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I can do it with one of those. Do it again. That was good. Oh my god, it's been so long. It's almost been two weeks since we recorded a podcast. Oh, we're so bad. Everyone's been so busy lately. Hey guys, welcome to Unsubscribe with, as you can tell, Donuts Gained Weight. I'm bigger now. And the mustache is gone and it's blonde. Can you give us our best...
Hey everyone, Donut here. Can you? Yeah. Hey everyone, Donut here. That's basically the same guy. We got Batty Streams in the house. We got Eli underscore Double Tap. And let's just start this episode off with one of my favorite quotes from the last time you were on. I didn't make any fat jokes. Not because of you, but I always make them because of Batty. Okay. So someone pointed out. But somebody pointed out, it's like, oh, notice Eli didn't make any fat jokes this round. Yeah.
The reply, that's because they outnumber him four to one. Honestly, we could eat you. I was dying laughing. You ever see that scene on Attack on Titan? Literally any of them. Caleb's running naked. Caleb, do you want to film? I think we should do that. We should chase Eli to the hospital. What did you guys do today? Oh, we just got naked and chased Eli.
I'm just running up the stairs and like running- You guys just make sounds I have to like jump and like fly around. No, no sounds. Quiet. Yeah. They're quiet times. So you can hear our fate slapping across the floor. I'm like breathing heavy crying. Masaka! Where are you? Mikasa! Mikasa! Oh man. I'd let- Oh man. No. That's a good Saturday morning. Yeah, that'd be a good video. We should be- Do we-
Do we have to get like some like skin colored underwear to hide our junk? Maybe so or just like some tape Oh we're actually filming this I thought we were just gonna do it Oh yeah I thought this was just gonna be for fun Just three dudes hanging out I thought we were just gonna do this for fun You guys can catch me and tickle me You guys hold me down I don't know we gotcha We tickle him naked We tickle him until his clothes fall off and that's it
Welcome to the episode. We've had a lot of pent up... Yeah, we haven't got to talk in a while. Stuff. It's like the hardest part about doing a podcast is like, you're like, oh my God, this new... Nope, nope, we gotta hold it. We'll hold it until... And then we go to brunch, drink too much, and then talk about everything we were talking about on the podcast. And they're like, well, I mean, might as well just keep drinking and not film today. That happens too. A lot. A lot. We're going to do photos for... Oh my God.
April 1st. So Eli, myself, and Donut all got together. Caleb came out. Caleb showed up after. We all went and got dinner one night waiting for the lighting to get right at night. And we're like, we're all going to go to Walmart. We're going to buy shitty button-up shirts and some salmon-colored shorts. And we're going to go take an April Fool's photo of us three announcing our engagement to our beautiful thruple.
with John there, and it was gonna be a wonderful thing. And then we got too drunk.
That's it. That's the whole story. It happens. One thing led to another. And then it was 10 p.m. Fuck you, Eli. It was April 1st. We had a good time. We did zero content. Literally no content. Per usual. We just drank. Wait, no. I posted something. Oh, I posted a photo of me and Donut together. I was like, this man makes... No, that was April 1st. It was the morning of April 1st because he took that photo the day before.
But he didn't post it anywhere and he sent it to me. And I was like, I know I'm going to do this. And that morning, it was like 10 a.m. I posted, I'm like, this man makes me so happy. I'm just blessed or something like that. It was doing it to me at brunch. Just like cuddling and shit. And everyone's just like, I knew it.
I knew it! What's going on? We knew it all along. It's like, okay, but is it real or not? Because they're always actually kissing. Good one, but for real. Yeah, but those are friendship kisses. Friendship, yeah. There's nothing like a bunch of dudes. Yeah, buddy kisses. If you ain't kissing your homie goodnight, are you really homies? Yeah, you don't care for him. See? Thank you. That's how I look at it. When you're in a relationship, you kiss your partner goodnight. Why wouldn't you do that when in a friendship?
Like, honestly, I love my bros more than any woman. Probably easily, yeah. Side note, Caleb, your video where you, like, filled my diaper thing she wakes up to, I was like, this is the first time I'm uncomfortable with a video Caleb's done. Dude, I was uncomfortable making it, man. Dude, that lip bite at the end. Yeah, that is what...
It's full if you want to change it. What she lights up to, I was like, mother of God. Your content on TikTok is so... There's the bar. There's Caleb. It's so perfectly uncomfortable. Yet at the same time, you're always like,
I want to know more, but I don't. But like, if I knew more, I wouldn't be upset about it. Like, you never know what's going to happen. Yeah. Uh, uh, there's always that sucker punch at the end. Like, it's like, Oh, this is weird. Okay. And then he punches you in the face with the, it's one of my new favorite things too. When we discuss you and this has happened a few times now, they're like, they're like, Oh yeah, Caleb, man, that dude's funny. That voice he makes up. It's my real voice. We,
man it's so weird because like i know and i say it all the time like man i have such like because especially for like my body and i'm like man i have such a weird voice i wish i had a deeper voice that was cooler but then i'm like but do i because then i couldn't do all this cool stuff you're comedy make all these like goofy sounds and you have like a new level of deadpan humor yeah it's deadpan but with a twist because you have that straight face bullshit yeah oh
Oh my god, I just want to do a video where it's like, like he's a monster in a closet and it's like that, it's talking, I just see a darkness talking to me. It's like, hey Eli, how you doing? I'm like, hey monster, what's up? I'm just having a hard day. I'm like, you sound sad and small. Show yourself, monster. Okay, turn the light on. I'll like squeeze through the door. Oh Jesus, oh Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey, Caleb here. It's me, Caleb the monster. I just want you to like dub Monsters Inc. for me. And be Sully. Just talk normal the whole time. It's like a John Goodman. But with Caleb's voice.
Oh, no. Mother of God. It's so weird, man. I hear a lot of weird comments about my voice. It's perfect. Yeah, because people will always be like, man, your voice really either doesn't match you or they're like, I can't tell if it's a joke or if that's just how you normally talk. But lately, it's gotten to where I see it a lot. They're like, man, I love your voice. They're like, your voice is so soothing. It is. It's so soothing.
It's the best thing ever. They're like, I love watching your videos. I wish that you would read a book in a video and just, I could watch it before bed. I was like, I might do that. That might be fun. Oh my God. But it's so random because I've always been like self-conscious about my... Could you read me Fifty Shades of Grey? I might. I might do that. Maybe I'll read that. Yeah.
There's that laughy voice there. The break. Yeah, that break voice. For people to listen to before they go to bed. Just me reading the most raunchy shit. Oh man, not this part again. She grabbed the shaft of the pillow and massaged his cold or his hot, warm eggs. At that point, she moaned. Oh, I'm so harsh. I'm like, damn it, I love it. I'm so uncomfortable, but I love it. Okay. Okay.
First, Caleb, I have to thank you for entering me. You've never thanked me. You didn't show me Ghost of Tsushima. Sushi Ghosts. Sushi Ghosts is the greatest game. It's so good. I'm upset. I've played...
It's so goddamn long. I do not get addicted to... Like, we've discussed this. It's hard to get into first player games. You don't stream them. Yeah, and at our age, and the older you get, you're just like, I don't have time for this. This is a waste of time. This is the first time at night, like, after stream, I'm like, well, I could watch anime. I could do something before bed. I got a quest to do. I have to go get one... I'll do one quest. I'll do a quick side quest. Just one, four hours later...
My samurai is covered in blood and mud. So I got the sixth key to Goseku's armor. I must complete this now. Put on the armor. I don't know what that means. Is that exciting? Yeah, bro. You'll see. And then you're like, oh, man, it's 3 a.m. I stayed up way too late. And I haven't done that in a video game in so long. Okay, so I'm not very far in Ghosts. You know the very first time you fight the Khan, whenever it's like, when you lose and you kick stuff off the bridge? I almost beat him. Dude.
I was so close to beating him. I haven't even looked that up. I don't know. I wonder if it just cuts it and then he just throws you off or something. It was like maybe a third of his damage. I was dodging like a motherfucker, breaking. I was like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. This is like fucking Dark Souls level boss. I was getting my ass whooped, but I'm alive still, not getting hit. And then I got kicked off the bridge and I was so upset, man. I was like, this is...
the play I thought you could I was like I'm supposed to lose this fight right or I thought that was going to be the difficulty tone set same I was like Eli said this was a dark soul what the fuck I got a little nervous at first I was like oh fuck man because he whipped my ass like because I just wasn't fucking ready for it I was like oh fuck and he just hit me with a bunch of combos and then I was like well okay maybe this was supposed to happen and then a cutscene happened okay good
Yeah, it's always those. I wonder if you can win that fight. You probably can. There has to be a way. I bet you don't win it. I bet it cuts to it and then he fucking kicks you off. Yeah, maybe so. I bet you almost beat him and then he pulls some sneaky Mongol shit and he throws dirt in your face and then kicks you over the bridge. I'm glad that's what killed you. Not the giant axe, the dirt in my face. Sneaky Mongol stuff.
*Gibberish* Oh, what the fuck, man? *Gibberish* Hey, this is bullshit. Dude, this is the intro. Okay, so if everybody doesn't play this game, we're gonna talk about some spoilers. Just fucking deal with it. Fuck off if you're not here. Uh, the intro, when the guy's like, "I challenge you!" and he walks out, and then they just light him on fire! I was like- Yeah! I was like, "Oh." Yeah. Saw that coming. This is too easy. This is how we mitigate this, right? I thought he was gonna get, like, shot with an arrow, like, out the gate. Like,
No, they just go hard. And it's just, dude, you just feel like you're in that world. That's what I like. Batty, you're just, you're, you are just, I'm like two hours in, three hours in, four hours in. I don't know how long I've played. I realized I didn't save until I left for the podcast today though.
I've been playing I think it's autosaves oh my god I didn't know I haven't turned the playstation off I've just been playing Sushi Ghost non-stop oh yeah autosaves but that game like where you are I don't even know how far you you're just the girl saved you right yeah I'm past that and then I had to pick between helping her brother and finding my sensei you're just dude I saved the sensei and now I'm almost at lady adopt
You have like 20 hours until you go to Act 2. Yeah. If you do everything on the map. Yeah. Dude, it's so good. And how big that map is because you'll just ride and ride and ride. See, I didn't think the map felt that big. I accidentally went and started saving the bitch's brother. But if you open the map back up... It's like three sections. And that's one section. It gets...
Bro, it is huge. I think the third one is the biggest one. I can't remember. The second one's huge too. Yeah, I can't remember which one it was. Like one of the other ones is the biggest section of the map. So it's a pretty huge map.
And you just go back. Like, after you get to Act 2, you go back to Act 1, and you're like, oh, now I gotta do this, this, and this, and explore. And you're like, oh my god, it's so good. Yeah, because there's so much shit that you, like, unlock as you play this. Oh, I gotta go do that back on the first part of the movie. Okay, I have one question. There's all the cool armor stuff. Can I just get some, like, badass robes? No fucking armor. Ronin. Yeah, the Ronin, and then there's the... Ronin's my favorite gear, too. That's all I want, dude. I just wanna be a badass...
Yeah. You get a gangster hat that's like in his eyes. You get a gangster black rice hat. Yeah. That's like over his eyes. It's just this one. It has red fringe on it. And you walk around. Where? Just the Ronin Samurai. So you know how they said, hey, if you go get the grass or what are they called? Yeah, the grass tribe or something like that. Straw hats. Yeah, the straw hats. Straw hats. I haven't gotten that far.
They'll say it's right here like right near you so you get that and you upgrade that armor And then you just like that was my favorite armor for the long so I literally just switched it last night Yeah, cuz you get increase in attack damage. Yeah, like a major increase. I don't care about anything else You like I'm gonna be the most
like I'm not doing a sneaky boy shit I know there's all sorts of cool things up I got these I just got make you do a few of them I think they make you for a couple of yeah they do yeah you got to do like some sketchy shit cuz yeah it'll it'll get what if I just don't do this you have to unfortunately because it'll be like it's like use this move and you cannot trust I know exactly what you're talking about you cannot do anything else like you can't even attack yeah
That's the only thing I was like, so you know how, but you want, you want the rice hat and you want the, I was like, I want to be Ninja Scroll. Jube from Ninja Scroll. You'll find so many like just random hidden, right? Like the straw hats just everywhere throughout the map. You'll end up having like 10 or 15 different like straw hats. How many straw hats do you own?
In real life or in real life? I have one straw hat in real life. I was your little bitch. How many straw hats do you have? None, but I'm a ginger. I'm not Asian, Eli. I'm not Asian. It's not expected for me to have straw hats. I'm allowed to own them. I'm a land farm. That's all I want. That's why Eli and Blackface wear a straw hat.
Or never. Never gonna do that. I think that might be called career suicide. Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, he made it out. And it wasn't 2020. When did that come out? When did Tropic Thunder come out? Like 2009 or something like that. Because it was when I was in high school. 2008, 2009, somewhere around there. More safe period. Yeah. Some more safe period. I've seen an interview about that.
And he was like, yeah, he's like, thank God that Ben Stiller played who he did. That's where everyone, simple Jack is who people go from Matt to. They're like, he took all the heat off of me. I was like, okay, that makes sense, yeah. Imagine an actor having to pretend to be an actor.
Acting at him. He's the dude playing another dude dressed as another dude. I'm a dude disguised as a dude dressed as another dude. You're the dude who doesn't know what dude he is. So good. What do you mean, you people? What do you mean, you people? Tropic Thunder will forever go down. It's one of my favorite movies. Dude, it really is. Oh, man. It's so good. It's the pink four-leaf taybag and his fake-ass busted hands. He's walking around with it. I love the pussy. Booty sweat. Yeah, booty.
Busting up bars and booty sweat. Oh, good. God, what were we talking about? Ghosts of Seed? Yeah, Ghosts of Seed. We went on that. You dude, you're batty. So thanks for making me come film this bullshit-ass shit podcast instead of playing Sushi Ghosts. I know, we ruined it. And you're gonna have...
Such a good time playing it next round. I can't. I got to go home and stream. I'm going to stream all night. Why do you have to stream immediately? Just give like... Because if I don't stream, I can't pay my bills. And if I can't pay my bills...
But you can play Ghost for like two hours in this stream. No, because if I start playing Ghost, I will not stream. It's a slippery road. I literally go in, try to play Ghost, and be like, I'm going to do 30 minutes of this game. How do you limit yourself like that? I don't. This is the terrible part. I'll say it, but I don't do it. Can anyone be like...
20 minutes of this video game. You can just walk around for a little while and a whole hour passes. And you're just like, oh, wow, this is pretty. Whoa, cool. And just like fucking around for a little bit. And you're like, oh, shit, two hours have went by? What's going on? You get lost in that game. Dude, that's what happened before I came here. Because you guys were like, yeah, we're going to head our way. But it's going to be like 40 minutes. I'm like, perfect. I'm going to sit on my couch.
and play for 15 more minutes. A half an hour went by, I was like, oh, fuck, I gotta go. Where am I? It's like, shit, what did I do? I walked through the woods and picked some bamboo. Yep, easy. Just riding around on your horse, picking up all the plants and stuff, hopping off, looking around. I just hate, because I'll mark full. Yes, and you mark some place on the map, and you're like, I'll just go there.
You stop a thousand places. Yeah, like not a lot. This popped up. I'm like, check it out. I followed this yellow bird for a while too. Uh-huh. Yellow birds follow them. And the foxes. Why? The yellow birds always, they usually, and if you can't really tell what it is yet, you probably are missing a tool to get to it. Because they always bring, the yellow birds almost always bring you to some kind of aesthetic thing. Yeah, secret. What? Like a headband or like a hat or something like that. A haiku place, a city, someone you have to talk to. Yeah, yeah. All yellow birds. A legit fox.
Followed a yellow bird to this bridge, Hiyoshi Bridge or some bullshit, and I had to save some dude who was getting shot at by some mongols. They gave me a headband. Yeah. That's what all the yellow birds do. It was like this cute yellow bird. I'm like, oh, where are you going, bro? I'm like, he's not flying away. I tried to shoot him with a couple arrows. Missed. Ran out of arrows. And then kept following the bird. That's what's great about that game is how they do like that. Like such a good way to introduce secret areas and quests. Just a bird. Yeah. Just a bird. That's freaking great.
It's so subtle like the wind at first I was a little like I don't know if I'm gonna like this wind thing It's not like an arrow or a path, but holy have you put it in Kurosawa mode yet? No, no do it wait what?
You can put the game into Kurosawa where it just goes black and white on you. Yeah. And it expands the bar so it's like a cinema style. What's Kurosawa? He did like the Seven Samurai, like the old school samurai films. You mean Akira Kurosawa? Oh, god damn it. He also, his favorite actor and one of the ones he directed in all of it was Toshiro Mifune. Seven Samurai Yojimbo. It's a lot of classics. He was the king of his time during samurai...
Film he was he's considered one of the greatest directors of all time Okay, but that also happens. I didn't know that was in the game though. Yeah, so thank you for that I seriously didn't know that. No, how did you know? Dude, it's fucking... That happens when you unlock that one mode too. Oh ghost mode. Yeah, whenever you unlock that it goes into that like automatically Oh, I know that. And it's like super gory. No, you can just switch over to this mode and it's...
Unreal, actually. You feel like you're part of a movie experience. That's cool. Like, I usually will kick it on right as I see, like, oh, a standoff's going to happen. I'll go into that, and I'll just do the entire, like, fortress or whatever fight scene in that mode. Oh, my God. And the first things I did, the first skill points I unlocked was, like, the different parrying. Like, so I can parry the unblockable attacks. Yeah. First thing I did. There's some of the best. So I'm just like...
Yeah. I will say the timing is still weird. Yeah. You have to, like, time when...
You can't block when they swing. You have to block, like, right before they swing. So each one of them, I've noticed, has a setup. Yeah, and then it's like... It's a setup, a pause, and then the swing. You have to do it when they do their pause. Yeah, and then it's like the perfect pair. I don't know if you have a perfect pair yet, but they have that and then a perfect dodge. Sorry, I threw candy at you. I didn't mean to. You're good. The perfect dodge, and then you have... I'm not really sorry. What was...
I only have three things unlocked. You have standoffs though, right? Yeah, standoffs. Are they faking you out yet? No. No. Just wait. Standoffs get hard. They fake me out? They'll fake you out for like a minute straight sometimes. They go like this. And you're like. So you're like. Yeah. And then they hit you and almost one shot you. Yeah. And then you get nothing. Now you have to do that battle with no help. Yeah.
And then everybody rushes you. It's rough because you're like, what the fuck? I'm glad I got some bros hooking me up with them Prima game mode cheats here. Yeah, wait until the Romans start doing that shit. Then you've got like six Romans around you. You have to fight other Samurais? Why do you have to fight other Samurais? Don't worry about it. You'll see.
Dude, everything, it goes crazy. But also invest into when you do the standoffs, you can do it two points where you get to kill two more people after a standoff. So it goes like one.
And then when they go to attack, you attack again. It's like two. And then another comes in and then right as they attack, you hit three. So you can kill three people on one swift. See, I don't have that shit unlocked yet. I just leveled up my legend for the first time and I had three skill points to burn. Yeah. Okay. I'm early. Oh, yeah. You'll eventually get another suit of armor that gives you, I think, up to five of those. I don't want it. A suit of armor where you can kill five people in a row.
Oh, yeah, that's the ghost armor thing. No, it's another dude's armor. I forget who it is. It's a big, bulky samurai armor where you do a lot of extra damage and then you can do five in a row. It might be this. I don't care about anything else. You'll get a few different outfits that are like robes that look really cool. You have flowers all over it. I love flowers. I still think he's going to have the straw hat because it's just straight black.
Yep. Once you level it all the way up. It's like a gi. Yeah, exactly. You look like Jube from Ninja Scroll. And then switch your swords because I did buy a new sword because you get the pure white blade. I like that pure white. Yeah. It's so good.
We're just like ah we just talked about hopefully everybody likes ghost of Tsushima because this is the ghosts of our podcast episode There's the name of the episode ghost of them subscribe When you get back into video games, I just I mean the first so I've only in the past four years I have played three console games Red Dead 2 when it first launched on Xbox one solid choice. Oh
The Final Fantasy VII Remake. Yep. And then this. This is all I've touched. Three games. Yeah, three. This is the first one that's like... Final Fantasy VII was fun. I was like, oh man, this is great. nostalgia. But you're still like, meh. This game, I want to play. Yep. Which is, I have not had that in a long time where I'm like, I want... And the combat. Everything is so good. As you said, it's like Assassin's Creed, but good. What it could be. Yeah, it's like Assassin's Creed if they really...
did it right. The combo systems and the mechanics of like switching your style to fight different. I just love the water style. You have four of them and then there'll be all four of those different people fighting you at once so you gotta like switch styles up real quick and oh, it's so nuts, man. It gets so crazy. And you get a mix in your special moves you learn and you're like, oh. You learn special moves? You get legendary moves and like legendary armor and it does crazy crap. Yeah, you use straight murder and stuff. Yeah, it's nuts. You get like basically sonic blasts.
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Super short episode today. It just reminded me. I actually went back and watched. I was like, it got me in the mood for samurai movies and we can transition to anime too, but it got me in the mood to watch like old samurai movies. Cause like I knew like I've watched every samurai, yo Jimbo, like, uh, was it, there's rant Ron and there's a curator. I saw, of course I was like, those are his main movies. And that's what like, um, hidden fortress is what star Wars is based off of. Yep.
all the cowboy movies are based off of his old movies. Magnificent Seven is literally a, it's just a seven. I think it's one of my favorite movies. Like all of those are like samurai movies. It's just like cowboys now. And I was like, man, let me look at other modern ones. 13 Assassins. Have you heard of that?
Nope. So go watch it. It came out in early 2000s, mid-2010s maybe. And I thought it was going to be a cheap like, oh, like, oh, like a Cheezo, like VFX heavy anime movie. And come to find out, it was the exact opposite where I was like, oh my God, all the reviews, they were like, yo, this is like one of the best anime or the best samurai movies of the era. Watched it, it's like two hours, two and a half hours. So good.
13 assassins. Yeah, 13 assassins. You'll go back. You want to watch it later, Caleb? Just me and you hold hands? Let's do it. Sounds good. Oh, it's so good. I'll get the big blanket out, the one that you like. Okay, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's violent. It's all samurai. It's about the Ronin setting up like, oh, we got to fuck this dude up. And this is how it's so good. And you get to see all the different levels. And it's like no one's safe. Oh, it's so dope. Yeah.
And it's traditional where it's like one slice of... Yeah. See, that's what I like about... So I'm playing this game on easy mode. Straight up. I have it on easy story mode. Because I just... See, I just like... I love playing single player story games where your character is the hero. I don't like Dark Souls style games. I don't like getting my ass kicked. Like, I'll play multiplayer. I'll play other games like that. But if I'm going to play a game where I'm supposed to be some badass samurai...
I'm going to be a badass samurai. I'm going to cut people down in a slice or two. Medium's the same. Oh, is it? Okay. Yeah, once you get leveled up a little bit, yeah, you're untouchable pretty much. The only difference is some of those fights on medium is...
You do die really quick, like especially when you're like, "Oh man, there's like ten demons here." And you're fighting all of them, and you're like, "I'm doing- I'm like running away." "I gotta run!" "Run a little bit, yeah." It just looks so pathetic on my side, 'cause I'm like, "Ahhhh!" "Oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus!" See, I still don't understand the healing system, like...
What do the three little circles mean? Those are your heels. So you got three heels. And they have to be completely full before you can use one. Okay, there we go. Or they use special moves, too. So they'll sacrifice two or three. Once you get after that, yeah. So you get a trade-off on like, oh, I get to use this. Easy mode. Mm-hmm.
I'm bad at games. That's okay. I was wondering how he beat the shit out of that one guy. I was like, man, you almost beat him. He whipped my hand in. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. Medium to hard. He's like, yo, what's up? Oh my God. Oh my God.
I love playing games where you're supposed to be a badass character to feel like that. It just helps. That's the reason I don't play these games on stream. I like to get immersed in the game and just shut my brain off and play the game. That's usually why I don't play a lot of single players online.
The biggest reason I don't like MMOs online anymore is because most people will just burn through them super quick when grinding. I need to read every bit of quest dialogue. It's why I can never get into WoW.
I'm sitting there like, okay, we're gonna die. Batty, you're the guy that does the side quest. It's like, okay, okay, his wife was killed, but his son needs 10 bear asses to bring his life back. Okay, well, I have to go get these bear asses now. Okay, I killed 30 bears, got 10 bear asses. Okay, here you go. Oh my God. His wife's back. Wow. It's deep. Great. Okay, let's go collect pumpkins. Everyone's 14 levels ahead of me now. I'm like...
Oh, fuck, I'm behind again. I love that immersion in games, which is why I struggle to play MMOs now because nobody...
Story MMOs aren't about the story. It's about the grind and the leveling. I never cared about stories in MMOs. I was the one dude that would, because EverQuest taught me there's no story. Yeah, because it doesn't matter. No, on EverQuest, it was like get fucking strong. So when I transitioned into Final Fantasy XI or those games, I would just rush, just power level. And I'd be one of the strongest characters really quick and then be like, man, how'd you get so fast? It's like, yeah, just hit accept on all components.
Give me the items I need to fucking grab. Ghost, though. Ghost, I'm like... Oh, yeah. You're paying attention to that stuff. Man, it gets sad, some of them missions. Stop it. Don't. No, I'm not ready. Especially near the end, man. I was like, oh, shit. I can tell how this... Have you beat it? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, literally, when it first came out, man, that's all I did for a week until I was done. Oh, no.
Yeah. But yeah, it's like, it's just sad. There's like the stories are, it's just a good game. It starts getting deep. It's so rare. Once you start going and visiting your family a lot. Stop it. No, you gotta visit family? Yeah, you go and visit like your aunt who like watched over you a lot. Or I guess it's like your grandma. She watched over you a lot. And she talks about like you and your uncle. And you'll see, it gets intense.
Am I going to cry? I mean, you might, man. Like, near the end, dude, it was like the end. I'm going to cry. Dude, the end of that very last fight, I was like, man. I was like, this is intense. I was like, fuck. I was like, this is fucking with me a little bit. And because they say a bunch of shit to each other, and you're like, oh, man. That's intense. And then...
Oh, I can't. They're both crying and stuff. Yeah, it gets nuts. Oh, okay. Well, I'm going to beat it in probably like another week. Because there's a couple ways you can end it too. So it's like one of those. There's different endings? Yeah. And then there's different outcomes of the ending. So yeah. And I only beat it the once. Oh, man. It's just, I don't know. What if I get the wrong ending?
Either way, you're going to get a pretty sad ending. No, for sure. Either way, it's going to be a sad ending. That's what happened to me in The Witcher the first time. I got the worst ending possible. Man. Like, just the worst ending out the gate. I was like, wait, this is how this game ends? Wait, wait, wait. And then I like went and googled endings. I was like,
I just fucked up what I said to Assyria. Okay, I can live with that. Yeah. I thought that was it. You know one of the first quests in The Witcher that fucked me up? Do you remember the Bloody Baron? Oh, fucking baby? Dude, yeah. The boxling? That's when I knew. That's when I knew. I was like, dude, this game's fucking nuts. And he just hangs himself after. I was like, what the wife does? Yeah. There's no winning. You had to
unburied the baby. He's like, yeah, you gotta give it a name or else it's gonna be a demon forever. And I was like, what? I was like, what? You talked about that one with the horse where it's like, come help me out, bro. The demon horse, it was a tree with a heart in it and you go into this little cave and he's like, hey, I'm a pretty good spirit. If you can just bring me my bones and then something to live inside of, that'd be great. And you're like, hmm. Even your guy's kind of like, a little bit where he's like, alright.
alright I guess so and then you like bring his bones and this like black horse and the spirit goes into it and he's like alright thanks peace and then you like travel like a little bit it's like a day passes or something and you come to this village and like everyone's dead and there's someone she's like this black horse came and everyone died and your guy's like huh I don't know what that's about the girl's like fuck and then it never mentions it
he's gone it's like the devil's in a horse and you never see him again oh my god I love games like that what was the other game where it was like the ending just I was like oh I fucked that one up probably something new Mass Effect you can fuck up those endings oh yeah Mass Effect was like all over the place
Man, a lot of those new games, what was it like? God, what was it? Heavy Rain. Yeah. Detroit. Detroit. I never played Detroit. Dude, they were so good. Heavy Rain? Heavy Rain was, you know what? Sean! I never beat Heavy Rain. Sean! Sean! Have you seen the glitch? Have you seen Sean glitch? I don't think so. Oh my God. Sean! It just locks up like that.
So, you know at the end when he finds... I guess they were on the boat scene. I haven't beat Heavy Rain. Okay, there's one where he's like... Your body is spoiled, sorry. That's fine. I don't know if he's... He's just holding his kid and the bad guy's showing up. And a guy... And you can hit triangle when you see Sean. And it makes him say Sean. Sean's name. Sean's name.
But the game glitched out so he could continue the play or record it all. And it's like he's showing it on his phone. And he's just like hitting triangle. And the dude keeps screaming his son's name. And then it's the best because it's like cutting to the other guy who's like, you knew I'd do this all along. And he's screaming. And in the back he's like, Sean! Sean! He's running in the custody. Sean! Sean!
And he's just screaming Sean over. I was dying. One of the best YouTube clips I've ever seen. It's like five minutes of him just yelling Sean throughout this entire series. Yo, party, cut that in. Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! God, that fucking cut scene cracks me up. There's one Witcher.
Knights of the Old Republic. Oh, so good. Knights of the Old Republic. The ending's on that one. Yeah. I went full Sith. Of course you did. I didn't play that one. You never played Knights of the Republic? The first one? No, I've never played it. I love them both. One and two are my favorite games of all time. But one is the pinnacle. You need to play one. Okay. You can get it on your phone now. Oh, shit. Okay. But the story is unreal.
It's like one of the first games where you really got choices that... I mean, it was Obsidian, right? Yeah. Which made the OG Fable. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And that's where that came from, because the OG Fable was... That was before Fable. Yeah. It was Fable 2. I don't think it was out before Fable 1. I think it was. I'm not sure. Go! Fable 1 was like as soon as Xbox came out. And I think...
Old Republic was Xbox 360. Fable was made by a different company. I thought Fable was Obsidian. It was Lionhead and... Oh, yeah. I know it was Lionhead. Old Republic, the first one came out in 2011 is what it says. 2011? Yeah, I mean, that's fine. No, no, that's not wrong. Xbox 360 came out in 2005. That's wrong. 100%. We need Old Republic coming out. Old Republic 1. Knights of the Old Republic. Knights of the Old Republic. Yeah, because Old Republic... Yeah, I was going to say... The MMO... 2000 and... 3, 4...
2002. Eli's test. July 15, 2003. And then when does Fable come out? We got July, and then we have... Let's be close. How many Fables was before it? 2005.
Good shout, Eli. Good shout. Good shout. When it comes to this old video game knowledge. You got your old man brain fucking working. The stuff I actually remember was back in the day. Well, let's say it's September 2004, but still. Yeah. But dude, the games, like those games when you actually, some of those, like every quest you got to do, like one of my favorite remembering of Knights of the Old Republic is the underwater people and you go and you're walking through there and there's this dude that's terrified in a locker.
Now you have options to help him get out or be a so you're like oh, no, it's like are the monsters gone You're like no I'm one right here and he's like oh and he's still hiding in the locker and you like come out so I can eat you Or it's like oh come on out buddy. Oh, I killed everything. Yeah, well, I'm gonna choose that like eat you Please don't it's like no. I'm just kidding come help me just come out or it's like insert lightsaber And you see your guy like
and like just stab the locker you gotta have families murder each other because you're just like talking to both sides so you like walk over one it's like yo that dude's calling you a shit bag and then you walk over to the other family and you're like yeah he said you're a piece of shit and then they fight okay the old republic is such the knights of the old republic is such just like
It's so good. Okay. That is one game I cannot believe they haven't remastered. I hear they're working on a third one right now, right? I think so. I'm almost positive that was the news last year. Because when you brought it up, I was like, hmm, ain't they making something new with it? I'm almost positive Knights of the Old Republic 3 was announced or leaked last year. I'm happy. Maybe. If it happens, I'm...
Those are the best Star Wars games, in my opinion. Oh, my God. Those are the pinnacle of Star Wars games. The new ones are just like... I don't know. The fighting mechanics in that one, it was like simplistic RPG style. Because they were RPGs. Yeah, they weren't just smashing. You had so many options. You could be... Oh, my God.
Dual bladed, dual wheeled. You've got to choose everything. How evil you were, how good you were. There was a balance. You could be a gray Jedi somewhere in the middle. It was so wild. And your face turned like it's a Mass Effect where you like to look more evil. Which is crazy. So Mass Effect I went pure good.
In Jedi games, I'm always pure evil. Why? I don't know. You piece of shit. Because if I had the power of the Sith, I would 100% be a Sith. But when I have to just be a good person, I'm going to be a good person. There's a Force joke somewhere in here. I don't know where it is. I'm going to leave it alone. But there's one in here. Did you ever play the Force Awakens game? Did you ever play those? Absolutely. Force Unleashed. Yeah, Force Unleashed. Those were pretty fun. Button Smashers. Yeah, I did Button Smashers. But those are the same side. Picking people up.
doing the force choke and just like launch him in the fucking sky. Just yeet him the fuck out of there. Absolutely, man. Yeah. Those games were great because they gave background to so much that just wasn't there in the Star Wars lore. Oh, yeah. You know what? They don't make good anime shows that are games. Is there any good anime games that aren't a fighter?
What was that? Dot hack, I'll remember. Dot hack was, I will die on that hill. Is Persona an anime? Persona 5. But is that anime? Persona's an anime? I think so. Don't they have that One Piece game out? Isn't that supposed to be a pretty decent game? No. Oh, Pokemon. I guess Pokemon would be good. Okay, so Pokemon. Never mind. I mean, the game came out before the anime.
Yeah, actually, I think I guess Dragon Ball Z, but it's but it's just that's a fighter. But that how many shitty Dragon Ball games were there? So many. There was all bad later games because there's so many good animes out there where you're like, man, there should be like, yo, in the comments. Yo, if you know any good animes, there are anime games by all means. Post that because I am down. Do you guys remember the series like the O.G. RPG where you got to play in the world like.
Those games were fucking amazing. That was actually .hack might be the first like you're in the video game. Yeah, you're a person in a video game. Yeah, it's like the first Sword Art Online now that I thought about that. Exactly. I never thought about that. When did .hack come out?
90s. Oh my god, 90s. Yeah, because there's .hack, .hack, .hack, .hack. Oh god, there's like five different variations of .hack. .hack. .hack was the OG, I think, that I was immersed into. Honestly, I started watching it again the other day because I was just like, it's so weird because it's just like Sword Art where they're in a game that all of a sudden the main character can't log out. Yeah, and you're like, oh my god. Caleb, what's your favorite anime? Fullmetal. Fullmetal.
Brotherhood? Brotherhood. Brotherhood. Yes. Full metal brotherhood. Easy. Easy. Of all time, that's it? You were like, yo, this is it? Yep, because I always really liked the older ones, like 90s anime and stuff like that. Cowboy Bebop, Trigon. Yeah, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha. I always really loved all of those. Kenshin. Yep, Rurouni Kenshin, yeah. The Motosai. Yeah.
Like I always loved those and I can remember watching them when they would come on to Nami when I was little and I kind of like I liked them but it was like I mean man does these animates are for adults like these are for adults to understand like fully everything that's going on like I can really like oh this is cool but I don't really know what the hell's going on most of the time so I finally like picked them all back up and started here like the last like six seven years and
And, man, I can remember the first time I saw that scene from...
Full Metal, the episode when, I can't remember his name, but he was making chimeras. Oh, and he turned his daughter? I can remember seeing that when I was little and thinking, oh shit, I probably shouldn't be watching this. Like, I remember being little and being like, ooh, now I'm going to get in trouble for watching this. And how I'm like messed up. And he was like, yeah, he was like cussing and shit. And I was like, oh dang.
And then like, yeah, re-watching it as an adult, I was like, whoa, this is crazy, and it's like sad as shit. I remember watching the original Fullmetal, I was like, damn, this is fucking wild. And then I finally got to see Brotherhood, and I was like, they just changed the whole game up! Oh, man, yeah. Brotherhood was so good. Oh, yeah, I really liked it. What's your favorite anime, Batty? Is it the same? Fullmetal was definitely, Fullmetal Brotherhood's probably up there, but...
Try gun in a yasha just cuz again childhood enemies you grew up watching those. Yeah, it's like an astounding I'm gonna get a try gun tattoo still that's happening no matter what 60 billion double double the double I'm gonna get double dollar signs I think is what I'm gonna do I mean shit you've you've dumped me into has been fucking crazy to between my hero. Did you just you guys you just guys and is still I
Bro, I fucking love that show. ReZero. ReZero, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. There's so many... Attack on Titan. So, Attack on Titan, I knew of, obviously, before you, but I found out the new season because it just started a little before... A little after this year, but... Holy fuck. I don't know, man. It's hard. Seven Deadly Sins is so... I hated the new season. I think it was the fourth season. I couldn't even finish it. It was so fucking bad. It was so bad. I couldn't even finish it. I was like...
The first three seasons of Seven Deadly Sins are so fucking good. The fourth season is just like... I remember watching an episode or two and just be like... You're bad when you mess up. And they do... I don't know. A lot of animes, they either go vanilla or they switch everything or the characters are just boring. They change everything. Dude, Tokyo Ghoul. I loved the first season of Tokyo Ghoul. Second season. Oh my god. And they say the same thing. They say second season was kind of shitty but the third one was...
apparently a lot better third season dude I got halfway through the second season I was like man I have lost all interest in this I don't care who all these new people are they're all boring and I just lost interest in it I'll eventually go back and make myself finish it to get to that third season because everybody's like yeah third season makes up for it so they're like yeah we just had to build up a bunch of new characters I was like oh okay they just do it wrong you can do it right yeah it was so boring like
I hate boring animes. That's why Black Clover, everyone's like, Black Clover's great. Black Clover's the most vanilla anime. Have you ever watched it? No. It's like one of the most popular animes, but it is vanilla. If you want an anime where no one is going, there's no consequence. No one is going to die ever in that show. It's on episode 170, I think, and I still don't think there's a death. No, because they still bring everyone back. It's insane, because you're like, even like,
And all the bad guys. If you're a bad guy, you're going to get beat and turn into a good guy. Every time. And it's like, whoop. And then the main character screams. The autistic screams the entire time. There's some funny episodes. The animation is booty a lot of time. That's my only issue with Demon Slayer. What's that side character's name? The yellow haired fuck. Oh, good. That won't stop screaming. You get some fucking nerves, man. Dude, fucking lame. And his moves are so fucking crazy.
cool dude when he gets like he's one and he's so good at that one it's so insane yeah oh he gets on my fucking nerves man shut up I said the same shit he's just screaming the whole time cause my friend talked me into watching I was like dude this lightning bastard is driving me fucking nuts I was like it makes me not even want to watch it every other scene without him on
I love Demon Slayer so much except as soon as that idiot starts crying and talking. I just don't know if I can do this. I'm scared. What?
And then he does his fucking crazy move. You're like, just do that shit. Just stay like that. Oh, what's my favorite character? It was a pig. I cannot remember his name. It starts with an S, right? And it's okay. Yeah, and it's okay. There it is. It doesn't start with an S, but I was close. There's a hard S in there. Yeah, and it's okay. Dude, that's like one of my favorite characters. He's so pretty.
He is. When he takes it off. So goofy. He takes the head off and he's just got sparkly eyes. Even he's like, wow, you're really handsome. He even said, what?
What a weird character that is. I love Demon Slayer. Demon Slayer, like when I tell people now, it's like, hey, if you want. I have the Hanafuku earrings at home. I'm not gonna lie. See, that's one of the animes I recommend when people are getting into anime or you're trying to get somebody into anime. Show them Demon Slayer. It's,
visually fucking yeah it's so beautiful like that blend of like nice animation between old school Japanese art style like the water yeah that's what the leg tattoo is gonna be oh that'll be fucking cool the whole the Pokemon leg tattoo I'm getting the wrap is that old school Japanese like water wrapping everything and I can't fuck
Fucking wait. It's so beautiful. Like they do such a good job. The movie's out now, right? No, not yet. It's like in a couple weeks. I thought it was just about last month. Are you sure? It's April. See, everyone's been saying it's out or it's about to come out for the last three months to me. I swear to God, I just want to watch it. Yeah. Yep.
I'm 90% sure we talked about this on episode two of our podcast about the Demon Slayer movie. Oh, it just came out. I check and I'm like, oh, mother of God. It's just got pushed back again. Oh, did it get pushed back? The word we can't say because YouTube algorithm, as Game Grumps calls it, the Backstreet Boys world tour, it makes people sick. It's really contagious. Will it have right now? No.
Yeah. Huh? Yeah, there. Wait, no, no. Huh? Huh?
Cut. Podcast is over. But yeah, because that got pushed back. But that is always the anime where I'm like, hey, if you really want a good-ass anime, check this one out. It will get people into it. Yeah, because it just came out, and they can catch up quick. It's not Naruto with like a thousand episodes. It's not Bleach. It has the perfect amount of violence, story, sad, happy, the fight scenes, the music. You're like, oh, this is the pinnacle of
anime and then you tiny oh yeah when she shrinks and she's like her arms she's running sideways like this and you're like oh my god I love you ReZero is what Batty got I remember talking about ReZero to Batty and he was like this anime and then at like 3 in the morning he's like why am I fucking staying up all night watching this show I hadn't been watching anime for a very long time I used to back when I was younger and then I stopped giving a fuck
And then Eli's like, yo, go rewatch this anime. I'm like, fine. What are we doing, man? I'm bored anyways. And he's like, re-zero. I'm like, whatever. Cool. Check it out.
18 episodes later, but you know it's 4:00 in the morning. I'm still watching Why is Rem the best girl? I guess I'm gonna have to watch it It ends like on clip It's like attack on Titan attack on Titan another phenomenal anime if you've never watched anime. I hate it right now I'm mad at his egg on Titan. Oh that that cliffhanger I won't say anything without spoiling it but the cliffhanger was like as rough as they come for like a Seasoned break and you're like really really this is it. Oh
It hurts, but Attack on Titan is...
Attack on Titan was so good because, at least season three. Season one I had issues with because sometimes it was really good or it was really bad. Yes, it was. Two was mediocre. They had some really good parts, but again, it was mediocre. It didn't suck me in. I stopped at two originally when I started watching it back in the day. I'm right at the end of two. Season three is all good. Nice. It's all good. And it's the Game of Thrones of anime. Nice.
Nobody is safe. Everybody's always dying. Dude, by season four? Yeah. Yeah, it's just open. You're just like... Oh, my God. And then, like, the first five episodes of season four are going to be the most intense... I've never had an anime make me be like...
Edge of my seat, just like, what is happening? It was fucking insane. If you haven't watched Attack on Titan or caught up, or if you're not sure about getting through season three and four, do it now. Do it now. It is so good. It's just like Hunter X Hunter, I will say, if you start Hunter X Hunter, one of my top animes. Yeah, I agree with that. It's good. Because you start it and you're like... Except for the rapey guy. He's a little... What's his name? How far are you in it?
Almost on the bug saga. See, the bug saga is the pinnacle. Yeah, it's good. It's all good. Don't get me wrong. You haven't seen the good good, though.
Yeah, we talked about this before. Yeah, you're right at the good good. I'm at the funny. The good good, yeah. But that's the thing. Like, Hunter x Hunter, you're like, oh, this is a kid's show. Because, like, for the first... Have you seen Hunter x Hunter? No, no. The first season, it's a kid's show. You're like, oh, every... And then they do, like, they're, like, on the boat and all that. And you're like, oh, it's fishing and gone and the drawing. And then they do the Hunter exam for the... And then they're like, we made it to the Hunter exam. And then everyone dies. And you're like, dude...
Oh, we left the kitty switch on. Yeah. Literally how it goes. Who left the PG button on? Let's get that switch real quick. And then you're like, they're walking. It's like, people are falling in spike pits and you're like, oh, gee. And they're not like, like, oh, I'll catch my, it's like,
Dude, it's savage. It goes from like, this is happy-go-lucky. I hope he finds his father. To, oh dear God, everyone's bleeding everywhere. Oh, what do we do? Oh no, he died. Oh no, they're eating that one. They're just eating him. He's alive. What are they doing? And the ant saga is like, the bug saga is fucking crazy. It's like, again, murder. It's so random too.
It's like suddenly now there's bugs that are eating people. Yeah. And they're absorbing and they're evolving. And you're like, oh, this went dark, like super dark. But I mean, like phenomenal. It's one. That one's a really, really good anime. Finish that soon. Oh, you need to. Because I'll know when you do.
Because the text I'll get. It's like that is one I always tell people. I'm like, you'll text me when you get to the big fight. Which is the big fight? You'll know. You'll know. There's two. But you'll know. I'll do the first one. No, you haven't.
I thought we talked about this. No, we don't want to talk about spoilers for that. The big one. And then Berserk. A lot of people haven't. I haven't watched Berserk yet either. Okay, I will say go back and watch the 90s version of it. Yeah, or read the manga. If you read the manga... I'm not going to read the manga. Bro, the manga is so good. I don't got time. No, you will. I ain't got time. It's fast. Eli.
If I start reading manga, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy 800 volumes of every other manga. Like the other day I was at Barnes and Noble buying a new D&D book because I do that for every single D&D book that comes out. You know what I did? I stared at the My Hero section of manga for...
15 minutes just being like, I can't buy these. I can't buy these. I wanted to buy every single one. This is my problem. I don't know how to do things in moderation. I can't. I've recently started playing Pokemon Go. I've put so many... The last 48 hours, I've put like 46 of those hours into Pokemon Go. I can't do moderation. I'm either...
Every ounce of my being is in this thing or it's not at all. I can not... The web links of it. Stop it because I won't sleep. I will just read them. I did that with Naruto way back in the day when Shippuden was still coming out. This is a lot more... There's a lot more manga on Berserk because it's been going since the 80s. I'm going to throw up. And you have all these books. People, I remember when the movies and the anime ended...
And they're like, man, the golden age, the golden age engine ended. And they're like, whoa, man, that was so good. I was like, oh, you're just like, you're a book. I think eight of 30 something books. And they're like, what? Oh, I was like, yeah, there's a lot of manga. And, but it goes on.
Again, you want Game of Thrones. People always said, did you watch Goblin Slayer? No. I've not seen it. Goblin Slayer is actually really good. Yeah, I've heard. Berserk and Goblin Slayer. But people were like, Goblin Slayer is like the dark one. They're like, man, have you ever watched Goblin Slayer? It's so hard and dark. I'm like, sweetie, you've not watched Berserk. What's that? I was like, go. And anyone that watches, I remember Darnell, he read Berserk and he got to...
He would text me. He's like, what the fuck, bro? And he's like, yo, oh my God. This is kind of... What did he say? He was like, man, there's a lot of... I forget. He said a specific word. I was like, oh, you at the...
You got the troll part. And he was like, yeah, how'd you know? I was like, I know my parts in Berserk. I know where it gets super fucked up. The anime that you have on your entire tattoo sleeve, you know? Yeah, it's weird. It's like there's a lot of... It goes dark. I have one of the dudes, he rides... If you want to know just one frame of this, if you look up... What is his name?
He's not in... They actually cut him out of the anime. They're like, no, we're not putting this anime in... We're not putting this character in the anime. He's in the manga. And I can't remember his name off the top of my head. He's one of the first apostles. He rides into battle...
So his people, his troops that he follows, they ride into battle out of fear because they know he'll murder them if they don't do what he says. Nice. They ride into battle with the torsos of women with no arms, no legs, no head, just nude on sticks and pikes. And then they ride into battle on that. Wild. I wonder why they cut him out.
And that's just like one of the characters. That must not translate to English well. It seems like something's missing there. I don't know. What does that stand for? The booty flags did not. You're like, that's lighter hearted stuff on that. It gets way worse. Way worse when you read Berserk. You're like, mother. And then no one's safe. Like 100%. Everybody's going to die.
That's the best way to... That is the best way... I mean, you look at our homeboy guts. You're like, here's the main character. He has one arm. He has one eye. He has one arm, one eye. He has gray hair. He has scars head to toe. Where'd his arm go? You have to watch it. God damn it. It's so... So what I'm saying, if I go to episode one, he's got two arms. I'm like, that arm's as good as gone. That's how it starts. God damn it.
Like when you start it, and that's what sucks with the anime, it doesn't show like, it shows very little of his upbringing and why he is the way he is. Yeah. Because it's like, oh, Guts, yeah, his father, this is like more manga if you've never read it, it's like, oh yeah, his dad...
One of his soldiers was a pedo and he gave his dad two silver to have his way with Guts. His dad was like, yeah, have fun. Guts was like five. So dude had his way with Guts without Guts, wanting it at like five or six. And then Guts murders that guy in a war because he was like, oh yeah, you did that. Shoots him and kills him. And then like, bro, that's when he's like a child. And you're like, oh, this is why Guts doesn't like to be touched. Period. Bro, it is dark. That's the darkest...
Okay, I didn't realize this is where today was going. I'll make another one of these. You're like, childhood trauma. Yeah. And how to do an anime about it. Let's make a cartoon about it. Yeah. Let's get backstory. Character development. Yeah. What are these ones? Oh, you know, My Hero Deku is just born without powers. There's his character development. He's a bitch.
Goku just had a rough upbringing. It's like, what's guts? Oh, he was pedo molested. I mean, like, hi-yah! Then he killed him. Yeah. How old was he? Six.
Today got dark. And he's the good guy? Yeah. No, exactly. It's not like good's a word. Yeah. He's not the bad guy. Yeah, well, he's not the worst guy. That's literally how they define him in the beginning. It's like, is Guts good or bad? I'm not sure. Because the people that help me is like, help yourself. God damn. And he leaves. And you're like, okay, homeboy doesn't care. It's like, he has what he cares about. And I think, God, I love that show so much.
It's so good. Y'all need to read it and watch it. No, I'm not going to read it ever. I can tell you right now. But maybe I'll watch it eventually. My Hero. My Hero. You're loving that. I love My Hero. You've watched My Hero? I'm on season three. Dude, Mike. It gets good. Yeah. Season three and four. Four is the new one. I'm right where they were getting ready to go away to the camp.
Oh, the camp. See? Yes! You're winning. It starts getting really good. Season 4, the fight. I told Batty, I was like, Batty, you'll know when that fight happens. Screeching texts that you're like, yeah! It's happening! Because, dude, you know, the animation, the music, everything about that fight sequence is done. I just want to watch it again. It's like when Goku goes Super Saiyan for the first time. You're like, what? Yeah. That, just white eyes. You're like, oh!
That's to add the spoiler-free version of how to do that. It's so good. I watched that episode I don't know how many times. I need to watch it again, honestly. Dude, it's... The hype, bro. It is the pinnacle of a hype game. The build-up to it. Because there's like the perfect level of build-up. It's not like... It's not Dragon Ball Z where they're screeching for four episodes, then they fight. No. It's like... It's like a rocky mountain climb. And then he just dives off that cliff, bro. Yeah.
No, that's like, that is the perfect example of good character development, even with a whole bunch of characters. Because you're like, I care about all the characters. You know the names. That's what I always say. It's like name. Yeah. Once you like really know, yeah. Any anime. It's like, okay, for yours is, let's, what, what is blonde guy's name? Or I mean like, yeah, exactly. On Demon Slayer. What's blonde guy's name? Oh, I don't know. What's his teacher's name?
But I know he was one of the original, like the 13th? 7th? 9th? 10th? 10th. Attack on Titan. Who is, you named the blonde guy.
The blonde guy? Aaron's second best friend. Oh, his friend? Colossal Titan? Yeah. I don't know a lot of the names for that. Usually just the ones that I really, really, really love. Aaron, Mikasa, yeah. But my hero, you can be like, yo, there's Bakugou, fucking Aaron, or not Aaron, Deku, and that's...
That's like the best part is those ones are like you know exactly their names per character. You're like, oh man, this is something that really bothered me about it though. I went from watching the dubbed, because I'm not going to lie, I will watch the dubbed anime over subbed every day of the week. And I say that because I am always doing some bullshit on my phone.
And I'll miss too much if I'm watching a sub. I can't just undivided attention anymore. I'm doing something on my laptop. I'm on my phone. I'm playing my Switch. I'm playing Pokemon. Whatever it may be, I'm doing something. Yeah. Even like the only time I'm doing something undivided is if I'm streaming. That's called ADHD. Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Look at me.
So yeah, I can't do subbed anymore. So when I have to switch from dub to subbed, like with the newest season of Attack on Titan, or it was the newer at the time of season four of My Hero, it was like a culture shock. You lose the voice. You have to try to learn new character voices because different voice actors. Then you have to start paying attention. You're like, oh fuck, now I got to remember them based off their names, not their voices. Because I used to be able to not pay attention. I'd be like, oh, I know who's talking right now. Deku's talking. And now I have to be like,
They're saying this name. Who is that? I don't know that person anymore. And so that's my big issue. So I've been trying to watch more subbed anime, but ADHD or something. I don't know. Thanks, mom and dad.
It's all your fault. Yeah, I'm dubbed. I'm a dubbed boy. I don't know how you guys do dubbed. Because it's in English, the language we speak. Uno mas tequila, por favor. I don't think that's Japanese. It might be. I'm not sure. Thank you for watching. Subscribe. We need to go.
Yeah. It's been too long. This has been going for a while. Caleb. Caleb. Thank you. How do you spell that? C-A-L-E-B-W-F-R-A-N-C-I-S. Bam! Where are we fighting? Like on TikTok? Everywhere. Do you do TikTok stuff? Are you on TikTok? Yeah, I do like a little bit of TikTok every now and then. But it's Caleb W. Francis on everything other than Twitch. That's Grizzly Puncher on Twitch.
Thanks for having me, boys. Dude, thank you for talking anime. This is a straight nerd. It offsets last episode, which was barely any nerd. It was a lot of gun stuff last time. Military. Cody, we miss you. Mr. Donut Bopperator, come home to us. Tomorrow, we'll do a podcast. So we can do one then. Perfect! We got Batty Streams on all his platforms. Batty Streams. Batty.
S-T-R-E. I'm making a new YouTube channel that's not BattyStreams. I'm going to name it like KyleIsBat or something. Everything just so you can mix it up. I hate. Love you guys. Peace.
