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It's Sophia Franklin and you are listening to Sophia with an F, but I think I'm in the mood for a quickie. What do you think? I love being honest and being truthful and being forthright. Anal is not one of those times that you need to be that truthful.
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Hi guys, how is everybody doing? I'm doing fine. I just kind of feel like I have a fever. Welcome to Sophia with an F. I have a little mini episode in store for you all today.
I do want to just let you guys know I'm taking off next week for Christmas and the week after for New Year's. So there won't be any new episodes for the next two weeks. But make sure to check out my Instagram and my TikToks, VidaNathFranklin with a Y, because I'll be posting all my thirst traps on there. But without further ado...
We're doing a little SOS, save our sleuths situation today where you guys have written in your questions and stories, and I'm going to give you my advice. So without further ado, save our sleuths. Let's jump right into it. And here is the first thing on the agenda. Hey, Sophia, just wanted to share a fun little sex tip with you.
Thank God. We have not talked sex on here for a minute and I'm just, I'm happy that you wrote in something sexual. Okay.
It's called the water gun. You get the guy to lay on their back with their upper body propped up on a pillow. Then you suck them off as you typically would. When they are just about to come, you pull your mouth off and point their dick right at their face. The expression of ecstasy of the orgasm mixed with the expression of pure fear as they nut on their own face is art.
A note, works better on short guys. Use it wisely. Love you, slew. Oh my God. I am, this is disgusting. This is sick. This is torturous. This is just downright evil kenevil. And I like it. I likey. I'm into this slew and I really like this tip. As you guys know, I am not one...
to really be sucking the dick left and right. I'm very much a receiver in the bedroom, not as much a giver. Who knows? Maybe like 2024, I'm going to switch things up and I'm just going to be sucking dick all around. What I won't do is be the bitch who every five seconds is just like, yeah, I just I don't have a gag reflex.
Like you're sitting at brunch and you're talking about the Dow Jones and how the stock market is shit right now. And then they're just like, yeah, I just when I brush my teeth, like I can really like brush my molars really well without a problem because like no gag reflex. Like, oh, no.
I just I can't with that girl and it just so happens that she usually will bring that up like anytime a dude shows up like the server your waiter at IHOP happens to be a dude and she's like I don't I just I can suck dick it's like I just I can't with those girls but I love this tip I mean how many times has a guy you know asked or wanted to come on your face
every time if they're not coming in you yeah so I really like this I think I would save this for like a revenge fuck or like a hate fuck or a guy I just really wanted to fuck with but this shows like some serious dominance and I would love to see what they look like when they come on their own face I'm into this
Thank you, slew. Thank you. And works better on short guys. Well, you know, we've all been there. We all have to take one for the team and fuck a short guy here and there. Question number two. Can you talk about emojis? I'm 22 and it was just brought to my attention that using emojis is cringy. But like, is it? Is the laughing face emoji dead? I don't know how to text anymore.
I'm going to need a sip of water for this because this is not the first time I've heard this bullshit. And I'm going to be real with you. I'm not really with the lingo and the cool vernacular of Gen Z.
If emojis are dead and gone and not cool to use anymore, then I don't want to be cool and consider me buried six feet underground. I will continue to use emojis. I'm a very dry texter. I try to keep texts very short and sweet, which is hilarious because I'm not really... I am a talk on the phone gal, but I have to feel really comfortable with you. However...
If I didn't have the crying laughing face emoji, which I use 50% of the texts I send, I would sound like a fucking cunt. I would come off like the biggest bitch on planet Earth. I have a very dry sense of humor. And if I don't have like the crying laughing face emoji has saved me so many times, more times than I can count.
I think ha-ha, like writing H-A-H-A can come off like a little bit bitchy and a little bit like ha-ha, like I'm better than you. I don't know. A ha-ha just depending on the person can come off really gnarly. I try to not use that one. The LOL is a classic and I will use it, but I'll write LOL after saying something horrific. You know what I mean?
Like, oh, I have a fever and I pulled an all-nighter and I'm super fucking depressed today. LOL. So that's kind of how I use my LOLs. Like, it's kind of just like a, hey, I'm letting you know all this shit's happening, but like, I'm still okay. Like, I'm in good spirits. Like, you don't need to worry about me, but I am going to text you some gnarly shit and then just throw an LOL at you.
So we can both go about our day. You know what I'm saying? It's just the ha-ha and the LOL you have to use very specifically. And sometimes you need the crying laughing face emoji. And sometimes you need the crying laughing face emoji that for some reason is like on a not X axis. It's like kind of horizontal. It's like on its side laughing. I use that one all day, every single day. So...
You know what? If you are texting someone and they are saying that the emoji is not cool and like that's cringe that you're using an emoji, they're too young for you. Okay. If they don't know where they were on 9-11 and if they don't use emojis and think emojis are cringe, they are too young for you and it's time to move on.
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Your cash back really adds up. Okay, next. How do you tell a guy that you don't want to do anal due to digestion issues? Say you guys have been talking about it all week and the day comes and you know if something goes in there, there's going to be some poo coming out. First of all, I love being honest and being truthful and being forthright. Anal
is not one of those times that you need to be that truthful.
I said anal is not one of those times. There are certain times that a lie is okay and a white lie is more than okay. And we don't need to tell this dude about digestion issues. Like he doesn't need to know about your fucking stomach and the acid lining and how you handle spicy food. Like he doesn't need to know that.
Just come up with something else. Just be like, my asshole is so fucking tight that every time I've tried anal, it hurts too much. Or just straight up tell him you're not into anal. Like whatever you want to do, I just don't think you need to tell him about the digestion issues. However, I don't think digestion issues is an excuse to not want to do anal because
Because I don't really see how those two things go hand in hand. It's like...
Let's just sound really ignorant for a second. You think every gay dude who likes to be a bottom, you don't think any of them have a digestion issue? You're gonna tell me every gay guy that is a bottom and not a top doesn't have digestion issues? No, they just know how to handle it. And I also think that
Only fuck a guy and do anal with him if you would be okay with a little poo coming out and it being a disaster because you know this guy is not a little bitch and he's not a little boy. He's a man and he understands that that's the risk you take when you decide to do anal. So that's number one is just don't do anal with a guy that you would freak out if that happened. It happens.
I think that there's ways to kind of avoid it.
You could do a, what is it called when you like shove water or coffee up your butt? Oh my God. I wanted to say an enigma. What is it? You guys know what I'm talking about. You can do one of those, but I really just suggest eating really clean, making sure you've used the restroom. Every time I shower and this is going to be TMI, I clean my butt hole. Like I will like kind of stick a finger a little bit and make sure like this thing is clean because
you can stick your finger up there and know what's going on. You'll know if there's something that needs to be emptied or not. But just regardless, you don't need to tell him that's why. Just be like, oh my God, babe, your dick is just so big. I don't think I could handle anal with you. And he will love that. That is all I have. Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and a happy new year. This was just such a great note to leave you guys on.
Next two weeks, I will not be releasing any new episodes, but I will be putting out content on every other platform. And with that, Sleuths, I love you so, so much. And thank you for making another year incredible. This is the best year I've had yet with Sophia The Neff, and it's really because of you guys. And I love you so much.
