? Oh my god, yes, you are in a real... Okay, if you've never watched Tokyo Ghoul, especially season one since... What is the main character's name?

I don't remember. It starts with an I, right? Yeah. It's been a couple years. Oh, man, that show goes... That's one of the best freakouts, too. Like...

It's like those anime. We just need to do a top ten anime freakout. Oh, that's actually... What's your favorite top three anime freakouts? That's like Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time. Jesus, man. I need to watch more anime. Probably... Oh, man. I know you have three, though. I know you have three. I know. One of my top ones, recently especially, is when Levi goes off on... Who's his old mentor that raised him? Oh! Levi and...

Not Johnny. It's like a basic... No, it is Johnny. He's the cowboy guy. It's a basic white person. It's not Johnny, though. It's not Johnny, though. It is...

Crap, I can't remember his name. When they first come back together and the dudes start slaughtering Levi's people and Levi just goes off on them and kills everyone in his unit almost. And you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's like, wow, Levi is a boss. The Levi, the freakout, the season four freakout at the very end.

Oh, that's another good freakout. Guys, just spoiler alerts. No, no, he hasn't seen it. I know, that's why I'm saying spoiler alerts. Not the one on the Beast Titan. Yes. Is that the one? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that one. When he goes out in the field with the Beast Titan standing there and he... Oh, that's season three. Season five. Season four. No, we're on season... Are we on season five or four right now? Four. Is that like four seasons? Four seasons. Season three is the Beast Titan one. What?

Which is a really good freakout. There's one even better up there. No. I'm getting there. Guys, watch Attack on Titan. What are your other two? That's a really good one. Levi is just... He's the bee's knees. Sorry. The last episode of Cowboy Bebop where Spike goes off and fights Vicious.

That's a really good I want to rewatch Cowboy Bebop I've been talking about Cowboy Bebop since like early 2000 whatever The halfway point through Cowboy Bebop when it has that song when Spike's falling out of the church It's like Oh yeah That's one of my favorite like anime music songs where it's like Yeah and he's like slowly falling I'm like So many good lines in that show too One of my favorite Oh okay there's two Those are two solid ones

You have to have another one. I don't know, man. Super Saiyan. I, but I, I, that was, I haven't watched a Dragon Ball Z since I was 12 years old and I jump off the bus every day and run inside just to catch it. Yeah.

- I don't know. - You got two nommies on. - Yeah, exactly. - Off the bus. - Mom, not now. I gotta pee. Run back to the TV, turn it off. Channel 56 or 436, 35? I don't even remember. - Channel 49 in Georgia. I remember that. - No. - Batty, what are yours?

Young Gohan, when he finally... Oh, SS2. Yeah. I think it was the cell fight. Because that was right before Gohan... Andrew 16. ...got really boring. Yeah. Remember when he became an adult and he was like, I have to study nerd stuff and go to college. He was the strongest, coolest character as a kid. And then he's like, meh.

That's, yeah, Dragon Ball is that weird where everyone just does their power ups, downs. Oh, you're really strong. Now you're worthless. Now you're really strong again because... Why not? Yeah, I mean, Piccolo absorbed this guy. Now he's really strong. Now Piccolo's a bitch. I did like the humans were just completely irrelevant and Z. I can't remember if it was a YouTube video or something, but they were talking about Krillin.

Krillin hangs out with all these superhuman mother- he's just a human! Yeah, oh yeah, Krillin was the strongest human, period. That's it! But nobody ever talks about the fact that Krillin is just a god among humans. Krillin, the little bald guy, right? Yeah, the robot. Yeah, he had the uh, the disk, the destructo disk. And he almost killed Frieza with it, right? Yeah, and then he got killed by Frieza. DON'T DO IT!

Which offset was the catalyst of Super Saiyan going Super Saiyan? Okay, okay. No! Thank you Krillin. Thank you for your service Krillin. You've done wonderful things. Krillin's a badass though. Especially in the world. I didn't know he was just a human. Yeah, he's like... The strongest human. He was like him and Yamcha? Yeah, him, Yamcha. Because Tien wasn't... Master Roshi...

I think those were like the three. Mr. Satan, but Mr. Satan was... And then his daughter. Oh, yeah. His daughter got super strong towards the later. Yeah, Videl. Yeah, Videl, yep. But Passat Crone was always the badass. But then, that's what sucks about Super is Super just like, they were like...

Z was like, hey, okay, humans are relevant. They're just going to get their ass beat by any of these fucking sequences. And then Super came along and then you have the Tournament of Gods, which is like all the strongest people in the universe. I'm just about to get to the Tournament of Gods right now. It was so fucking good. And then they're like, we have to have like eight or ten best fighters from these universes. And they're like, okay, Master Roshi, Krillin. And you're like, they have Tien.

Yeah, and you're like, how does this work into this equation of... They're like past Super Saiyan. They're Super Saiyan gods at this point. They're fighting the gods of destruction at that point. And it's like, these humans will do a great job.

And there they are. And you're like, oh, they're just resetting the power level real quick. It's like not much continuity in the story there. It's great. I love like Super Saiyan. That has one of the best like ultra instinct, which is like the most powerful form now. It's like one of the coolest transformations ever. It just sucks. It's like...

You have like, it basically follows Dragon Ball, typical lore and history. It's all over the fucking place. Yeah. Like they just did. Nothing really matters from episode to episode because there's going to make shit up. It's the, whose line is it anyways? It really is. Yeah. Numbers don't, points don't matter. And we're just here to have fun. Fuck power levels. We don't care. Oh, I thought of a third one though. Um,

Not specifically any one scene, but any time that Vash the Stampede decided he wanted to go off on someone. Yes! Where he earned that name, man. Yeah, where he was always nice throughout the entire series, and he's trying not to kill anyone, but he's still just destroying everyone. But when he actually gets pissed off, yeah, those are some good scenes. Vash, yeah. And Trigon, yeah. Trigon is without a doubt one of my OG favorite animes. Legato is one of the best evil characters ever.

For sure. It's a superpower where he uses it. He's like, this is how I'm going to fuck with you. And it literally is like, oh yeah, that would crush that character. This is like one of the pinnacle of character development. It's like Legato having the ability to just tell people what to do. And he's like,

Hmm. Can we spoil it like that? That? Legato? I mean, Trigon's like 20 years old now. I think we can. Spoiler alert on Trigon. But yeah, Legato has the power to tell people what to do. And he makes Vash just, he was like, here's the situation. Vash doesn't want to hurt anyone. It's like what he's against.

And then Legato puts the villagers against the girls that Bash loves. Millie and... What's the other one's name? It's Millie and... Tall girl. Yeah. Millie and something. The other two girls. And then he's like, hey, you have to shoot me in the head or the girls die.

And that is so gangster of a move to fuck with the main character. You're like, oh my God, that is actually going to fuck with Vash. And he goes through depression right after. And you're like, God, this anime is so good. Can we talk about Wolfwood? Oh, my homie, Wolfwood. He's the one with the cross. Yeah, the cross gun.

That's what's up. That's how you spread the word of Jesus. God bless you. So I forgot that was like Jesus in there. So many good characters in that show, man. And then one of the bad knives is awesome. And then there was the one guy I remember, man, he spent like 10 years in a basement training with guns to learn how to kill. I don't know, to kill Vash, I guess. Do you remember that guy?

He was like locked away in a basement and oh in the yes. He had a cell. Yeah, like they were in a prison or something Yeah, something like that. Yes. Oh my god. I forgot. There's just so many good characters in that show man, and that's so it's old now It's like 20 years old now All those come with me Bob super old was there other did you name one? I just did I did go hon I really wanted to go with Levi too, but like I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna Still fairly new

My Hero when Deku has a little... Yeah. That's all you say. Deku 100%. Bro. Bro. One of the best power-ups. You are not there yet. No, I'm not there. You are going to be in heaven when you hit that point. Yep. And... Oh, no. All right. You say something. I got to think of my third one. Dude, Deku at 100% is really... It's so good, man. That's probably like one of my...

None of the guys have seen this. Hunter x Hunter when Gone goes 100. I'm like three episodes away from it. I'm so close. I know. I already know. I've seen little clips of it all over the place. I know. I need to finish it. It is the pinnacle of badass anime moments. It's like Gone going 100%. You're like... Because they don't pull punches in that show. And when he does, you're like...

Oh, he is really mad. Like, gotcha. This dude pissed off. And it's the pinnacle of like anime freak outs. I do love Demon Slayer when he does the fire dance. Oh, yeah. His father is like the tradition. He incorporates like his father's fire dance and turns his water breathing into. My Hero the Movie.

I haven't seen the movie. Oh, okay. Yep. Okay. Yep. No, no, I didn't. No, I didn't. Yes. You know. Yes. Yes. You know. Yes. Because you text me. Yeah. Like, oh, mother of God. Yeah. I was like, why doesn't this fit into the story? Yeah. That has anime bullshit. When him and Bakugou go a hundred, you're like, yes. Cause he, I was like tear. Holy cow. I was like, don't suck your back. Yeah.

Then you gotta keep it to the end. I know. Heartbreaking. We're changing the name of the podcast to Anime and Alcohol now. Yeah, I know. And then the last, like, Goku going Super Saiyan is like OG, but it's hard. There's like a lot of good pinnacle. Like, freakouts are Dorudoru. That's a decent one. None of you have watched Dorudoru. No.

We haven't reached that level of weebdom. You showed me the one at your house about the vampires. Oh, yes. You watched... Oh, why can't I remember the name? Castlevania? No, it's the new vampire one. It's called... One Punch Man's pretty good, too. He doesn't...

I've only seen the first season. He doesn't really freak out. He just punches everything one time. Literally the entire show. Up to where I am now. It's just like, yeah. Oh, what was it? Nobilis. Yeah, Nobilis. That was a really cool one, man. I enjoyed that. You watch the first AOV and Nobilis has a really good free. Because you just see the stark difference in characters and how strong the Nobilis is. Because it's like everyone's getting beat up and then he shows up.

And he's like, I'm going to destroy you next. He's like, I didn't say talk to me, Neil. And the guy's like, just all the ground. He's like, oh, berserk going. The 100 man, when he fights the 100 dudes or when he, like, during the battle of Femtose. Yeah. I should watch berserk. Yeah. When he fights the guys in the woods, right? Yes. And he kills every single one of them. Yeah. Because then they show him he's all fucked up against the tree. So, because he just sacrifices. He's like, run.

Costco run and that's when he got the nickname the Centurion Slayer the 100 man slayer because he kills 100 dudes at one fight all by himself and he's fucked up afterwards but he is violent when he gets more mad and more mad as the fight goes on so good and it's so well done so well done he just fucks people up

There's a lot of good freak outs in Berserk, man. Is it just an anime about freaking out? Going berserk. Yeah. Guys, if you haven't seen it on Netflix, there's the first three movies Eli had me watch them. They're so good.

Should I just watch the movies? Yeah, you gotta start off with the movies, right? Yeah, you can watch it. You can do the 90s anime, which is a different version. It's more original to the manga, but the manga is still way more hardcore. But the movies are really good. We talked about the manga with how fucked up it is. The anime is like...

Oh, yeah, you were reading the manga. Yeah, I've got all the deluxe editions. Oh, man, John, don't read these. Yeah, I mean, like, Guts has one arm because of his own self. He cut off his own arm? Yeah, because it's bit and he's stuck. So he's like, and he's so pissed. He's trying to get to Casca, his girl. Yeah, and then he just, like, breaks the sword to get it, like, he's trying to get it out. And he, like, breaks the sword and he just looks at, like, the fucking broken sword. And he just looks at his arm and just starts. And it's not a fast, like...

oh we're talking 127 hours I gotta saw through my own arm with a fucking yeah and he's just hitting he's sitting the muscle and everything tear and he's just like ripping it he keeps going back until it all tears and breaks free and he starts running bro it's Guts is like by far one of my favorite anime characters ever yeah Guts is yeah and Guts is fucked he's just like a dude where you're like oh you've been through a lot buddy

You have had a rough lot of shit. He's had a bad day. Yeah, he's had a couple. Yeah, fuck. Man. You got one more baddie. What is it? Oh, I don't know. Baddies are so many. Seven Deadly Sins. Oh, that's a pretty good one. When, uh, what's his name? Fucking, uh, cause the...

His girl, I can't think of her fucking name. Yeah. That's a good one. No, no. Seven Devil Sins. Oh, some guy. Yeah. I already know who you're talking about. Yeah. Escanor. Escanor. Yeah. Yeah, Escanor. Yeah, that's his name. Escanor. Because he's like this nerdy little bartender if the sun's not out. And that's when the demons and everyone see him and you see him. He's like, oh, oh my God. He's like, guys, hide in here and I'll take care of you. And they're like, the demons show up. He's like, oh, there's no one here. And they like...

They make a wager because he's small. It's like, if I can take a hit from you, whoever can take whoever's last best spin. I think he was fighting the Greed, that red armored...

Yeah, the big dude. The Commandments. Yeah, the Commandments. And he's like, oh. And then they hit him right as the sun's coming out. He's like, oh, that's not a fight. And then Esco, nowhere the sun comes out. And he's like, he goes from this nerdy dude to the most jacked, 10-foot tall. Sun god. Yeah, sun god. He's the strongest dude out of the entire set. With a sexy mustache. Yeah. Oh, yes. And he's like, huh. And the guy's like, who are you? He's like, it's the barkeeper. And they're like,

It's so good. And he just destroys everything. He cuts him in half with a single swipe. He's like everyone's struggling. He has this giant axe and he's just like one handing this massive axe. I'm Eskador. I'm the sin of vanity. No, no, no.

What is it? Not greed, but when you're self-reflecting. I know, I know. I'm the greed of... Yeah, it's vain. I'm the sin of vain. That's not vain. It's not vain. It is. Is it? I think so. Hmm. It's so good. Greed, gluttony, wrath, which is Meliodas. Sloth. Isn't it vanity? It's something like that.

But it has to do with vanity. That's not it. He's just that one. I'm Escanor, the god of something or other. And Batty's looking it up right now as we're talking. He is the sin. Carnal sins are lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride. He's pride. Yeah, he's the, I am the sin of pride. Yeah, pride. You cannot stop me.

Dude, there's so many animes I just want to watch, but I don't have time. It's not good. It's terrible. I'm going to sit in my room and finish Attack on Titan today. Do it. Yes. It's so good. Because you guys have been talking about it for weeks now, and I'm not caught up. And I want to see what you're talking about. I love Levi. Levi's such a good character. Dude, I read the manga, and I finished the entire story. So right now, season four is on the break, because they do that.

They get like halfway through the season and then break. And now we have to wait for... Until December or some shit. And you're like, I forgot. And then I like... Darnell's the only reason I did. Darnell was like, did you read it? I was like, did you? I was like, I know it just finished. I was like, it finished literally Thursday. And he was like, read it, Eli. I need somebody to talk to about it. I was like, fine, I'll read it. And I liked last night. I was like...

God, what is going on next? I was like, this will be short. I forget their books are like big. So it was like a solid couple of hours. She's just reading Attack on Titan. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to look it up. I'm not going to spoil it for myself like I do with every other fucking anime.

I know. They need to make Exterminator. I still think if you need a good anime, Exterminator is the one that I really hope they make. That's the one with the bug killer guy who just gets pulled into a fantasy world, right? Yeah, whatever. They don't really... He's just bug exterminator or animal exterminator in the real world. So he dies or something and he's pulled into an MMO world. And he's like, and there's knights walking around and wizards and they're like, what job do you want? He's like, well, I'll just be an exterminator.

I'll just, you know, kill bugs and stuff. Is that the one with the little bubble guy? No, that's the slime, which is phenomenal. Kind of the same thing, but this one's just a manga. I was reincarnated as a slime or something like that, right? That's a really good one. That freak out's one of the top ones, too. I haven't seen it. I'll have to watch it.

But this one he goes, he's an exterminator in the real world. So he's like, and he's like, oh, I just need a month. I just want to get by in life. So he has all this cool shit he could be doing. He's like, no, I just want to, you know, get by in life. So I'll just be an exterminator. So he's like, how much is it for a knight at an inn? And they're like, oh, it's like a couple of silver. He's like, oh, good.

So he walks and he looks at Quest. He's like, oh, I just got to kill three rats. And I get some money and some experience points. Cool, I don't care about the experience points. I just want to stay here at the Sim. So he's like, I'll make rat poison. No, just do this. And he just keeps doing that, like putting rat poison all over sewers. Goes and stays at the end. He's like, hey, here's this.

And then finally he gets like the first one just for enough to stay there. And then he goes back and does... He makes a whole bunch of poison. And he keeps like killing the rats, taking their body, throwing out in the forest. Keeps doing that. And he's like, he goes, turns in the quest. He's like, oh, here are your rat tails. I know you guys went under those to turn in the quest. And they're like...

Because he has like a mass collection of rat tails. And they were like, what the fuck? And they like just give him all this gold. Because he... You just had to do three. His poison was killing the entire sewer system. Every day it would reset and like every rat would die. And then... They were like, uh...

uh, were you just like, we have no more money. And he's like, Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay. Well, uh, and he keeps his blue, like terminate exterminator outfit. And like, it's these giant doors that weigh like 18,000 pounds. He walks up. He's like, okay, well I'll take my leave. And he like rips it off the hinge. I'm so sorry. And he puts it back in the, like, what level are you? And he's like, I don't know. What's a level.

And they're like, hey, look, the max level is like 40 and they're like a god and he's like 80 something. And they're like, what happened? He's like, I don't know. I was throwing those rat tails out and the goblins were eating them. And then that was killing all those hordes. So I kept getting like these weird quest accomplished thing. So like the poison was still in the rat tails, but it was killing more mobs. Yeah. So like the goblin empire was like dying from him, which was like experience. So he just turns into this massive god.

But all he wants to do is just like exterminate animals to get by. But he's like the most powerful being in existence in this manga. Super fucking funny. Is that a show or is that just a manga? Just a manga. Fantastic. You're just a manga. Why don't we have our own manga? We have some fan fiction out there. I know that. Stop it. If I get sent one more paragraph...

This fanfare I'm going to throw. Sonics hedgehog dick. It's not fun. If someone could do a mega drawing of that, I'd appreciate it. I think we call that hentai. So top three hentai freakouts. Yeah, top three hentai freakouts. One stipulation can't involve tentacles.

Yeah, now what are you going to do? I know. Is that a thing? Is there a time without tentacles? Don't answer that because I know you're all being, I know you want to tell us. Don't. Don't. I don't know. There's something in there. God, I forget the first one I watched because one of my buddies gave me a Casey one. He's like, here, watch this. And I was like, oh, because it started off normal. And then like the big bad guy demon shows up and you see like beams destroying the city.

And you notice these flinging things coming from the demon. I was like... Just squinting real hard. That's his dick, isn't it? It is destroying the city. Where is this going? That's where that's going. Okay, got it. His dick just ate that woman. What the fuck?

What is this super confused on that one? One dick man What video games are you looking forward to right now don't know are we doing video games now? You would I haven't played a video game in like a month. I think we're all under that Because I'm playing sushi ghost is that the new name for? Yes

What the hell is that game called? It Takes Two? It's a co-op game. Wait, what? I haven't heard of this. It's an online co-op game. Do you remember, what was the Brothers co-op game that came out last year? Brothers? The two where you're brothers and you walk around? And they're in jail and you go to jail and you gotta break out and shit. But it's like a hardcore co-op game. That's the criminal one where you're two criminals, right? They're brothers though, I think. I haven't played that. Maybe they're not brothers. Maybe they're just friends.

A Way Out. I think it was called A Way Out. I haven't played it. I've seen it. I think. I think Grainger. Either way, whatever. It's this co-op game and it's like a hardcore game where you have like one person has this set of abilities to help you like do platform shit and you have to like jump through these hoops and bullshit to go and open the door so that they can go through after and stuff. It's just like you have to work as a team. But the entire premise of the game is your dolls that are like made of

So this kid's parents are getting a divorce and in her little noodle brain to cope with the divorce, she has her two dolls of her parents, which she wanted to get along. And then when she goes to sleep that night, it pulls the souls of the parents into the actual dolls.

And now you're two divorced parents that have to work together. So they're just bitching the whole fucking time. That's deep. Holy shit. There's that one game I never want to play. That's green dragon. Have you heard of that? No. Have you heard of that one? You will not. I like, I read the thing. They're like, Eli, you should play this. People were like, cause father, son stuff. I was like, Oh. And then I read the like bio and I was like, I will never play this game. It's a fucking family and how they deal with their child getting cancer and passing. Um,

It's a game? Yeah, and the kid is like five when I was like, I read the bio, I was like, why would you want to play that? No. That doesn't sound like fun. No, it doesn't. It's apparently a great game and it's like a deep story, but I was like, oh, that would crush my little soul. That's like watching Graveyard of the Firefly. It's like. I don't know what that is. You don't, nope. You don't want to know what that is? I don't know what that is either. It's the saddest anime in existence.

It is like, oh my god, here, Batty, just pull up real quick. Graveyard of the Firefly bio. Just real quick. This is like, because I watched this one time and I was like fucking destroyed. And I remember I was personal training at the time and one of my clients was like, oh my god, if you want a really sad cartoon, check this one out. And I was like,

Oh, no. Read the... Watch this. It's a Studio Ghibli film? Yeah. How did I not know this? I feel like he told me about this one time. Yes. Just read the bio, buddy. Those are our two siblings, Seira and Setsuko, and their desperate struggle to survive during the final months of the Second World War.

This one you're talking about where they're like starving? Yeah, so Batty you read the plot without me and Donut will do this. Batty's gonna read the plot. We'll watch his reactions and we'll read it out loud. So Batty has optimism in his face right now. It's a smile as he reads this plot of- Oh Donut, yeah Donut read it too. Don't watch it because it's fucking terrible. Yeah, you were telling me about it. It's hard.

Like, oh, this is terrible. Because you were talking about you and a friend watching it. And it was just like, oh, just so Debbie Downer. Oh, good firebombing. Good. Oh, but they escaped unharmed. Oh, but their mother dies from severe burns. Hey, Crispy. You're at the good part, right? This is the happy part of the story. Oh, now they're selling their mother's stuff for food. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

Oh, then they had an aunt that hates them. Good. Insults them so much. So they moved to an abandoned bomb shelter. They released fireflies for light. Oh, and then they all die. Are they dead at the end? Yeah. The main characters, the two kids, deceased spirits arrive at their destination healthy and happy.

Yeah, like the little brother, the little sister who's like three or four is eating marbles because she thinks it's candy and she's starving. So the brother shows up and she's like, candy, and then dies in front, like in the brother's arms, the little brother's arms. And then the brother walks and then he's like at a subway and they're like, what's wrong with this kid? And then he passes away. Jesus Christ, is Studio Ghibli like some of the happiest anime of all time? It's fucking like...

Batty's face right now. Like there's no smile on this man's face. Batty just got the PTS from reading the bio. Is that what combat's like? Yeah, that's it. Isn't that like you read that and you're like, what the fuck? Let's give Batty a purple heart now. Thank you. Bro, watch it. It's like two hours. I ain't gonna watch that now. No, never. Great first date movie.

Watch this. Why are you depressed? This is weird. Jesus Christ. Why are you crying? Oh, God. Exactly. You know what I like to show girls? Like...

First date. Your dick. To see, well, that also, yes. Of course. Passion of the Christ. No, no, no. Just to see, like, if they're cool. Blockalypto. I play Life Hacks by Filthy Frank on YouTube. Oh, my God. Life Hacks. It's like, if they don't laugh at it, then we don't vibe, and I just... You're like, ah, this isn't gonna work. Yeah, I don't ever want to talk to you again. Let's be honest. Just fucking kill them. I mean...

Neighbors being too loud? Just fucking kill them! Filthy Frank. And at the end, it's like, just do it! He's got the shotgun in his mouth. Oh, Joji. Oh, Joji. How the fuck did Filthy Frank go to... end up Joji? Where's...

He was just really talented man, but he was talented at offensive humor first I guess. Very talented at offensive humor. STFU, if you've never heard it guys, listen to STFU, the song. Whenever I have a troll come in or somebody say something stupid, I'll just be like, wait one. And I just play it and I turn it all the way up and I just walk away. Shut the fuck up. Such a good tune. You're a fucking cunt. Nobody even wants you here.

He's a fucking classic. Oh, gee. I tried to buy his car. I know. That would have been so fucking cool. Really? Yeah. The pink one from the Pink Guy album? Yeah. The pink Dodge Shadow that's on the front of the Pink Guy album. I tried to buy it. I found it. One of my moderators from New Jersey, one of my first moderators, Lazy Trout. Shout out to Lazy Trout. He came down and stayed at my house, and he was like, oh, that car. I know where that car is. It's at this random airport in New Jersey.

I was like, no fucking way. And if you get on Google Maps, you can see the pink Dodge Stealth sitting there at this airport. So like I contacted the airport and I contacted the dude that's managing the car for for Joji. And like Joji just doesn't want to sell it because I was going to buy it, restore it and like give it back to him. But Joji won't let go of it. So Joji, can we have your car? Can we have your car? I'll give it back to you. I just want to restore it. Dodge Stealth.

Yeah, this is a fast car. It's just a little drift. It was a drift car. And they painted it pink. It's made off the Mitsubishi. It's the Dodge stuff and the Mitsubishi four-wheel one. I cannot remember its name. Is that a 3000 GT? 3000 GT? Yeah. My homie, he knows it.

Yeah. We... Or dark stuff. Either or, Benny. Well, that was a great studio. Ghibli makes a really sad anime, and then video games, no one's playing video games other than you playing that. Yeah. I mean, I'm playing, as soon as you go, I'm playing Tarkov. The Tarkov Punisher tournament was happening the other day. Yeah, how'd that go? I didn't do it. Yeah, I... Sorry, Pestily. He invited me to do it, and I was just... I was gone. I was out of town. But how'd Will do?

Because Will participated in it. Yeah, Will did. Yeah, Willers on Twitch. No. No. I think Clean doesn't like him. Willers. Clean doesn't like those tourneys, does he? No. It's for some reason I don't. I don't think Tarkov is a competitive Call of Duty style game. And I think... People try to make it. People just... That's all they try to do is they try to make it Call of Duty and it ruins the game to me, I think. Yeah. I want to play that...

that like survival-ish type game. I want to loot shit. I don't want to fucking just spawn, run, die, spawn, run, die. Like I don't want to... That's not why I play Targa. If I want to play Call of Duty, I just fucking play Call of Duty. Yeah. Or in this case, Insurgency Sandstorm, which is...

Or if you're doing Tarkov, like, make a fucking just standalone, hey, here's 100 players that have to fight it out on one of the maps, and then you're good to go. That would be insane on Tarkov, 100 people on one map. Just throw 100 people on Shoreline or something. That's what engine it runs on. I think it's Unity, yeah. It'd just die. It wouldn't be able to handle it. Batty, do you have any extra graphic cards I can buy off of you? I gave my extra one to Clean. Talk to him. I had a spare 2080.

Ah, dang it. He's using it for a dude. He can use anything. He's using it for like a media PC in his living room. Okay. It's not like being used used. So. Are graphics cards still like hard to find right now? Bro, they're expensive as fuck right now. Yeah. I know like Artesian because I was talking to them and they're like, yeah, I'm

They were like, we'll build the computer. We'll like blah, blah, blah. And I was like, well, let me just buy one for a quick temp one. I'm like, yeah, done. And then they have their list of the graphics card prices. The 3090 right now is $2,400. Jesus. That's around what I paid for it from a scalper off Amazon. Yeah. And then the 3080s are $1,200 or $1,400. I was like...

What the fuck is going on? Thank you, Bitcoin. Yeah. Thank you, Dogecoin. Yeah. Motherfuckers. I was like, holy shit. Remember when PC parts weren't fucking stupid expensive? Before cryptocurrency? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, now trying to find one, I'm like, it's awful, man. I don't know, man. That's why everyone, I get so much shit all the time about having a pre-built PC, but motherfucker, you know what's fantastic about having a pre-built PC? They work. They work.

It's got a 3090 in it too. No one else can fight graphics cards. That's what I'm saying. At this point in where PC gaming is, it's not any cheaper to build. It used to be like five years ago. Way cheaper. It was so much cheaper to buy all your components and build that PC yourself. It's the same goddamn price now. So basically to these PC building companies, whether it's like Alienware, fucking Artesian or iBuyPower, whatever, CyberPower,

Zydac, right? Yeah, Zydac is fine. They cut deals with all these different manufacturers at this point to drop the cost of these builds. So you're maybe, maybe paying 100 extra bucks. Which I'm fine with because you know they're going to work way better. That's what I'm saying. They have a warranty. They're going to work. Yeah. But the...

It's silly. Their cable management is way better than what I can do. Absolutely. I do not cable manage still. I don't know how they do it. I look at when I get theirs and then I buy mine and do it myself. It's bullshit. And my wires, I'm like... It's like a spaghetti inside your computer. I just shove them in the back. It's like no one can look back. It's a rat nest. I'm like, oh, this looks hideous. Whatever. Oh, no. I have to move and tear down my studio again. Okay.

10, 11 monitors and the wires to go with them. Dude, the back of my setup is... I will never cable manage that much. There's so many cables. It's too much. Yeah. It makes my brain hurt to think about it. You got a lot going on back there, man. I guarantee we could pay people like 100 bucks to come cable manage or 200, which is a fair price. Are there professional cable managers? There's got to be. There has to be. I would pay somebody to do that. You pay somebody to clean your house, same thing. It's like...

i'd rather have somebody manage my cables it's like yo here's like 200 bucks just go through my house and like do whatever you do just make it look pretty make it look pretty please because i try and it still looks like ass no this is not my thing i'm not good at organizing cables it's just not a thing it's a rat's nest i try dude i remember when i start when i first started setting it up here i was like i'm gonna try this time i made i set up like the first three monitors

I was like, never mind. I'm done. I decided to put four more on top of it. And like the reason it's so bad, because I usually try a little bit. The reason it's so bad, it also spans like 12 feet. Yeah. Most cables don't run that. Like most HDMI cables are six to eight feet. So I'm using like, I have to have extensions for all the USB cameras everywhere. I got wires running on my ceiling and shit. Plus like I have wires going from one piece to the other one and back. So it's just, ugh.

Dude, a dual PC setup, that shit was difficult because you helped me set mine up. That's what I'm going to have him do. I never would have been able to figure that shit out. I don't know how I figured it out. Because I didn't have, I just was like, I'm just going to sit on YouTube for a while and hope it works. Yeah. Did I ever tell you what happened with my first dual PC setup? This was back in 2018. Yeah.

I was having issues with my mainstream PC because it was just a piece of shit when I first started. Like I didn't have a God set up when I first started. I had a garbage PC and I had a bunch of old components from some of the old PCs because I used to build PCs for friends and shit.

So I set up my first dual PC stream. It was terrible. It barely worked. And about halfway through the first stream, a capacitor in the power supply blew. Like, sparked smoke, fried the PC, everything in the stream PC I had made. Fucking blew a breaker in my house. I was like, well, I guess I'm done streaming for the night. Smoke gets up my ass. I guess I'm going to unplug that. Jesus. We're good. It didn't go well the first time.

A dual PC setup for people that don't know is where you have, for streamers, it's a PC that plays your games and then there's another PC that streams to the internet so it doesn't bog down each other. Yeah. A lot of these new games will just fucking make your stream not want to run smooth so you can separate the two. Yeah. And it's so complicated to set up, dude.

That's why I'm just going to have Batty do it. And then I'll just be like, yay. Just wait. When I get there, I'll be like, hey, remember all those times you called me Batty Streams? And I'm just going to turn around and walk out. Just start plugging shit in. Bitch. Yeah, it should work. Good luck. It's good enough. People always think it's like, because I get like 90 frames a second on COD. And then I have people like Zach. Zach is good. He's like, no, you just set up wrong. I was like, no, COD's optimized like shit, first off.

It's like, my computer should manhandle Cod with no problem. You're working with Threadripper, right? Yeah, Threadripper 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My PC's fine. It's like 64 gigs of RAM, 12 terabytes of SSD space. I got...

I think you're 20 on M.2 anyways. Are you? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. There's nothing. And a 2080 Ti. Like, I should be fine on everything. And then when you look at, like, my stream running, my game running, my everything running, I'm at 7% CPU usage. COD's still, like, 70 to 80 frames a second. I'm like, I hate you, game. There's been a lot of...

That's one thing with a lot of games now that are coming out with early access just being the normal now, which I fucking hate. Oh, yeah. They set that tonality since... PUBG is the one, I think, that really set that into, like, oh, this is the standard. It's fine. We don't have to ever go full 1.0. Yeah. No, we'll just keep it. And then Steam incentivizes that because then they...

Don't so if you were running a and who was it the other game where you build stuff and fight Minecraft. No, you're shooting and then you build a fortnight fortnight is fortnight stayed in beta for so long and they admitted they're like, yeah, we just stay in beta because across the board with video with systems as long as you're in beta, you can roll out updates without having to check in with each company.

The second you are 1.0, then the company's PlayStation, Xbox all have to sign off on the patch every patch. So it's just like back and forth. And I'm like, oh, if we stay in beta, we don't have to do that. We can just roll out. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I just hate it. Like you remember when games were finished, when you bought them,

And now, like... Pepper's Farm. Which Call of Duty was it where it was, like, day one, there was, like, a 120-gig patch? Like, day one. Oh, that was probably Warzone. I don't know if it was Warzone or the one that was before Warzone. What was the one before Warzone? Black Ops something. Yeah, Black Ops 3. I think it was... It was, like, 120 or 210-gig patch day one. Jesus Christ. Like...

fuck man like when did game it's stupid it's so dumb I fucking hate it what's your biggest release disappointment of all time on video game wise mine would be fallout 76

I didn't even play that. I love the follow-up series, too. I do, too. It's one of my favorite series of all time. 76 came out, and it was just a fucking dumpster fire. It was so bad. It still looks pretty fucking bad. No Man's Sky is probably up there. Oh, Jesus. I waited for a year for that shit to come out. I heard that was a fucking train wreck. I followed it religiously. The train wreck that was. I can't remember the guy's fucking name. They promised so much. Sean Murphy?

I think it was the lead dev. Because he went around and did all those interviews and he was like, it's going to have this and this and this and this and it had none of that. It had nothing. It was bare bones skeleton. It's like Minecraft but you can't do anything and you can travel to the planets though.

Yeah, and they were like, the universe is so big, two players can't find themselves in the game. It was like 30 minutes in. 30 minutes in, two players took a picture together and put it on Reddit. The worst part about it was they said you'll be able to see other people, like multiplayer style. And you couldn't. And there was nothing. They were on the same place, same planet. They were right next to each other.

Why don't I see him? What? What? It's... Yeah, I heard that game was a trash. There was some radio. I remember there was like radio silence from their team for a little bit during it too. It was a PR disaster. Yeah.

Yeah. Internet historian did a really good video about it. If you guys love him. Yeah. If you guys don't know the history of no man's sky, watch internet historians video on YouTube. He does a really good video. Like he has the death of video games too, right? It's that. I think he does the death of video. What's the death of video games? He does like, so each game will be the death of like, so an MMO, like what was the downfall of that MMO and why did it like Conan? Why did it fail? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Conan failed because their dicks were everywhere just flapping around. Yeah. I remember that. That was my favorite part of the game. Dick flapping. It's like why I bought the game. Well, I remember because you jump, but you do like the Batman jump where both knees are in the air. And so you're looking at it from behind and the dick is doing that. It's just wobbling at the bottom. See, Final Fantasy XIV was probably my biggest. Like, oh, this is a piece of shit. They launched, oh, I remember beta a month before. Destiny 2.

Dude, beta on a month before Final Fantasy XIV launched. I remember getting the beta because I had the collector's edition. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh man, this is going to be great. A month before I like open beta, I'm like, no, they'll fix all of this in a month, right? They can't release this. Game release and I was like, like I've never had like the UI had lag before.

Imagine that when you have you. So there's loading in between. So you're like menu two seconds and then you like go up and down and you're like, oh, items. Click it. You'd wait two to five seconds in between each item.

equipping items again and with like oh I want to equip my fist weapons you would click it and it would just list everything you had instead of just like weapons then when you die in an MMO usually it's like respawn you're good graveyard wherever this is the first time you just die at a slow combat like the combat was terrible and then you die and it didn't give you instructions on what to do next so people would just stay dead because they were like

What's going on? You'd have to go down and it was a weird word for respawn. It wasn't respawn. It was something else. And then you'd have to click that and then click confirm and then that would bring you back to life. What the fuck? It was really shitty ideas and it was just repetition on...

The fighting, there was no end game. The terrain, they just literally copy and pasted terrain. So within one month, the game sold 1.2 million units. And that's how many subs they had. 1.2 million subs to 16,000 subs in a month. Holy shit. Yeah, and they were like, whoa, we fucked up.

Like we fucked up bad on this game. Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, 16,000 subs. And that's when Final Fantasy 14, like they were like, yo, we got to redo this entire fucking game. We got a Realm Reborn. Yeah. They just literally erased everything they did in a year. They're like, hey, by the way, we're just going to refix this over the year. We're deleting everything we did. We'll start over. Holy shit. It was fucking terrible. Elder Scrolls Online was another big letdown. I never played that one either. I don't know.

The Elder Scrolls series is probably my favorite game series. There is. I love it the most. And I was so... I bought the Super Collector's Edition. I had all this swag and merch for this shit. I was so fucking ready to play this game. And I religiously played it for three months until I just fucking hated myself. It just wasn't fun. I hear now it's pretty good, but that's the same thing with most MMOs. They're good now. I hate when that happens. Well, it's good now.

I don't give a fuck. I don't care anymore. They fucked me in the beginning. That's my thing with Destiny 2. The only game I've probably played more...

Then Tarkov, or close to that level, was Destiny 1. And I played that game so goddamn much. Like, I was a raid leader. I would Sherpa people through, like, to the lighthouse, through PvP, through all the raids. I fucking lived, breathed, died that game, man. I got you. And then Destiny 2 came out. I'm like, let's go. I'm so hyped. I'm ready. And it was like they forgot the last... Because there was bugs with Destiny 1. It had its ups and downs, of course, being, like, the first MMO-esque shooter, I guess. And...

They put in all this work, these quality of life fixes, all this crazy shit they talked about in their dev blogs. Destiny 2 launched. All of that, that was quality of life, were gone. And it was like playing vanilla Destiny 1 again. But like, it was like, what the fuck?

It was such a disaster of a launch, man. I was so disappointed. That one's actually probably my biggest one. Destiny 2. Destiny's were so like, that was a game where you didn't give a, I did not give a fuck about the story, especially when you played original because all the story was in those. The Grimoire cards, yep. Which was the dumbest thing. It's like, hey, you want to learn about the story? We'll get these cards and then log on to the internet, go to this website, and then you can read in the information. Which I did. I read all of them.

and I'm the weeb. Dude, I always had the highest remorse score. Like, I live, breathe, and died for that game. I love Destiny 1 so much. Oh, me too. Like, farming the...

Oh, what were those little things? Loot cave? Anger Hems? Loot cave! You remember the, yeah, the anger cave? The loot cave before they put the, like, community item in the cave, the skulls and shit. Yeah, no, it was the loot cave where you just had that spawn and you just wrecked it. It was the coolest thing in the world, though. Like, you'd load into the world, you'd have to run across the map to this one little back corner area, and there'd be, like, eight other people fucking there, just all firing into the loot cave, and then you'd see one or two of them run forward.

going to the cave come back we'd all line up like a firing squad again and we'd murder for 10 minutes and we'd all go pick up our engrams it was like it was such a fun little it's and all the cheats and all the like exploits to figure out how to different ways yeah like solo solo winning raid bosses against like crota and shit the dark darkness the darkness below i think was the crota expansion

I loved that game. I soloed Crota. That was one of the coolest things I ever got to do. I always said it's like Destiny had the worst fucking story, but some of the best gun mechanics and gunplay in any game. Absolutely. And then you had... The raids were fun because it was platform. It was...

working together teamwork puzzles huge oh yeah the teamwork of like trying to like slam dunk the ball and shit like you have to hop the invisible platforms and dude you have bad players you get so aggravated cause they would fuck you like don't look what was the one where you couldn't look I swear you couldn't make like you had to turn away or something couldn't move or shit happened

One was like if you didn't move, like when something was going in and you had to freeze. There was, you had to get behind pillars. Yeah, the pillars. That was on the way to fighting Oryx. Yes. It was like one of the first bosses to the Oryx fight.

Yeah, he would flash like this insane light and you had to hide behind pillars or these little barriers as there was, you would have to split your six man raid into three teams, center team, right team and left team. Yes, low and high. Yep. Yep. Yep. And. No, that sounds like some World of Warcraft mechanic. It was. That's straight up what it was. It's a, it's a FPS MMO. Like you, you were having to do puzzles and you'd have to, you'd have to like kite mobs out of different areas. Like it was, it was so fucking cool.

You try to get all the mobs in one area so somebody can hit them all with a super at once. Yeah, Titan blast. Power up, yeah, exactly. Or you run like your hunters with Celestial Nighthawk for that one super blast instead of three or four smaller ones. My God, I love Destiny. And they ruined Destiny too. I'm going to play World of Warcraft tonight. No, you're watching Attack on Titan. And playing World of Warcraft at the same time. We're doing some super nerd stuff. Dude, oh yeah, there's a new World of Warcraft. Is a new World of Warcraft out? Yeah, it came out a couple months ago. What else just came out?

Oh, there was a big Destiny release, or Destiny 2 update. I just don't get hyped on games, really. Like, I look at... There was a new game trailer coming out. I still get pretty hyped over some games. That's what I'm saying. Like, Resident Evil 2 remake, so fucking hyped. And then Resident Evil 3, I didn't even realize. Maybe one of you actually told me. It's like, Resident Evil 3's out. I'm like...

Wait, they remade Resident Evil 3? They didn't really remake it, though, didn't they? Was it just a remaster? No, they changed the fuck out of it. Yeah, they changed it around a lot. It's not the same thing, which I would have rather played it actually remastered.

Yeah, back in the day. I haven't played the new one. I haven't played the remastered. Two remastered is fucking amazing. I beat that game front and back and then did the second. So that was one of the last games that was like 100% of it. Did like Honk Tofu. I was like, oh, motherfucker, they did this right. Just played through it beautifully done. I was like, oh, because Resident Evil 2 was probably my favorite Resident Evil out of that series. One and two. So replaying it, I was like, oh, and then...

Just play through it. You'll fucking beautiful. The graphics are amazing. The story is hard to go back and do that. What game do you want to see remastered? Xenogears. Holy shit. New Vegas. Oh, yeah.

Like that, you don't want like a new Fallout game. You want to see New Vegas remastered. Yeah, I want them to take New Vegas and make it, you know, modern. Because it was such a good fucking game. That's like one of, that's probably one of my favorite games of all time. New Vegas is so good. And I mean, the mods on it, you can make it look like Fallout 4 now and add so much stuff into it. But I'd really wish, instead of Fallout 76, why don't you just fucking remaster New Vegas? Yeah.

They would have killed it. They make their money doing it. You get those games where it's like what people want. That's why Konami was like, yo, Kojima, remake Metal Gear Solid 1 and 3 and we'll give you the rights to PT or Silent Hill. Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah. I remember when they remade Metal Gear Solid for the GameCube and I was like, this is amazing. Bought a GameCube for that Metal Gear Solid remake. Yep, done and done. What a weird console the GameCube was.

it was little mini discs everything about it it's like oh we'll do the mini discs we'll have it's got a carry handle yeah the carry i forgot all about that like i love it brings to my buddy so i was so like what the dude like what this system exists they have the old playstation had that no it was super nintendo that was supposed to be no it was the n64 that had this cd cartridge first

N64 had cartridges, not CDs. It's supposed to be a CD. What? Yes. One of the dudes owned one of the... Look up N64 CD. You're going to be like, get the fuck. One of the dudes has the prototypes. Super fucking rare because they dished it because PlayStation... So Nintendo was going to buy the rights to use CDs. Then PlayStation bought the rights to Sony so they couldn't make discs. The 64DD. Yeah, there it is.

Holy shit. Images. This? No, that's an attachment for one. Yeah, it goes... Or was it... There was... Oh, NC4 almost got a disk drive accessory. Yes. Huh. Maybe it was a super... There was a system that was before it was just disk and then they swapped it because of the PlayStation. Damn.

Oh, you know what I'm looking forward to? Just thought of it. I don't know if we've talked about it yet. Pokemon Snap is being remade right now. Yeah, I'm excited about that too. Did we talk about that last time? No, we talked about all the new Pokemon stuff coming out, but we didn't go into it. Yeah. See, I'm freaking the fuck out over the new Pokemon games coming out. What, Batty likes Pokemon? Who would have fucking thought? Just getting an entire Pokemon leg tattoo. I'm down for Pokemon Snap. What was the last world that's the space one?

If I remember right. Pokemon Snap? Mew. Mew was in like the last. Yeah, Pokemon Snap. I don't remember. I remember those old ones. You don't remember the space? It was like where you took pictures. I remember Gyarados coming out of the waterfall. I remember Magmar being in the lava, I believe. The volcano. Yeah, and you had to get him to pop out, right? Or was it? Yeah. There was a, what else was there?

Don't remember Ivan I just remember being on rails and you had to fucking do like throw things at the right time I see the trigger to get the perfect picture do you have Casey played the shit out of her Casey has balls He does me and him actually were talking to his balls Balls Casey has a peen. Yeah Casey's both. Uh, we were talking today on the drive I think two eggs and we're just bullshitting. He's like, yeah fucking playing this and this and

And he's like, oh, I listen to the podcast, like all of them. He's like, fucking usually I get uncomfortable on podcasts. He's like, I don't know why I just get uncomfortable. But I just like fucking at work. I try not to laugh out loud. He's like, but it's my favorite thing to hear of him. Everybody's always telling us like they'll be sitting at work with their headphones in and people are staring at them. They're geeking the fuck out. Oh, man, this is great.

Oh Castlevania 50th of the Night if they remade that I would not be mad because I don't think any of you have played that right? No. You guys need it. I don't know what I'd want. Hashtag make baddie donut.

Castlevania since the other night. Okay. I'm not going to play it. You both need to play it. I'm not going to play it. Why? Because I don't care. What was it originally on? PlayStation 1. I definitely am not going to go back and play a PlayStation when I get to this point. The anime is good on Netflix though. Do you have a PlayStation 1? Yeah. Have you played Monster Rancher yet? No, it's still sitting in my truck. Why? I don't know. I was waiting on you guys. You were gone for a while. Yeah, I was gone for a while. You have Monster Rancher? Yeah, we have Monster Rancher. We talked about that in one of our first podcasts for a while. Yeah.

And I have it now because of that podcast. It costs like $90 on eBay. I'm sure, man. And it's open. Yeah, right? It's been touched. Imagine, dude, imagine getting it. You open it, you flip it over, it just scratched the fuck up. It's like some goddamn blockbuster shit from back in the day. Dude, blockbuster. I swear people would fucking rent DVDs or video games, go fucking sand their car with the disc, and then bring it back and be like, oh, this has a buff in it. And they're just like,

And you're like, why? Why? I see a little smudge on this. Instead of taking out my shirt or a cloth to clean it, I've got a rock. I'm going to try to get the smudge off of the rock. Like, who the fuck? Like, I remember renting DVDs and movies and then just being, like, I don't understand how people could fuck something up that bad. Do you remember taking toothpaste and putting it on your DVDs to try and make them work or your games to try and make them work? Toothpaste?

Dude, it got bad with some like, I remember I had a copy of Final Fantasy VII, I believe it was. And... It would freeze in one part. I knew, I knew exactly where it would fucking lock up because I, like, it's gonna happen. Every time, this is the scratch, you take it out, you can look at the scratch and it was like a car of like the Grand Canyon. Yeah, yeah.

You're like, oh, these motherfuckers just one part of this. I fucking hate people. If you scratch CDs, fuck you. How? I don't. And that's the weird thing. Like, it was always, it's like the little siblings that would do it. Because I was so like when I'd bring it. Dude, I was holding that shit like it was the T-virus and I was about to break the bottle. Yeah, you're like. Like, you just don't scratch this.

I'm getting angry now. Just thinking about all the rage. Your brother's like, oh, here, ring the doorbell. The first game I ever bought that was on CD, I had a Sega Saturn and I bought Tomb Raider or my parents bought Tomb Raider for me. Okay, big money over here. I know, right? And I didn't know that you have to push down the center to pull the disc out. And so I just tried to pull the disc out and I broke Tomb Raider in half. And I was so sad.

Try taping the top back together It came like this they opened the box it was broken What video game was it like the Wii the original Wii? What console had those really hard games to pull out of their fucking like the discs were like locked in - it wasn't the Wii the Wii had a disk drive like you put the CD no I'm saying what in the cases and

Oh, yeah. Because they had like the rounded edges up to it so you couldn't get like a fuck in your finger. Oh, yeah. You're literally like prying the CD in half. It's peeling up and you're like, oh. Is it going to break? What system was that? I don't remember. I was terrified. I know exactly what your fuck

Every time you play video games, you're terrified. Yeah, I was like, oh, how am I getting this out? And I remember the Xbox 360 cases were like the opposite. They were those flimsy, shit, cheap-ass cases. Every single... Xbox 360 cases. They either fall out or the cases themselves would break. Every single... I had...

so many fucking xbox 360 games that was like the prime of me being a nerd and every single case was cracked or broken and like it wasn't like i was doing it put the cd in it or when i pop the cd out the little three things in the middle would break off so you're just like oh yeah this is useless now this is i don't miss all of that i just was like and then back in the day it was like all systems had different like

how they labeled their video games or cases so nothing would line up. Oh, so you couldn't have them stacked like the PlayStation logo would be on the bottom facing left but the Xbox would be at the top facing right. So no matter how you put them, they wouldn't line up and it'd be like... It'd just be shit. Do you remember the old PlayStation games? Tell us how you really feel about that. The old PlayStation games? Have you seen those boxes? The thick ones? We're talking PS1? Yeah, the big bookcases? Oh, I don't remember those.

Bro, they like they just gave books. They were like here's your PlayStation 1 guy Yeah, I remember when PC games were like that and like oh, yeah, like Half-Life 1 It was like that tall like this wide. So why do I need all this? See this is what I remember like yeah go to PlayStation 1 a game original. Oh here we go. Don't work there. There's one. Let me see it Yeah, you like you're like, why would you not that's one there Oh

So many trees were killed back in the early video game beginnings. That's when you used to want to read instruction manuals for video games. Yeah, there used to be instruction manuals and they had cool little like tidbits and shit. Yeah, man. What the fuck happened to it? I mean, okay, you know what happened? CDs don't, games don't exist anymore. You can download shit now. Everything's downloaded. I remember when Electronic Boutique, EB Games. Oh, EB Games? They had, they would sell used PC games and

And I don't know why they didn't figure out you could just clone those things. Like, I downloaded a program off of Napster or LimeWire or something and just cloned. I was cloning all these games and taking them back to EB Games and getting money for them. You're like, here we go. Okay, I got my game back. I remember I bought, what game was it, man? It was a game that, it was like StarCraft. Like, bought StarCraft used for the first time, like way back when. Code was taken out of it. Couldn't even fucking play the game.

Yeah, they cut that out within a year or two. Yeah, no more used PC games. I remember that. I was a kid, man. I was fucking like, well, I'm going to play StarCraft. I went back and bought the brand new Brood War chest. Do you remember the battle chest they used to do? That big. The big box? Yeah, the big box. It had everything in it. Yeah, I went back and bought that. It was new and sealed, right? Yeah.

I got played. Fucking Babbage's, yeah? We used to have a Babbage's in the mall in Vermont, and it's turned into an EB Games, which turned into a... God, I remember Babbage's. GameStop? What was before GameStop? There was another one, wasn't there? I think it was EB Games. It was always EB Games for me. Was it? I remember it was Babbage's to EB Games, so maybe it was GameStop. It might have been GameStop. Because Babbage's is like, oh, that's where I got Metal Gear Solid 2. That's like late 90s...

like at best, I think, right? Yeah. Like mid-90s to late 90s because I remember Zone of the Enders came out and it had the Metal Gear Solid 2 demo. I was like super fucking stoked. Oh, man. Was 2 or 3 on the oil rig? 2 was on the oil rig. Okay. Yeah. That was good. Yeah. The demo came out with Zone of Enders and then you beat Zone of Enders and that game. I was like, oh, God, to go back as a child and relive that time.

I'm good. I'll stick with my VR porn. Thank you very much. That's all your VR has turned into now. Like, man, these games are great. Girl with big tits. Okay, let's go with this one. Big ass. Thank you very much. It's lifelike. How long? No, no, that's it. That's it. We're calling it. We're calling it? That's it. That was a good, that was a solid episode. That was a good one. Woo! Guys.

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