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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Ah, yes. Succulent Chinese meals all around. That took some practice. Over a pint or two. You didn't think about putting the... Get your hand off my... What?
Here's the joke. Microphone. Ronaldo, Moultalo. You have a look at his haircut. I don't know what he's done, but he's away. Braley throws a long pass away to Trindle. On to Kennedy. Now to Hero. Hero gives the ball to Ronaldo, Moultalo. And Roddy! The aerodynamics! The haircut! I shouldn't have bagged him because he's claimed to meet Pye. My
Oh, Mulatalo, Mulatalo. He's got a haircut. Then he scores a draw and you want to be his friend. Just take it through the replay. Oh, they pass the ball out to the left. It's one of the worst. Haircuts. I'm calling it a reverse man butt. It's awful. What's wrong? I don't see what you're doing. He's got a little puff of hair at the back of his head. It's terrible. He's growing the Felice Caffouse. Levy wants to know about the hair. What's doing with the hair? Mate, my missus is off me. She wants to ask me if I have a six-foot pole, so...
Hopefully she'll give me a kiss tonight, but she probably won't. When you're getting that bum rush backwards. You know who was great at that? Jason Riles. I'm glad it's quarter past nine on a Friday night. We've got our co-commentator talking about bum rush. It could have been bum rash. Bum rush, I had that after a dodgy vindaloo. Here's the ball coming away now. What's a kumquat? You're a kumquat. They could make the names easier, I believe. You know, the bloke who first named it said, geez...
Well firstly you have a quad
They're just working out from there. You get out a loquat? How big are they? They're not very big. People are saying they're very small. So anyway, let's get to some calls. You've got small kumquats, Gal. Can you tell if one's going to be sour and one's going to be sweet? Is there a different colour or something? No, you just bite into it and if you spit it out, it's bitter.
Wow. So did you say you had an avocado tree? Avocados grow on trees. I didn't know that. Oh, stop it. Where did you think they would grow? I don't know where they would come from. I had no idea. I've got them at home. Do you really? Yeah, just get the seed and just put it in a pot. Out of interest, where did you think avocados came from? I had no idea. I didn't even think of it. Like potatoes. Well, they just appeared from nowhere, did they? No, I thought they maybe grew in the ground. I don't know.
He's a complete idiot. I don't think he's too happy about being called Raymondo. I didn't call him that. You called him that. You just called him that. I found a way to get on side with him through our wives. Sophie and Bev get on good. You had sleepovers at his house once before, didn't you? Yeah, there was a bit of an issue there. He doesn't even know about it, so let's not talk about it. He didn't know you stayed there. What's happened here? No, no, no. I may have gone to the toilet at night time again and I...
He missed. He didn't know where the light was. Sorry about that, Ray. That's all right. He sold that house.
It's like the Caravan of Courage or whatever it was on the footy show. Flights are a big problem with me, particularly at night time. So what, you just couldn't stop? You have a rough, you know what you do? You survey the scene as best you can with touch and then you just let it go. And hope for the best. He's left a deposit at the People's Champions House. He doesn't matter, he's got a page.
No wonder he sold it. I'm in a group chat here with the manly media manager, Wayne Cousins, VIP parking for the big man tomorrow. So I've chimed in with a, what?
What's this about VIP parking for the big mutt? What's going on there? Well, I'm doing a great show on Channel 9 tomorrow. Up yours or something. What's it called? Turn it up. Turn it up. What's it actually like to play a series deciding game at Suncorp from a Queenslander's perspective? They're like an extra player for you as well. So, yeah, I played in a couple of deciders there at Suncorp Stadium and it's a different beast. How many deciders you win there, Galf?
Oh, boy. This is good stuff. Yes. Penicini got away from him. Oh, that'll do me. He's thrown it over the sideline on zero tackle. Honestly, this is first grade seriously crazy.
That's the second time they've been in the Westpac red zone. They have lost the ball on the first tackle. Who did you tip out of the All Blacks? I tipped the Eels. No, the All Blacks in England. Who did you tip in the red zone? What's that? That's high. Now apparently. Take a deep breath. He's hooked the halfback. I'd hook him too. He's been horrible.
I think he's actually cramping though. No, Gal meant not take him off. He just wants to hook him with a punch. Kyle, it's Seymour's mate. How was the old man after the game? Pretty disappointed after the game. I guess I probably didn't last too long. He was sinking piss after that. But... Have you got the buy next week? It's a piece of metal. No one cares. It's just a card. We'll have more consideration for the people next year. I do have consideration for them, you idiot!
I don't dig their door. I brought it up because it's just a topic. You've got to put your hand between. I've got to put my hand there. You want an expose, the brainy, why don't we just follow him around? Follow the big car. Shopping centres at Cronulla. Who else puts their hand on the car door? The door dinger. Tonight on A Current Affair, we expose Daryl the door dinger. He has no shame. You know what? I've got better things to do with my hand than put it between the two cars. Like. No comment.
Are you kissing the movies? No, I'm married. You take your missus and kiss there? No, but I'm just saying it's dark in the movies. Two rows of day beds, then there's recliners, and then there's your normal seats at the back. So the gibberers are up the back. Yeah, but they might be the ones that want to crack on. I hope they're watching the movie. Because they're up the back, and no one's looking up the back, are they? They're all looking forward. What movies are you watching? Debbie Does Dallas. Hey! Darryl!
What are you doing? You would have watched that at the drive-ins. It's that old. I've never watched it. Why? You're a liar, just like you're a door dinger. Yeah, there we go. Debbie does the door dinger. Ha, ha, ha.
No, he didn't. No, he did not. He's gone down to have a little sleep here. That's a post-tri celebration. Good stuff from you, Sarby. You know what he needed? He needed a Spinal Ease pillow. Well, you know what he needed? Because when he goes to have a Cheng Kung Kong tongue, he has a Jason Wasabi on it. Are you with me? Yes, I'm with you. And he finishes off with a red, an Olicatau or two. And you know, at the end of the night, he said, what about the Will Price? What?
