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It's Sophia Franklin. You are listening to Sophia with an F. And the F is for phenomenal. This podcast is rated F. Perfect. You are chaos. No, no, no, no, no. 325 AM. You're making appointments for your own podcast. And I fucking am still answering you. I'm a pussy. What do you mean?
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I think you would know about that. It was just... I don't know about anything. I don't, like, I... I don't either. People get canceled and the next day there's something new. Like, it's just like... I know, but I also just don't keep up with... Right. Do you? I mean, I see the news cycle and shit and, like, you know, and then it just... Like, you're on social media a lot. Oh, yeah. All the time. To find girls to fuck. Yeah, it's a kind of... It's my dating app, you know? It's my dating app. And I'm always getting, like...
like endorphin rushes from different apps. Like if it's not Raya, it's Instagram. Wait, I love this. Some girl just like hit me on TikTok and now she's like following me. Like, you know, it's like always like a different kind of thing that happens like on my phone. It's actually like, I don't love it. I wish that same thing happened in the real world more, but like, it's also not like feasible.
What? Like right now. I mean, like, yeah, like you took like four years to fucking sit down with you because you're such a flake. Okay, let's talk about our history because you know what? Pull the fucking text. Let's pull up the text. Because I need to make sure you're telling the truth. Okay. Can I start? February 4th, 2022. Yo, it's Vinny. Gotta read your part. Hi, when should we meet up? Hold on. I didn't finish this.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Okay. So then I said an hour later, you free tomorrow night. I said, yes. Would you want to record for like 45 minutes at my place before super laid back, chill, and then we go. Now let me set some context here. I'm a fucking hustler. Let me set some context here. Coming from the podcast world and whatever,
I get that she wanted a guest to record for her show. But I hit you up, and this is not a bad thing, but I hit you up just to meet up with you, not on some business. Why does it have to be to fuck? First of all, you're lucky if I want to fuck you, okay? I don't necessarily want to fuck everything with a vagina.
Okay, so I don't know if that was the case. Okay, I mean, your body count that you mentioned earlier. The body count happened because of the fame and because they were great women. It wasn't like I was just fucking, I mean, okay, maybe there were some years where I was just fucking everything. Okay. But a lot of it was because it's unnatural for,
for a man just to have that much, just to go on appearances every day and just be like the most beautiful girls that are like cool and chill that just like wanna hook up. Like have you ever been to Canada? Those girls are lit, they're hot and they have good personalities and they have healthcare and educated. - Are they more like
sexually liberated yes they're liberated in every way there i mean you can get one night stood i don't have that thing by a girl like as easy as like a guy does it to girls here i like they're mad chill and there's never any it's all equality there i love that yes let's move there
together um okay i'm sorry you're my guest continue okay so you're free tomorrow night the podcast thing i was a little perturbed by that which is okay but then she said yes sir and i said okay where do you live so like i was on board with it so this is already going in my favor
I said, you can come to mine. What do you need to bring? Wow, look at me going along with what you want. The ladies wants and needs, okay? Okay, what time should I come over? This is 1046 p.m. I said like nine, okay? The next day, February 5th,
3.25 a.m. Okay, I'm 85% sure that will be perfect. But could you do Sunday if not? So he hits me up in the fucking middle of the night. Next day, I respond. I should have been like, this bitch is crazy. Let me know. I probably can't record Sunday. So I answered her the next day. That was mean. And then she goes...
8 51 p.m. that night, she goes, hi, babe, just woke up and just seeing this. You still want to do something tonight or could we pick a day? I'll be here till Wednesday, I think. And then I actually responded to you and I said, ah, I made plans. Hit me this week. OK, perfect. You're chaos. No, no, no, no, no, no. Are you fucking kidding me?
That was all over the place. 325 AM. You're making appointments for your own podcast. You showed up late to your own podcast today. I've never laughed this hard in my entire life. Oh my God. And I fucking am still answering you. I'm a pussy. What do you mean? The way that I still respond to you flaky girls is fucking like, like someone should fucking like. All men love flakes. No, we don't love it. It's whack. But the thing is.
The thing is, I'm not doing the flaky shit on purpose. Great. So you just have a mental illness. Absolutely. Okay, but it's not a good mental illness. I have mental illnesses. I'll get on medication, babe. I promise. No, I have mental illnesses too, but I'm still respectful of other people. It's not in me to ignore someone for that long. Okay, listen. How could you make a plan with somebody, leave them in limbo? This is not just to you. I'm projecting to a whole group of women out there.
And men. And men, sure. But how could you put somebody in limbo and then... I told you this is going to be saucy at this point. And then expect them to still answer you, respond to you, or even you wanted me to meet up with you that night at 9 p.m. Because you just woke up. Who wakes up at 9 p.m.? It's giving crackhead. Okay, so that is when I first...
moved back to the city and I was in full crackhead mode. Okay. Self-awareness is good. I'm sorry, what year was that? That's insane. It wasn't that long ago. It's 2024.
Wow. It's been two years. Okay. I've grown a lot. You didn't. You showed up late today. Sophia and I did back-to-back podcasts today, okay? Plug your podcast. Something went wrong with Vinny. No one watches it. It's fine. We did this podcast, and then...
Hers was going to go first at 430 and mine was going to be at six. OK, and then I was, of course, like a responsible 36 year old man. I show up to do her podcast at 430. OK, then she sends me a text and she goes, can we switch? And you you go first and then I go second. I said, sure, we could do that.
The reason she was doing that wasn't out of the kindness of her heart. She knew that she was going to be late to what was originally her own first podcast. And then we show up and then I'm here for you for your podcast. It ends up turning into my podcast. She was a half hour late. But my point is that nothing changed. You're hitting the vape. You're showing up half hour late. Oh my God. You're a nice person. I like you, but it's still giving the chaos. Okay. If my biggest flaws, you know what?
I was a little flaky and aloof. I think your reaction, it's also kind of a test. Perfect. No, I'm being so nice to you. You're gaslighting me. It's perfect. I'm answering you. Anybody else would have been like, fuck this girl. Oh, I made other plans. Oh,
You hit me at nine o'clock that night to hang out. Is there not? That night. Okay. You know what? We're reeling it back in because we're not going to, this is like a five hour conversation. Okay. We're going to talk about this all day. Yeah. Let's just, let's move on from the text messages. I don't know why you keep trying to act like you're not trying to fuck, but it's fine. I don't know. I don't know if I would fuck like.
Are you good? Do we mesh? I really don't just fuck random vaginas. I really don't. I know you think that.
I'm sorry, are you on planet Earth in the same studio I'm in? Because you just talked about how you would let any fucking Canadian girl suck your dick any night of the week. First of all, not any Canadian dicks. I mean, any Canadian girls. Those are hot girls. They're fucking awesome. They check a lot of boxes for me to get to that point with them. Okay, so I'm going to stop you right there. I'm in an unnatural place where, like, I get...
those amazing girls that have... And it was because of fame. I'm not going to lie. Like, I'm a fucking six normally. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? But it's... The fame makes me like an eight. And that gets me... I would give you higher than a six. Depends. If it's like my... Because, you know, I do Chippendales too. Yes. So if I'm doing that, then like I'm more of like a nine.
nine, eight. Okay. Right. It's relative. It's relative. I'm honest. Like who's a 10? The tall guy from Euphoria? You want to know something? Did you watch Salt Burn? No, the one on Prime. It's the movie. Yeah, yeah. I didn't watch it. I thought every other dude in the movie was hotter than Jacob Elordi. Okay. Yeah.
They were probably hot. Well, they weren't hot, but they were just dark and had personality and had like something to them. Their skin was dark or they were just dark? Nope. They were dark in the mind. Twisted. Okay. In the mind. Yes. Clarified, period. Very. Okay. And below the belt. I just, I can't. So you are calling me out on...
All like basically breaking down a list of red flags that I have. Breaking down a list. I'm not breaking down a list. I'm noticing them. I'm noticing them and I call them out as I see them.
Okay, flaky vape. Flaky vape. That's it. Well, I don't know much else about you. You know what I'm saying? Well, we just. Are you looking for marriage? Are you like single independent woman CEO shit? No, we spoke about this. We did. I'm looking for marriage and children. I'm a little bit conflicted. Red flag. Because I really want my career to take off. Red flag, okay.
Women with a career is a red flag to Vinny and just let that be known. You know, we all have to kind of like address this situation from a more adult standpoint, not just like rainbows and unicorns and we could all have everything. Life is about trade-offs, okay? So when two people are coming together, it's almost like forming a business. It's like we're going to get married. What are you going to bring to the table? What am I going to bring to the table? Oh, I like that. I've never thought about that.
Right, because this is how the world should be thinking about it. This is not all rainbows and unicorns where it's like, I get Jacob Elote. What the fuck is his name? I don't think... Jacob Elote. Elorte. I love Elote. And he's going to be rich and he's going to be my husband. I don't think about shit in terms of rainbows and butterflies. All right, good. I think the opposite. Very pessimistic. Okay, well, I'm just... No dad. Mm-hmm.
Vinny asked me. He just voluntarily left her. I said, dad is not in my life. Vinny said, oh, he passed away. I said, no, just voluntarily. Not in my life. I was like, this is how socially awkward I am. She's like, yeah, I had no dad. I'm like, did he die? This is me flirting. And then me having to respond with,
No, he like knows I exist. He just doesn't talk to me. Okay, back to your point. So I have a pessimistic view. But you said something about intentionally dating and you said it's really fucking hard. Which is insane to me. And I think for a lot of women who listen to my show because...
I always assume, okay, girls in their late 20s, early 30s are showing up to the date and trying to figure it out right away. And letting the guy know, I'm serious. I'm on a clock, right, to have kids. Well, that's default. We know that. You don't have to tell us that. Okay. I mean, I would never say it. But I'm just saying it's this –
Thing where people assume women 30 and above are desperate. I don't think people are aware of that clock as much as they should be. Men as well.
I think everybody should be aware of the clock more. I agree. But... You're right. When the people know the clock, that's when they start to show up to the date with different vocabulary. But does that turn you off? If a girl shows up to a date like that? You're the only dude on the planet that I know. Because I'm a fucking 36-year-old man who is welcoming and ready for that. A 26-year-old guy is not going to have the same conversation. But men that are especially... Okay, so my, like...
uh, HODM, like my retired thought world, like it could be a red flag. I get it. But at the same time, it's kind of like, I've already done that. I've been there. Like I get like unlimited shit like that. So like that shit doesn't excite me. Like my unusual hit the lottery situation set me up better for this because like a guy that
just started making money at 36 because those are the words just got a job and girls are just getting finally is able to buy a bottle Zuckerberg types actually maybe he was young I don't know he's been married forever whatever the real nerds the nerds like when they what I know guys that have like millions and millions of dollars recently because like they like started like an oil company and it got bought by like
thing and those guys are like fucking like just experiencing what it's like to be around women yeah they're so excited they're out every night you know what i mean they're trying to be cool can't buy cool by the way and they're trying that so hard and like for me i've been fucking one oak since i'm 21 years old yeah that shit is nothing for me you know what i mean like it's like
You know, again, my flaws definitely come into account and I'll tell you all my red flags on the first date. But at the same time, I am ready because like I have done all that before. I am aware of the clock. I don't want to die alone.
and I'm becoming more successful actually. Like I've just like with all my random shit that I do, like, and when I say the, the world might not see it as that, but my bank account does, which is what's most important. And it would be nice. Your bank account. Sure. Which one? There's like 10. Okay. And I have a real estate portfolio too, but it would be nice for a woman to kind of be there to hold that down to kind of like be supportive to be like when I'm, it's, it's, it's fucking annoying. Like,
going and doing like these like reality shows that i do and shit like it would be so nice to like call somebody you need a support system yeah it feels so good and i've had it i know what it feels like and and i'm looking for that you know so that's why i say those things on the first date and it's like it's like i'm some women are looking at me like i'm crazy so women i'm like girl like i'm trying to move you into like a fucking penthouse in soho and be loyal to you like what's so bad about that
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If I had to guess. No, they're not thinking about it. They're still in this other. Oh, it's because you're dating 20 year olds. They're in the Sophia 22 era. That couldn't even text back because she was fucking waking up at 9 p.m.
That was one time. That's all it takes. You cannot, I'm sorry, my history is not in those five text messages. Okay, but you're saying women have like an adverse reaction to it. That's crazy to me. It's not adverse. It's not like, oh my God, I, well, yeah, sometimes it is adverse. Sometimes it's like a little bit like, how dare you? But for the most part,
It's like they just don't get it. They just don't understand what's happening and what they don't get, which is the most important part, is that as you're being nonchalant about this shit, I'm fucking going somewhere else.
You know what I'm saying? Like that's like the biggest part you're missing out on. And like, you know, it's like that, that joke, like there was like a flood and like God, Noah's Ark, something like that. Like God kept sending like somebody like a boat and then he sent somebody like a dolphin to ride. And then the guy was like, the guy was like, I'll get the next one. I'll get the next one. And then little by little, God got, the guy died and then he gets to heaven and then he's like, God, what the fuck? Like, why didn't you, why didn't you save me? He's like, I sent you four boats.
I am the boat, you know what I'm saying? And no one's jumping on it because they're fucking like, oh, I got to go to the box. The box is a club, by the way. But I do find it alarming. So if you go on a date with a girl...
We're still podcasting, by the way. If you go on a date with a woman or a girl, because I know you like early 20s or whatever. Well, I don't like early 20s, but they'll... Go ahead, go. They'll be... There's green flag qualities about early 20s, but there's also red flags. What are the green flags? The green flags is that they are...
You know. You can kind of mold them into what you need. Well, first of all, like, less bodies. Yeah.
They're less ran through when they're in their early 20s. Do vaginas get bigger the more they've been ran through? I don't notice that. I don't notice that. Mentally, they feel bigger. Okay. Mentally, I'm like, wow, this is huge. But I don't know. Okay. Because that's not factual. I don't think so. I don't think like literally, you know what I mean? It's more of just like a... A mental thing. For like an alpha dominant type of dude, like they just don't like that. They like when it's like more, you know... Like virgin? Yeah.
No, I don't really like virgin. Just like more like I told you on the other podcast, like thought out relationship type of girl that has, you know, acquired bodies in like a somewhat responsible way. You know, you would not totally think there's a double standard between male bodies and women bodies. So anyone who says otherwise is delusional. And also like most of the women that I get into that debate with, they.
I go, okay, what's your body count? And they always say it's something low. So I'm like, you're fighting for something that you don't even, you're not even on the same side of because you're trying to defend women. You know what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. It's never, it's never that, you know? Well, from my point of view, and we spoke about this on your podcast, I recently came to the realization that I care about body count when it comes to men. Right. So you can, so, so, and you know what?
You'll never, ever hear me or usually another guy get offended by that. That's your standard and that's fine. I don't necessarily agree with it. I think men are going to fuck more than women. Yeah. Okay. I agree. I do think when you start to get into like male sex addict territory, not me, not me. You start, it starts to get weird. Cause I, I'm a guy, I know, I know guys. And like, there are some that are fucking weird.
Can you tell me what weird is? I have accumulated quality bodies, again, because of my unnatural situation. Yes. But there are like my friends that aren't famous that are just out here fucking everything. It starts to get weird. And what do you think that's about? Like, why are they doing that? Oh,
Um, it's just like, I don't know. It's just men. It's just men like trying to get a nut off. Just trying to fucking horniness, horniness, trying to conquer the world. They're fucking like, you know, spreading their seed there. They're at a club. They're drunk. You know, they still go out. I don't go out. I'm like a grandpa. I go out like fucking like once a month. I don't even put myself in the position to be tempted. And when I do go out now,
The last thing I want is some fucking girl at my house that I don't know. My point is there should be a red flag territory for a male body count as well. I just think that the scale is different for both.
And I think that double standards exist both ways. Okay. I know that I'll get ripped apart for this, but no, I have plenty of double standards that women it's in the favor of women. And I don't care. I don't complain about it. It just is what it is. You know what I mean? I agree with you. This is the one thing that not only is it a double standard. Women are most women or a lot of women are on the side of the men where they actually prefer that he's gotten laid before.
It shows a sign of power, that he has resources, that he has money, that he's good-looking. You want a weird, virgin, techie, dweeb guy that can't get pussy? No, but I mean, come on. We're talking hundreds. Like, in the hundreds, I'm going to start... To be like, this guy's a problem. I don't know if it's a problem. He can give you the ick. Okay. You know, it's funny because we were talking a little bit over there, too. Like, I'm...
I'm not like a I'm sort of like a, you know, conservative red pill guy when it comes to like the double standard in the body count, which I don't even think it is. I think it's just fucking common sense. But like, I'm also like a sexual deviant and open about other things that they would never do. So what do you look for?
Okay, so I was going back to the other thing is which is like you, I wouldn't have a problem if my girl was into girls. And like, obviously, it's for like the you know, like the the threesome fantasy or blah, blah, blah, but I might have been like going into that like, even like that that much. It's like, all right, like, to be honest, like I've gotten into like med because like, I've dated like, you know, like bottle girls and shit before and they're all like wild and they're all like, I want to have a threesome and it never happens.
it's just why it's because like they're not really into it i feel like they just say it yeah just like say it but then like once it happens like like i would if i ever dated like a truly like bisexual woman that like i want her to like it more than i like it i want it to be her idea i want to be like babe can we fuck this girl like that's fucking creepy you know what i'm saying but like i want her to be like oh my god like i really want those big ass titties right now you know what i mean well not you because you like
I don't like masculine no you like masculine you like um true got butch lesbians yes I do yeah I don't know I don't know if I can get behind that even though on Jersey Shore I had I had a threesome with two really butch lesbians once it was kind of fun were you like how fucked up were you on that show I was drunk every night I never never to where I lost my mind but like never black out I don't I've never I never blacked out in my life I'm a good guy never done a drug in my life
Wow. Yeah, just drinking and just, you know. But how would you never black out? Like, that's what you guys do. I mean, I've had, like, where the night becomes, like, bits and pieces, but I've never, like, had, like, a hangover night where, like, I don't know what the fuck happened the last night. Right. And it's on camera. I would, mm-mm, that would not be good for me. Yeah. I think threesomes are overrated. It depends. If you're really truly having a...
If you're a sexual person, do you like porn or no? If you like porn, you're a sexual person and you find a couple, three people, I have to do the math on that, that are truly into it and everyone's vibing and you all had a couple drinks together and there's no insecurity because the guy knows what he's doing. The guy has to know what he's doing. Most men, when they're having a threesome, they're going to be like so...
excited and shocked that they're gonna be like, oh my god, like I'm fucking two girls. You know what I mean? Like, you gotta like fucking sit back, baby. You gotta like have a drink. You gotta let them, you know what I mean? Like, if the vibe is right, it could be like a really, really good time. You know? I think I was too young. That's rare. That's rare. I think I was too...
Like, immature sexually to enjoy it the way I should. Right. And also, like, my boyfriend at the time was... Was it with a boyfriend? Yeah. Okay, so you were willing to bring someone else in. 100%. And was it... Was there any jealousy? Did it turn bad? There was definitely some jealousy. But I had hooked up with girls, just me and a girl, before him. Okay. But I think...
Yeah, maybe I didn't. But with the guy with the boyfriend, it wasn't like a good situation because because I think that that's a wiring in the brain that's either there or not where a woman is.
literally can like just like experience that and watch that happen and like be turned on by it versus like oh my god like i can't believe i have to stomach this and just deal with it for my man i would say i was somewhere in between because i do find women attractive it's hot like the whole thing is hot but then after you come it's like what are we doing here yes
Yes. I remember like we did a threesome and then we had to drive her home and she sat in the front seat of the car. What? He made you sit in the back? What?
That's bad. See, he doesn't know what he's doing. What? How did that even happen? I have no fucking clue. Does he just say like, hey, she's the guest. No, she sat in the front and I just, I didn't. She got to know her role. Yeah. There were, there were a lot of things. Girl, you got to sit in the back. You got a special car seat.
The unicorn, the threesome girl. The threesome girl. Yeah. She sat in a car seat. She watched a little movie in the back. Yeah. No, he... And you guys, like, you know, talk. He gaslighted the fuck out of me.
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I have actually experienced a relationship where it functioned pretty well. Like, you know what I mean? Like she, she just didn't have that wiring. And also like, I never approached it from a place where I was begging for it, where I was thirsty for it. He always has to be the one initiating it. Honestly, like it was like her friends.
Oh, and it was her friend. Yeah. And I know that a lot of girls like, no, it can never be my friend. I'm like, no, girl, it should be your friend because like. Really? Well, then how is it going to happen? I don't mean like your best friend. I mean, like, you know, like maybe an acquaintance or something. OK, friend. Yeah, because like. Not bestie. Because if it's me doing it, then now we're talking about me initiating it. And it's weird. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I had a court and pick up this girl. Yeah.
But if it's you, because you truly are want to like do this and you're like a sexual kind of girl, then it's all coming from a place of you. And then when it comes to the man, like, listen, most again, some men, most men probably don't know how to handle the situation. Me personally, if I ever did that,
That other girl, I wouldn't give a fuck about her. I love one person. I love my girl. We're going to fucking cuddle after, after I come all the fucking sexual deviance goes out the window. I become a little other girl sleep. Um, the other girl doesn't sleep over. She leaves. Wow. We drove the girl home too. And she sat in the back.
Okay, see we drove her home the morning after and she actually slept in the middle Oh like a child like you were babysitting. Yeah, that's cute. Nah, I'm not even joking I mean look like I haven't had this by the way, like this is this has only happened to me Like a couple times in my life years ago. I'm sure there's all different scenarios if it was 5:00 in the morning I wouldn't like just kick some poor girl out. Um, but you're not gonna be like let's all sleep in the same bed I love my sleep
I can barely sleep next to one person in the bed, let alone two. Yeah. I feel like love you to sleep next to you. Wow. Sleep to me is more intimate than sex.
Okay. Kissing is more intimate than sex too. Okay. You can fuck with a condom on. You're not even like technically not even touching the person. You're just like inside of them. But kissing with anal. What? Anal is like not inside of them. You've had hookups where you don't kiss. And what do you do when they try to kiss you?
I'm just like kiss their neck a little bit. It is like, let's go down there. Bob and weave. Yes, Bob and weave. I think they kind of understand it too. They don't like, it's like a mutual thing. Like they just kind of. I would never understand that. I'd be shocked. Yeah. I'd kiss you though. Cause you're like kissable. You know what I mean? But like, so maybe that's just like what guys feel towards you. Okay. That's the nicest thing you've said to me. From a nice guy. I'm just like realistic, Sophia. So you said you had a,
threesome with a relationship that you were with but have you ever had a threesome as part of someone else's relationship like where they brought you into it no good green flag
Why? Because women feel like they wouldn't have a threesome with their person because they love the person and they're attached to the person. Okay. But they'll willy-nilly do it with a third party because they don't care about the person. Yeah. Well, you've never done that. I've never done it, but I understand that concept. I understand the math and the logic of it. Okay. But at the same time, I don't. Why? Because, like...
Some dude is with his girl and they're using you as like some third party prop and like having a threesome with you.
And you're sucking his dick and you're doing all the things. I wouldn't be doing that. But you're not doing it with your man because you love him. I wouldn't suck the dick. The man that you love should fucking, if anything, get everything. You know what I'm saying? Why is this random dude getting your threesome but the other guy can't have it because you love him? Like, oh, lucky him. We have to ask. He's providing for you. He's protecting for you. We need to ask the real question. Threesome, you and another dude and your girl. That's the real question.
That's a train. It's only a threesome if the guys are bisexual and fucking each other. What are you talking about? Sophia. Two straight dudes can DP one girl. It's called double teaming. And they're not bi or gay. It's not a threesome. It's called double teaming. A threesome is when two girls and a guy or three girls.
Okay, would you be down with your girlfriend, you, and a dude? Personally, no. Why? Because it's, first of all, we're different animals, double standard. It's not the same thing. I don't want to see my woman doing all that. I'm just a possessive guy. I told you I want her to have a low body count. What makes you think I want to have a fucking dick in her ass and pussy? What if it's in her mouth? Sure.
That's even worse. We talked about this. I'd rather you get fucked than suck dick, actually. Okay, I love that comment. I mean, I don't prefer it. I'm not encouraging this. I'm just saying. No, because one time I was on a date with this girl. I need more wine. One time I was on a date with some girl. I'm just going to start chugging the bottle.
I mean, I tried for it and we were all for the cause and you stopped it. The podcast is over. I got to find a date to go on now after this. Okay. Start scrolling. Yeah, not going to be you, vaping big vaperson. The fact that me vaping. Oh, such a red flag. That means like you guys suck on that thing like you're fighting for your life. You've seen me suck on it once. I've been here for hours. And when you did, you were like making up for lost time. This shit was like 15 seconds.
Wait, what was I saying? Oh, sucking dick versus getting fucked. No, because this girl was like, she was like on a date with me and she was telling me like her job, which thing, like she worked in like a poker room type of thing. Okay, so she, yes. Right, so...
She was a bottle girl slash waitress for poker parties that are underground and would like massage them and do whatever. Right. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. And then she like, then like, we're on like a third course, like in between like the steak tartare and the fucking Caesar salad. She's like, I'm like, so what do you do? Because I know what she does. So I know she's not like fucking like the Virgin Mary, but...
She's like, oh, yeah, I do these things. She's like, I get guys drinks. Like, sometimes, like, I'll give them massages. And I'm like, all right. Like, I'm kind of on... I don't love it, but, like, I'm like, all right. Like, welcoming, accepting, feminism. And then all of a sudden, she's like, oh, but, like, you know, if they give me $5,000, I'll give them head. And I'm like...
Like, my fucking jaw dropped. The fucking steak dropped out of my mouth. I'm like, I can't believe I have, like, three more courses because I'm a foodie. So, like, you know, this is big to me. You don't just drop a bomb like that mid-bomb dinner to me. Okay, I... And I'm like... I'm like... Now we just get into this whole other side debate versus, like, what's more, like, violating to the male brain of, like, you know what I mean? And all the feminists are going to say, like, I'm weak and, like, blah, blah, blah because I can't, like...
accept my woman i can't handle my woman sucking 30 dicks at the same time which i can to be my friend but maybe not my wife i don't know where this is going we have to cancel i don't know i don't
I don't know where we might have to. Yo, I didn't want to do your podcast. I didn't want to say anything crazy. And I ended up being the craziest. I'm sorry. Do you remember how we ended yours? Wait, so we got to wrap this up. All right. Well, speaking of wrap it up, sucking dick, even if it's with a condom or whatever, to me, like if I had a gun to my head, like, what would you rather do? I'd probably rather the sex part because it's not really as intimate. You'd rather a guy fuck me than me suck his dick.
I would rather both, but if I had to choose, yes. Because the suck in the dick, you're on your knees. The guy doesn't have to do anything. He's laying back in this like, he's like totally like thinks he's like the shit. You know what I'm saying? If he's trying to fuck you, he's going through it. He's fucking nervous. He probably can't get his dick hard. He's having pain and struggle. And even, okay.
That's probably what's happening. But even if it's not happening and he's able to pull it off, he's probably like, it's not that intimate. You know what I mean? Like you guys aren't kissing each other, especially in that. Are you saying guys have a hard time fucking me? No, but I'm saying like when a guy has to, when a guy gets his dick sucked, he doesn't really have to perform. Okay. He has to perform when he's fucking. I forget that dudes have feelings. So I want him to go to some kind of like, yeah, they dudes have feelings. I forget that. Right. And I want him to go to some, I just had a whole psychology episode. I can't believe this is following it, but this is why I need therapy.
but he has to go through something. And when he's just getting a dick suck, he just has to lay back and like, you're the one doing all the work and shit like that. So I'd rather him have to go through some like, kind of like mental anguish or something like that. And it's like when a girl has to get on top.
When does that happen? Exactly. Close to never. For five fucking seconds. I know. And they don't even know what they're doing when they're on top. It's too much pressure. What should you do? Nothing. Is it grind? Just give good head. Just give good head and let the fucking guy take over. Because really, what else are you doing besides that? Putting your fucking ankles behind your ears that's only you like? We don't even like that. What if I'm like not? We're like on like a fucking like weird workout bench where I'm holding your ankles and you're like bending up like a pretzel. It's so stupid. Oh, wait. I forgot. You like to soak.
I like to soak. I like to be passionate. I like to be like sensual. So soaking means penis. I like to have a connection with somebody. You don't have a connection if you're just fucking like crazy. Okay, but you just parking your penis in a vagina. We're spooning, but while we're spooning, I'm inside of you. Okay, so tell me the green flags. Of who? You? No, please no. That would be tough. Green flags on a first date, a girl that you would want to marry.
That give marriage material vibes. Okay, so it would be... Because I'm taking notes too. Again, this is for me. Every guy is going to have a different answer to this, okay? Because some guys might love a famous woman that has a lot of money. I totally accept that, okay? I personally, I feel like that's more of my role because of what I've accomplished and who I am or whatever. I am not looking for that. I'm not looking for the power couple shit anymore.
but I'm also not looking to split the bill with you. I'm also not looking to split the bills with you. I'm willing to pay for everything. I'm going to be the gentleman. I'm going to pay for it. I want you to be able to like pay for your own hair and nails and like buy me like a fucking pair of sneakers once in a while out of just like a gesture. You know what I'm saying? But for the most part,
I'm going to want that, right? So a woman that's doing that will be looking for the same thing. She'll be looking to do a, for a provider because she wants to become a mother. She wants to become a mother. No one's forcing her. She just has this innate thing inside of her that she wants to become a mother. She's looking for a guy to provide resources for her so her kids don't starve to death in a cave.
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Okay, yes, but I want children. Do you? Yes. Okay. So you know life is about trade-offs and sacrifices. So you might have to... Reel back the career shit? Whatever it is, you have to figure out that whatever guy that you want, I don't know what that guy is. For the general population, that like decent looking... I don't really care about that part. Decent looking, athletic...
I don't care about that. I mean, you should a little bit because that shows that they have they care about like, like, brain, but it's not about aesthetic. A guy that's into his fitness cares about his health and his body and he's committed to something he's disciplined. So a guy that makes his bed every day. You should get what a guy that makes his bed every day. Okay, that fine. Okay, same thing. I'd rather he be intelligent. Okay, but you know, and you could be both.
For the general population, good looking guy, has money, has no kids, gonna be loyal to you, all that shit. You have to ask yourself, what does that guy want from me? Not what do you want? You can have what do you want in here somewhere. Yeah. But you're trying to seduce him. You want to know what does he want. And what he wants probably at his life when he's 40 something years old is to start a family and to have kids. He doesn't want to go to Little Sister.
There's a lot. He doesn't want to go to the box. I don't think you've been out enough recently. I have. There's a lot of 40-year-old dudes and older who are trying to go to the box. Yeah, but those guys either, like I said, just came into money. Yep. Or maybe they're even on their second marriage. They've already had kids, and now they're going into their party boy era or something like that. You know what I'm saying? Or they're just like pieces of shit. Guys are fucking disgusting. I agree.
Guys are horrible. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not including them. I'm including, like, a good guy, whatever. What does that... I'm not saying bend the knee to, like, random fuckboys. Do it to, like, good men. Do you think men can be loyal forever? Yes. For an entire lifetime? Do I think that it is possible? Yes. Do I think that realistically...
It'll be, it depends. Like it could be a struggle for some men. It could be easy for some men. Okay. A lot, a lot of that's a broad statement. We can mix in religion to it.
Like Steph Curry, I don't know if he's loyal. He's a fucking superstar. He might be because he's so religious. If you tap into religion, you can kind of like get that maybe someone being loyal. I think also that's why it's important to go with your physical taste. So all you people that are like, oh, like, why does he only date a certain type of whatever?
No, it's important. You're going to be with this person the rest of your life. They have to push that button the rest of your life. It can't just be like, oh, I think she's pretty today. But it's like you're a fucking guy that loves giant natural titties. You know what I'm saying? And she doesn't have them. No offense. So I just objectified a girl again. We'll take another sip. The sip of nothing. And by the way, B cup. We're working with a B cup. A red flag to me is...
Any dude with even a teeny tiny bit of clout. Could be. I don't like that. Bye. Athlete, bye. Reality show, bye. DJ, bye. Oh, man. I don't... Instagram following. You're smart. You're smart. Entertainers and the entertainment industry...
is not something that's, it's a whole other world that I think that everyone's a little bit fucked up and twisted and kind of have to like meet each other in the middle in certain places of different things. It's not a traditional middle America like I come from, like I work in finance and you work in fucking your kindergarten teacher and we come together. It's not that, you know what I mean? But you're a little fucking edgy too. So I think that that's why you fall into that world. You know what I mean?
That's true. So here we are. What's up, baby? What's good? What are we doing after this? You know what I'm saying? I don't know. The amount of shit you talk to me, like, I don't know. Well, it is what it is. Girls like me because I'm so honest. Girls love you. I say things that every, like, first of all, I'm just telling you the truth and that most men think. I'm like a, what's that? Like a...
Like an inside... Like I shouldn't be saying these things that men do. But I say them to women, you know what I'm saying? Yes. I'm like riding on them, you know? Yeah. But I don't give a fuck. Fuck them. You're a rock. Yeah. But I also, you know, I love women. I have...
I know men, you know. No, I think that very few men are as in touch with their feelings. I know that sounds corny. Oh, yeah. Men touch my feelings. Maybe not your feelings, but you're just you're intellectually you understand emotions and you have a high EQ. That's it. I live it. I live it. I'm in this world. I'm doing the dates. I'm doing the thing. I mean, like there's nothing fucking. It's authentic. I'm fucking once in a while. If I have a connection, I have a connection with somebody.
Yeah. And that's it, you know? And that's it, guys. And that is Sophia with an F. Wow. That's Sophia with an F and Vinny with a V. That's Sophia and Vinny with a V. Thanks. I have a new podcast. It's called Something Went Wrong with Vinny. And something did go very wrong at the end that I hope won't make it, but you should go check it out. What? What went wrong? I don't know. Oh, at the end of the other one. At the end of yours. Oh, my. That was so cute. That was so cute. But yeah, follow me everywhere.
Bye, sleuths. Love you so much. Oh, my God.
