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Hello, welcome back to Sophia with an F. My name is Maddie. Nobody knows me here yet, but I am Sophia's assistant and we're taking over right now for Sophia's lateness right now. Yeah, that's right. I'm Jeff. I'll do my own introduction. Perfect.

I'm from New York. I live in LA. I'm a YouTuber, I guess. YouTuber. Yeah, and Sophia's late right now. Are you nervous to host her show? Are you thinking you're going to get fired for this? No, no, no, I'm not. She said she likes my go-getter attitude, so. I watched like four episodes in...

in the Uber on the way over here. It seems like a fun show to do. No, it's fun. Usually we got the white claws in there. So usually we will have some, I'm trying not to drink right now because I just had my 25th birthday. Wow. Happy birthday. Three days ago. Thank you. But I went way too hard. You turned 25, three days ago. Yeah. Do you have the same birthday as Tana? On the 24th.

Yeah. That's nuts because I just got yelled at because I didn't wish her a happy birthday. Like I did. I texted her in real life. But I got this screenshot of this message from a fan that like she sent and I was getting scolded for not posting for her birthday. So I know that I posted yesterday. That was two days after her birthday. Yep.

- Okay, so I know we were talking about smoking before, but I feel like this is a really good idea that I've been telling Sophia that she needs to hop on. No influencers or creators are collaborating with vape companies to make a flavor for their audience. - That might be illegal.

You think so? Yeah, because I think it's tricky when you're marketing nicotine and like nicotine products because I think like now you got kids involved and stuff. Yeah. Your videos will probably get all age restricted and stuff. I don't mean to shut down your idea. It might work. Fair. I mean, you should try it. I should because her audience is a sleut and I was like, you should have a flavor called Sleuty Pebbles. Yeah. All right. This episode is sponsored by Newport Cigarettes. Yeah.

You know how they... Well, do you guys have the... Is she coming? I don't want her to bust in and be pissed off. She won't be. She won't be. We're cool. We're cool. I'm going to ask you a real Sophia question. I feel like she always asks this. What's your opinion on paying for things if you are in a relationship? Do you pay for everything? Yeah. You pay for everything? Yeah. Yeah, I do. But not like...

Not like anything like crazy. Not like you're not like paying the rent, the car payment. No, I mean...

If we lived together, yeah, obviously I would pay the whole rent. But I want a girl that has stuff going on. Yeah, yeah, you don't want, yeah, someone just sitting around. If she was like a stay-at-home mom and she was like raising her kid or if we had a kid together, obviously I would pay for everything. But no, I don't know. I have friends that I see like they get these girls that they're buying like surgeries and stuff like that. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. And I'm just like, why are you even doing that? Yeah, yeah.

You found this girl and then you like fall in love with them for them and then you got to change them. And then you're like, let me buy you a whole new body. Yeah. How does that even come up in a conversation? Like if a girl wants to get a new job or something, does the guy suggest it or the girl says she wants it? And the guy's like, yeah, as a matter of fact, you do need it. I'm going to pay for it.

No, I would be so, no, if I was in a relationship and somebody was saying like, oh yeah, you would look so much better like with that. Even if I was just like fishing and I was like, oh, I kind of would like to get this done or whatever. And they were so on board. I would be so offended. I'd be like, well, nevermind. Nevermind. Fuck you. I don't want to do it anyway. Yeah. As a matter of fact, fuck that and fuck you too. Absolutely not. That's not happening. Yeah. Hey, oh my God. We started the podcast.

Yeah, we started it. I hope you're not mad. She's killing it, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. I was a little nervous. I knew you wanted to do it. I heard you steal everything. Hi. I will give you your seat back. Thank you, guys. Thank you, sleuths. Wow. We'll pick up. We're going. We're literally... Hi, everybody. Hi.

First of all, welcome to the show, everybody who's listening. Subscribe if you haven't already, because you're going to want to see this hot piece of ass that's next to me. Jeff Wittek, Jeff with two Fs. Jeff with three if you do Jeff FM. Too many Fs. Jeff FM. That's your podcast, Jeff FM. Can we talk about your podcast? Can we just like, I want to rip the bandaid off.

So you had Mike on. Oh, oh, oh, I know where you're going with this. Where am I going? Mike said on the show, I guess you texted him mid-episode and he's like, oh, that's Sophia Wooden F. She's trying to bang me or something. He said something cheesy, stupid, like douchebag shit like that. And my editors only bleeped the Sophia part. So he...

You heard with an F? And then everybody in the comments are like, oh, we know, we know. He's like, yeah, obviously you know. Who else's name ends with an F? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, why even pretend to bleep out my name? Well, we do shit like that. Just to be funny? Because we like just fucking around. But I didn't review that episode. I was going through a lot last week. Okay. We had a big falling out. I ended up firing my whole crew. Then I brought them all back. Oh, wow.

I came out here to do a show. I've been here filming for the past week. We did like 13 episodes in one week. We crammed them all in. And the crew that they gave me, this production, they gave me lookalikes of my crew. Are you fucking with me? No. I thought they were fucking with me. It was an accident, they said. But now I'm with like literally doppelgangers of every one of my crew members. I'm calling them by my crew members' names. Yeah.

and they didn't know what I was filming out here, so it looked like I was filming a movie on my own life, and they got replaced. And when you say crew, what do you mean your crew? Well, I got like a, I guess you'd call like a posse, you know, or like a gang of like,

guys that are up to trouble. We didn't really go to school for any of this stuff. You know, like my guys didn't go to film school. You know, they learned everything from watching YouTube or me yelling at them, just drilling it into their heads. You seem like a crazy person to work for. I'm a crazy person? I mean, you just said I fired every single person. Okay, put yourself in my shoes. What were they doing? Say you have your dream, who's your dream guest? Let's just say, you don't have to think that hard. It's a random one that comes off the top of your head.

- Marilyn Monroe. - Oh, good, that's great. - She's not alive, but if she was. - Even better, even better for this analogy. - Right, that would be crazier. - Even better for this analogy, yeah. So you do an episode with her. How do you feel after you do episodes? Do you feel like, oh, that one was the best one I ever did, usually? Or are you like, that one sucked, but it turns out good? - Yeah, I'm more the latter. I'm very hard on myself, I feel like. - Same, same. So this one went perfect, it was great. It was my favorite one ever.

One of the guys yanked the hard drive out. It all got lost, corrupted, nothing to show for it. And it was with like one of my dream guests. I'm getting made fun of for like talking about it so much, but the guy is the voice of the UFC is the announcer. He has a crazy story with his brother who they got separated at birth. And then the other guy becomes the voice of boxing. It's insane. Like it's a crazy story, lost everything flipped out, lost my mind. I was like, I'm done podcasting. And then like, uh,

A week goes by, I'm like, all right, I got a bunch of shit to talk about. I want to podcast again. And then. Wait, so you're going to quit podcasting altogether? Yeah. Did you throw something at him? Like, how did you get him? No, no, no, no. I used to be a hothead like that, but now I'm very good at controlling my emotions. I believe, you know. Yeah. I have different ways to do stuff now. Like I said, I don't drink anymore. I just did a cold plunge.

I've been dying to say that. I had to say, if you do a cold plunge and you're an influencer, you got to fucking say that shit. You know, I was going to explode right now, but let's backtrack a little bit. So to Mike, when you texted Mike, were you trying to date him? I think he said more. Uh, I mean, he said, Sophia, the F, which you did not bleep out.

And then- - We've leaped Sophia. Maybe it's another person with an F and now you're the one coming on here saying that it was you. - Okay, anything that says with an F is obviously going to be me, but he didn't say trying to fuck. He said, I think she wants to date me, bro. - Are you sure? - Someone should pull it up because, but regardless, fucking, dating, it's the same shit. - Okay, were you trying to do either of those? - No.

I was trying to hang out and I asked him if he had a girlfriend because I would consider Mike and I friends. It would one of your Tana, for example, if she asked you if you have a girlfriend, does that mean in a weird way she's trying to fuck you or do you? Why? Why does it matter? What are you going to hook him up with one of your friends? Is that what you're looking to do?

Wait, now that I'm like really thinking about this, I could see how it would come off that way. But the only reason I was asking is because I was trying to be respectful. But the only reason I was texting him is because I was going to ask him to record. Oh, okay. Yeah. But...

I don't know why he would, I guess me asking me as a girlfriend means I'm trying to fuck. So, you know, to people listening, if you ask a dude if he has a girlfriend, that basically they're gonna interpret that as you're trying to bang them or date them. - I guess, or maybe he's just, he's got a huge ego. - That's what I was gonna ask you. - He does have that too. - As someone who really knows the ins and outs. - Yeah, he does have that too. So it could be, I don't know, would you, but-- - Would I? I guess you might would fuck him.

He's tried to. Oh, so now the tables have turned. Now you're on a podcast saying that he's trying to. Except my shit is like valid evidence has tried to hook up with me. Oh, yeah. In a very respectful manner. No, no, I believe it. Trust me. I've been around him. Mike does well for himself. I don't know if that makes him happy. You know, I think even after some of his biggest things,

Stunts that he's pulled. Let's just call it that. He'll usually call me the next day and he's just lost. He's like, what now? You know, because there's no like good fulfilling feeling that comes from just like a hookup, you know? Yeah. And I think he's now realizing that at his early age of 48 years old, where the fuck he is. Wait, how old is he? He's 52. Yeah. No, he's, he's...

He's under 40. No, he's definitely 40 or older. For sure. He's 38. Can someone Google fact check this? He's probably paying somebody off for that shit. I wouldn't even believe that. What does he have famous birthdays? He's definitely not on Wikipedia.

- For what, being Logan Paul's friend? They don't give you a Wiki page for that? - I've heard through mutual friends though that Mike isn't feeling very fulfilled in his relationships with women. - Yeah. - Are we giving him too much air time, Mike Malak? - Yeah, 'cause we're talking about somebody that's not in the room for a long time, but you know, everybody knows Mike for that. It's cool that he's made his own lane in content. He's known for girls and cheeseburgers,

And it's funny, like, it used to just be, oh, yo, where's Logan? Where's Logan? And now a lot of people will come up to him, especially, like, foreign guys. And they're like, oh, you are the guy who slayed the beast Lana Rhodes. It's like, he's known for that. It's cool. Like, you know, that's his thing. So he's known for Logan or Lana Rhodes. Yeah. That's fucking, that's sick. I think that's amazing. Better than our situations, you know? Mm-hmm.

- You're the girl that didn't get the $50 million and I'm the guy that got hit by a crane. 60 million? - The guy that got hit by a crane, it was 60 but it was split with Barstool. - Oh, damn. - So it wasn't that much. - Yeah. - You know? - No, we're doing great over here. - 30 million? - No, yeah, I'd much rather be us in this situation. - 1000%.

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Can we talk about the cream incident?

- Yeah, but don't clip it and put it on TikTok 'cause then I'm gonna see all the comments and I'm gonna be like, oh, he won't shut up about the crane, the crane, you know? - I mean, story of my life. Like I just left an interview where I had to talk about my situation for two hours straight. - Yeah, and it's like, that's what they'll clip and then it looks like that's all we're talking about. But that's what people wanna know, you know, so.

Well, I wasn't really, I was going to ask like deep questions that are actually interesting. I wasn't going to have you like relive it and recount the whole thing. Okay. Okay. People can just Google that. Yeah. Yeah. There's a whole docu-series on it. Just go watch that if you want to find out what exactly happened. But that's kind of watered down because we were still friends at the time. So I let him edit that, you know, which was fucking stupid because...

So wait, there was a docu series that you guys made. Yeah. Yeah. Well, once it happened, I was embarrassed that it happened, you know? So I was like, cause there's a prank on me, you know? And I was like, I don't want it to just be like, you know, I'm at the height of my career on my own. Like the barbershop show was crushing. Everything was going great for me. And there was the pandemic. We had some free time. We're like, all right, fuck it. Let's go try this. End up,

Going on this thing thinking it's like nothing dangerous is gonna happen Yeah, the kid tries to fucking you know whip the thing around and it changes my life forever So yeah, I didn't want people to just have that and be like, oh you wanted to do it You're a fucking idiot, you know, like Tosh point-o videos or something, you know Somebody would end up on like ridiculousness or something. Yeah, and you laugh at them getting really hurt, you know, cuz it's funny to see

I guess, you know, it's funny to see people get hurt, you know. See, I've never been in... I don't think that... I don't think that humor is funny. I never have. Yeah. Also, I've always thought, is that... Like, are they okay? Are they dead? Yeah. Especially, like, the random ones on the internet that you see. So, I didn't want it to just be a random video that's out there and then you never see anything from me again. I wanted to tell the story where it makes...

makes everybody understand and then I kind of fucked that up by including the dumb ass that did it you know the dumb child that's fucking still 19 in his head because he stunted from the time he got a little clout but now this is the real world baby so you know

Okay, so you guys, you kind of tried to document what happened, but you included him. You have decided to press charges, right? No, no, no, no, no. You haven't? No, no, no, no.

Legal team. Like legal charges. Attorneys are freaking out. No, no, no, no, no. It was more just like, take care of this shit. I need to make sure I'm covered for the damage for the shit I'm going to go through. He needs to pay for your hospital bills and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's a very... No, it's not criminal charges. Okay. Yeah. I kind of want to, though. Then let's not. For being a fucking...

I'm like, how can we sell that? But basically, I think that's super fair. And he did not want to pay for anything. No, in the beginning, it was all good. But then once it started, like the truth started coming out a little bit more, then he started trying to deflect the blame onto me. So that's what a lot of people have issues dealing with taking responsibility for their actions. Yeah. You know, and...

I'm living with it. You know, I'm already, I already got to deal with that shit. So for the kid to be like, Oh, it was your idea and this shit. I'm like, are you fucking out of your mind? You're going to put this on me now? Yeah. Because you can't take some hate comments. Yeah. So whatever it is, what it is. I feel like I'm actually the other day was three years. Oh, on your birthday. It was, yeah. We were just talking about it. Her birthday is my like near death birthday. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's been three years. Yeah. Guys, Jeff and Maddie have really hit it off. They're...

- Yeah, I missed those first 10 minutes of this episode. Now I'm getting drilled with the hard hitting questions. I miss when we were just talking about like-- - No, no, no, I wasn't even planning on getting that deep into it. - I'm just fucking around. Ask me whatever you want. - My whole situation, incident, it's been three years too. - Are you pressing criminal charges? - I thought about doing that actually. Yeah, hello, there's like a lot of money involved. I decided not to.

- 'Cause it was just gonna be like hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees and it was just gonna be like a whole mess. - Just handle it on the streets. - I thought about doing that too. So, David, I don't know if these are your words, but some people have said he is a narcissist and a sociopath. - Well, yeah, I feel like you have to be to be a YouTuber, but he just takes it a lot further, you know?

But yeah, that's kind of like, you know, I was joking when I said that, but it kind of does come with it. It is easy to get lost in this shit. Like you make videos on your phone, you post them online, you make whatever, like you're posting yourself online, then people know you and then you believe that you're this big fucking superstar. Yeah. But really...

I think why people like you is because you're like one of them they can relate to you, you know? Like I feel like you have that in you too. You're like still very real. I'm very very real. But I think those people already thought they were, they already had like delusions of grandeur before they like started playing. Oh yeah? Because think about it. Like how are you thrown into it? You started with Vine, right? No, not really. No?

So I started with cutting hair. I was a barber early on, like 14, 15 years old, I started working full time in a barber shop in my neighborhood in Staten Island.

And then around 18, I decided to move to Miami to work in a shop there. And that's when like social media was starting out. And I kind of rode that wave of like cutting celebrities hair and like making content around that and like getting like a little barber clout, you know, like I was getting my name out there and then I would get, I would be getting hired for different jobs and like doing cool shit.

and flying around. And I always sold weed too, along with cutting hair. Cause as your, your barber, you know, now we's legal everywhere. Barbershops is where you could get everything. Like, you know, you want some fucking fake Jordans. You want a bootleg movie. You remember when they would film in the movie theater with the heads and like any of that shit, you get a barbershop. So I just like got thrown into that.

And then when I moved to LA, it was like, oh, okay, we could buy weed for cheap here. And then if we sell it in New York, we'll make a lot of money. So that's why I went to LA initially. And when I was living out there, I met, like the building I lived at, I met all these other Viners and stuff. I like saw King Batch riding the hoverboard around in the hallway. I was like, what the fuck is he doing? And then I see him shooting a Verizon deal or some shit. And yeah.

Then I was like, okay, you can make money doing this, but I need to decide which one I'm going to do because you can't do both. You can't sell weed and be like a public persona.

- You can't do illegal shit and yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - And be putting yourself out there online. - You can't sell drugs and you know. - And also a lot of my stories in life, if I'm gonna open up and like really go in for this, I need to be completely transparent with my audience, I feel like. So I just need to be honest and real and I don't know, I just, I get sick of telling lies and hiding shit 'cause then you have to remember all your lies that you tell. - Yeah. - So I just don't lie, you know. - Ever, you don't lie ever. - Never, nope. - Never ever ever.

ever, ever. You have a huge smile on your face. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I lie, but not like about anything that, you know, anything significant. Yeah. Like a white lie. Of course. Yeah. Yeah.

- Lies that would-- - Like I'm not going to London. I just wanna get the fuck out of here. No, no, I'm kidding. I do have to, in 20 minutes. - We're changing your flight. - No, we can't. - I love how you're like throwing this it's international shit on there. - Big shot, big time stuff, going out there to hang out with Logan Paul. That's right. - Is that really who you're going to meet?

Yeah, well, I'm with Mike and we're going to do an episode of Impulsive there and Logan's got to wrestle somebody or some shit, you know. Is this a for real thing? Yeah, I told you I never lie. Of course. Okay, so are you replacing George? I wouldn't say that. No, George was, they parted ways. He's irreplaceable.

And George is Irreplaceable. That's good. I'll run with that one. Yes. Yeah. No, I'm not doing it full time. I have my own show. I have multiple shows. I have too many of my own shows that I cannot jump into another show full time. It's just easy when you go on to like...

A show with like Logan has so much going on and then Mike just talks and talks and talks. So I could just show up and feel miserable and I don't have to do shit. That's so true. Even when I recorded with Mike, I was like, can I get a word in? Yeah. We got to be careful. Yeah. That's and that's your type too. And I think like when it comes to friends, when it comes to guys, no. Okay. Well,

whatever you say but yeah Mike will just be like yo Logan tell us about that wrestling match you know and I'll just like kick back and be like Mike you're a dick rider and then you know it's just that's my input okay I heard that you were a dick rider of who who am I dick riding of Logan and Mike no I'm not dick riding just I heard it like one person told me who what is her name

Just they might be in this room, but they said it was a joke, but they said that you might. You said that? I dick ride them? Why can't I have nice male friends that are in the same business as me and have similar interests? I'm out here filming big shows, showing up to set, hair and makeup, you know, number one on the call sheet, leading man. I feel like Mark Wahlberg. I'm waking up at 4 a.m. working out before set.

Have you seen Mark Wahlberg's Instagram? I have not. You should look into it. It's hilarious. Is he doing cold plunges? I'm sure he is, but just the way he talks, like he's 19 years old. Uh-huh. It's so funny to me. I don't know. Maybe it's just me, but... I could see him being your idol, one of. No. Yeah, he's just interesting to me, you know? Mm-hmm. I feel like we have a lot of similarities, but no, he's not my idol, Mark Wahlberg. No.

I like the life he's built for himself. Yeah. But who would you say your idol is? Well, actually, you know what? Mark Wahlberg, yeah. He's a little older now, but you know Entourage was built around him. Yes, I did know that. I also know he's trying to move the entire entertainment industry to Vegas. No. Yes. He lives there. Does he? Mm-hmm. And he's trying to take everyone there with him. Wow.

- Why? Why Vegas? - I don't know. Tax purposes? I'm not sure. - You know two people kill themselves a day in Vegas? Jump off the buildings? - Stop. - Every single day. Yeah, statistics. I asked Hannah and she's from Vegas, so it's true. We also Google searched it. Two people a day. So good luck Marky Mark. There's gonna be people dropping onto your set. - Yeah. You know what? I actually did not laugh at that. I was laughing at something else.

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Okay, so you have been here filming the show. - Yeah. - That takes place in a barber shop. - Yeah, yeah. - And when we were texting prior to this,

I got it confused with the show on HBO called The Shop. Yeah, it was funny how you were like, oh, I love that show. LeBron James' HBO show or something. And I was like, no, fuck no. They're the ops. I hate that show. Yeah, you said that show is shit. Yeah, because I actually cut hair. I have like a different niche that, you know, gave me a little different...

Because it's an interview show and I'm cutting the person's hair. They're all nervous and stuff. LeBron James ain't cutting the hair. He don't fucking know what he's doing with that. He just hangs out in the shop and gets a haircut himself. You know? Yeah. That's lazy content. Well, with the hair that he has, which isn't that much.

is what i've heard now we're talking i like that slander that show them yeah that's true that takes way more talent you're you actually have to cut someone's hair while you're interviewing them yeah yeah have you ever gotten like so into the interview that you like like you just like chop their hair off no no no so sometimes i'll get quiet because i'm too focused on the haircut and that's why i have a co-host to lean on and he takes over

- Oh, okay. - But he's a little nutty. Like on a recent episode, he started drinking and he pissed in his own mouth. Like mid episode, he just started doing it to freak the guest out. - He pissed in his own mouth? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just a character.

He's just such a silly fucking, yeah, his face over there is priceless. I'll send you the clip. He grabbed his penis and then he tilted it towards his mouth. Shout out to Steven. But he just does things like this. But he's so shy and awkward that when he does something so crazy like that, it's just so funny because like, what the fuck, Steven? Like, we never expected you to do that.

- We never expect you to hurry and whip your dick out and take a piss in your own mouth while there were cameras rolling. - It was a male guest, so it wasn't like anything weird. - Yeah, that's great.

- Are you into that whole thing? Like would you want, do you want to pee in a girl's mouth or have her pee on your chest? - No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't think of it. I didn't tell them to do it. I'm just there cutting the hair. You just said, do you ever like get too into, do you mess up when you're asking the questions? I would say no, I actually focus, but sometimes other people do wacky shit, but no.

I have never really messed up a haircut. I've always kind of known how to do it. Maybe there were some that, you know, like the first one of the day is usually not like the best, best, but it takes you a little time to get warmed up. Yeah, that's really good to know.

So don't, if you're going to get your hair cut, do not be the first person in the barbershop. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do it. Yep. Yeah. So you're from Utah? Mm-hmm. Cool. That's my least favorite place. Yeah. It's beautiful, but that's where my head got cracked open. Where were you guys? Provo. Oof. Provo's the worst place on planet Earth. Yeah. I'm really sorry to hear that. But it's nice when I go back, like...

Well, no, it's not nice. I was going to say, have you even been back? I get my eyes sliced open and they stitch it closed. I can't even see the scenery. Okay. Have you been back since? Because I highly doubt it. Yeah, nine times. Nine times? I get my surgeries there because the same doctor that did my initial surgery that like saved my life, he put in all these screws and stuff and like...

because he took me apart and put me back together, I want him to be the guy that operates on me every time. - Yeah. - Even though I'm in LA and there's like the best doctors and plastic surgeons and optometrists and neuro optometrists, I could basically be a fucking doctor at this point with all the surgeries that I had. So yeah, I just go to him, but I think I'm gonna stay in LA on the next surgery.

I think the doctors in Utah are incredible. Yeah. They really are. Yeah, there's a lot of cool shit to do in Utah, too. You know, my doctor, he...

Like he goes in these crazy hikes, he swims in those lakes and he does, he hunts, he goes and finds like wild animals. Yeah. Mountain lions. If you're outdoorsy, then you like it there. Yeah. And there's a lot of extreme sports accidents there because of all that. So that's why I kind of lucked out that I had like this crazy accident because he was there and he's good at it.

fixing people up. He found, he told me not to tell this story and I always tell it, but he was the guy that found Biggie when they brought Biggie, he got, because he was at UCLA and Biggie got shot in LA and when they brought him to the hospital, they brought him to the wrong place. They brought him to like the place where they get like checkups or whatever and they were like, bro, this guy's shot. He's shot up. You need to take him to like the back place and he brought him around and he did that. And your doctor took care of him? My doctor's the one who found him and told him that, yeah.

That's lit. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I got to tell a story because I don't know why he doesn't want me to tell a story. Yeah. Why? Maybe because he didn't make it, you know? So that's like, looks bad on their part. What do you mean he didn't make it? He died. Biggie died. I thought you meant like the doctor didn't make it. Like he hasn't made it a big time. And I'm like,

- No. - Well, we don't know. I mean, the doctor just told him something. We don't know. - Is that bad? I saw his face. He's cringing over there so bad. - We're not saying Biggie died on the operating table with your doctor. All we know- - He did. He did die there. He did. That's how he died.

Oh my God. Okay, well, where are you going? How do you like New York? I love it. I think I'm going to move back here. I think you should. You're from Staten Island. Is that like a cool thing to flex here in New York? No. Why? I kind of asked that, like not facetiously, but I remember I was dating this guy from Long Island and I asked him if that was the same as Staten Island and his response was, oh.

Absolutely not The fuck It'd be Lamer to be from Long Island I don't think it's cool I used to People usually make fun of you If you're like I'm from Staten Island They're like Oh that ain't New York What the fuck It's one of the five boroughs But what I don't really care You know Like it is Whatever I'm happy the way I was raised I wouldn't change it

But, you know, I'm not going to live there again. Now my family's there. It's nice. I get to go back and visit. Yeah. Were you friends with Pete Davidson? Did you ever sell him drugs when you first got started? No. Pete was a little younger than me, and I think he went to Tottenville. So how old is Pete Davidson? Do you know? I think he's around my age, 30. Okay. I'm 33. So...

Yeah, that's like, now it's not a big difference, but back when you're in high school, like me being 18, I'm going to hang out with a 14 year old. Yeah, absolutely not. No, not happening. No. So you weren't BFFs with him or anything? No, no, no. Is that what the cool part of Staten Island is? Because he put it on the map? Fuck.

You know, I used to be me. I used to be the guy from Staten Island that made it out, you know, but then he just surpassed me. And like, then I was like, oh fuck, he surpassed me. And then it just went crazier and crazier. And I'm like, now I'm like, all right, I'm a fan now. You know what you've done?

I'm proud of you, man. - Yeah. He's done some really great shit. - Yeah. - He's come far. - Oh yeah. - Which, Staten Island is a great place. I mean, I've never been, but it seems like, actually I stopped there once to get Starbucks and it was kind of fucking crazy. - What do you mean crazy? - It was just the people there were just, there was nothing wrong with them. They were just like a little bit quirky.

They make up their own accent, kind of. What is that accent? It's just like real lazy. They make it up? The way they say coffee and coffee and water. So they're not born with it? People in Staten Island make up... I think it's happened over time. It's evolved, but it's like only... It's like a New York accent, but...

You know how Boston has like their own type of accent? Yes, yes. Like East Coast accent. I feel like Staten Island people do that too. Like I could tell when somebody's from Staten Island, especially when a girl starts talking and she's from Staten Island. I'm like... You don't like it? I think there's an accent people from Long Island. Like my ex, for sure. Yeah? Yeah. Was he the guy that was flexing and said that Staten Island was whack? Yeah. Yeah. He didn't say it was whack. He was just like...

You offended by... Yeah. Yeah. But also Long Island, it's like...

Long Island iced tea trashiest drink you can order. Yeah, and that's all I knew about Long Island Yeah, cuz I'm from fucking Utah when and how long have you been here? I feel like I'm interviewing are you on your own show? I've been here for five years, but I did a two-year hiatus in Utah when all the shit went down Oh nice. Mm-hmm. So I've been back for like a year. So you went and you

We're grounded back home with family. And then you came back and now you're ready to take on the world. Take over the world. I like that. You and I. That's really cool. I really do relate to you because I took some time off too. Mine was different. I was because my eyes were stitched closed. But...

you know, I minor to but like metaphorically, yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, like not like physically, but like, I felt yeah, I'm do you have that time? Are you happy that you did that? Do you regret taking time off? Do you feel like it crushed some of your momentum? I really didn't take time off. I took maybe two months off, but I launched the show out of my mom's basement. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Who was your first guest? Myself. Dope. I was going to say, I was hoping that you did that. Yeah. Thank you. It's your show. You know, the people come to see you. They do.

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We're going to do one question before I let you go. Well, and then we're going to do a part two, but we're going to do a fuck, marry, kill question.

Nice. Okay. Real original, nice one. Well, let's see who the options are. Okay. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, David Dobrik. Oh man, that's good. Damn. Fuck, I'm gonna have to go with... This is so hard. Who are you having sex with? Probably Osama bin Laden, to be honest. I'm gonna fuck Hitler.

And I'm gonna kill, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

You're gonna have sex with Hitler. I was thinking about it in terms of how many lives could be saved by killing Hitler.

But then also Osama Bin Laden because he was behind that whole thing. And also David Dobrik because he's ruined a lot of people's lives. Yeah. So that's a tough one. Someone asked me this question. About the same three people? Not the same three people. It was Dave Portnoy was kind of like my David Dobrik. Yeah. And I said I would marry him so I could make every day of his life a living hell, you know? Yeah. But like, I don't, I have no ill will towards anyone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was thinking too, you know? Yeah. That is crazy that like marrying somebody, you can really fuck their lives up. Every day. Every single day. Are you going to get married? Do you hope to get married? Yeah, I do. I didn't want to for a while. Do you think you would slow down this stuff if you were to get married? Because you can't be talking about like dating life and stuff. I think I would. Honestly, I don't think I would change. You think you would get married to Mike?

Absolutely fucking not. Why not? Because he would cheat. He doesn't want kids. He's already lying saying I'm trying to suck his dick publicly. Well, we went and did the research. He said that you want to date him. Date, but then there was a quick cut. I don't know about that. And we don't know what he said. Does he have a girlfriend right now?

- No. - Okay, good. - I don't think so. - Okay. - Yeah. - I just wanted to be respectful of his new relationship, but I guess that means I wanna fuck him. - Does he have a girlfriend? Yeah, that's what you're asking him, huh? - Oh my God, does that, so that really is-- - You wanna know so bad, you can't stop asking it.

- Okay, Jeff, this was really fun. Thank you. - It was, I wish I had more time. I don't even know what. - I mean, I think we should switch your flight still. - Oh fuck, Mike's blowing me up. Mike's stressing, he's like an old grandma. - Mike is stressing? - Yeah.

Yeah. Tell him to fucking relax. He's one of those guys that gets to the airport like six hours before their flight, Mike. Well, yeah, he's 40. That's what they start doing. Yeah, 40-year-old white man. Yeah. It's 9 a.m. We got to get to the airport. Okay, Jeff, I'm going to let you go where? Everyone, go listen to Jeff on Jeff FM, and then you're pretty fucking big on YouTube. She'll be on. She'll be on soon. And I will be on soon. Thank you so much. And you're hired, and you're hired. Woo!

- Woo! - Filled in my own crew. This was fun, I wish I could stay longer.