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It's Sophia Franklin, and you are listening to Sophia with an F. But I think I'm in the mood for a quickie. What do you think? But...
For it to be really, really fun and for me to have the most fun, then we gotta put a little something in the vagina before the penis. You know what I'm saying? Hi, sleuths. Hi, everybody. Happy Mini Monday. Let's jump right into it because we are doing a little S.O.S.
which means we are all begging and screaming for help, including me. But for today, I am here to help you. Okay, save our sleuths. SOS question number one. Hey Soph, I noticed you mentioned taking Xanax before having anal, and I just wanted to share that I've done anal multiple times with plenty of lube and gotten fat.
hemorrhoids lol but with my current boyfriend i've used butt plugs before and i haven't gotten any also i'm on antidepressants including lexapro and lorazepam for my panic disorder i would love to hear you talk about your experience on xan which will help to destigmatize
Is this girl asking me to destigmatize the idea of taking medication that is meant for depression?
So that you can do anal. Like am I reading that correctly? I just want to make sure. Because if that's the case. Then I am absolutely here to destigmatize. You can take. If you are prescribed something. And for some reason it helps your asshole loosen up a little bit. It helps you loosen up in the bedroom. And it overall helps your sex life.
I mean, win, win, win. And your depression, I'm like, I'm not seeing a downside. I will say in my situation, I did not take the Xanax because I was going to have anal later. Like I didn't know that anal was going to happen. Those were during the years where I would take it like it was a tic-tac and go about my day.
So I didn't do it intentionally. However, I think that has so much to do with the success rate of doing anal is you have to let go. You need to unclench your butthole completely.
Which is we could talk about that more later because sometimes it's better if you do push out and act like you are doing a number two while he puts it in, which is a whole different. I can do a segment on that. But you need to let go of your worry and quite literally let go of the fear that you might poo. You might...
You might. I highly doubt it. I mean, OK, come on now. I'm not going to say I highly doubt it, but I think if anything were to come out, it might just be like a little a little skid mark. And if the dude has an issue with it, then don't do fucking anal.
Okay, bro, then just don't do it or use a condom and close your eyes. And once you finish, have your girlfriend or boyfriend take the condom off for you and flush it down the toilet. So you never had to know. And you're a pussy and you can't handle anal. So I don't know. Maybe try another hole because it's not anal. Wow. I just got like real angry for a second.
I love the idea that you used a butt plug before doing the anal. That is so major. It's this exact same thing with your vagina. Yeah.
Like, yes, sex in the moment without doing all the foreplay. Like, oh my God, it's been two months. I've been traveling. Like, I want you so bad in the bathroom stall. Just fuck me. It's fun. I get it. I've been there. But...
For it to be really, really fun and for me to have the most fun, then we got to put a little something in the vagina before the penis. You know what I'm saying? We got to get her ready and we don't want to just shock her like that. We ease her into that. Treat her like the princess she is. And so your asshole is the same thing.
So, hey, if you want to take a Klonopin or whatever to take the edge off, to try anal for the first time, I am a full supporter. I don't think it should become a thing where it's like, oh my god, like Xanax and anal night. You know how people have like, I don't know, wine and the bachelor night? I don't think it should become one of those things, but...
Sure. To try it for your first time, fucking go for it. Use drugs how they are not prescribed for you. How they are not indicated to be taken. I'm not a doctor and I'm talking metaphorically and allegedly.
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Okay, question number two. Hey girl, so since you were, parentheses, are a party girl, I've always wanted to know how people can go out so much and stay skinny. Is it coke or just a good metabolism? I'm no skinny legend and I've always been curious how girls at my college are throwing back beer and staying 100 pounds things. Mm, okay.
Can I just say I fucking love this question? Babe, it's coke. I'm just kidding. I mean, maybe for some people, but for me, that's definitely not the case. Also, coke today is like not even coke. Also, don't do coke, people. It's basically fentanyl and baking soda and baby powder and flour.
How do I stay skinny and party so much? Well, it's very interesting that you bring that up because I would stress party a lot. And drinking alcohol actually really suppresses my appetite big time.
And then if you mix that with stress, it's like the only calories entering my body are coming in from the alcohol. You know what I'm saying? And I'm just going to be completely genuine because I love you, Sleuths, and I don't want to ever be fake or lie. I think I formed this unhealthy correlation with getting the alcohol to do its job because
We can't let food interfere, which is really fucked up to think about. But to really, really answer your question, I think it can have something to do with metabolism. I think it has way more to do with your calorie intake and how much protein you're having. Because if you're just having a shit ton of calories, which is alcohol, you're
And no protein. I mean, I'll tell you this. I, for the first time in my life, have realized alcohol making me bigger. I thought it was like hormonal. I thought it was just everything in the world except the alcohol. Then I unintentionally, to be honest, didn't drink for like six, seven days. And I looked in the mirror and I was shocked.
at how much weight just fell off of my body. I didn't eat any different. I didn't work out any different. I didn't do anything different except not drink alcohol.
So but that's not what you want to hear, right? Like you are in college trying to rage and I'm not going to give you the advice that your mom or doctors or whoever are going to give you. I'm going to give you the real shit, like the real, real advice that is probably not cool and not OK. If you're gonna drink alcohol, plan to eat significantly less calories that day.
Or, and I'm not saying drink on an empty stomach because no one likes a sloppy blackout bitch. I'm just saying if you know you're going to drink, then be like, tomorrow when I'm hungover, we order Burger King. But today leading up to the drinking, I'm going to eat enough so that my stomach, you know, has a coating and I can get away with it. But I'm going to make sure it's healthy and
And also move your bod. Like nutrition is always number one, but exercise can help. And maybe eat healthy shit, but that's another thing that's really fucked up that I probably shouldn't be saying. You will be happier, healthier, and look hotter if you eat healthy in terms of your actual weight. Calories are calories. If you want to get your 100 calories from a Kit Kat bar or 100 calories from an avocado,
Your body will process it differently, but the weight gain will be the same. Okay. And that's what I have to say about that. Last question. Okay. Question number three. Hi, Sophia. What do you reply back to a guy who sends you a hot nude, not just a dick pic?
Like what do you respond with exactly? Sometimes I'm awkward and don't know what to say. Thank you. What do you reply back to where he sends you a hot nude, not just a dick pic? I want you right now. Your body is insane. I'm not going to be able to get this picture out of my head. I can't stop thinking about the pic you sent me. I want to show you later how much I love the picture. I'm wet right now.
You look like the Statue of David sculpted by Michelangelo. Very, very simple, girly. Very simple. But just make sure to not say specifics like, oh my God, that six pack. Oh my God, those biceps. Like, no, just you could just say you are so fucking hot. I have never been this horny for someone.
I have never wanted someone this bad. I'm pretty sure it's listed like 78 things. Okay, sleuths. I love you guys so much. And I will talk to you next week. Bye.
