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I'm sorry, can you shut the fuck up so I can start the episode? Hi, everybody. Welcome to Sophia with an F. If you haven't yet, please, please, please subscribe. And let's just jump into it. I am here with a very, very dear friend of mine.

Someone who could potentially be like a lover, a boyfriend, a husband. We don't know, but it's not looking too good for you, Stiney. I am here with Stiney. How are you? I'm amazing. Are you? I've been waiting to do this for so long and I'm so glad we could finally make it work. I had to literally beg you on multiple occasions to come.

I had to play a little hard to get, I feel like. No, you don't have to do that. Well, for me, it was just something where it's like I have to play around because you were like hitting me up a lot to come on and do this.

And I just wanted to keep stringing it out, stringing it out. Okay. Stiney, if we pulled up our text, it looks like you're a stalker. No, it doesn't. No, it actually does. Okay, let's back up. Hold on really quick. I just want to clear that out. I'm not a stalker and there's no stalking or any of that text going on. I don't even know what that means. Like define that. Like two in a row is not stalking.

I apologize. I apologize. Excuse me. Where you at at 5 a.m. is just a friendly, make sure you're good. Just got home. I'm outside your apartment. That's crazy. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's not me. Okay. So we need to back up because even though I know you very, very well, a lot of people who listen to my show do not know who you are. So Stiney,

How would you describe yourself, Stiney? Like what I do or like who I am? Well, Nelk. Nelk Boys and Full Send Podcast. We've done a few videos together, so I feel like your fans might know who I am. I got a few DMs from some of them. Really? Like girls? Yeah. Like sliding in? So the ones that DM me, it was like, yo, you're repulsive. You're a scumbag. Mm-hmm.

Things along like that nature. Right. But when I saw them in person, it was like flip the script. Like, okay. Yeah. Like they showed a lot of love. So when it was face to face, they were nice to you. Face to face. It. Thank you for that. And, uh, the DMS were just very mean and rude and,

I didn't respond to anyone, but it is what it is. So, I mean, I get DMs like that. Yeah, but I'm just saying like your people came after me at one point. Okay, so let's talk about that. Yeah. So the way that we met initially was we went on a blind date.

Which was a prank that the Nelk boys put on. Yeah. Correct? Correct. Okay. And the prank was basically that we were going on a real date and you thought it was real. And then a bunch of shit went down and then it ended with like Gabe, who's your friend, straddling you when you thought it was me. Yeah. 300 pound gay Brazilian guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, and I somehow got you to put a blindfold on in the hotel room and you let me handcuff you. Yes, that all happened? Yes, and I was wearing an earpiece and people were telling me what to do and it was fantastic. You know, that could have gone like,

a different way and it could have been like a really fun time. Right. Like I would have been the one that straddled you. If it was just real and not a prank, like imagine, imagine that outcome. Well, I would imagine it, but your behavior during the prank, which I mean, I have my guilt in it, right? Like I was fucking pranking you. So that's, that's fucked up. Was there any part of you when you were handcuffing me where you wanted to go to like my team and be like, Hey guys, like let's shut this prank off. Like,

I kind of want this to be real. No, nope. Not even for a millisecond. Never. Do you know why? I can't imagine. Because your behavior on the date. Yeah, I know. That was not my best. Is that the real you or no? No, of course not. Well, let's explain the behavior. Okay. So where do we even have that dinner? Do you know?

I have no idea. It doesn't matter. Somewhere in LA. There were cameras hidden in plants and shit. I know. It was a whole operation. So the servers knew it was up? Yes. Yeah. No, but I walked in and I saw a cameraman that worked for Noak. And I was like, I knew. Because there's always that party that's like, yo, this is too good to be true.

Right. You probably wouldn't have talked to me at that point where I was at. Definitely you wouldn't have responded to me. So I knew something was up. But now I would. Now maybe. But I walked in and I was like, okay, this can go one of two ways. I can either look like a complete like good guy and make this really boring or I can be a complete asshole and make this very entertaining. And I went with the red pill. Yeah.

Okay, so basically what you're saying is because you work at NELC, or for NELC, whatever the fuck, full send, they're always, I mean, their whole shtick on YouTube is pranking people and pranking each other, which that environment, I would lose my mind. I would lose my shit. I have. Not just from that, but just from this industry in general. Yeah. And from people like me. And yeah, I feel like you may have lost it a little bit too. Have you? What do you...

Anytime I'm going to do anything with anyone from NELC, I'm like, they're setting me up 100%. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it, though. That's valid. That's how I look at it. But what you're saying basically is you knew because you saw a cameraman that you were not supposed to see. You knew it was a prank going into it. Yeah, I mean, he's not going to. And this guy specifically is not going to be there randomly. Yes. On a fucking Thursday night at 9 p.m. Right. So I knew right away.

Were you like, hey, Steve, like, what the fuck are you doing here? No, I just, I saw him and I was like, yo, this is definitely not real. And now I'm going to play the fucking part. So I believe you to a certain extent. The thing about it, though, is like, you saw the way I acted. Would you think that acting like that consecutively for the last three years or whatever it's been two years would get me...

Like no girl would ever talk to me again after that kind of treatment. No, girls do talk to you. But not be, but I never act like that. I would never say to a girl like, hey, I've been with Hodder. That was a line that I had when I sat down, like, which, which.

Isn't true. It's not true at all. And I've never... He just said isn't true, but like did a hand motion. Like, I don't know. Like maybe like he's thinking about it. It's fine. Something maybe close, but nothing to your caliber. I've never been with anything close. So I just want to let you know that that was complete bullshit. Okay. And...

I'm sorry that I had to say that and be an asshole. I just knew that people were going to really be like, oh my God, did he just say that? So yes, let's talk about some of the things that you said that were like completely out, you know, just crazy. Why do we have to relive that? Because I need to give context. We will get to the good things if there are any, I don't know yet. I mean, you're like an onion. We're going to pull off the layers. We're going to figure it out. You said you were so hot. I definitely fucked hotter. That was one.

And then what was another one? Oh, my God. Like, do you know how much this chain cost? Which wasn't even your chain, right? No, it was. Was it? For the weekend. Yeah, to give it back Monday. I don't know. I gave it back Monday. I never know if you're telling the truth or lying. And that's like the main issue in our relationship. Okay, fast forward. We leave the restaurant.

Because now the camera crew has to set up in the hotel room. Yeah. Fuck, they really got me there. But yeah. Fucking so fucked up. Thank you. So they... You did not know that there were going to be cameras in your hotel room. No, and I said this because I picked the two bars after the restaurant. So I took control...

And I thought that the dinner was the prank. And then I was like, yo, I'm green lit. We may have done some shit off camera. We're not going to get into all that. We didn't. But we were at the den in Hollywood. We were laying down. We weren't laying down. You were kind of like legs up on me. Like, I don't know if you're that kind of an actor, if you were really feeling it. But it got a little crazy off camera. And we have, this is like behind the scenes untold. There should be a...

show or whatever a documentary about what actually happened behind the scenes oh when you pulled out your dick no when i didn't ask that didn't actually happen okay no that did not actually happen well it did happen it did happen that's a lie it's not bad but that's a lie i mean if you're gonna sit here and lie like i will i will fucking lie 10 times harder right back okay fine continue so he whipped his dick out no he didn't actually steiny we did nothing off camera we kissed one time it was like a peck

with a little tongue you're so good at this straddle and then like holy shit this is going down like you're just a method actor you really got into the role i think wait the thing is you are so good at this and gaslighting that like i'm kind i'm like oh my god was i like drunk like did i like kiss you no i didn't yeah it was a peck all right whatever so then i get you up to your hotel room

Yeah. Or my hotel room was supposed to be, whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my God. And I pretend to like be hooking up with you. And I'm like, I want you to wear a blindfold and put handcuffs on. And you like went along with it. Well, if you watch the video, I had to go into the minibar and really get into character. If people understand what I'm saying, to do those things. And I'm kind of like going back right now to...

the girl that DM me, like, you're repulsive. Because I remember seeing the word repulsive and my response was,

You don't think it's a little repulsive that your friend blindfolded me and handcuffed me to a bed and then had a gay guy get on top of me while I was in my underwear and probably was fully torqued? Like none of you is like, oh, that's repulsive. But me saying, hey, I've been with Hodder. I think the latter is a little bit more repulsive. Whoever said that, by the way, I'm calling you out right now. I hope you DM me and I hope you see this. And right now, I guarantee that chick would slide on me and be like, yo, are you in L.A. type vibe. I swear.

quick switch up why don't you find the DM and let's see from like a year ago okay so it wasn't my prank first of all it was Nelk and the company you work for and support shout out happy dad yeah of course it wasn't my prank so that whole thing I I didn't even really know what they were gonna do okay it's all good I'm I've forgiven you for that okay thank you then

Let's move on from the prank and just talk about our relationship ever since then has been extremely complicated. I know it has been. It's like toxic, but we're not in a relationship. Yeah. I'm trying to figure that out. How would you explain it? Like a lot, like a serious sexual tension. Like anytime we come around, like people in the room can feel it. The audio engineer before we started was like, Jesus, I can feel that while you guys were in the bathroom. And...

So there's a lot of sexual tension, but there's also like a little bit of trust issues, which is weird because we shouldn't have to not trust each other because we have no reason to like worry about that. You don't trust me at all. I'm going to let the rest of the shit you just said slide. But like you do not trust me. You thought this recording was about to be a setup.

Fuck, I don't know. I mean, it could be. You never know. Yeah, I know. But I think we're good friends. And it's a funny thing, like the way that we met and how it's come together and we've stayed in touch with each other. We still film stuff together. So it's actually been beneficial for both of us. I mean, I made you famous. No, I don't think so. Like you are T-Swift and I am Kanye West. Fuck, that's crazy. So wait, who are you? Kanye or T-Swift?

I'm Kanye. Yeah, that's right. And I'm T-Swift now. And how's she doing? She's doing great. Yeah. And where's Kanye at? Kanye's wearing fucking leggings and shoulder pads, like running around like Peter Pan. However, I think you should give me some credit. Like give credit where credit's due. Yeah, no, you crushed it. You're really good. Thank you. Yeah, you're really good. No one could have done the job that you did. No one could have pulled it off like that. 100%.

I'm very talented. I'll give you that. You are. Thank you. Also, did you have a boner when I left you there with the blindfold on? I've never asked you that. I'm just curious. Yeah, I did. Okay. It was like 30%. Only 30? Yeah. Well, I mean, I could tell right away. It's a huge weight shift when you go from a fucking 105-pound white chick to a huge Brazilian guy. I could tell something's up.

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You will be like a dick one second and then so sweet the next. And I don't understand it. Explain it to me, please. I can't explain that to you. I mean, for this recording 20 minutes ago, you said, sure, I'll go to the recording. There better be a

watermelon water from Erewhon waiting for me. - Okay, have you had a watermelon water from Erewhon? - No, but, okay, but-- - It's really good, it really hydrates you. There's so many electrolytes and I'm not, that's like not an endorsement. I just have one every day. - You think I'm gonna be like your little bitch and run-- - No, but when you do my show, I fucking fly you out, put you in a nice hotel, make sure you're taken care of. Like there's just levels to the treatment.

And I think that my request of one simple watermelon water, $4.79 at Air One, you can get that shit any day compared to nice hotels, flights, flying out alley. Okay, so he got me a one night stay at a hotel. I want to understand like the real Stiney for real. So how is your dating life been?

It's been good. I've switched it up a lot recently. What does that mean? I had a phase of just going a little wild. Okay. And I slowed that down and just realized that...

fucking dating sleeping around it's kind of overrated and it's just kind of empty and i think really finding like something that you have similar with a significant other is way more important than just partying meeting each other having a fun time like the next day you're not you're not leaving happy sonny is this you know this is real and you you leave yeah and uh i've

I've been trying to get into more serious relationships lately. I think that's really important to have a companion rather than just like a one night stand. You swear on everything that what just came out of your mouth is real. I don't know, but I'm really trying to believe it. I don't know, but I'm really, really trying to believe that. Oh.

So I'm going with that right now. Yes. Okay. But what if you don't believe that? Like, what if you're like... That's why I think that the best thing to do is to just move really fast, which is what I'm doing. Move really fast? What does that mean? Like, I dated this chick for two weeks, took her to my parents' house, met my parents. We might be getting married. Who knows? You are so full of shit. I swear. I just think, like, why not just jump into it? And then... So you have a girlfriend? No. No.

But I'm seeing somebody. I'm not going to jump to titles yet because we haven't gotten to that conversation. But we're moving fast, but moving slow with the titles. Yeah. Which is fair. I mean, I met your fucking dad. So that shit doesn't mean anything. Set him up with your mom. Kate, that's crazy. That's not crazy. That's actually a good combo. I don't want to talk about that, but we should do that. I mean. Then we could spend a lot more time together.

Imagine if there's a world where we have Thanksgiving at the same house and we have to be there together. If we're related, then you can't fuck me. No, I can. Step is different than, we're not blood related. No, no. Why? That whole house will just be fucking. Okay, does no one think that's weird? Like on porn, it's fine. Like you fuck like your stepbrother, whatever, porn. But like, you know the movie Clueless? Yeah, I do actually. And she falls in love. What's her name? The actress in that.

Alicia Silverstone. - Yeah, she was great in that. - She was, incredible. She ends up falling in love with her, is it her, not her half brother, okay, no, that would be incest. - No, it's a step brother. - Okay, her step brother. Is that cool? Like, is that fine? - Fuck yeah, that's fine. - I don't think it is. - That's the only perk of having like a step parent. Maybe the step kids will be kind of hot. - Or I don't know, like the parent could-- - What's cool about that? Like, do you wanna have, like, do you have step parents?

Yes, I do. Okay. And do you like have to feel like you have to have a relationship with them? Well, they're not really step. Wait, wait, not your mom, right?

Your mom's single? Yeah, my mom's single. Okay. No, but I have a half-sibling. Is that, like, a problem for you? Like, do you guys go out in public together? My mom and I? Yeah. Yeah, what do you mean? I feel like I could catch her, like, one night at a club, and I would, she'd, like, my head would turn, and I'd be like, holy shit. Like, she's so beautiful. She is gorgeous. I'm like, holy shit. Mm-hmm. Like...

we're cool. I don't know our vibe, but like if it doesn't work out, would you give me permission to maybe slide? This is why I need you to never, ever, ever for the rest of your life and my life, tell me. But what if I told you I could take care of your mom? Sophia, can I take you to dinner? Can I take you to dinner? Like, let's hang out. Like, you know, I like you. It'll be fun. Just one-on-one though. Like, this has to be like a serious thing. And then you talk about

hooking up with my mom. Nah, you don't have it right. Okay, we just talked about Thanksgiving. Imagine you come down, you run down the stairs for Thanksgiving. And I see you fucking my mom. Your mom's putting the turkey on the table. I have my hands on my...

On your dick? No, on my hips. And I go, hey, sweetheart, like, sit down and me and your mother cut the turkey together and you just become my stepdaughter. That's disgusting. You are repulsive. What's gross about that? How's that repulsive? Oh, my God. Me and her had a vibe. Oh, my God. Did we not? Okay. Okay, so do you and your dad both fuck girls together? What the hell is wrong with you? Even though I feel like I probably could if I wanted to pull his girlfriend, I probably could.

But I mean, you're saying like, oh my God, like let's hook, you know, my dad up with your mom. And then two seconds later, like I could totally see myself fucking your mom. No, not fucking her, but taking care of her and making sure that. That's disgusting. In a way, you have to respect that because that means that you're going to be taken care of. You're gross. Okay, do me a favor. Call me dad and let's see how it goes. Can you just say. Never in a million. Just say dad and let's see if it feels right. It might feel right. Okay. Okay.

Well, it's the options there. I mean, it's up to your mom. No. Have you ever fucked a girl that your dad has also fucked? No. Fuck no. Okay. Do you have any brothers or sisters? I have a brother and a sister. Okay. Have you and your brother ever fucked the same girl? Not at the same time. Maybe. Or not that I'm aware of. Okay. Yeah. But you and your dad, no. No. Would it be weird if you and your brother fucked the same girl? I feel like brothers are like kind of okay with that.

Kind of depends on the circumstances, but yeah, it might be weird. Okay. Yeah. And then with your dad, though, it'd be like totally weird. Yeah. My dad's fucking 70 years old, so I hope we're not sleeping with the same girls. Do you think, I mean, I'm... Why, do you want to date my dad? I mean, I'm into older guys.

Okay, well, I can hook you guys up and let's do that. You date my dad, I'll date your mom. I will do that. Wait, what would you... That is something I will 100% do. If you're down, I will drop everything and commit to your mom exclusive. We'll have a lawyer draft up an exclusive agreement. I'll sign. Okay, well, I'm just letting you know right now, between your dad and I and our prenup, like, I'm writing you the fuck out of the will immediately. That'd be the first thing I do. Take it. I don't need it. Okay, so...

You don't need it? Take it, please. Okay, great. But maybe I'll fuck your dad. I don't know. He's 70? Maybe. More in his 60s. Okay. Do you like brunettes or blondes? Curious. Brunettes. Okay. I have a new thing where I'm only seeing Latina women. How convenient. Well, I mean, spending a lot of time in Miami and listening to Bad Bunny a lot, I've decided that I need to be with more of a Latina woman. So my current girl and long-term...

It's forever. I love you. I'm sorry. Are you just are you trying to are you targeting me right now or this gorgeous producer here that's engineering? I already talked to the producer. She's beautiful. She's actually from not too far from where my girl's from. My girl's from Spain. And yeah, no, I'm focused on our relationship and she's a Latina and I just am switching it up. So did she go to school? Yes. What's her job?

You're making up a job right now. This girl doesn't exist. She does exist, but her job is to fucking make me happy. She's fucking taken care of.

It's moments like this. So you're into brunettes. Is it, when it comes to dudes, is it like that strict of a policy? It's either blondes or brunettes. No, I mean, I don't think it's that strict of a policy, but if you're attracted to what you're attracted to. Okay. So like, I'm not going to pass up a blonde if she's good looking and we have a connection, but I would prefer certain things. So if I have a brunette Latina from Madrid, I'm

That's probably who I'm gonna choose or who I'm gonna go for. But no, we have a really good vibe and she's really like, she's super social, super, like she's very fun. One thing I really need is I like to be in the action and go out to dinner, go out at night and do things like that. And she's all about that. Okay, Stiney, we hung out at a party in New York.

And fuck, I forgot about that. Yeah. The next day you called me and you were like, Sophia, you were the most beautiful girl there last night. I think we should go to dinner. Let's go to dinner. I'm going to make reservations like going off.

And what did I say to you? I was like, Stiney, I don't believe you. And you told me, Sophia, why would you not believe me? I'm being dead serious. And then, and we will pull up this video, but for people just listening in their headphones, I will explain it to you. It is Stiney in my apartment the night before this.

Caressing. Caressing is a fucking crazy word. I think that's... Caressing is aggressive word for what actually... Aggressive? Caressing? Roll the fucking tapes. Fondling. Roll the fucking tapes. You are fondling my best friend. What about showing some love? No one does that.

People do that. No, they do not. No, they do not. And that was not caressing or fondling. That was a fucking love like, hey, are you okay type thing. No, no, no. Yeah, here's the fucking setup, huh? Anyway, go on with your story. Anyways, it's a video of you and you are rubbing your hand up and down my best friend's leg.

She told me she had a fucking, she tore her ACL and I'm trying to make sure like her knee's repaired properly. You know what? For everyone listening, I will post this video and you can comment and interpret it however the fuck you want. So if you're gonna have Franklin with a Y, I'm gonna post it on literally every single social so everyone can decide. But my point is, Stiney, you talk about wanting to go on a date and all of these things, but then you pull shit like that.

So how am I supposed to believe you? What would you rather have? Me be your stepdad or me smash your best friend in your room? If you had to pick. Smash my best friend? You're going to be my stepdad? Wait, that's the best two scenarios ever. I feel like...

Okay, you come down on Thanksgiving and I'm dating your mom or I have your best friend and we're fucking hooking up in your bed. Honestly, I'd be like, you know what? This is crazy. Like this is I don't know like what's wrong with Ali right now to like be doing that. But you being my dad, stepdad, stepdad is oh my God, you fucking my mom. No, I'll do anything to make that happen.

I thought you wanted to fuck me. Who is it? You want to fuck my mom, you want to fuck me, or you want to fuck Allie? Which one? Do you want to order? Mrs. Franklin, Allie, Sophia. Are you fucking kidding me? I wish I was, but I can't control myself. Okay, so I'm just never going to believe anything you say from here on out. All right, so let's do a little... Can I ask you something? What? Do you want your mom to be lonely? No.

There's a UFC fight this Saturday. She'll sit fucking ringside with me. I'll have my arm around her like we'll have a good time. Come back here. The Nelk house is a fucking nice house in Orange County. Yeah. I have a great bedroom. She can move in there. Mm hmm. The chef is like. And you would have 40 years old. Yes.

But why is that so crazy? Your mom's a fucking smoke show. Okay, that's fine. And she has, like, everything that you have without, like, the toxic thing. I think, like, me and her could go on hikes and, like, fucking explore.

Oh, you don't think I've ever been on a fucking hike? You want to go get fucked up at a New York bar. It's like, yo, me and your mom went snorkeling in the fucking Pacific last night or yesterday. Oh, my God. Those are things that I want to do that me and her could do together that I don't think that me and you could do together. Because you're looking to do these party things. You want to stay at the Montage in fucking Laguna. Me and her can show up, get a couple beach towels, enjoy each other's company, bring frozen grapes, feed each other, and fucking...

Hang out at the Nelk House. That's disgusting. And hang out at the Nelk House. That is disgusting. I'm going to suck your dad's dick. He is going to come in my mouth. I'm going to swallow harder than he ever has in his entire fucking life. Holy shit. I'm being dead serious. I'm going to deep throw. I'll give him that. If he wants to do that, that's all he needs. I'll give him that. What do you mean if he wants to? Oh, he'll want to. Trust me. Holy shit.

I'm gonna slip him a little Cialis. I'm gonna ride that dick till it's fucking like blue and black. Is this how I talk? Yeah. Is this how I make you feel? Because holy shit. I'm done doing all that. Do you think...

Do you think your dad would be upset? No, I think he'd be fucking stoked. Thank you. And you want your dad to be happy. Okay, great. Okay, so fucking do it. All right, so we're doing a little swap. We're trade-off. Mm-hmm. And I just want to let you know, like, when you come down on Christmas, that tree's going to be the most loaded you've ever seen it. Like, there's perks for you, too. Is that a sexual innuendo? No, I'm just saying, like, when you come down in your candy cane pajamas, you're going to be like, holy fuck, like, this guy went over the top, like...

- Dad, thank you so much. - With the presents under the tree? - Yeah, you're gonna have 100,000 gifts. So I just wanna let you know, like there are perks to me being your dad. - Okay, got it. Well, I'm gonna be completely inappropriate and I'm gonna come downstairs after fucking your dad

on christmas morning in lingerie and a santa claus hat and be like oh my god your dad is so good it's good for him yo that's it see that's what you don't understand that's a double win okay we're both winning at that point okay i think you might think to yourself like oh i this up like i should have i should have been the one to do you know what you can't knock it till you try it so you let me know and we can move forward we'll ask your dad don't ask me he's in okay but ask him like how it is because it will end up happening

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Okay, Stiney, so I want to ask you a few questions because I don't have that many straight heterosexual men on my show. What are some things that men find attractive that women would never guess? So you can't just be like, oh my God, like big tits, like fat ass. That's a good question. I think girls kind of underestimate how important it is on that first conversation and how...

outgoing you are. If you're not outgoing, you're not fun to talk to, doesn't matter how hot you are, then it's not worth it. Oh my God, so you care about personality? Fuck yeah, I do. Wow.

I'd rather talk to somebody who's fun, outgoing, has like good morals or whatever. Let's say there's two girls, right? Okay. You have the Sports Illustrated model who has zero personality, who's like talking to a fucking wall. Or you have somebody else who's just a normal person but is very outgoing, fun to talk to, a good time. Choose the person with the good time all day. Really? Yes. You mean that? I swear to God, yeah. Okay. I think you... You know what? Because for me...

For me, I don't want to just hook up or whatever, hang out with somebody that I don't have any sort of connection with. There's no point in that. That sucks. What's cool about that? Nothing. Nothing. And I think I've dated someone like that for way too long and it went on way longer than it should have. If there is nothing intellectually stimulating or... Why are you smiling? No, I'm just... This is funny. I'm sorry. Okay.

If there's like no intellectual stimulation or they don't make you laugh at all, if you're carrying the entire conversation, why are you smirking right now? I'm just picturing like, yo, if there's one day at your house where like I have to put on the Santa fit and like keep the thing going where you guys think Santa's real, like I'll do that. What the fuck does that have to do? Okay, just keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

I'm really just fixing the whole... Yeah. I'm kind of thinking like we could date. I'm down to try it. Like the way you just answered that. I'm down to try it, but you won't give me a real shot. So it's like I moved on. How can I? When you've already tried to fuck the two girls who are in this room that are not me. Okay, that's not true, by the way. Audio engineer, I was having a genuine conversation with you. Claire, you're very sweet. And...

Okay, I definitely did try and fuck Ellie like your friend. Okay. But like in a nice, like genuine your permission way. You did not ask me for my permission at all. And you did not look at me one time and ask me like, okay, do you feel comfortable? She's like sitting next to me and shit and like all close to me and you're fucking over there. So I thought like, you know what? You're right, babe.

when we date and i why not just try it accidentally falls into my vagina i'm gonna say oh my god like he was just super close to me and like you were like far away and like i couldn't find you at the party like that's the type of like you say okay moving on i want like the real steiny i don't know if it's like an i don't know if it's like the sweetest guy ever i don't know what it is but let's just continue what is the most attractive thing a woman can do in bed

suck my dick no that is huge like just for the girls out there like if you want to have a guy like really hit you up again and like right okay be interested like that is a head start for sure if you catch that too no pun intended that was great yeah but um i think be social be social like just talk during sex for sure

Okay. No guy's going to be like, yo, that chick was too freaky. Just say some shit. Okay. Say something. Can you give us an example? Yeah. I have an IUD. Just say it and just fucking roll with the punches later. Okay. You say that and that guy's like, hell yes. Yes. Okay. That's a great one. So dirty talk. I have an IUD. Yes. I like that. Okay. Give me another one. You're killing it. Okay.

Fuck, I don't know. That's tough. IUD is big and just I don't know. There's a few things. Say daddy for sure. Daddy. Okay. Okay. Why is the IUD a turn on? Like are you really scared girls are trying to trap you and like have your baby? No, but an IUD is cool for both people because it's just safe.

It's safe so she doesn't get pregnant. Yeah, so I just believe in like practicing safe sex or whatever you want to say. Yeah, I totally get that. Have you ever accidentally came in a girl? Yeah, of course. Okay, and do you believe her when she's like, oh my God, I'm going to get the day after pill? I think that's like an event that we encounter together the next day. Okay, so you don't fucking trust her when she says it. No, but it's just I think some girls are like, hey, like,

Don't need to worry about that. But if it's like, I've only had that happen a couple times. And they've been very cool about it. I've been like, hey, let's go take care of that. And I'm happy to pay for it, whatever. So that's you saying you would not believe a girl to just do it on her own accord. You'd be like, oh, this bitch is trying to trap me. No, I think the next day, it's like, like I said, I don't just sleep with fucking random people.

random chicks all the time that are like you know what i mean that i like i have a connection with them we have a friendship at that point and they're like hey like do you know what happened last night yeah okay should we go get plan b yeah let's go get it okay yeah but like would you trust her to just get it by herself just be real right now of course yeah okay you would you'd be like okay why are you smiling i'm not because you wouldn't fucking believe her why does that i mean i don't know why that's so important but yeah i mean yeah you want to facetime me and like show like sure

Okay, so you have to have like somewhat of an emotional connection with a girl before you fuck her? Absolutely. Okay. I didn't, like I did not think you were that type of guy. I don't understand how people can hook up or whatever, leave like a club or a bar in that kind of situation.

without having some sort of connection. Like I wouldn't have the confidence or the ability to be like, hey, do you want to go back to hang out at my place? Whatever you're going to say without knowing that there's an established connection first. Like I'd feel like a weirdo being like to someone who I don't have a connection with, like, yo, let's like, it's just weird. I'd rather know that connection's there. We're having a good time and be like,

yo, let's go chill there. Yeah, I mean, no, that I completely understand, but you can only make so much of a connection with someone at the club. Like you're not making like a serious deep connection. I disagree. If you're like hanging out, talking, dancing, having a good time, I think that's a good connection. I mean, no. Well, then I don't know. I feel like you've definitely been that chick at the club a couple times that's been like...

Let's go back to your place. A hundred percent. There's nothing wrong with that. No. So I think that you would agree that you can make that connection. Unless you just like to not have that connection and just fucking sleep with whoever. I don't know what your vibe is. We're completely on different wavelengths. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. Obviously, you need to have a connection with someone. Duh. But when you say connection, I thought you meant you have to have some kind of connection

repertoire with them. Like you understand them, you've had multiple conversations. Maybe there's not feelings involved yet, but you think there could be. - Yeah, I think it's just more like, yeah, we're having a really fun time. The vibe is pretty apparent. - And I wanna have sex. - Yeah.

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Did you say, can I take your credit card home to my mom? No, no, go ahead. What was your last question? You asked me to pay for your valet parking at my hotel. I'll be cash. I'll be. Okay. What's the next one? That's not. Okay. No, no. You asked me to pay for shit all the time and you're like, piss at you how to buy me a flight. I mean, it's true. It really is true. Okay. So, oh, this is what I really need to know. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Have you ever dick fished?

I don't know what that means. Made your dick look bigger in a pic to impress a girl. Never one time in my life sent a dick pic. I never will. Do we believe him? That's on my mom's life. Why? Because you're not proud of it? No, because that's just like because it's dumb. You really trust the person that much to not screenshot that or say some shit. And also I've never. Your face isn't in it. Yeah, but that's just not my thing. I don't like that. Do you think if you were proud of your dick, you would take pictures of it? I'm proud of my dick.

But I don't think... When you're proud of things, you take pictures of them. You're kids. Yeah, but sending a nude is pretty fucking... At the same time, it's a risk. It's a gamble. You don't know where that's going to end up. Who's going to see that? And I don't have... That's not my thing. I don't do that. Let's get that straight because now you're trying to angle this and say like, oh my God, he probably has a tiny penis. No, I'm not. That's not what's going on here at all. It's just I don't really agree or think it's necessary to send that shit. Okay. Like, yo, if I'm turned on by you, like, let's...

Hang out. Let's meet up. And see it in person. See it in person. Yeah, I don't need to fucking put that shit on the whatever. Okay. On Snapchat. I can teach you like how to angle the camera and stuff. No, I don't need that. Trust me. And if you want to fucking go through it like the real way, then you let me know. And you can judge it that way. Or actually, sorry. I'm so sorry to offend your mom like that. Ask your mom what she thinks.

And then just get hers. Okay. Fantastic. You will not touch my mom with a 10-foot pole, by the way. Let me ask you this. Obviously, you like receiving nudes from women. I mean, sometimes I just get them randomly on Snapchat, but yeah. But you like them is what I'm saying. Sure. I mean, who's going to say no? Thank you. What's like the best nude? Tits?

- Ass shot or like just spread legs, spread pussy out? - No, too aggressive. - Oh, okay. - I think like ass in the mirror is the best. - Really? - Yeah. - Okay. - If you really wanna just send a random one and get them going, that's the way. - The ass in the mirror. - Yeah. - I like that. Okay, that's great, great to know. Okay, this is gonna be our last question, Stiney. When did you lose your virginity?

Because you kind of act like you lost it at- 16. 21, 22, 23. How old are you? 16. Okay. I lost it at 16. Okay. I lost mine at 17. But how old are you? 28. Were you in love with that girl? No. No? Not at all? Was it weird? Was it awkward? Yeah, it didn't really go the way I thought it would. How about you?

In what way? What, yours was like the football quarterback. Ew. Through the game winning touchdown and he fucking picked me out of the stands. Do I seem like that type of bitch? You do. No, I have no idea who I lost it to because I was so drunk. Yeah, see, I don't encourage that. No, I don't encourage that. I'm telling you my story. I had a connection and we fucking, we tried it out. Yeah. I'm telling my story. I don't, I did hook up with this guy. It's not that I don't remember it. It's just a little bit blurry. Yeah.

I think I was drinking like, oh my God, like Ice 101. Was that a drink? Smearing off ice, maybe. No, it was something else. Whatever. And we were camping. I didn't even start drinking until I was 21.

That's a lie, but cool. No. He stuck his dick in, but like only like this, like just the head. Just the tip. Just the tip. And then what did you say? Like, give me the whole thing or what? I mean, I think I probably maybe asked him to do that, but it was just this far in. Like, would you count that as sex?

No. Like did I lose? Okay, thank you. So then I lost it to my boyfriend. So then you went to the backup quarterback. Yeah. Okay. And the entire football team ran a train on me, Stiney. Nice. It was so good. I wouldn't expect it any other way. It was magical. Okay, Stiney, I said that was the last question, but I do have one more for real. What are things girls could do in a relationship that would make you automatically end the relationship? But not something obvious like cheating. Oh, that's so tough.

Oh, fuck. End the relationship immediately? Mm-hmm. Well, I want to say trust issues, but that's so, like, existing. Wait, you would end things with the girl if she had trust issues? Yeah, 100%. If you can't trust me, then peace. Are you joking? No, I mean, I think that's a problem. And I think that the reason behind that is because if that girl's having those, like, let's say, insecurities or those problems or doesn't trust you, that means that the guy's probably doing that.

The guy that you're with, if you feel like he's doing that, then he's probably doing it. So I think that that relationship shouldn't exist. But if she trusts you, she knows like, like the girl I'm coming with, I swear to God, I only want to be with her.

And she knows that. So she has no trust issues. It's the best life ever. Okay. You know. But you and I are going to go to dinner. Yeah. As friends. Okay. You're bringing Allie too. So don't single her out. And you're talking about fucking my mom. But you just said like you have a girl. Is she your girlfriend? Are you guys. What are you? We're exclusive. There's a lawyer drafting a contract for an exclusivity contract. For you and this girl. An exclusivity contract. Yeah. Love that. Yeah. So that's a made up girl. But that's completely fine. So.

So I'm just going to let you know something, Stiney, because I am a little bit older and wiser. Everyone has trust issues, yourself included. So that being a deal breaker is the most, is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That can't be a deal breaker. I don't know. I mean, I don't know what else there is to say. Like, that's all I got. Okay, I have one. There's a lot of perks that I can say, like, that girls will do. Like, little things, I've realized, are very...

Attractive and helped me a lot. Okay, like what? Like I left, I stayed at her place in Miami and she, I know, while I was visiting and I left and I came back and all my clothes were folded and it was just a nice gesture and it was like very attractive and I was like, wow, that was so sweet of you. Yeah. That did not make you like her more. It did though because I've never had somebody do that for me. It was just like different, like hey, like she went out of her way to do something nice for me and

And then, yeah. Okay. So you kind of like subservient girls. What's that mean? Like just they fold your laundry. No, that's see, here you go trying to twist it. I'm just seeing a trend. I think that that shows like, hey, I'm going to go out of my way because I appreciate you to do something really nice for you.

Like, I'm a fucking mess. I live out of my suitcase. Yeah. I don't have a home that I stay at every night. Okay, but that's my life. I travel the whole country every week. So when I have somebody that's doing nice things for me, subtle nice things for me that aren't a big deal, they're a big deal to me, and they show, like, wow, this person actually cares about me. Okay. Because the fucking previous 10 girls that I've dated have never done anything like that or close to that. So, yeah. Okay, that I understand. It wasn't the fact that she was, like,

you know, doing your laundry, making a sandwich. It was just the fact that she did something. She goes out of her way to do something nice for me. Yeah. A little thing like that. It goes a long way. Yes. Like a guy like sending flowers. Yeah, but that's easy. That's easy? Venus of four or whatever. Yeah. What, folding your five t-shirts is hard? No, she did the whole suitcase. It was like 20 items in there.

Okay. I don't know if it's that hard, but I get what you're saying. Okay, but who wants to go do that? Like, I can order flowers right now on my phone to your place. Okay, but... And I will if that's like a deal breaker or some shit. It's not that deep. It's just like for me, it was something that I recognized. I appreciated. Okay. But you said you had some perk or some bullshit that you wanted to share. Going through the phone.

i used to think that was a total deal breaker i'm a little bit more lenient now but if they've gone through it five times in six i think that's you don't think i don't think that should be allowed to ever go through the phone no absolutely not like that's that's an invasion of privacy and if you have to do that then like i said there's obviously a problem yeah you're not doing that while trusting your person right right are you down to share your location

With a girlfriend. No. Okay. I agree with that. We're on the same page. These are things like going through the phone and fucking sharing locations are things that cause future problems. Yeah. You know? Well, you and I are also shady people. Okay, don't bring me into that. Who the fuck are you to say you and I and bring me into that? Have you ever cheated? You're a shady person. Have you ever cheated?

yeah okay so so have i so that's why we're like oh my god you like embrace that i am absolutely devastated that i ever treated that person that way and you're like yeah i fucking cheated i don't fuck yeah i cheated i don't on the other hand i'm sad as fuck like hey i made a really bad decision last night hey sorry i didn't know what to do and i'm you have remorse yes and you don't no it's not that i don't have and i'm kind of like turned on by that is that weird

All right. So I'm just going to- Should we wrap it there? You know what? Yeah. We're going to wrap it up now. Sleuths and everyone listening, I'm going to leave it up to you guys to decide, is Stiney the nicest guy on planet Earth and I should absolutely date him or is he a serial killer and a sociopath and everything that comes out of his mouth is just complete insanity and bullshit? Or maybe somewhere in the middle. Mm-hmm.

Those are two fucking crazy, like, fine lines, right? I think it's one or the other. Like, there's no middle ground here, but Stiney, I love you. Thank you so much for coming on. Where can they find you? One Night with Stiney, Full Sun Podcast, Nelt Boys, Happy Dad, Go Get Happy Dad. Sophia's amazing. As much as we fuck with each other, she's the best. So glad we could finally do this. Me too. And I'll see who...

I'll see you Thanksgiving morning. You're disgusting, but thank you so much for coming on. All right, let's go. And I'm repulsed, but I guess let's go fucking grab drinks. All right, flutes. I will see you guys next week. Bye.