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What's up, everybody? Welcome to Sophia with an F. I am recording from WTF Media Studios, Black-owned studio, chic, Soho, fancy as fuck. I have to say this, and I'm going to continue to say it. Subscribe to the YouTube, and without further ado, let me introduce my motherfucking guest,

Young Gravy. Hi. Hey, baby. How are you? We are out here in New York. I'm so blessed to be here. Shout out to Kendra Lush. Shout out to Sophia Franklin. I keep wanting to call you Young. I'm going to call you Matt because your real name is Matthew. People that are active on Facebook call me Young. Okay. People who know me personally call me Matt.

People who are somewhere in between call me gravy. Okay. I prefer to call me Matthew, Matt or Matthew. Can I call you Matt? That feels the most natural to me. Call me Matthew Raymond. That's like, you know, that's going to do some shit. We'll save that one for the end. You know what I mean? But we are sipping on Rose. There's going to be whiskey involved in a minute and let's just, let's fucking get into it because I,

- To be honest, Matt/Young Gravy. - Let's be honest. - Slash Mr. Gravy, when I have guests on,

I 99% of the time know exactly who they are, what the combo's gonna be, what's up. You are like a big question mark. You're an enigma wrapped in a riddle. And I just need you to explain to me who is Young Gravy? Who is he? - Enigma wrapped in a riddle. I like that, I like that sentence. Young Gravy. - I can be on one of your albums. I can write lyrics for you. - Yeah, I can dig it, I can dig it. Young Gravy.

Aside from being a super successful fucking rapper, right? And a huge social media presence and a huge dick and really tall and an amazing set of hair. Aside from those things, who are you? Only thing you forgot was Garth. But yes, I am from Minnesota. I'm a Midwest boy. I make rap music. I went to college.

I like brunettes. I don't want to discriminate. I like everything. I'm tall. I meditate.

love old movies old music okay this you know what i'm trying to name shit at this point no i know i fucking hate when people ask me that question people are like who's sophia franklin i'm like i don't i mean i don't know i'm just like i'm me i'm like doing whatever the fuck i'm doing you basically were like yo you're young gravy and then you're the rapper that is you named everything that everyone knows about me so now i'm just trying to pull out shit on my ass uh

- You're like, my favorite color is yellow. I have two siblings. - I hate yellow. My favorite color is pink or red. I went to college in Wisconsin. I get hoes. I am, did I say that I'm tall? I'm tall. - Yeah, I think we covered it. You're also super fucking famous. I mean, I had to practically beg you to come on the show. I mean, it was like pulling teeth to get you here.

Not really. I was just horny and I saw your DM. I was like, what's up with it? You know, it wasn't too complicated. No, I'm fucking around. You're just, you're a really busy guy. I'm a very busy guy, but I prioritized you. So, so I'll just straight up.

I had an ex-girlfriend who told me about the, what is it, the Gluck Gluck 3000 or 9000? It can be either one. It depends how much of a pro you are. Okay. So I had an ex and I could guarantee you it was the 9000 in that case. Because she put me onto that and I know that you were a big part in creating the Gluck Gluck 9000. Mm-hmm. So then I knew about you. I've been known about you since, let's say, 2019. Mm-hmm.

We spoke and I was like, it's time. It's time to speak. Yeah, absolutely. Talk about dicks and pussies and all that. Yeah. Do it. You kind of made it sound like you offered to give me the Gluck Gluck 9000 and I said, yeah, that's kind of how you made it sound. Yeah, but you don't have a dick, so I couldn't really do that. No, I was going to do it to you. Oh, bad. No, I wasn't saying I was going to do it to you, but you made it sound that way. What makes a blowjob like fucking insane incredible? Yeah.

Makes you want to date that bitch. I love when I start talking like a guy for absolutely no reason. What makes you want to date a female or whoever because they... If we're talking about specifically the head, I think dedication, aggression,

Aggression. Choke on the dick. Sounds weird, but yes. Tears coming out. Yeah. Choking. Just like, but at the same time acting like they would not want to be anywhere else. You know what I mean? It's their favorite food. Yeah. Favorite food. Your dick is an island in Hawaii. Yeah. If it's their favorite food and...

- But they're crying at the same time. - They're crying, but I like to believe that it's tears of joy. - Right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, of course, I mean, the tears just come from when you're, I mean, if you really wanna know, for me, who I've done it before, the tears come from choking and deep-throating, and it's a job. It's called a blow job for a reason. - Yeah, and I think the closest thing that I could compare it to is getting punched in the fucking face, 'cause if you get punched in the nose, you will cry.

It's weird because I hope that you don't think that sucking dick is like getting punched in the face. No, no, no. But there are situations where you will tear up no matter what. Absolutely. And getting hit in the face and the nose is one of those. Yeah. Those tears are just a byproduct of your dedication.

Exactly. Die for that dick. I'm so glad we covered blowjobs right off the fucking bat. Matthew. Yeah. Throat gang, all that. Throat gang. Thumbs up. Thumbs up for all that. Yes.

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Your cash back really adds up. What's the difference between Young Gravy and Matthew? Not a whole lot. Okay, that's interesting. I honestly think that I am...

Like, like my, my persona as a musician is myself. I mean, I mean, we're not, when I rap, some of the lyrics are, you know, bold and you know, they're, they're not always factual, you know? Right. I've talked about having a thousand bitches in the whip. That's not, that's not, it's not physically possible, but I, um,

I'm myself. I think I think of myself most most of the time. The milf shit isn't cap all of it. It's not it's not a lie. It's honest. And I think I'm the same kid that I was growing up just a little bit more confidence in game and exposure.

Yeah, you know what? I kind of feel the same way, to be honest. You're from? Utah. Utah, that's right. I'm from Minnesota. You're from Utah. Yeah. And I feel the same way. People ask me, like, you know, is that like a whole, like, spiel that you put on, whatever? No. Honestly, no. I think it was the confidence, and I think it was just getting thrown into the industry, and it's just, it's evolved, and that's what happened. Yeah. So the mil shit. Yeah.

Let's just talk about it. - All right, let's talk about something else. Let's get it, let's get it. - Because we have to get it out of the way. - Oh, is that Kendra Lust? Okay, okay, word out, word out, word out, word out. All right, it's getting real. - I am joined by Young Gravy and Kendra Lust, who is FaceTiming me right now. How crazy is that, Gravy? - Oh, let's go, baby. - Kendra. - Hey, everyone.

No, Kendra, why are you that fucking hot? Stunning. Hotter in person. Let me, let me, let me, let me pull up. Come on now. You want to talk to her? I would love to speak with her. All right. I'm going to hand it over to gravy really quick. Thank you so much. I just, yeah, everyone. Hello podcast. I'm FaceTiming my favorite porn star. Hi, Kendra. Thank you.

- I had to, you're top five, easily. Absolutely, you're in the Smoky Mountains, you said. Well, you know what, just for words of encouragement, when I was 11, I broke my leg zip lining, and when I was 18, I got arrested in the Smoky Mountains and went to jail. So, I have a lot of history there, it's a great place. - Beautiful. You got a whole family with you. - Can I get my attorney by any chance?

- So you have a husband? - Yeah. - Okay, noted, noted. - He's like, "Oh no, you have to call him. "You have to call him." - I mean, we're your two biggest fans, Kendra. - We are.

- I have it on lock. I mean, I haven't from the beginning, Kendra knows. Like four or five years ago, I started talking about you on my podcast. You got me into porn. Like you are the reason I was on Pornhub. Like you are it. So when I found out Young Gravy over here was obsessed with you and you're in his top five, I was like, we gotta bring her on. - I bust nuts to you. I bust nuts to you. I got a lot of love for you.

- I do as well. - I think we almost answered it. - Kendra, our real thing is if you had to pick between the two of us, who are you picking? Look at him and then look at me. - Just so there's no bias, she's the one that asked the question, so you might be already biased to answer her, first of all. Also, she's a husband, you know, so answering about a male may affect things. - Okay.

And then we can add him in. Three Sims are dope. I love that. And I love how your husband, you know, it's like separation of church and state. It's two different things. Like, I love that.

- I mean, maybe the three, maybe it will just be you and I, maybe the three, like we'll figure it out. - I think more likely it'll be three of us and it'll be sensational. - I think so too. I think so too. Kendra, thank you so fucking much. You, I swear to God, I've been talking about you for the last five years. You've seen me and all my clips. So thank you and Young Gravy. - Kendra, we love you. I've been busting nuts with you for five years, but I finally mentioned you out loud yesterday and I'm glad that you noticed. So thank you.

And, you know, congrats to both of you on your upcoming projects. All the way from the Smokies, even though they put his ass in jail, that's kind of fucked up. So, don't know how much longer. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get into that. We'll get to the bottom of that. Okay, Kendra, kisses, love you. Bye. You say bye like such a wiker. Bye.

- I mean, I am. The reason I know you're into MILFs, 'cause I know your music. I was listening to "Betty" as I was getting ready and I'm not just, that's not me metaphorically sucking your dick. That's me actually listening to it. - Physically sucking my dick. - Exactly, physically sucking it. That's what it was. - Can you name another song by me? - No, no. - Okay, fair enough, good. - Literally, that's the only one I know. That's the one that's viral on TikTok, right?

- Catchy as fuck though. - Thank you. - Does that annoy you when girls are like, I'm such a big fan and then you ask them to name two or three songs and they're like, the one on TikTok. - It's not like I ever really like actually questioned someone like that, I just wanted to just now. - Well, I know that one, I love it. - Thank you. I'm so touched. - You know what? - There's a lot of fans that are just there on some horny shit, but that's okay. - Horny shit?

You say horny shit? Horny shit. There's a lot of fans that I have where they're pulling up on me wherever and they're like, oh my God, I don't even want to explain what they're saying to me. But sometimes I'm just like, you know what? You're a fan? For real? They're like, yeah. I'm like, all right. Well, what's up? Spit a bar. Everyone knows Mr. Clean. Everyone knows Oops. Everyone knows Betty. And beyond that, nothing.

Mr. Clean, it goes. I was going to say Mr. Clean because I did do my research. Yes. But I mean, does it really bother you if a fan can't name every song off an album? Not at all.

You're fucking them. Like, who the fuck cares? No, no, no. Okay, hold on, hold on. Hold up. I'm not fucking a lot of fans. I'm not fucking a lot of fans. Okay. But I love a fan. If someone's coming up to me and they care enough to really want to take the time, take a picture, and they know my name, whatever it is, I love that. Respect to them. I'll take a picture. I'll do whatever it is. But if they know more than a few songs, I mean, the people that buy tickets to my shows, when I do shows,

I have a 20 song set list and these kids know every song. So I'm talking about like, I do have a cult fan base. Hardcore cult fan base. - Oh, I know. I've seen it, I know. - I have like a crazy hardcore cult fan base. And those are the people that are really, that's what I love. I don't fuck fans, not very often, you know? - Interesting. Why? 'Cause you want them to like you for not your status?

No, it's not specifically that. It's because I can't name more than one song. No, it's not that. It's more like I just, you know, I'm really picky. And in a lot of these cities, there's girls that I've either been with before, like an ex or something, where it's I, in a lot of these cities, I just already have my bae, you know? Yeah. I already have.

I already have Seattle shorty, you know? - Okay, so one in every city. - No, that makes it sound really ratchet, but basically-- - No, no, no, not at all. - I just, I am picky, and if I know if I'm, you know, on that day, I need to bust a nut, you know, I'm not gonna do that.

I know who I can trust. Yeah, it's okay to have sex with multiple partners. We are sex positive up in this bitch. And we are not chlamydia positive. We are sex positive. We have been before, but you take one pill at Planned Parenthood and you're good to go. You've been there. How many times have you been there? Just once, actually. One time.

Thought it was way worse than it was. Still, wrap it up. Whoever's fucking listening, sex should be, you know, done safely. Wrapped. So, you're not dating anyone, but kind of? I mean, I have, like, good lady friends. Like, tight, like, like. But you don't have one lady friend. I have, like, lady friends where it's like, if I'm in your city, we're dating. Type shit. Okay. So, you're like an athlete. That sounds...

I mean, I get athletic on stage, you know, I'm jumping around and doing all that. But no, but no, like, like I have, I have girls that I really, really care about that are really good friends. And if I'm, if I'm in their town, like I care more about them and I will dedicate my time to them. So, so it's like, it's weird because I'm a traveling artist. Uh, but I would say it's weird to be like, Oh, I have girlfriend here, girlfriend here. It's more, it's more like, like, like best friends that I fuck.

This is really interesting to me because it's not...

it's not like you are just fucking anything and everything, but you're also not monogamous and you're this strange hybrid of they're girls in different cities, but they're all my girlfriends in a way. Like I've never heard an artist or a athlete or anyone with any type of clout or fame or anything

talk about it that way. I think part of it is just because I like to keep my, you know, I mean, I'm not going to mention any names. It's all on the low and they get that and we have a great time when we're together, but we all know it's like, it's like a lot of them, a lot of those girls would be like, you know what? If we lived in the same city, it could become something. Yeah. But unfortunately we can't. I'm busy with work. So,

You like to keep your circle close, right? Yeah. Just girls that I really trust. Yeah. You're not into the one night stand shit. Depends. Okay. You're in there. I've been there.

We have, but mostly not. I mean, we all have. But, I mean, that's, like, fascinating. I've never heard a guy talk about it in that way. It's like a new... We've got to give that a name. Is that, like... How do you feel about that? Because, to me, it feels dope. Because, like, they know... These girls, they know that there's another, you know...

in that city or that city. And, and, and I think they all like, like, it's cool. Like it's, it's like, yo, we are tight. I wish we could be together, but I traveled too much and we are together when I'm there. I think that's completely fair. And I think it's you having standards and it's you, um,

being a good guy to some degree you want to have that emotional connection maybe it's not your girlfriend or you know but like some type of connection i get that i want that when i say like like i do get emotional sometimes and those are the girls that i call where i'm like you know if i got a vent about something or whatever cheers on that cheers on that salute those girls it's like

I don't know. I'll call them up and when I'm there and, um, I'll bring them on tour for a little bit. I don't know. It just, it's just like, there's, there's, if I find someone that I really trust and I fuck with, they're, you know, part of the,

- The gang, part of the squad. It's almost like a homie. - I like that. I like that a lot. 'Cause I feel like a lot of fuckboys, not that I'm comparing you to a fuckboy 'cause you're doing the complete opposite. You're real with these girls, right? - Completely honest. - You let 'em know. - Yeah, they completely get it. They know all this. They're probably watching this and they're probably fans of you. They're probably hyped, you know? - I fucking love that shit. I really respect you for saying that. 'Cause usually fuckboys are out here like,

I tell these girls what they want to hear, but I have girls fucking everywhere. You know what I mean? I'm completely honest with all of them. They know and they are sweethearts. And obviously when I'm not there, they're doing their thing. Right. That's the key. That is the key. To go back to the initial conversation, are all of them MILFs? No. No. So it's a little bit of a shtick, the MILF thing. You can be real on Sophia the Neff. Love MILFs. MILFs are great.

But I mean, these, a lot of these girls are girls that I met in college or girls that I've known for a long time. People I grew up with, you know, exes. It's like, you know, the MILF, the MILF opportunities weren't fully open until more lately. Okay. I've been rapping about it. One of my first ever experiences was with the MILF. But, uh,

My age, the people that you interact with the most are most likely going to be around your age. I went to college, college town, you know, is that like a, a trust issue thing or that you just, you want to be fucking or surrounding yourself with people that you've known for a long time? Cause I get that. No, it's more like, it's just people that like, I actually would consider a relationship with or people that like, I care about enough where whether I call them like, you know, like,

you could be my girlfriend or it's like you're the fucking homie it's just people that like i respect enough and and don't have to go do no research or like worry about you know people that i've known for a long time and people that i trust man people that i trust yeah that's important but you don't discriminate like you you like a mouth i like a mouth i don't discriminate i like a mouth and and i'll still do a one night stand you know if you mean kind of lust

You know, like that. I mean, I don't know if I would put that on the Internet, like a, you know, a video on Pornhub. I don't think I would. But like that would go hard. Yeah, it would go hard. Like between us. Between us. Yeah, between us. I would never put that shit on the Internet. No offense to her because she's like, as the fact is a reason I've came over a hundred times. So.

- Thank you Kendra, for real. That's, I mean, that's a big thing. - You're saying 100 of your nuts were because of her? - 70. - 70. But you're saying in total you've come over 100 times? - I mean, I've come well over 100 times. I'm just saying 70. - I thought you were totaling it out at 100. - No, no, no, no, no. - How many times have you come? Give me a number. - Probably 1,000, 2,000? - Fuck yeah, come here, what's up? - Is that even a lot?

2,000 nuts? I think that's a pretty good amount. How many have you had? Probably less than that. No way. You're my age. Think about how many days are in a year. 365. Thank you. Yes. Think about nutting. So three years is about 1,000 days. That means if you've not 2,000 times, that means you jerk off every single day for six years.

I did not register the math. I'm sure someone can do the calculation. That was correct math. So if you bust a knot every single day for six years straight, that's 2,000 knots.

Or it comes or whatever, squirts, whatever the fuck you want to call it. I think that's probably pretty accurate. Pretty accurate. But like for the past six years or just in general for your whole life? No, my whole life. Okay, good. My whole life. Good, good. Because I'm going to say, dude, I have not nutted every day for fucking. No. Yeah. But you probably have nutted more than I have. And that's a fact. As a man, 100%. Just because I'm a man? Yeah.

Scientifically, the testosterone, like. - I like jerking off, but I actually took three months off jerking off. - Shut the, how? - I just, I don't know. There's a problem out there that I've been hearing a lot about, which is this porn induced, like sexual issue. I don't know. I had a friend who had some issue with, he was watching too much porn, he was jerking off. And I've heard about no nut,

On Reddit, there's a whole no nut deal. Oh, no fap, no fap, where it's like if you don't nut for a long time, you start having more testosterone and all this shit. So actually, I think it was this year. At the start of the year, I didn't jerk off for a while. And I think there's some power to that. 100%. I've been watching porn lately, but for a long time, I would just save up.

I'd save up, I'd stock up, and I would only ever nut during sex and never jerk off. I love that. And it was cool, man. The girl was thankful. I was, you know, I had more testosterone. I was excited. It was a good time. Right. I think, I mean, and maybe I'm generalizing, but for men, they tend to jack off or try to cum more frequently than women. Yes. Yes.

And it's just inevitable that it's going to fuck with their psyche a little bit more, right? And it fucks with your...

in real life girl is laying in your bed sex life I've heard that from fucking every boyfriend I've had and they were like I needed to cut porn out for a little bit because dudes are watching porn and they're skipping to every moment yeah which is impossible in real life you can't be like oh yeah for a second and then skip to this moment right we're saying switch to this position it's like no that's the whole process

And this girl and oh wait, this is kind of boring now. I want it this more intense and this crazier. And it's like, no, I totally get it. So. So yeah, Boston nuts are cool. I think that's what we've come down to. That's a fucking tagline. Boston nuts are cool, but if you want to hold back, it's also very cool. Because you'll bust better nuts when you wait for a little bit. I love that. I think all men and women is mmm.

I don't suggest it for women really because we already have such a hard time like coming for men. I really do suggest taking a minute and maybe not coming. How do you come the easiest? What like situation womanizer? If I'm trying to do like a quick dirty, let's hurry and go get off with a guy. What? Oh, with a guy. What makes you come the easiest? Is it like sitting on a face mask?

- Eating out, getting eaten out, 100%. Do you like doing that? - Mm-hmm. - You do? - Mm-hmm. - That's great. - I do. - Boyfriend? - Call my face a b-- - But the thing is, I'm not a MILF, is the issue. Well, what is a MILF? Do I have to have kids to be considered a MILF? - Do you have a pet? - A pet? - Do you have a dog or a cat?

- I don't. - Do you have a fish? - I don't even have a fucking goldfish. - Do you have a refrigerator? - I have rent that I have to pay. - Do you have a refrigerator? - I do. - All right, that's a child. - Okay, so I'm a MILF. - Yeah. - Okay, very fucking interesting. What's the oldest you've gone? - 48. I was 24, so that was-- - That's not even, what? - It's not that old, I know, I know. I'll just admit it right now. It was twice my age.

I have a good friend who recently flicked a 70 year old and he said it was lit. Would you go 70? Do you think? I'd try. You would try? I would try. Yeah. Really? I feel like if I brought the right ingredients, like, you know, I brought the right tools, you know what I'm saying? A little lube, lubrication, all that activity. I would try. You know, if it's a legend, if it's Jane Fonda, I would try.

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Thank you.

I'm

I'm about to ask you a question because...

My mom is also really hot. I'm going to pull up a picture and I need you. I need you to pick between me and her and which one you would fuck slash date.

- And she's not, that's not like some Photoshop shit. She's a hot bitch. - No, she looks hot. Just a weird like angle and pose and everything. - We need her turned around, bent over, like I understand. - I don't think we need that. That's your mom. We don't need that. - But I feel like you kind of, you don't want to like fuck shit up between the both of us. Like you're not even gonna go there. - So, well, I guess it looks like you won. - Yeah, I guess I won by default. Okay, great.

I'm a little nervous for the wedding and to have you guys in the same... I got another 24 hours in town. We can plan. We'll figure it out. But I'm a little nervous to bring you around my mom because she is in town right now at my apartment. Okay, but you won, so the mom is in work. Yeah, but I don't know. When you come over and she's wearing something and I'm like, I got to go pick the pizza up and you guys are just the two of you and there's candles. I don't know.

I don't know. Shit can happen. Well, you know, we'll do like, what is it? Hypnosis therapy or something to make sure you don't cheat. Yeah. Or just, just to make, give me like a, like a taste aversion to your mother. A what? A taste aversion. You know, you know, in, in hypnosis therapy, basically they can put you under hypnosis and they can convince you like your brain that, that something specific is horrible to you basically. So it's like people, people quit cigarettes. Yeah.

Because of hypnosis therapy, people quit, I guess, math, other things. But we just got to make your mom the math. Okay, to you. So we're going to find a hypnotist, put me under therapy.

and your mom is the meth and then I won't have to hit on her ever because you and me are together. - We make my mom the meth under hypnosis therapy and then we're fucking solid. I actually, I've been going to therapy since I was in diapers and I did a one or two hypnosis therapy sessions 'cause I started to have really, really bad panic attacks

I don't know if they worked. It was really interesting. I can't remember. I was like in high school. But I believe in it through and through. Definitely. It's real. It's really interesting. Yeah. I'm curious. What was therapy like when you were in diapers?

Do I remember? Honestly, you know like those zen gardens, which by the way, I want to buy one for my apartment. You mean like the little sands with the rocks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have the little rake, but it was a huge one. I just remember being in there. That's some rich person shit. Yeah.

I didn't grow up rich. You didn't? Okay. But, I mean, my therapist somehow was able. Sorry for the rich accusation. No. My therapist was somehow able to afford a box with sand in it and a rake she found on the side of the road and some rocks.

- Sounds like fucking Minnesota too, yeah. Right from the side of the road, some payment. - Yeah, but I mean, I don't remember much from the diaper time, but I think it was really fucking good for me. I mean, I've been going to therapy for that long. Do you go to therapy now? - Never been. - What? - What? - So just hypnosis, fuck the therapy? - Well, I haven't done hypnosis either.

The thing is that my dad was a psychologist, researcher. My mom was a psychiatrist. Oh. Retired now. So, like, I kind of grew up in a family of that, you know. Like, I don't know. I feel like my mental's always kind of been on point, just from, like, general. I just came up with everything that was taught to me came from a space of, like,

a lot of knowledge about the psyche and everything. And, uh, yeah, I haven't had therapy yet, but I want to, I want to go try it out, you know? But I mean, do you think that was the most beneficial shit ever to have your parents in that field and, and you under their wing?

My parents were way older, so I mean, shit, by the time that I graduated high school, I mean, my dad died when I was 16, so I didn't get to see him retire. I'm sorry about that. Thank you, thank you. My mom retired in the last three years. So I don't know, having way older parents, it's fucking dope. They had been through so much. My dad had already raised three kids. My mom, I was her only kid.

I fucking love my mom. I don't know. Shout out to my mom. I don't know. I love my parents, man. I'm so blessed. RIP my dad. Shout out to my fucking mom. I was very lucky to have them. And basically, they were retired by the time I was out of college. So at this point, I'm the one taking care of them.

- Yeah, so how old is your mom? - 66. - Okay, see we're on the same page when I start talking about my mom and not in like a sexual way which sounds fucked up but like in a really my mom way, I wanna start crying 'cause I am so fucking close with her. I grew up with a single mom.

Uh, my brother didn't come into the picture until I was like 11, 12. We're just, we're tight as fuck. She's the best. Your brother's 12 years younger. Uh huh. Wow. So I was kind of an only child too, right? Same dad? And then I raised him. Different dads. Different dad, okay, gotcha. And I raised him, right? If you're 11, 12. Wow. So you kind of have to do that. My half siblings from my dad are in their 50s.

They're all in their 50s. They all live like out here. They live on the East Coast. Yeah. One of them is a professional equestrian trainer who teaches horses how to crib walk. And then my half-brother is a professor at Drake University teaching environmental science. And the third one, don't really matter. Mm-hmm.

And man, my family is awesome, man. My dad, I mentioned it recently, but my dad was a big insomnia researcher. He was born in 1933 in Switzerland. Came over here when he was 21. Got taught at multiple universities. So he's a genius. Basically, yeah. Definitely smarter than my ass.

Insomnia was his specialty and he was part of the team that invented the rumble strips. Right. Explain what that is. So basically, if you're on a highway in most of America, I believe it's like basically almost all over the country. If you veer off, there's these bumps that make this loud ass fucking noise. So it's for people that fall asleep while driving.

and my dad helped invent that with the male clinic in minnesota in like the 70s 80s something like that my dad was a big part of that that's nuts wait he died when again uh when i was 16 so 10 years ago 10 years ago and is that still hard for you it's still hard there's there's a lot of there's a lot of things that i'd love to just talk to him about and like

i know he'd be proud of me and it's interesting because he was so much older that i don't think he would get it yeah hip-hop yeah i know that he'd be so proud right so uh yeah i wish i wish they were some way and i don't know i don't have a religion i'm not really sure what to believe in but uh if he is watching i'm sure he's proud

My mom is the fucking dopest. My mom and I are best friends. She, she is supportive of everything. Yeah. She'll watch this and be so hyped. And she'd be like, yo, you gotta go fuck that girl. She'll be hyped about it. Yeah.

Well, I don't have a dad, so I don't know what it feels like to like wish or want that. But obsessed with my fucking mom. She's going to watch this same shit and be like, I like that guy. Yeah, okay. Good to know. Amen. Daddy issues. Good to know. 100%.

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That is some TikTok drama. Wow. Way to do a really elegant swerve, Sophia. We're talking about our moms, our dads, love. Got deep and now we're getting into the TikTok. And now TikTok. TikTok is deep. It could be deep. Not really, but we're. Okay. I mean, you have way more followers than I do. So I feel like you're on there a little bit more than I am. I literally will just post a video of myself talking about a mom.

it blows up i don't know it's weird man i don't really get it but i don't care i got a love for it how do you not get it but you have however many millions of followers because i just be myself and i just say some and people like it and you're hanging out with gary vee and martha stewart and sophia franklin and all that bad right a lot of that i mean most of that was before tick tock so yeah

Okay, so it wasn't the TikTok that got you there. But apparently it was TikTok that brought me to you. I mean, the font. It's just like fucking insane. I can't believe I'm 30 years old even talking about this. You and Addison raised mom. Yes. What's up with that? You hit her up. She's hot. She is hot. She likes me. Her fucking ex-husband's crazy.

It's all good. Are you guys talking? Do you have a fling? We have a fling. Texting? Basically, at this point, it's like I talk to her and she's really sweet. She's a sweetheart. She's embarrassed about her ex-husband. It's hard for her. And I think that it's really rubbing off on Addison. I don't know. I mean, I haven't talked to Addison enough to know. But I just know that Sherry seems to have the best intentions and

Basically, Monty's fucking everything up. I just feel bad for Addison. I do too. The mom cares a lot about her. Yeah. And hopefully it all works out.

She's a sweetheart. She really is. Addison, yeah. Addison and Cherry. And Cherry, yeah. I mean, from the few things I've seen, and again, I don't like to judge or comment from my seat and people on fucking social media because that shit has absolutely happened to me, but...

- That video Addison Rae's dad did pointed at you and like some shit that's gone on. - One of him like kinda like flexing and being weird. That shit was fucking weird. - And the growling and the calling you a white boy and then like, I don't know. I don't know, but I-- - Hey, he tried his best.

Yeah. He really did. He needs to try less, I think. He needs to try less. He tried really hard. Yeah. He put a lot of time into all that. And then it just did not pan out. Yeah. So you know what? I mean, shout out to him for trying.

I'm sorry that your ex-wife is fucking with me now I thought we were fucking with each other oh but we no I'm in the inner circle I'll be like the New York City girl Sherry is public public bae public bae you know what maybe you and Sherry honestly

I got to pick a date for an event soon, so we'll see. If Martha Stewart doesn't come, it might be Sherry. Well, Sherry, if you're listening, you can have him. Not that I don't love him to death, but I respect you and your daughter so much that I will gladly share. I'll share, just like with Kendra last. All right, Matt, it's been fucking incredible, but...

listeners who are my sleuths and your fan base, Gravy Train. Right? Gravy Train, yeah. Correct. Can you say we are the sleuths in the mic? Just so I can use it on a track or something. We are the sleuths, baby. Yeah, baby, we are the sleuths.

So question stories, advice, SOS, save our sleuths. First question. Hi, Soph. I just recently started dating a guy. He's tall and incredibly successful. He's almost perfect, but he needs veneers. Bottom line. How do I drop a subtle but serious hint without hurting his feelings? I swear he has potential to be a solid seven help. Okay.

I'm supposed to answer this? Yeah. It's a real thing. You ever met a girl you're obsessed with, but like the teeth, maybe something? No comment? I can take it over if you need me to. I mean, my dad had fucked up teeth and he got veneers. I don't think he really wanted to, but he did. Why did he get them? And personally, for me, I grew up looking at his face with his normal teeth and then he got veneers and it weirded me out. Mm.

So personally, I think if you really fuck with someone, you learn to love how they look as they are. Yeah. Because my dad had normal teeth until I was like, I don't know, like 13. He got veneers and then it was like,

to me. It never really hit for me. If she really cares about him, I'd say let him make his decision. If he cares enough about his teeth where he wants to get veneers, let him do it. I think that you might regret it if you tell him to change it and he becomes a whole different person.

I love that answer. Cause I think as a society, it's fucking perfect lips and everything needs to be symmetrical and dah, dah, dah, dah. And I think if you don't have perfect teeth character, you know, if you have something that's off character, that's like hard to come by these days. Fake, fake lips, all that shit. Yeah. All that is like a little bit, I don't know.

I mean, I don't judge. I don't judge. I mean, come on. You fuck some girls with veneers or whatever. What you got going on up there? Literally nothing. Nothing at all? On my mom's life, nothing. But I will. But I will. You're hot as fuck. Stop doing it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just a little Botox. No.

- Keep it. - No, Botox is the one thing that's chill. - You got nothing, you got nothing right now. - Zero. - I believe you, just don't change anyways. - Anyways, whatever. This girl really asks us a question 'cause she needs help. I think veneers, unless you really want them, you can get them, but-- - I think if y'all are close enough, ask him. I mean, just be straight up. - Can we offer Invisalign? Why the veneers, you know what I'm saying?

I'd say, it depends on how long y'all have been together, but for real, I grew up with my dad having one set of teeth, and then after 13 years, he changed it. It got weird. It creeped me out. I was like, man, I liked his fucked up teeth. I get that. Yeah. Yeah, of course. It's character. What's cool about looking fucking exactly the same? It's a trend right now. All right.

Hope that answered your question. Moving on to the next one. Hi, Sophia. I'm obsessed with you. Anyway, I was wondering if you could talk a little bit about first dates. I'm going on my first real date this week and most of my experience with guys has been really casual LMAO.

Does that mean like... Does that mean that they fuck every time? I think that, yeah. Yeah, something like that. I'm pretty confident and obviously I'm just going to be myself, but do you have any tips? Also, I'm expecting him to pay, but what do I say when the bill comes, if anything at all? There's so many different questions there. Let me break it down. Yeah, one more time. Let's break it down. Let's go step at a time. One step at a time. So she's wondering if...

- Well, let's start with the last statement. When the bill comes, does she need to say something? - Who's balling harder? That's my question. - Interesting. - Is he in a better financial situation or is she? I personally don't think that it has anything to do with gender. It's like I pay for every date that I go on

that's not a little douchey no no i pay for every date that i go on because i i want to be a gentleman even if i know i want i wanted a date with a girl last week who i know is way richer than me and i was like you know what like like i i want to be that guy you know i'm gonna do it i force it you know that's kind of how all like you know business people do like oh no my card take my card take my card right you know but with a girl

I don't think it has to be the guy that's spending the money. I think it's like if she's balling out and she's taking on a guy, take a chance on him. If he doesn't have money, maybe he's a fucking great guy. I disagree. Disagree, because? I think the first few dates in a traditional woman-man heteronormative date, guy picks up the bill the first few times. Traditional guy heteronormative. Describe what that means.

Man likes woman. Okay. Okay. Woman likes man. What does normative mean? What's the normative part? That it's the norm for them. Okay. So it's an average, like a date that, you know.

has existed for forever. - Yeah. - The classic. - No, but I'm saying it's different if it's girl and girl, guy and guy. I mean, there's different situations. MILF, Young Gravy, let's say they're the same age, let's not complicate shit. I think the dude should pay for the first few times and then once you guys have established you actually like each other, then whoever makes more pays.

Okay. That's how I feel. Okay. Is that fair? Uh, I wouldn't disagree. I, I personally have been on dates where I, where plenty of dates where I knew that the girl made more, I mean, not plenty, maybe like three dates where I knew that the girl was making more than me and I paid anyways because I wanted to, you know, you know, like you said, the norm or whatever. Um, but, but I think that, uh,

If the girl stood like stepped up and paid like I think like I don't think there should be any difference. I think it'd be badass if dude, if a girl stepped up and was like, fucking let me pay. Obviously, I'm not going to let him pay. But if I was like a poor college student, if I was a handsome ass, poor college student, I'm on a date with like a Kornikoff type motherfucker and she's paying for it. I'm like, dude, that's hot. That's fire. That bitch makes a lot.

- Yeah, there's something sexy to that. But if I was Corinna Koff, I personally would not be down. - So if you were Corinna Koff, and you're making that level of bread, right? If you're making Young Gravy-- - Young Gravy bread. - If you're making Young Gravy bread, and you're on a date with a guy who's in college who doesn't have any money, but he's a male, and you're a female, and you go on a date to

let's say Morimoto somewhere where the bill comes out 300 bucks you have bread look at you you have bread this kid's in college he doesn't have bread are you gonna make him pay or are you gonna like pull up and be like what's up if I'm trying to just fuck I'm paying if I'm looking for long term I'm not paying for shit bottom line boom done so if he pays are you gonna throw them

- Not necessarily, but then he has a chance. Damn, you're really coming back with some challenging questions. You're good. You just started a podcast.

I should, yeah. I get that all the time. They'll be like, oh, damn, Gravy, you talk like a motherfucker. People always say that. I'd rather do voice acting than a podcast. You know, there's so many podcasts. I love all the podcasts I do. They're all great. Shout out to everybody that I've been on your podcast. But I want to do like voice acting, you know? Wait, I want to do that. I swear to God, I've been wanting to do it for like the last 10 years. Let's go voice act together. Let's what? Let's go voice act together. After our first date, let's do it.

Okay, let's fucking do it. Okay, Matthew Young Gravy, thank you so much for coming on. We fucking, there were highs, there were lows. We laughed, we cried. I don't know what the fuck happened, but- We got horny for sure. We got horny as fuck. We had a porn star say she wanted to fuck us. Well, mostly me, but also you were invited to as a second. We were going to fuck all of us at the same time. Yeah. That's what it felt like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gravy, you are one of the most favorite guests I've had on. Where can they find you?

Just anywhere. Just look up Young Gravy. It's not that hard. Y-U-N-G. Y-U-N-G. But if you search it the wrong way, it'll probably still come up. Okay. And you guys know where to find me. So if you have an F, Franklin with a Y, because my parents fucking hate me. YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. Just add the number zero to it. And that's it for this week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Voice acting.