Juicy Sloot ft. Heather McDonald 47:06

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- Hi everyone. Thank you everyone for tuning in. Welcome to Sophia with an F. I am joined by Heather McDonald. - Hi. - You need no intro. - Oh. - You just don't. - I think I probably do.

Do you want me to interview? Sure, say whatever you want. Okay, Juicy Scoop, one of the top podcasts. You talk pop culture, witty, a little bit controversial, would you say? Yeah, sometimes. Here and there? Yeah, sure. And fucking hilarious. Thank you. And hot as shit. Oh, thanks. I mean, her tits and the way she's dressed. I'm kind of... I have a thing that I'm going to after, so that's why I got all cute. Then go to my thing. Yeah. Well, you're making me look like shit.

Well, I think you look beautiful. Thank you so much. Okay, Heather, so much shit I want to talk about. Heather and I, we hung out a couple times in New York. Yes, with Lala and Katie. Yes, Lala, Katie Maloney is how you say it? Yes, uh-huh. And...

They're from Vanderpump Rules, for those of you who don't know. One of the best reality shows. Yes, but I do have to say, the second night we hung out, you did, like, ghost us. Do you remember what happened? The first night...

very cute Saxon City. We order Cosmos. We're gossiping. Beautiful. Yes. Beautiful night. Then a few days later, we all go out. But I met you very late because I was coming from my I did a live Juicy Scoop and I was coming from Times Square and I was like, just please like order me a drink. I'm so starving. It was so hard to get.

a cab or a Uber or whatever. So when I got there, you guys had had some tequila. People had sent you tequila. Mm-hmm. And of course, Lala doesn't drink, so you had to drink the tequila, just you and Katie. Right. So then I had some, but you were, you know, many drinks in. Yes. And I don't drink during my shows, so my first drink was like at 11. Right, right. So...

So I was drinking, obviously, and I went to the restroom, but I wasn't acting like crazy out of control. I was very... Right. You were... No, no. That's why... So did you go to the bathroom and just... You're like, I hit a wall. I just got to go home. One... I was... I remember being in the bathroom stall and thinking to myself, I'm about to enter a brownout, blackout, not in control. So I'm going to remove myself from the situation. Good.

So I just, I called an Uber and I was out. I didn't say bye. I didn't do, I just disappeared. I don't think it's bad that you disappeared at all. I've been there where you're just getting, you're getting too drunk and you're like, you know what? I just want to leave.

But what you should have done is just text. No, you should have just texted and said, I'm drunk. I hit a wall. I'm in a car. And then, you know, once I'm in my house, I'm back. I'm safe. I agree with that. But in my defense, Heather...

I was I think I was already like in that state in the dark loop. Yeah. Yeah. In the loop. And the only thing I could do is call an Uber. You know what I mean? Well, I'm glad you made it home alive. I kind of think it was admirable. Really what I did. Well, then the day and Lala was texting to go meet a dude.

Yes. So we were I was all excited about that. Living vicariously through the single girls. Right. And so we send her off in a car and Katie and I went to some other place. And then the next day I'm like, how was the D? Like what happened? And she's like, oh, as I was getting there, I just decided no and turned back around.

And I was like, what? And the guy was like, wait, what? He's like, I'm standing outside. When is your car coming? And she was like, you know what? Stop. Yeah. So she made it to Brooklyn? Yeah. She like was going the whole way and then just was like, he texted or said something. And all of a sudden she's like, not feeling it. And then just like went back. And that was the end of it. That is not. Yeah.

She's a fucking icon. Yeah. And that's not surprising to me for some reason. That's fucking badass. You're not feeling it anymore. You leave. But I was excited for the story. I know. And there was no story. I know. Hey, OK. And my story was bathroom stall. I was like, I will do something inappropriate or, you know, make a fool of myself. I need to remove myself from the situation. Good call. You know, I love my jacket.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Did you ever get it back? I did get it back. And I remember you, Lala, and Katie all took a group picture. Oh, yeah. And I saw it the next day and I was like...

this is fucked up. Like, it's one thing to have fun without... I remember we were sitting there, we're like, and Lala's like, no, I think she's gone. I'm like, yeah, that is really weird. It's been a really long time. But it's fine. It's all good. No, now that I'm thinking about it, though, if someone, if you're having dinner and someone just says, what did I say? I need to use the restroom. And they disappear and never come back.

It's all okay. It's, yeah, you're right. It's fine. I learned from it. I'm doing great. I think it was smart. Yeah, I do too. Because if I would have gone back to the table, then scary shit would have happened. I agree. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

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Your cash back really adds up. So let's jump into pop culture. Sure. Which I don't really talk about on my show. I talk about sex and I'm not going to go there with you. Okay. I probably can't contribute that much. Why do you say that? Because you're not happy or because you don't want to talk about it?

No one wants to hear about old married sex. It's fine. It's good. We know how to do it. It's worked out just fine. Yeah. I am not going to give you any tips that you don't know and could teach me. Okay. I can give you tips on staying married. And put up with a lot. Okay. Yeah. And don't make a big deal out of things. And know that it's not that great out there.

So if you found one that's pretty good, and he's not like cheating, and he's not a drug addict, and he's pretty good with money, and you can laugh. Hold on. Will he annoy you? Yeah. Will he like clear his throat? Right. A lot? No.

Just to annoy you or to be like an annoying person. Yeah, it happens. Right. But just leave the room. Don't go to the Marriott. Don't pack up your bags. Okay. Just get over it. Yeah. Yeah. You just put up with it. You just have to put up with it. Pour yourself a drink, maybe. Yeah. Just, yeah. Whatever works. Yeah. And don't address it. Don't address it.

Like, I am raising teenage boys. There's just an element where it's like they're all the same. Raising the boys helped me understand my husband more. That's really interesting. Because men have a different way of looking at life. And so many girls think it's like...

Oh, my God. He doesn't care. And he's insensitive. And no, they're a completely different brain and a different species. And the sooner you get that, and the more you kind of handle your relationship yourself, and don't go to council for four hours at brunch. I just saw this, and it was someone else's podcast, so I will not take credit for this. This person's like, you know, here Beyonce has every song, all the single ladies, and kick him to the curb. It's like...

Jay-Z totally cheated on her and she stayed with him. She's like the most successful singer in the world and she still chose to stay. Yeah. Even if fidelity is not a big deal and you want to forgive your spouse. I always just tell people, especially if you have kids, it's not always going to be roses. Of course. But if you're about family, I always say, when you look at your husband, do you see yourself babysitting your grandkids with him? And if you're like, yes, I would like to have that.

then you should try to make it work as much as you can. If it's like, no, I cannot stand and nothing sounds worse than having to spend another 20 years with him, then you should start to get your exit and you should try to do your exit while you're young and hot. Right. That is the smartest thing I've ever heard. That's just what came into my mind because I'd be frustrated and there'd be times when, you know, your friends are getting divorced and you're all getting nails together and the new guy...

is there and oh no no no you know Jenny's new boyfriend picked up the nails for everybody and I'm like I've been going to the same nail place for like five years if I had a heart attack there my husband would not know where to go

Like, he wouldn't be like, let me run over there. He'd be like, where is she? Right. But again... But you don't get jealous. No, I don't get jealous. But I'm saying that's where then sometimes when you are in a pool of, like, married women and some are getting divorced and the new guy just seems so amazing because it's new. You start questioning who the fuck you're with. And then you're, like, looking at your husband who's, like, doesn't care. Right. So there's just waves of it. I mean, I question it even...

With like a new boyfriend. Yeah. But a guy will always be... Everybody's going to be on better behavior the first three months. Exactly. And some people call that love bombing. Sometimes that's just like being on good behavior. Yeah. And it doesn't mean that it won't... That it's necessarily going to stop after three months. But most likely it's not going to be...

You know, that's why I think it's crazy when like certain people have a boyfriend and they're like, I'm going to write a book now about love because I finally found love and I'm going to teach you how to love it. And then they're broken up after six months. I know. I'm glad you got that book deal, girl. Really? Are you serious? OK, that's why you need to keep it to yourself. Yeah. Your happiness and how in love you are.

Internalize it. Except some people use it for press, though. Some people use relationships for press. Right. And... If you're making money, then I support it. But then you do look really dumb after. Like, I am so sick...

Of seeing Pete Davidson. Are we really supposed to think that like he didn't call the paparazzis on this Hawaii vacation? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You really think that? A hundred percent. Okay. Well, let me tell you this. I have some intel. Okay. Please tell. From someone who is very close to him.

And when he was dating, dating, this is air quotes, Emily Ratajkowski, he got very upset that she called paparazzi on them. I believe she called him. Yes, I do. But I know, I also have some intel. When he was dating someone before Kim.

And they were in the paparazzi world. And he would be like, hey, you know, or here's a picture of your. So he was doing it. He was. Yes. I think. Do they all do it? I think he I think he loves it. I don't think it's a bad thing to like love it. I think it's smart to know that he is way more famous for the women he's dated. Yeah. And the the king of Staten Island or whatever that movie was. Did you see it?

Absolutely not. But I do think he's very talented. Oh, he's dating his co-star from Body's Body's Body. So that helps. That makes, if you haven't seen Body Body, whatever, I haven't, it would make you kind of go, well, maybe I should see that. And it doesn't mean that he doesn't like this girl and that they're not boning and having a blast. Right. But there's, I definitely think for people, it benefits them to,

Because it's a conversation or the fact that they'll constantly bring up or joke about an ex-boyfriend all the time, even though it was lasted three months. It gets another page six article written about you and you have to stay relevant. And like, right. But sometimes it's really conscious. Sometimes it's not. But why would he be annoyed at Emily doing it when he's out here doing the same shit? Because I don't think he was that into Emily.

Really? Yeah, that's what I think. I don't know. I think, well, until... I think they boned and stuff, but I don't think it was like a love affair. No, no, no. Yeah. It was like, this is the best sex, her body, incredible, but there wasn't a real depth connection. The way that I talk about it, like, what the fuck do I know? I have no clue. No, but I think, I'm assuming sex with Ellie Ratajkowski is great. She's gorgeous. Assuming. I think it was one of those things that maybe he...

Didn't want it to be a big story because he has such a reputation of going from girl to girl to girl. So he was like maybe happy to be dating and in her presence. But he didn't want all these stories because of the reason why now I'm like annoyed and over it. You're annoyed. Yeah, I liked following the Kim and Pete. At one point I was like, my God, if they get...

past Christmas, then I think this could really be, who knows? And then they broke up and I'm like, okay. And then I saw the Emily and I was like, I'm done. Done. Now I'm done with you. So he probably listens to Juicy Scoop and he was like, Heather turned on me during the Emily part. And I have to keep it on the down low now. Yeah. Which, by the way, the same source that gave me that intel, she told me he's looking for a normal girl now. Let me send him a pic of you.

You're considered normal. You mean non-famous? Non-actress? I would never call paparazzi. I am not famous. Absolutely not. And you want to date him. I feel like he has great penis. Dick? Yes, yes. Right? He has to. I saw a picture of it. And? Did I see a photo of it or did somebody tell me? Maybe I imagined in my head. Heather, you would know. Maybe I didn't see a photo of it.

Anyway, the girl I was talking to...

She said she saw a photo of it. Her friend got one. And they knew that it was his because his hand was next to it and all the tats matched. And it was magnificent, is what she said. Now I think maybe I didn't see it and maybe she told me. Or did she pull it up on her phone? I don't know. We have to text her. Whatever the point is, the press is good. It's a really good dick. It's so good for him. Yeah. Well, my selfie did not...

do anything for me, by the way. The selfie that she sent of you? Yeah. Oh. I think it was because I did a peace sign and a kissy face, like duck lips. I went, because I was so nervous. And I think that's what just like fucked me over. What did he say to it? He didn't respond. Oh. But you know what? Now, now I'm actually going to send him a better one in the DMs directly to him. And like redeem myself, you know?

Okay, well then maybe send it before this goes up.

Yeah, because after this, we're, I mean. Okay, I'll give him this. I'm fucked. I'll give him this because he might be your future husband. Okay, it's possible they're on some beach vacation. Who's they? Him and his girlfriend, Chase. So this is if it doesn't work out with Chase. And, you know, he's sitting there, he's smoking a cigarette, and she's there, and they're hugging and kissing. So it is possible that they went on the beach and someone got all the photos that they didn't call up. Okay. Maybe. It's possible. Maybe. Maybe.

Have you ever called paparazzi on yourself? No. But I've had a friend say, we're going to Craig's. Josh Flagg says, and I call the paparazzi. And I was like, oh, okay. Thanks. But I mean, they're kind of there all the time. Right. Was he there with you? Yeah. Okay. No, he wanted it too. So he has the numbers. I don't have the numbers to call. No. How do we get those numbers? I just DM Josh Flagg.

Does he charge to give the numbers out or what? But it's only there. I haven't had it happen. There was one little scandal I was going to, and they did catch me in a parking lot in

And that was 100%. I did not call them. They really did know where I was going to be that day. Explain. And they really did take... Explain. Because this sounds... They caught me in a parking lot. Like, what were you up to? Just look it up. It was a dumb scandal that wasn't true. Okay, whatever. It was a scandal. It was a little scandal. And someone called the paparazzi. I mean, I don't know. But then it came up because it was like the first time I was getting any press and it was very, very bad press. And it came up and it was just like me like...

Like walking to my car like not cute. It's such a bummer because it was like...

I did not like this press at all. Yeah. And so, like, I didn't even get to enjoy it. Right. Because normally that would be, like, the pinnacle of, like, my success. Startup. Someone's, like, you know, following me. But it was bad. Yeah. I mean, I don't think I've ever received positive press. Actually, one time, Forbes. Oh. Mic Drop Forbes did an article that was very positive. Oh, good. Aside from that, definitely.

I would say I have about 15 very, very negative articles out there about me. Yeah. New York Times, The Cut, a lot. Yeah. You know?

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Okay. I do want to talk about someone in particular who I feel is getting a lot of backlash recently. Bethany Frankel. She was my, I'm not going to say my idol. She was my favorite, favorite, favorite housewife out of all the franchises. She's getting in a lot of shit, right? I mean, I

I don't know. I think it's sort of settled down a little bit. But I think... I really think those... The early seasons of All the Housewives were so great. And she really stood out as...

so funny witty so likable yeah she wasn't rich you know she was with Luann being like what do you mean I'm you know she's like oh call me Mrs. Doolittle Saps and she's like like so she was like relatable she was younger yeah and you know and then she had a big level of success like you know with her own show and all this other stuff and no I think what happened is I just feel like

She got, you know, really kind of like very thirsty and annoying. That's what it is. On TikTok and stuff. She's like, I'm not on television anymore. I need to, you know, make up for it. Yeah, do a bunch of things. Right. And so when I kind of like spoke up was when I followed this girl. And she said, you know, this real housewife said,

has sent a cease and desist against me. Crazy. And I had seen her stuff. So I immediately was like, wait, what? What? And so then I reached out to her and I got the full scoop about it. Well, hold on. Let's back up for one second because what was the TikTok that...

She just did a TikTok kind of calling BS on Bethany Frankel saying she does all these makeup tutorials. And she's like, I don't know anything about makeup. We all know that she's leaning towards whether getting an endorsement or coming over there and make it right, which is fine. But it's like she worked. She figured out the formula or someone told her of how TikTok is about authenticity and being organic. So she tried to pretend that.

in this in meredith's opinion and i agree with her to be organic and trying makeup and acting like she doesn't know how to do makeup right meredith found that skinny girl had lip glosses and certain things a couple years ago oh and she just she just ignored that she just acted like who's going to remember that okay but meredith exposed that she's talked about it yeah and then she was like she says all these things and she's acting like it's the top of her head but she's actually trademarking stuff so she's just a very calculating businesswoman but she didn't

She didn't say anything derogatory about her. No, she said the truth. So then she sent the cease and desist letter. And actually, I talked about it on my podcast, but I kind of danced around it because I was actually afraid of Bethany. Why?

Because I've been sued. And rich people can sue and rich people like to sue. That's true. And rich people, it doesn't stress you out like a poor person gets stressed out. But think about how much attention and how many people would be going and listening. I don't like. You don't like that. I don't like a guy walking up my driveway with a Tasmanian devil tattoo on his calf and a stack of papers. I don't like it. What the fuck does that mean? That means you're getting served. Okay. That's what it's like.

Okay. And then you're like, knock the door and you crouch down. Right. And then you're like, oh God, well. I mean, how many times have you gone sued?

You're like the guy with the tattoo. I'm like three or four. Or it's been for other things like you show up for deposition or whatever. And this is just a way to shut you up because it's like you don't have to cease and desist. You don't have to stop talking about it. But if you do, you might get sued. Right. So what young girl who, you know, is trying to just...

be creative and she's gaining following and she's enjoying this as like a side job. Yeah. It's going to continue. Right. And it's not like what she was saying is going to ruin Bethany's fucking career. No, it was so ridiculous. And so anyway, so then I did a video and there's a lot of like TikTok. I remember that video. And I was just like, you know, you're hypocritical. You're the biggest hypocrite in Hollywood, whatever. And.

And then she went back and she's like, I don't even live in Hollywood. I'm like, oh, shut up. Are you serious? Like, you're, you know, you don't get what I'm saying? Yeah. And so then she, you know, kind of like was, you know, kind of poking at me without saying my name. I remember. And then it ended. And it's fine. Yeah. You know, and then like, let her do her thing. I do think it's fine.

and hypocritical that after, you know, and a lot of people said it, including Luann, that after shitting on Housewives, mocking Housewives, making fun of Housewives, that now she has a podcast. Yeah.

But I don't hear anybody talking about that. So I don't know if it's a big hit or not. She has a thing about watching Housewives episodes with like big stars. And then they pick it apart. Kind of like a rewatch show. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like a rewatch show. That's what she talks about on her podcast? Yeah, that's what she does now. I thought it was like about business and like entrepreneurs. Well, nobody cared when she was talking to Ben and Jerry. So they were like...

We just want to have you talk about Housewives. Yeah, they just want to have you talk about Housewives. So then she did that, but I don't know if anybody's into it now. I think the issue is Bethany is known for being so real, right? So genuine. Listen.

nothing would make me happier if she went back on legacies or went back on a girl's trip i do like watching her she's incredible and i think she's a great businesswoman and everything else yeah so yeah i don't want her to like crash and burn we just don't want her to send season to fucking 20 year old and i want people to see it yeah and i think so many times people don't

Catch on unless you spell it out. Well, they turn a blind eye. Do you know who Suzanne Somers is? No. Have you heard of Three's Company? Yes. Okay, so she was the blonde girl with the pigtails and she was a star of this big sitcom. And it was a huge show because there was only like three, five channels on TV. So she was a huge star. And the husband, he was in entertainment too. He was like a host and everything. And she fell madly in love with him. And he was like...

Yeah, you're going back to do this show and you should be making more money than this. Okay. Which is great. Right. And so they pushed it. And in the meantime, he's like...

Oh, there's this product that we could sell over the TV and it was very new to do this. And it's called a Thighmaster. And she's like, okay, I don't know. And then there's a scene in the made for TV movie about it where he goes and she's sitting in the car and he's going to talk to the networks and they played hardball like crazy.

She wasn't coming to set and everything to, like, get her money. And then he comes back and he goes, well, looks like we're selling Thighmaster. And they had said no. Wow. But they went on to be... Huge. Much, much wealthier and have their own thing. Through Thighmaster? Through. She started selling these Thighmasters on TV. Wow. It was this exercise thing. She did all these books and...

She had like a show in Vegas like singing. But when I saw that as a young girl wanting to be in acting, I was like, that husband fucking screwed it up. That husband screwed up her sitcom. Like she was so funny. All I want to do is be on a sitcom. Like I would die if like you pushed it so hard. And so there's been times where I've been like,

I don't care. My first pilot that I got was this sketch show on MTV. And my manager, not my husband, but my manager at the time, said, Heather, I cannot let you do this show. This is the worst deal I've ever seen. They're offering you $1,200 to work all week to do this show. $1,200? For the pilot. Okay. Which, this was a while ago, but that was still horrific. Okay. And...

I'm like, I don't care. I just need to get on something. Desperate. And then I get there and they're like, well, do you have any ideas for sketches? And I end up giving them all my stuff. Uh-oh. No, it was okay. Oh, it was. Because the show went. And then I got featured more. Oh, okay. And I never wanted to be that. Because people sometimes would be like that in my sketch comedy world. They didn't want to. They're like, I don't know if I want to do that character in front of the mad TV people. What if they steal it?

What if they steal it? 12 people are seeing it in some shitty theater. Who the fuck cares? Like, you got to give it all. And if they steal it, they steal it. Come up with something else. Like, you know, because you got to get the job. This is what I'm saying. If I don't get on this, I'm stuck at a theater that, you know, 20 people are at. Right. So it's like, yeah, I got...

Paid nothing, but I had to tell him. But then his advice was don't take this job. But the job launched you into a bunch of other things. Yeah, it was worth it. So sometimes you have to take the thing. Right. Even if it's like not good money or they go, oh, it's if this is sad credit or whatever. Yes. You know, like just be like, well, is the experience worth it? Or who would I maybe meet? Right. Or. But also understanding leverage. Right. Because at that point you had none.

So it's like, I gotta do this. Yeah. But that's so interesting what you're saying about...

like sharing your ideas right right it's like well you better just have a backup of 50 more because that's just what you have to do i mean what are you gonna do i mean people tell me they like people send me stuff oh this person must be listening to you listen to your podcast they said word for word your opinion on this or whatever i'm like kim kardashian who cares kim kardashian

I swear to God, copied one of my pictures. I believe it to this day. I showed you. I showed you at our Cosmo Sex and City dinner. Courtney copied my cover of my book. But then a couple people said, I think I saw this before. I'm like, not before. Not before 2010. You did not see this photo.

My book was called You'll Never Blue Ball in this Town Again. And it's me in a bunch of balls, like in a kid ball thing. Oh, okay. And they actually, when I did the shoot, they actually had to do it with colored balls. And then they just made them all blue. But Courtney, when she launched her gummy line, it was her in a bed of all the gummies, but like in a kid ball thing. Right.

And so I was like, oh, you know. And somebody else did it, too. It's fine. Of course. I mean, it happens. Yeah. But I like to be like, oh, I'm so flattered. I just like to point it out. Like, I did it. And they definitely knew the cover of the book because they gave me quotes for it. And I was very close to them back then. So I don't know that they thought...

Listen, it may not have been their idea. It might have been somebody else's idea. It might have been in the back of their head. Who cares? And also, I don't own that thing. You're not going to be a Bethany and send a T-Synthesis. No, go do it. But like, it is what it is. Or someone being like, oh, they're doing this. Or they said this. There was this one show that we would watch on TV. And I swear to God, I think the writers saw my stand-up special. What show? It was called American...

housewife or something and it was like this it was just a sitcom and we were watching it with my kids and like

There were so many things in it. And I'm like, listen, if I had to write on a sitcom about a family, I would be watching YouTube family things to try to give me ideas. And I'd be watching stand-up to try to give me ideas. So if I tell a story of something that happened with my family at a restaurant on stage, and then all of a sudden I see it.

very similarly played on a sitcom. What are you going to... There's nothing you can do. No. And there's no way to prove it and it's okay. Yes. So I never get crazy about that. No. Or when people are saying you stole like a joke or whatever. Right. But I understand why, you know, stand-ups when it's really a blatant stealing, they want to expose it because they want people to know...

I don't care that this person stole my joke, but you should know that this person stole my joke. Like, you should know that this is a certain character of a person who... I mean, it's just when you're working in creative, you're getting ideas from shit that you see and absorb. And it's like there's going to be some overlap. You cannot avoid it. But that's what I'm like, well, there's, you know, always tomorrow. Like, I put out so much material that I'm like...

I think I don't have one huge idea. I mean, I don't have an item that's going to make snow melt quicker, and I didn't patent it in time, and now it's on Shark Tank. I don't have something like that. Well, you have to have a million things. Yeah. And that's what makes you super talented. My product is just, yeah, my brain. It's like, you know, so it's the same as yours. And your tits. So it's like, yeah. Yeah.

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Okay, Heather. We are about to wrap up. Okay. But I cannot end this. Okay. Without us talking about Britney Spears. Yes. Do you know what just happened? Yes, I do. Okay. And I know you feel very passionate about it. I do. And you went off and you almost ended a friendship over it. Please explain. Okay, so yesterday...

You know, her Instagram's insane. And I'm sorry to say that, but it is insane. No, it's... So she posted a photo of a Porsche 911. Okay. And then wrote one of the craziest things. Captions. Captions about, want to drive in my car and shoot and kiss my ass and eat my shit. And it was really, really, really weird. Okay. Okay. And so I, of course, screen grabbed it because I knew that'd be coming down. Mm-hmm. So then these TikTokers...

And they filmed it, called Ventura County Sheriff's Department and said, can you please go and check on Britney Spears? Because we think her posting a photo of a Porsche 911 is code for 911. Get me help. So then Britney wrote a long post and was like, you guys have gone too far.

The sheriff's department came to my Calabasas house and thank God they didn't take me. But like, what if people had seen that happening? It would be reminiscent of what I went in that thing. And like, sorry, not okay. That's what took it too far? I don't think that was completely unheard of that someone would think that might have been a cry for help. The Porsche 911? It's exhausting. She is in on...

The attention and tricking us. She is. I mean, did you think she was pregnant?

I missed that one. There's so many coming in. When she said she was pregnant, I knew right away that she was not pregnant. Okay, so she's... And I finally said it, and I was afraid everyone was going to come after me. I'm like, I don't think she's pregnant. And then they did the announcement, unfortunately we lost the baby. I'm like, you show us everything, and you're not going to show us a sonogram or anything. There's no you going to the doctor. I just knew it was just...

And it's something that people that are mentally ill do a lot. Yeah. They oftentimes lie about pregnancies or whatever. And so I'm like, yeah, no, I think. But I mean, I get I get into it. I I don't know that she was really at her wedding. I mean, I am a little bit of a conspiracy theorist. Well, I think it's but I'm also getting tired of it.

I'm getting really tired of it. I mean, I feel, like, sad. I feel bad. There's something obviously not okay mentally. And, you know... I'm like, why can't she just give up Instagram? Now she took it down today. But...

I think it would be really great if she didn't, but then I think she needs the attention. Which, you know what, that's fine. But she's had her attention her whole life, so I get it. It would be really hard to give that up. That's true. And that's like her only outside connection to the, you know, besides... Her boyfriend, Sam. Yeah. Yeah.

That guy concerns me, I think, more than anyone. I don't know. There's definitely something odd about it. There's something very wrong and it's very apparent. And it was so weird that he wasn't like when it was coming to the end. Like, why wasn't he being more vocal before? What do you mean coming to the end? Like when it was coming to the end of the end of her conservative ship. Oh, yeah.

Prior to her finally speaking up and you heard her voice in the courtroom and stuff, then he was like, yeah, that's my girl. But I'm like,

Well, why couldn't you have said anything prior to that? You have free will. Exactly. Because you didn't have free will. Exactly. Because you were part of the machine. Yes. Of staying silent and being the boyfriend. And it doesn't mean like he doesn't like love her and they don't like have sex and everything. But something just very, very weird about it. Very, very, very off. Yeah. And he's out here like, whose podcast should I go on? And did I DM him? Absolutely. But then he's like. I think I did too. Yeah.

I don't think he'll want me on. I don't think he'll come on Music Scoop now. Yeah. Yeah. And then he's like a fucking step in on a TV show trying to launch his acting career. And there's nothing wrong with him doing that and making his own money and all that stuff.

There's no acknowledgement of Britney. I wouldn't want to be him either. Did you see one time when he was kind of like mocking her and stuff? No. And then he took it down? Yeah. No. He was like, anybody that's jealous of me or something like anybody once she was like kind of barking at him about like something dumb. And it was it was just sort of a weird invasive thing. And yeah, I don't know. No. I wonder if they have a prenup.

I don't even think they're married. No one can find the marriage license. Really? Okay, so you have conspiracies up the...

Well, I mean, that's not a conspiracy. That's just facts. There's no license or there was... I don't know. People find things and you kind of wonder, is this really real? I don't care to do the research. But there is something weird with the marriage situation. Just him. Period. Yeah. I mean, it's just... I don't know. It gives me the creeps, honestly. But I want to leave it off on this note. I just want to hear...

the craziest conspiracy theory that you actually believe. Oh my God. That people wouldn't expect or people have not heard about. Mostly my conspiracy theories were the Britney ones. That like she wasn't at the wedding or it was like a double or it was a double for part of the time. Okay. And that Paris and Madonna and...

Uh-huh. Like, they're all sort of in on, like, protecting her. And anyone that went to that wedding was very odd in talk show situations when asked about it. Really? Yeah, they were like, um, no, it was nice. Is there any footage of that?

Of them at the wedding? Yeah. No, there's just this picture and people that have analyzed the photo. Of Sam taking a selfie of himself? Yeah, that he had great photos and all of her makeup and everything and the dress was like so cheap and like David's bridal for like $159. It was very, very weird. Okay. I need to find that photo. And that the kids weren't there and that they...

And then it was like on a Tuesday and it was so last minute. Oh, and that guy, that guy that was her original husband, that Jason Alexander. I thought it was like Kevin Fetter. No, that's the first husband that she has the boys with. Oh. Then Jason Alexander was this childhood friend that she like got drunk married to one time. And they were talking all the time. Okay. Okay. And then he was in town.

And they were like supposed to go on some hike. And the reason they could go on a hike is because she was going to go behind her house and meet him on this like walk. Okay. What? And so then he wakes up planning on meeting her that day and he's getting married. What? And he's like, wait, what the fuck? What do you mean you're getting married? Okay. Because they were talking through like, I don't know, some special phone. So that's why he went through that way and showed up at the house. Okay.

I'm like, what the fuck? And then they're like, oh my God. And they arrest him with this crazy guy trying to end the marriage. And he was just like, this is just weird. What do you mean you're getting married? Did Brittany comment on it? No, she never commented. She wouldn't have gotten married with no hair and makeup. And then people say, oh, well, she doesn't ever have good hair and makeup because she can't sit still for it. I mean, I'm sure there's makeup artists that could wrangle that and take care of that. I'm sure. Yeah.

But I just, I want Sam to just be real and honest. Yeah. There's something, I don't know. He pisses me off every time I see him on Instagram. I feel like he's gotten less cute, too. Mm-hmm. I think, like, when he first came on the scene, everyone's like, oh, my God, he's so hot. I was happy for Britney. Yeah. And now I'm like, what the fuck are you, you're, like, trying to get a car commercial. Relax.

Listen, I don't think she's ever really going to perform again. That actually breaks my heart. Did you see her in Vegas? I never got to. No. But whatever makes her happy. But it's not Sam. Spinning around. It's not Sam. That's all I know. Okay, Heather, we laughed, we cried. We didn't cry, but thank God we didn't cry because I make a bunch.

I know. She looks very hot. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much, Heather. Your podcast, where can they find you? Juicy Scoop is every Tuesday and Thursday. And my Instagram is at Heather McDonald. Same with the TikTok. I do lots of clips and videos on there, too. So please follow. And she gets into a lot of drama. Please tag me because you've got, what do you have, two million followers? What do you got, girl? I don't. What do you have, a million? Close to a million.

I will absolutely, absolutely tag you. Okay, Heather, thank you so much. I can't wait to get Cosmos and ditch you at dinner again. Yes. Next time you're in New York and you guys know where to follow me, Sophia the F, Franklin with a Y, and Sleuths, I will talk to you next week. Bye. Bye.