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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. Damien Cogney's with Josh Morris. Yeah, I got a little cookie here, mate. What about that? Scrappy conditions, but that first half he must have been impressed with. Are you sweet? You good? Got your question right? Mark Piggy-Ridell, as I say good evening to you, can you confirm or deny...
that you've had such a busy week that you've treated yourself to a day spa complete with rose petal foot soak and a 90-minute hot stone massage. It's a stitch-up. Confirm or deny? Look, I've been stitched up here, obviously, by my wife, Carly. So it's true. Well...
To an extent, yes, it is. But you know what? I was against it, but I'll tell you what, I went with it. I thoroughly enjoyed it, especially in the hot stone massage where they had the electric blanket over the top and then they peeled it back when they were obviously working on certain areas and then they put it back over you. I thought that was phenomenal. Good evening to all those people heading home looking forward to a nice dinner.
Just picturing a, you know, Piggy Riddell in the nude. I'll tell you what you do get from your hairdresser. Goss. Ooh. Like, they've always got a few... So is the hairdresser saying, what about Beryl down the streets down there? 100%. Really? Or...
these ones. When she leaves, I'll tell you something. If you'd like to come to a long lunch with the Continuous Call team, what should we start the bidding off? $1,000? Yeah, I think $1,000 is a nice starting point. $1,000, that's the opening bid, folks. You know what? We're going to throw in as well. We're going to throw in a parking spot as well. Listen, can you drop off? There's parking there. Levy will valet park your car.
Listen, you and you need to stop. You're a grump. Where did the whole parking thing come up? I don't know, but me and Big Bud just know that it irks you. It irks me because you're buying into the rubbish and pedal.
Valet parking. Throw it in as well. We were talking about things you've paid overs for and then regretted. Tim's been in touch. My ex-wife's engagement ring. Huge price, even bigger regrets. Yeah. We might touch on a story in relation to pandas.
There's a Wang Wang and Fu Ni that are being taken back to China because they haven't been breeding. Is that a deal? I'm serious. In Adelaide, Adelaide Zoo, they're shipping them back to China because they're not breeding Wang Wang and Fu Ni. Wang Wang needs to use his Wang Wang. The problem is Wang Wang and Fu Ni know bang bang.
Are they both males? No, no, male and female. So that might be why. Foo Knee, the female panda, has been seen in the past climbing her tree, this tree being the one she climbs when she's ready and willing, where she's understood to bleat a little like a sheep, her way of flirting with Wang Wang.
At this point, Wang Wang will start... You're making this up. At this point, Wang Wang will start twerking around the place, marking his territory. But Wang Wang needs to time his run appropriately, don't we all? If he gets into Funi's tree before she's ready, she'll swipe him away with a grumbling grunt. The Pandas only have a 36-hour window conceive every year.
36 hours every year. Yeah, 36-hour window to conceive. That's a very small fertility window. That sounds like me. Oh, wow. I'm phoony. You're not wang-wang. I'm not phoony. You're wang-wang. Don't go bang-bang name it. Can I tell you about the Vietnamese bakery?
And the same lady's been there the whole time. She's never, ever in my life have I seen her ring anything up on the till other than 0.00. So you pay five bucks for your bread rolls, you get your change. Are you saying it's a rort? I'm just saying. He's saying she's cash only. Why aren't you with Current Affair there? Yes. Get the cameras.
Bravo. This woman is stealing money. This just rings up zero point. And whenever we go there, I said to Lizzie, oh, you've obviously gone to the Vietnamese bracket. She goes, yep, 0.00. You're reading into it. She's got a malfunctioning till. It's been broken for 21 years.
Just it's broken for you, but it works for them. Oh, her side works. Especially if the tax officer's listening. Seriously, do we need seeds on bread rolls? So you're talking about the seeds that are decorating the tops of the bread rolls. Bobby Seeds. Bob says, hi guys, seeds are good for your gut. And best of all, they are usually free. What do the seeds do for your gut that's good? They help the digestion, Daryl. And keeping you regular.
You know what, I've only got one word for you that keeps me regular.
Laxets. I've got a box of them in my drawer. A box of them? A box of what? Are they a tablet? What are they? Chocolate lolly things. What, do you just munch on them every now and then? No, I have them when I'm feeling a little bit... I ran out of top deck. I'm concerned that you need a box of laxets in your bag. When he said he had a box of them, I'm thinking you must have had one of those things, the suppositories. Ha ha ha!
Magic cleaner, not Nappy. I think he must just have to shelve them. Can you get suppositories over the counter? Probably. He can't reach. Well, I've got my sleep apnea machine on as well. Oh, God. What?
What a sight. What a sight. A hell of an issue. I've been piggy. What a piggy. And he wonders why Darling wants him to sleep in another room. In another room. Laxatives, the sleep apnea, the suppositories. Where do you think I get the laxatives from?
This game is going to be an absolute cracker, and I can feel some of my most famous lines coming on. Like what? Well, you know, let's hope no one goes near the sideline. They should treat it like a precipice. Exactly. What did you say? I hope they treat the sideline like a precipice. LAUGHTER
Did you say precipice? If you're going to use the word, can you get it right? No, it's not a presser fist. It's a presser piss. Oh, piss. He's sounding like piss. He sounds like he's already part of it. That's you on a Saturday night when you finish work. I hope they treat the sound like a precipice. No, not a piss. They're not going to tell you that. Just a presser piss. I hope they treat the sound like a precipice. Anyway, let's buckle up. Let's buckle up. It's going to be a great night of footy.
