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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. Chicken wire mark is used when there is a timber substrate to counter any potential settlement or movement popping up off it. What do you mean, yes? LAUGHTER
What do you mean yes? Well, I was testing you. You didn't know. You wouldn't have a clue. This is the... Of course I do. This is the horticulturalist. What does Ray say? You spent more time in the Chinese restaurant than you did doing law. Chinese restaurant at Bass Hill. Beautiful. I'm a member here. There's a gym just out the back. The stadium gym. When can we do it? In the two o'clock news. Yes. Wait a minute. I've got my phone. We'll video it.
No, you've got to do it too. I don't want to do it. I'm not the one saying I can do it. Brady, I need 10 minutes to warm up. Have you got a potato peeler? I certainly do because my kids do it. So you've never peeled them? I definitely have peeled potatoes before. When's the last time you helped make dinner?
I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll tell you when. I'll tell you when. Anybody with a name starting with H is automatically Big H. Anybody. It could be Harry. It could be Henry. It could be Harold. Well, Harish. G'day, Big H. How are you? Harish. Harish, our number one tech man. I always walk into the box. I'm like, g'day, Big H. What if the bloke's five foot two? Is he still Big H? Doesn't matter. He gets Big H. So 68 coffees pays their wage for the day.
And on top of that, you're paying for the milk and the coffee and all that sort of stuff. Who said the barista will only be making coffee? What else I do? I'll have him cleaning toilets. Oh! That's just who you want making your coffee. Hold on. I've just got the dunny brush. I'm just going to scrub the brass cover here in a sec to make your coffee. How do you want your coffee? I'll have it brown, thanks. I've got an idea too that I think will boost. Why don't you make Tuesdays topless Tuesdays?
I note there's a very special guest waiting on line, Andrew from the eastern suburbs of Sydney. Are you there, Andrew? Yes, I am. It's a very sad night, someone.
What are you doing? These poor old nights. Well, we're going to cheer you up, Joey. You reckon you've got the three songs. Can we go one by one? What do you reckon number one is? Can I ask what your life's become when you've got to ring us at 5 to 11 on a Friday night? I know. How sad is it? I'm not sure.
He wins the jumper at least. We'll send him a jersey. Yes, I did play golf today, but it was the first time I had been out of the house all week. Sam. Sam.
Sounds like my week. The prosecution rest. G'day, Michelle. Big man, I've got to ask you a very big favour for my grandmother who's just turned 96. I asked her what would she like for her birthday and she said, well, can you organise the big man to sing the Eagle Rock for me? Get ready, hold on, get ready. Here we go. Hey, listen. This is for grandmama, Joe. Dance to Eagle Rock. Everybody get up. Here we go. Whee!
Oh, no. They changed the words. We need the chorus. We need the chorus. Get ready, girl. Come on, girl. Join in. Get up, you miserable thing. I'm googling potatoes. Get up. Yes, sir. Then you do the eagle rock. Hey, hey, hey. Do the eagle rock. See the stairs.
I'm just crazy. There's a couple of women not too happy with you, Daryl, suggesting that they can't read the Gregories. I think this bloke's geeing up. He goes, my wife always reads the bloody thing upside down. That's from Wayne. You would hate me.
Someone will be like, oh, how did you get there? I'm like, I don't know, M something. So we're down having a coffee at a little place near me at Sylvania. A bloke pulls up. I think it said Mr. Berry or something. You know, blueberries on the truck. He goes, oh, g'day, how are you going? Can I have a photo? He said, yeah, mate, for a free pint of the blueberries. They nailed it with the age group. It's awesome. I didn't appear, but I was 15. 15? I was a late
Bloomer. I was a late bloomer too. We know that now. Guido Hatch, it's a very good afternoon to you. Mate, I've seen a picture of the Continuous Boys, mate. The only thing continuous about you, mate, is your presence at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Mate, I remember looking at the photo. I thought, no, mate, it's a boy band.
Let's get a special comment for Castrol, Paul Gallant. Roman, you're an idiot. What did you just talk to me about? He didn't knock that on. Of course he knocked it on. It went backwards and then went forwards. It came out of his hand. Hey, Gallant, you like that? I'm back, boy. I'm back. That was crap. You're crap, Roman. Oh, there's a bird there. Oh, my. Where is it? There's a bird. There's a bird that's flying into the commentary box. Oh, no. Run.
Run for your lives. Gal, it's a pigeon. You've run away like it's a magpie or something. Oh, Jesus. Harry, can we get rid of it? We might take it. Gal, calm down. It's a bird. Relax. Harry just texted the wife, we're having pigeon for dinner, love. LAUGHTER
Just from one of our listeners on, Harry, how did Harry know that the pigeon was female? Well, it was obvious, boys, from its lack of sense of direction. My point these days is when you get the straws, the paper straws or the cardboard straws or whatever you want to call them, they seem to be a whole lot thicker. So when I put them in my mouth, I had one the other day, I put them in my mouth, yeah, like a big, like that. Yeah. I'm like,
I put it in my mouth. I'm so glad. I put it in my mouth. And then to actually suck the fluid up, it was a big effort. It was a big fat straw. It was such a big effort to suck this milkshake through the straw was a big effort. Are you saying because the straws are bigger diameter and bigger than normal straws, you're drinking it way quicker than you want to? 100%. Way faster. Maybe you thought of sucking it a bit slower. Well, maybe you found your calling in life. Maybe you're a great sucker.
This is the part where you're supposed to talk about your spine. I know, I'm just laughing. My Spinalese pillow and my mattress. Does she like the Spinalese mattress? She did this morning. That's it. No more. No more. I love my Spinalese pillow and mattress. It's absolutely brilliant. It honestly conforms to my body and I wake up every day feeling refreshed. I'm not even joking. We should have talked about the mattress. Yeah.
