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It's Sophia Franklin and you are listening to Sophia with an F. But I think I'm in the mood for a quickie. What do you think? Like, okay, your dick is 10 and a half inches. Does that mean your credit score is a 100? Because that's what you're giving off.
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Hi, sleuths. I have missed you. And let's dive right into our second mini episode. I need to start doing these on the daily, on the rag, because I love them so much. We're going to do a full questions mini because...
Y'all are crazy. So am I. And I feel like I actually can give really good advice and it's like a way for me to connect with you guys. So let's just jump right into it. Okay. Question number one, SOS save our sleuths. Okay. Here we go. Hey, Sophia. Absolutely adore the podcast. I love you guys.
This guy and I broke up three months ago and he still looks at my Insta story even after I unfollowed him. Why is he still watching it and should I block him? Okay, so my first reaction is no. What's wrong with having a fan? You know what I mean?
My second reaction to this is it sounds like you guys had somewhat of a bitter breakup, at least on your end. I think if it was a breakup that you were completely over or didn't give a shit about, then you A, would not, I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you would be looking to see who's looking at your stories regardless. Yeah.
I think you don't feel great about how the breakup ended. And I just think blocking him definitely comes off and shows that you're bitter. Not that you necessarily care, but it sounds like you maybe do. And I mean, me personally, I think you always keep people not blocked.
And this is coming from the blocking queen. I mean, I just want to know where people are at, whether or not I like them, I hate them. It's just, I want to know A and B. It's kind of like a little confidence boost. Let's say he was the one to break up with you and that's why you feel weird about this. Hello, he still wants to know what you're up to.
He is taking in whatever you are posting. And I think that should give you a sense of an unfuckability. And he can't fuck you. But let's not let him know that by blocking him. Let's just post thirst traps just for fun and let him remember what he fucked up. Thank you. Next.
Okay, question number two. What are things guys do that they think gives off big dick energy, but in reality is far from that? I could do an entire mini on just this question. Bragging.
about anything. Money talks, wealth whispers. If you feel the need to brag about any accomplishment, I don't care what it is, your dick size, let me just see your dick when I decide to have sex with you. Because if you start bragging to me about your dick size,
I might get a little turned on. I might be intrigued. But the fact that you're bragging about it, I'd be like, okay, so he's trying to compensate for something he's lacking by bragging about this one thing. Like, okay, your dick is 10 and a half inches. Does that mean your credit score is a 100? Because that's what you're giving off. Also, I can't move on from this question without mentioning this.
This is very frat boy, bro culture, barstool shit. Ooh, the shade. When dudes talk about women in an extremely disrespectful way, when dudes talk about partying...
oh my God, it was like the sickest party and fucking Diplo was there. And then like we went back to Diplo's apartment. You will never see me again for the rest of your life. I would rather I go to dinner with you and you tell me, I don't know who Diplo is. I feel sick after I have a sip of a beer. Maybe not that, but you guys get what I'm saying. All right, next.
Sophia, please help. I met this sweet guy on hinge and he had a hat on in all of his photos, but I didn't notice. We started Snapchatting and he has a massive receding hairline. He's only 23 years old. Is this a deal breaker? What do I do?
Baby girl, if they only post photos with a hat on, a beanie, a sombrero, a Newsies cap, a French beret, like he obviously is trying to cover something up. I don't know if you guys watch 90 Day Fiance or Before the 90 Days, but Gino and Jasmine are
I'm like, I need to get Jasmine on the show. But Gino has a day hat and then he also has a night hat. Like he literally wears...
a different hat for the nighttime. And it's like the same baseball cap he was wearing during the day, except in a different color. That show is phenomenal. Jasmine did get very upset with him and she threw his hat off and he about lost his mind. But typically, if someone has a hat on in every single picture, they are trying to hide something.
Do I think it's a deal breaker? Absolutely not. You fly to Turkey with him. You get the hair plugs. He has a gorgeous set of hair. You move on. I don't think it's a deal breaker. That's also probably because I date men who are 50 years or older.
You heard me on my last episode. I am on a mission to upgrade my style publicly, but privately as well. Don't get me wrong, a big t-shirt will get the job done,
but we can do better, like way, way, way better. And Gooseberry Intimates makes me look and more importantly, feel hot, snatched, sexy, cute, all of the above. If Sydney Sweeney and Hailey Bieber are doing it,
So am I. Gooseberry Intimates is a woman founded, ran and family owned company designed and produced in a house in Bali. And if there's one group of people I trust to make me feel sexy, confident and comfortable, it's
It's women. So join the movement. Head over to gooseberryintimates.com to get your hands on sexy intimates and swim. Use code SOFIA for 10% off.
Okay, next. Hi, Sophia. This has happened to me and my friends, and I was curious if it's a common experience or if we are just gross. I had a guy sleeping over, and I farted so loud in my sleep that I woke myself up. The guy never seemed to notice, but I panicked and just laid there. Do you think guys wake up and pretend not to notice? Has this ever happened to you or others?
I think it did like one time, like this guy was really into, and I think this is the thing. How loud was this thing? Like, let's just be real. Was it like a balloon popping? Was it like a firework? Was it like moving furniture type of like loud sound? Or I mean, it had to have been, I mean, if it was loud enough to wake you up,
It was loud enough to wake him up. And I hate to tell you this, but he actually did wake up. He just didn't know how to handle the situation. So he pretended to just still be asleep, but he definitely heard it.
I don't think a guy cares that much. Men are disgusting. Men fart on purpose. They burp on purpose. So if one accidentally slips out of your butt, it's not going to ruin any chances that you guys had.
But I don't think you should address it. I don't think you should like turn over and be like, hey, like, are you awake? I don't know if you heard that sound. I just want to be honest with you. It actually came out of my butt. But I do want to apologize. And I hope you understand this is not something that happens often like.
That is crazy. If he's going to pretend it didn't happen, you have to pretend it didn't happen. The only time I think you claim a fart is when you guys are both awake and you guys both knowingly are awake or...
or it's like a very obvious scented one. I love how I'm talking about a fart like a scented candle. Like it's like a strong smell and it's just awkward for you guys to like both be sitting there watching Real Housewives or Sunday Night Football and pretend like it's not happening while you're eating popcorn and a taco. But
Like I think then at that point, you either blame it on the dog if he has one or the barking spider or you blame it on them and gaslight them and make them think they did it. That's all I have for today. And I hope I spread some serious wisdom. I love you guys so much. The sleuths, the OGs. And I don't know, I'm kind of thinking like, should we up these to twice a week? Because I'm kind of like feeling myself and I'm feeling you guys and I want to hook up with every single one of you.
Only if you're genuine and only if you're women. Okay, love you guys. Talk to you next week.
