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Now on Wide World of Sports, the Sunday Carve-Up. That guy, it is Mav.
Mark's younger brother so Panthers go left to right Liam Mark that's his son younger brother son brother younger brother that's a younger brother younger brother very younger brother Parramatta Eel victory is now within sight a few moments later the Penrith Panthers the never say die Chris you called it you called it and I told you not to and
And you mocked him. This will level it up. He'll get this. What is this? Chris, do not. You put enough mocks on tonight. Gatherson to level things up. Oh, no. He's missed it by all. Oh, no. He shaked it. No. What am I? You mocked him. That's what you did.
Hold on. Hey, I was too early for that. No. No. Who cued that music? Still a minute and a half. You've gone off early too, Mr. G. That wasn't me. Chris Warren has become, I would say, the biggest mock in the history of rugby league. Ha, ha, ha.
And I think you may have nailed that, Piggy, by calling him that. Let's not forget when he went to the West Tigers, they were struggling. Now they're clearly last. Just don't ask him for anything about math. Why's that? Because last night during the call, he said, Yes, and Nathan Cleary, 1,500 career points. He lines up this conversion. It sails through the post. 1,509 points. LAUGHTER
I just looked at him and said, excuse me? That's a G up. This was the audio from last night. I've just been given it. 1,505 career points. Cleary, make that 1,509. Yeah!
And he thought that we weren't going to pick him up on it. He's got a big afternoon coming up. He'll be booping himself at the moment. He said, not again. I don't have to go in there with those guys again. You think there's more Noahs on that side of Australia than this side of Australia? Yeah. Why is that? Because it's easy pickings over there. You can't say that.
It's a long way to swim over here. Look, I'm a former front rower. A lot of us front rowers were very good at basketball. So you are suggesting front rowers in rugby league are just ready-made basketballers? You know what my nickname used to be? What? Three-point big man. Three centimetre big man.
Sorry, John Holtz. Watching Nina Kennedy and the pole vaulters, would anyone else have trust issues with the pole? I think it'd snap. But I just wouldn't trust, like, it going into the ground and then relying to bend. I don't know how you're going to get that. Imagine when you've got to put it in that little hole. If you miss the hole, just get going. How would you make your life better?
Try and try again, Mark. Now is the time to buy the great deals on leading brand Fujitsu's for a limited time. Chris Lawrence. I find when I put my legs together, they get sweaty.
I usually throw one out of the bed. What would have been your leg or your pillow? You do throw a leg a bit on you. Unlike Gail. Corey Jensen. I think it's Corey Jensen goes in for a double. Not Corey Jensen. Bellamy. Bellamy. Bellamy. Billy Army Vallea, the try scorer. Here come the Broncos. Katoni Staggs gets out of the tackle. I think of Hart.
Can I talk about a mock? What did I say? You said about five minutes ago, you spoke about the battle in Hague. You said, I think Valentine Holmes just got the better of him. Well, look what just happened. Ketone's tag just made him look like a chump. You're the mock. You're the mock. I'm not the mock. And there's another mock. I just said he's been one of the great players. Chris also said they can't win. They haven't won a game. They have to be behind at halftime all year. Oh, true. Well, they're going to win. You're both mocks. I'm the mock.
You're both mocks. So you're saying with 16 minutes to go, you could be a mock as well. I could be. You're saying Brisbane are going to win. I'm not a mock. I'm saying the Broncos are home. Anthony, it's Neil Breen. Look, I'm just obsessed with Turbo. There was that missed tackle on him and then out of absolutely nowhere, he's just straight back through the middle and sets up that try. Yeah, Breeny. That was good coaching, wasn't it?
Unbelievable. Well, to bring him back in the centres and then move him to fullback. You might get a gig on this show if you wrap yourself anymore. What have you bought for Sheilas over the years? Let me say this to you, Darrell. What's the last present you bought for a girl that wasn't related to you? I know what he bought her. What?
A pump. Oh, no, what he bought her. Batteries. Darrell, every time I seem to go on social media, somebody's had another baby. And what do you put that down to? What do you put that down to? Well... Do you think they're fitter? They're probably more... Youthful exuberance. No, no, it's more than that. You have to have sex. Oh. Thanks, Scoop.
G'day, Joey. Good afternoon. I was actually down at Young yesterday. I did a speaking gig for the Young Cherry Pickers. Oh, nice. I put in an immortal performance. I don't mind seeds in them, but I don't want tightness. You've got to spit them out. I want puffy mandarins. Are you with me, Levy? I'm with you, but when it comes to the seeds, I just swallow them. Well, see... Oh, hold on a second. Mate, you might have a mandarin tree growing out of your anus one day. LAUGHTER
You've got to be careful. He went to the doctor to show the doctor. The doctor goes, they're grapes. He goes, no, they're mandarin. My wife Carly and my sister-in-law Nikki, my brother's wife, they have salad-offs each year at Christmas. I love that. A salad-off to see who has the best salad. So what do you and your brother-in-law do? Drink beer. LAUGHTER
The luxury Venetian resort, Las Vegas. The Venetian looks cracker. That'd be a nice place to start. You know what they've got on the windows? What? Venetians. All the best ones. From all over the world. Self-promoting. Come to the Venetian. The closure Venetian.
If you want to come and have a good holiday by yourself, let's go to the Venetian. One side of the building, just one whole Venetian. Pull that cord.
