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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Sophia with an F. I am recording from WTF Media Studios, the only fucking studio you should go to if you want to run into celebrities, hot guys, horny girls, and have amazing audio quality. I am actually doing this episode with
Someone extremely fucking special to me. I just met her for the first time today and it was fireworks and I'm so fucking excited. Eliza, hi. Hey, wow, that was so nice. I already love you. I feel like we're best friends. I do too. We just went to Balthazar. It's this place in Soho. Like we had a couple drinks. Well, I had a couple drinks. Eliza did not. I'm just not drinking right now. I'm like going through a growth phase.
A lot of changes in my life right now. And I feel like cutting out alcohol is just good for me. Okay. I can totally support that. And I feel that. Have I ever done it? No. I've never done it either. This is the first time ever you've gone sober. Yeah. For like… I mean like… Completely cut out alcohol. I've never like… I've gone through spurs where I'm not drinking. But I've never been like… No, I don't drink. Right. Like I've never turned it down. Uh-huh. And why are you like deciding right now? Just…
I just feel like... I don't know. I just turned 25. I just feel like I'm just growing up and maturing. And it's just like a growing opportunity for me to see if I can like do it, you know? I totally feel that. I'm 29. I've never had that growing opportunity. And I feel like I fucking should. So, Eliza...
We just went off on a tangent and I didn't even explain who you are at all. There's so many things to say about you and so many layers that I... You tell me. You tell like the sleuths and the listeners like what you're about. Because I know you went on No Jumper.
and you kind of like got famous overnight type thing. For like literally the most sluttiest thing I've ever done. Okay. That was interesting for me. Like I was the nobody and then all of a sudden like the whole world knew who I was.
Because of my craziest host stories. I feel like that's something we haven't come in like we're both kind of groupies. Yeah. So yeah, I got famous for like talking about hooking up with an NBA team. I love how you say team and not player. Cash. Team. There we go. Seven of them.
But yeah, that's where I just blew up overnight. Right. I didn't really know like the reach that No Jumper had or like how viral it would go. But it definitely changed my life overnight. And then I just got into OnlyFans ever since then because I was like, well, I can't get a regular job now. I'm kind of fucked. I'm fucked.
Yeah. Oh my God. That's always in my mom's worst fears. Like you're talking about sex like this. Like you're never going to get a normal job. I'm kind of like, I don't ever want a normal job. So I'm fine. Exactly. So you told this story on No Jumper, which is this YouTube channel that has like a huge following. We don't have to rehash the story because you've already like told it.
But basically, you just hooked up with seven players on the team in one night. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It wasn't that out of the ordinary for me because I've been a groupie like that for a long time.
But I don't know. I guess it was the first time someone's like openly said that on a podcast. So it literally went like viral. And then also, I think it helped that it was during basketball season when I told that story. And it was like the first year that that team, the Suns team, made it to the finals in like a long time. So it was just kind of like I kept going viral for like memes and stuff. Were the memes ever rude? No. Honestly, no. They were all funny. Really? Yeah.
don't take the internet shit personal because I get it. It's like a joke to me too. And I feed like when I go on these interviews, I feed into the character. Like I play up my sluttiness a lot of times because that's what people expect from me. Yeah. You know the game. I do the exact same thing. Yeah. Not like seven in one night, but like all. Yeah. I can barely do one in one night because like I'd rather just get eaten out for seven hours. But like so overnight that shit happened like
Did you just gain a bunch of followers? Yeah. How many? I think it was like 30,000 overnight. But like within a couple weeks, maybe a week, I got up to 200K. Wow. And then me and that girl, Selena, the girl that was on the interview with me, we fell out. And then ever since then, she's been getting my Instagrams deleted.
So... Dude. People have a hard time following me on Instagram because like every month I have to make a new one. Well, we're going to plug it. Plug it right now. Okay. Is she a Greek freak? She is.
She a Greek freak. Yeah. All spelled correctly. Yeah. Okay. I love it. I fucking love that. I don't understand when people, because I've had a lot of friends deal with this. The people that are so petty that try to get someone's Instagram account taken down. Yeah. This girl has paid this guy over $20,000 to ban me off the internet. And it's like, why don't you invest that money into your own business?
Why don't you create a business? You haven't done shit with yourself. Oh my God. Thank you. You're spending all this time and energy on me. On trying to get someone taken off Instagram. Like that poorly affects your life that much. It doesn't bother me. For her, that would be her like biggest fear is losing her Instagram because that's what she cares about. I don't give a shit about Instagram. I really don't.
So… I feel that. Even though, like, we just plugged it and, like, we're going to plug it again at the end of the episode. But I'll lose it again. So, it's fine. So, okay. Eliza, we had brunch. We've been hanging out for, like, the last few hours. The amount of shit that has come out of your mouth and the stories that you have. Yeah. I don't even know where to begin. Like, I have a list in front of me. Um…
You don't name drop at all. Some people you can tell it's name dropping with you. It's so casual, just like you're not even trying to name drop. It's like your life. Yeah, I don't think people understand like in Miami, even if you're not someone like me that's like been in the industry, you run into celebrities every time you go out. Right. Just always at the club. Every time I go to the club, I see celebrities there. It's just like that's how Miami is. It's more you run into celebrities more in Miami than you would in L.A.
Okay. Yeah, that's interesting. Every time we go out, there's celebrities. But I think celebrities really fucking, you're like a magnet. Like they love you. Yeah. You must have bomb pussy. I don't know. Please tell me what it is because I need to get on that level. I think it's like I just eat ass and suck dick. And a lot of girls don't do that. I'll eat ass. Fuck it. Do you put the tongue inside the butt? Yeah. I've never done that.
on a finger though because I feel like that's like crossing boundary unless they told me I would but yeah wait I've done the finger and like not really eaten it really yeah and I put the finger all the way in that's kind of a cheat code okay so do they feel more comfortable with you just eating the ass and like putting a finger in
Here's the thing. I know I'm asking you and like not the men that I fuck. I'm like, no, you let me know. Here's the thing. Well, I've never had someone like tell me no. Well, they'll like, they'll be like, oh, I've never had that. But then they always let me. Because if you're eating ass, it's kind of the same as sucking dick. Like you're already down there. Yeah. And you go from like the dick to the balls to like what's the middle area of the gooch. And then you go to the ass. So it's like all combined. Yes. I definitely had guys stop me with the finger.
Yeah. Like freak out. And I'm scared of that. I know. I probably would like want a guy to just tell me to do it, but I know they would be too scared to say that. Right? Because they would feel gay. Guys feel gay about that. About everything. Yeah. Even if they completely love it, they'll say no. Yeah. 100%. I have a horror story about eating an NFL player's ass. If you're going to eat ass, eat an NBA player's ass. I ate this guy's ass in the back of a car. Okay.
And it literally smelled like shit. Like, I swear I had to go home and brush my teeth like five times. He still hits me up and I already, and I've told him, I said, I was like, you should have cleaned your asshole before you had me eat it. That's why I haven't fucked with you since then. And what was his response? I don't remember. I could find the text. No, we need to pull up the text. I'll read the text. I'll read the text.
Do it after a seat. Oh my God. If a guy let me eat his ass knowingly, he hadn't wiped or some shit. Like, what the fuck? I love how you called him out on it though. Most girls would be like, oh my God, he like plays for the NFL or whatever the fuck sport you just said and be like, it was perfect. It was amazing. Oh,
Let me find it. No, I've literally said the most rudest shit to this guy. Like, if a guy said that to me, I would be embarrassed to ever talk to him again. Okay, I found it. So we were, like, arguing about some other shit. And I'm like, you think I'm crazy? You should have cleaned your asshole before you made me eat it. And you wonder why I never fucked with you again. LMAO. And then he literally texts me two days later. Are we still doing a song? What?
And then, what are you doing? Didn't reply. And then, happy birthday. He texted me on my birthday. And he still hits me up trying to link. So you like called him out on his asshole and he like didn't even like acknowledge. He didn't reply. Yeah, acknowledge. He ignored it. He like acted like he didn't read that shit. I know you read it. He was embarrassed. I don't think he gives a fuck. He keeps hitting me up. Like, I would give a fuck. Did he eat your ass or no? No. Do you always make sure to fuck?
when you have a sexual encounter with a dude? Or, like, are you down to just, like, suck their dick and, like, go home? No, I'm down to suck their dick and go home. Like, I would suck dick more than I fuck. Really? Why is that? Because a lot of times, I'll suck his dick to, like, shut him up. I'll be like, leave me alone. I'll just suck your dick. Like, I don't want to fuck you right now. I feel like if I'm, like, way fucked up, it's not that much work. I, like, fuck you.
Oh my God. It's like, why am I doing this? Guys, I just had a flashback to my recent trip in Bermuda and I was not going to bring up this story, but like I did have two spicy margaritas and I'm going to bring it up. Yes. I threw up on a guy's dick in Bermuda. Did you suck it back up? Wow, sweet. Did you suck it back up? Listen, no, listen. I've done that.
I was sucking it. I slurped it back up. I kept sucking. And then I felt like it was going to come back up. And he was like, babe, don't stop. I'm about to come. So then I just kept going. And then the second he pulled his dick out, throw up all over his dick and his boxers. As he came. As he came.
As he came, like in unison. Yes, in unison. And I was so fucking embarrassed. And he was like, don't be embarrassed. Like that shit happens. I swear it had something to do with the ocean water. Seasick. I was seasick. My mouth was too dry. But then I went back to the hotel room. I was thinking about it. And I went up to him and I was like,
Would you rather fuck with the girl who says, oh my God, babe, no, stop. Like, I don't feel good. Or fuck with the girl who's like, I will throw up on your dick so that you can get your nut. No, guys love that shit. So thank you. I know some guys think like want a girl to throw up on their dick. I kid you not. Really? I kid you not. It's like the weirdo rappers that are like,
into the weird shit. They like that shit. The actual throw up? Yes. Well, I've definitely thrown up on a rapper's dick and sucked it back up. And he like didn't give a fuck. He was like, yeah, suck that shit back up. Oh my God. He noticed. Okay. Yeah. I feel like you had to notice. Well, no. Because it's not like… I threw up like a good amount, bro. I had to slurp it back up. Yeah. I did what I had to do. Well, the first time I threw up on it, I slurped it back up. He didn't notice. Yeah.
And then it was the second time because it projectiled like all over. It really was like that, you guys. Like it was really crazy. That's hilarious. You're a real one. I know. Honestly, good for him for being nice. Like if a guy was an asshole about that, I'd be like, bro, fuck you. You're like, you'll never hear from me again. Yeah. Ever. I almost like that you're telling me like these rappers or whatever, like into the throw up. Bro, they're literally into the most nastiest shit.
Any guy that has so much power or so much money or whatever, the more and more and more they're into kinkier, kinkier shit. I think because they get bored of pussy. They just like want the next. They're like, what's freakier than this? Like, this doesn't excite me no more. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay.
Kanye West. Yes. Was your New Year's kiss. Wait, does he have you blocked or Drake? They both do. Well, Drake changes the number because of me. But Kanye has me blocked because I told him I want to fuck Pusha T. Were you pissed at him? No, I was just like, I want to piss off Drake because I don't fuck with Drake anymore. I was like, I want to fuck his archenemy.
So I was like, I know your friends with Pusha T. I have your number. Like, I'm going to see if you can hook me up. And I didn't think he would be like jealous because he hooked me up with Future. So I'm like, why would you care that I want to fuck your friend? You already passed me to the homies. So why would you be mad? I don't know. Hold on. Who passed who to who? I was just like texting Kanye. Like, so I met him at his New Year's Eve party in Miami and
And he just like chose me out of the crowd to like come up and was like talking to me. And I told him that I do music because I was always trying to fucking plug my music. And he gave me his number. And I like to send him my music. So I sent him my music. And then he immediately was like, send me those nudes because he had me show him like my sex tapes and shit. When we were like in the club, he's like, show me your sex tapes. In the middle of the club, he had you show him. Yeah. So like he was like…
back in a private room in the club. So he wasn't like where the tables were, like where everybody was. Yeah. Like in some back room. But yeah. So like he was just had me send him my sex tapes and then he kept like just being hella horny in the text. I'll show you this shit later. Like you can read them. Wait, I'm so excited. So I like thought that he was going to try and fuck me and I was down because I'm like, it's Kanye West. Uh,
I would be down too. And I don't care if I'm fucking married. I would be fucking Kanye. Same. I don't care if he cheats on me. Was he hot? Honestly, he was hotter in person than I thought. He was like sexy to me. I think it was just because I was like, damn, like I'm really talking to you. Yeah. And like his demeanor was like honestly kind of shy. Yes, I've heard that. Yeah. He wasn't like the crazy. Soft spoken, right? I've heard. Yeah. He was just like looking at me and like.
Asking me questions. He was like... Where are you from? Like he seemed like really like... Intrigued by me. And kind of like nervous. Which kind of turned me on. Because I was like... Okay. Like you're probably a wuss. What the fuck? So anyways... I like met him that night. Got his number. He like went back to LA. And then the next time he was in Miami...
He was like, come over to Future's house. Like we're in the studio. So I go there pulling up because I'm like, I want to like they're in the studio. I want to like see him make music. I want to show him my music. So I pull up there. It's at Future's house. And he literally just has me come in the studio and get butt ass naked and just like twerk in front of him and all his friends. The second you walk through the door. Yeah, he says get naked. I was like, OK. He wasn't like, hi, can I get you a drink?
No, he was. They like got me a drink. But he was like right. He was working on his album, Donda 2. So like it was loud and I didn't want to be like, I just wanted to be in there like a fly on the wall, you know? That's what I thought I was going to do. And then you were not a fly on the wall. No, I literally had me get naked and like twerk around. And he was just like writing raps while I'm twerking naked. Kanye was? Yeah. And what was Future doing? He wasn't in the room. He was in the kitchen. And Kanye poured
poured up a drink while I was naked and was like, go out like that and give this to future. Tell them it's from me. So I go like, do what I'm told. I'm like, here, this is from Kyrie.
And then he's like, oh my God, like touching on my ass and stuff. And then I just like got nervous and I went back into the studio. I don't know. I got nervous. So I like was like, I have to go to my studio session. I like dipped. And then that was the last time I seen Kanye in person. From then on, we were just like texting back and forth. And then I sent him that text about Pusha T and he blocked me. And he freaked the fuck out. He's like very possessive. It sounds like. I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. I feel like he just has those mood swings where he just like something will just trigger him and he'll like block a bitch. Because I've talked to other girls that talk to him and they're like, no, he's crazy. He like blocked me. So he asked you to like start twerking naked like while he was writing music. Yeah. Was he even looking at your ass or was he like literally like scribbling in a notebook? No, he wasn't like writing. He was just like rapping out loud, like freestyling. While you were twerking. Yeah.
I wish I could twerk so I could have that fucking type of experience. No, I felt awkward though because I'm like, I don't know how to like dance like a stripper, like sexy. Like I can shake my ass because I'm BBL. But like, I was like, this is awkward. Like, I don't know. Was there even music playing? Yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was loud as fuck in there. Oh my God. Imagine having to do that like silent. He's like, no, I need to like actually like I need silence while I like think of lyrics. And he's like, but also twerk. I think I would just start laughing and be like, sorry, I can't do this. No.
Absolutely not. I can't be sexy. It's too awkward. No. I had a recent experience where I had to pretend to be a stripper, but it was like documentary style. And so it was like literally like I took a pole dancing class and literally auditioned.
The hardest shit of my entire life bruises all over my legs. Yeah. I felt like a flounder, like flapping around when I was like by the pole on the stage. Like it was horrifying. And did you have to... Did you do it in heels? I did it in stripper heels, sweetheart. And I kept my thong on, which the guy that was auditioning me like did not like. He was like, I need to see more skin. I need to see more skin. I'm like...
You're 70 and I just, I think I'm going to keep the thong on. Yeah, you got to pay me more, bro. Right? Exactly. But the BBL, I feel like if I had a BBL, I would have a way easier time fucking twerking. Can you shake your ass better pre or post BBL? Well, post my second BBL. My first BBL was like one of those really firm botch.
BBLs. Like my ass didn't move. My second BBL is more like I just have way more fat in there, I guess. My ass jiggles. Yeah, I know. Because we were looking at your tapes earlier today and they were fucking hot as fuck.
Literally. So I want to talk about because I've talked about wanting to get a BBL on here before because I try to grow my ass and it's like impossible. It's like fucking hard shit. But don't do it. Don't do it because you had a traumatic incident with it. Yeah. Can you tell us about that, please? Yes.
Well, my first BBL, I just didn't do my research and I had a botched job, but my recovery was great. I like came home from surgery that day and I was twerking around my house. Like, no problem. Came home from surgery, was twerking around my house. I was on Instagram live, like shaking my ass hours after surgery. How could you tell it was botched?
Just because it was like, I had like the square body and like my hips were just square and like my all the fat was like in the wrong place. Like it was too high up. Got it. Like I had no cheeks. It's like I had a square hips, but no cheeks. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. So then I got a second BBL to fix that one. I woke up feeling like
I actually had died from surgery and like came back alive like I had no energy I woke up with this huge circular bruise right above my heart like as if they did fucking CPR or like revived me nobody had an answer they're like we don't know like nothing like no explanation why you had this huge bruise like over your heart no me and my sister like my sister was the one like really concerned and
Went in there asking them for my whole medical history, which they legally have to give me access to. They never gave me that.
I went back every day to like do tests on my blood, which it's your red blood cell count, I guess they call it. And it's supposed to be above an eight. Mine was at a four. Wow. If it's at a six, it's like fatal and they have to send you like to the ER. They sent me home. They didn't even tell me. At a four? Yeah.
Yeah. Stop it. They sent me home. Like they told me they're like, we think we are going to give you a blood transfusion. Like come back tomorrow because we don't have the blood. They should have sent me to the ER. They sent me home that night. My sister like was on the phone with her friend and like came inside and found me like blue. No. Yeah.
Had to take me to the ER. The doctors at the ER were like, yo, who was your doctor? Like, I cannot believe they sent you home today. I had to stay there for three days getting blood transfusions. It was the worst experience of my life. It's just, it's just not worth the money, the risk that you're taking. And,
And like, yeah, I'm happy with my body. But like, I just, it's not worth everything I went through. And also, I just feel like the BBL trend is going out of style. I feel like the skinny, like 90s aesthetic… Is coming back? Yes. And I just think you can't beat a natural body. God, because I'm ready for that one. I think, yeah. It's just not worth it. So you would say, looking back, like you would not…
have gotten it done. Hell no. I would have not. You regret it. I wouldn't have gotten anything done. Right. Anything at all? No. Okay. Everything I've done, I've regretted. Like, I've dissolved all of my filler. The only thing I don't regret is Botox. But like, I regret my lips. I dissolved my lips. I never got cheeks, but I got jaw. I got that dissolved. And you got it all dissolved? That's the thing about BBLs is…
So many women are getting them. And people don't realize how fucking dangerous they are. And I feel like these influencer girls are kind of doing a disservice to their fans because… By lying about it. A lot of them are getting free surgery for promo. They're not being honest about the risk. Like, they're not being honest to the young girls that are looking up to them and being like, girl, this is the most deadliest surgery. Like, talk to any doctor and those… Really? The most. The deadliest. Yes. And it's because…
the fat transfer. So, like, the lipo's fine. The death rate and stuff is not bad at all. Or, like, a boob job. That's fine. It's specifically the BBL that injecting fat back into you is so risky. And there's just so many... Like, if...
One fat particle hits a vein in your ass, like you'll die instantly. And then not even that. It's like complications after surgery. There's more risk to that than there are even dying on the table. So…
It's just not worth it. At all. And again, I really think the trend is going away. Really? Yeah. What do you think the Kardashians have? Like, do you think they have like a butt implant or a BBL or like this? What is it called? I think they got BBLs. Khloe's looked more like an implant, but I think she got it removed. She looks really good lately.
Khloe looks fucking fantastic. I think she has the best body right now. I do too. I completely agree. She looks fit as hell. Like healthy. I know. We just need her to like leave Tristan and like live her best life 100%. Take Lamar back. Lamar was your soulmate. I don't know if you knew that, babe. Remember when he called your, he said your vagina smelled like a... Earring bag. Yeah.
Husband material. He's sorry, though. No, Chloe, I know you're listening because she obviously listens to this podcast. You're way better off without Lamar, like 100%. So this is the craziest thing is...
You have like lived this lifestyle, hypersexual as am I, very public about it as am I. And the reason you're here today is because Delaney, who works for me, who works for the Sloot Media team, is from Utah. And you guys grew up together. Yes. I know.
Is that right? We're all from Utah. We all grew up Mormon. Like, it's such a small world. Yeah. I met Delaney. I'm like, where did we first meet?
My singing competition? But I don't think I met you. I know you guys went to church camp. Yeah, EFY. It's like this Mormon church camp. That like everyone goes to as a teenager. Her sister was in like my group. And then Delaney would just always come hang out with us. And I remember thinking they were the coolest sisters because they were like best friends. I was like, oh my God, I want to be in their family. Yeah.
And then, yeah, I just love her. It's crazy. I know. I love her too. But how wild, like that's how like we're sitting here right now. I know. But and like you were on No Jumper too. I remember seeing that. Like, yeah, there's so many like weird ties. There is. I think the being super open about talking about sex
shit and we're both coming from Utah where like the it's not Mormonism it's the Mormon culture there is like we don't talk about that stuff yeah we wear tank tops over t-shirts and long sleeves and it's to the knee yeah and it's wild like now here we're in New York like talking about
Fucking, well, I haven't done a gangbang. I don't know if you have, but like sucking dick. Yeah. You know? I've done head gangbangs. Okay. Like sucked multiple dicks. Yeah. This has been, we have covered so much fucking shit. I wonder who's going to blow my phone on piss off after this. I hope Connie Ann blocks me.
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Oh my god, you were held at fucking gunpoint. That was another thing you told me. Yeah. When did that happen? A couple months ago when I was back in LA like doing another no jumper thing. I literally got like followed home from the club. It was like 3 a.m. Some guys like pulled up behind me and just like stuck up a gun on me. Took my purse and ran off.
But I'm just thankful they didn't take my ring or like hurt me or like take me or something. That you survived. Yeah, people are like, do you like that they didn't take my ring? I'm like, no, I honestly was so thankful. I was like, take my purse. Get the fuck from me. Oh my God. I've never, ever, ever had like a gun pulled on me ever. Well, thank God. I've talked about like fucking with guns a lot. Like guys putting a gun in your pussy? Yeah. Okay. Loaded? Loaded?
Yes. Like that. It's so dumb. And I don't want to tell girls to do that. No, we don't condone that at all. I'm not going to live. I don't live my life like this anymore. Trust me. Every single podcast I do, I have to be like, guys, that was the old me. This is the new me. We don't do that. But that's it.
thing. That's a kink and we're not supposed to kink shame. If you want to fuck around with guns and put them in your pussy. Do it not loaded. Not loaded. Yeah. Not loaded. What type of gun was it? And don't be fucked up when you're doing that. Like don't be fucked up playing with guns. It's just not a sport. I've done it with a pistol and I've done it with an AR. I think the craziest thing I've ever had a guy put in my pussy is like a
Coors, like, beer bottle. Oh, I've, like, jacked off with the tequila bottle and, like, sent videos to my mans and stuff. You gotta do what you gotta do. I know. But the vibrator's dead. Like, that tequila bottle comes through. Us pretend. No way you think that shit feels good. No. Hell no.
Hell no. It's literally for them. It's for the vid. You're like acting. I know. I know. But even like we're talking about don't put guns in there 100%. Putting glass in there. Yeah. Don't do that either, people. Yeah. Imagine that breaking. Yeah. Just, you know, stick to a cucumber. Yes. Stick to things that like won't hurt you internally. Stick to the vibrator. Or emotionally. Like either one. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I want to do a little transition. And I want to do Slut University, which you know all about because you're the biggest SWA fan ever to walk the planet. The biggest. The biggest. And you actually are the guest professor today. You think I'm crazy? You should have cleaned your asshole before you made me eat it. And you wonder why I never fucked with you again.
So this is the thing, Eliza, you have so much info, knowledge, like just we need you to bless us with all of the shit that you know. And I want to talk about specifically, how do you bag an athlete or like even a celebrity? That's what I want to talk about today. Okay.
In person or in the DMs? Because it's different. See, that's the thing. You have already like been around it and like you've been in there. Like for people who have never met a celebrity and they're starting from scratch, like what's the first move? First move is the DM. That has to be the first one, right? For sure. And you have to send a DM that's going to get their attention. It can't be, hey, it can't like it has to be juicy. It doesn't have to be like what I would say because I…
I used to DM athletes and say, I'm trying to be your whore tonight. Like, I would go off. Okay, but I feel like that's the type of shit that's, like, going to get your response. Every time. I always got a response. Okay. If you want to be a little more low-key, you can start by trying to say, like, hey, you're in my city with, like, little eyes. But...
That might not like grab their attention. Right. Because you know they're going to look through their requests and see a bunch of girls in their city because you're not the only one doing this. Exactly. And bottom line is like they're out here trying to fuck. Yes. So they don't want to waste time flirty. Hi. What's up? Yeah. When I'm
I slide in the DMs. I'm never trying to date these guys. I'm trying to fuck them. So my advice is based on that. Don't DM these guys thinking they're going to date you because they most likely won't. They most likely just want to have sex. So,
Yeah. That's the best advice ever. These girls really think they're going to get like husbands and shit and boyfriends. And it's like, you literally started the conversation with, I want your dick, raw dog, baby. And then they think they're not going to get cheated on. I know. Does it matter if this girl has like a bunch of followers or a blue checkmark? No. I think if anything, the checkmark like fucks you. Yeah. Yeah.
Because then they can do research on you, honestly. Like, they really like no-name girls. Like, I got way more athletes...
seeking me out. Right. Before anyone knew who I was. Obviously, my reputation isn't the best, but they love like random local girls. I've tried to slide into, I can't remember like which celebrity and he didn't respond, but I feel like they don't like it because they see that I have a platform and they're like, this bitch could out me. Or they think you're bougie and they just want to fuck and they don't know if like...
Because you're verified, they might be like, oh, she's high maintenance. Like, I just want a girl that wants to suck my dick. Oh, my God. Do you know of any celebrity that bite all the time if you slide into the DM?
I mean, I feel like athletes are probably the easiest because they travel a lot and they're looking at their DMs. If you just follow the schedule of a team, if you have a local team and you're like, okay, who are they playing tonight? And you look at the roster, you can DM like five of them. One of them will respond. Yes. And they check their DMs when they land in the city. So like they're really easy to bag. I feel like.
mostly NBA is the easiest. NBA. They're the, they're the sluttiest. Yes. Very fucking interesting. They're the safest to be around because think about it. Like rappers, they, they're on drugs. They could like shoot a bitch. They could beat a bitch up and it wouldn't ruin their career. That's like what you would expect. But an athlete, they have to like treat you nicely and like,
They can't have any scandals. So it's... I feel like it's safer to deal with them. Wait, that's the smartest fucking shit I've ever heard. Go after the athletes. Like the rappers. I don't care if you think they're more fun or whatever. Like...
way more dangerous. I've heard the worst stories with rappers and my worst stories were with like artists, not athletes. So yeah. Right. You had a gun pulled on you once again, right? Yeah. Was it or something? Yeah. In Utah. In Utah? Yeah. Why? I told him I would tattoo it on me. That's like
One of his things that he says, I guess. Because we were FaceTiming before he came. So I told him I would get it. And then when I saw him, he was like, where's the tattoo? And I was like, I didn't get it. So he got mad at me and he pulled the gun out. I think he was joking, but I...
But I made it a joke and I was like, put it in my mouth, daddy. And then that's what saved my life. He literally laughed and was like, bitch, you're fucking crazy. And then he like didn't kick me out or anything. Can you imagine if I like screamed at him or something like he probably would have been he might have hurt me. Yeah. One hundred percent. The fact that you handled it like that and you just laughed. Yeah. And you just like went along with it.
And he was like, "Bitch, you're crazy." - That's what I did in the Trey Songz situation too. And I feel like that's what saved me. Like I know how to react in like a high pressure situation. I just like don't freak out. Just be calm or make it a joke. - I actually think I would react the same way. - Yeah, I think you would too. - I really like truly do. I think I would. Wait and what happened with Trey Songz? - He peed on you. - He peed on me. - Did you swallow it? Did you? - No.
No, because he like mostly peed on my titties. Okay. The last second he splashed it up on my face, but my mouth is closed. Thank God. I love how we went from like how to bag yourself like a fucking celeb athlete to like women. If they try to fucking like fuck with you, just go with it and like don't yell. Yeah. Just like try and escape silently and like don't make a scene. Yeah. That's the best thing to do. What type of groupies...
Do celebs like? Because like I was actually talking to this rapper and I was… I made it very clear that I wasn't a groupie and I was like, you want me to be one? I'm not like those bitches. Yeah. And he loved that I said that. It's like when girls are like, I'm not like other girls. Yeah. Like I'm not like a groupie. Like it was that type of thing. Yeah. He was into it but…
What type of groupies do they like and not like? Like, do they want you to act like a groupie or no? Some love the groupies that are like, oh my, like worship them. And then some like the ones that I feel like they really just like the girls that are about a good time. And I feel like the reason why a lot of like my hoes that I see for years and years fuck with me is because...
I'm just not about the drama. And like, I just, I don't try and be like super cutesy. I'm just myself. I'm my crazy self. And I just like, like to have fun. I feel like they like the girls that are just like the down that are down to like party and be fun. 1000%. Yeah. They don't like the
quiet girls. No, no, no. I mean, if you're in public, they don't want you to be like loud and obnoxious. Yeah. But they they don't want you shy like they want you to be a good time. Yeah. Do you have any tips for getting wanting to get flown out?
Fucking ask to meet up with them. There's no tip for that. Just say fly me out. Yeah. Literally. I'm ready to suck your dick. Fly me there. That's a good way to like not waste any time. If they say no, on to the fucking next. Yes. Just straight up ask them. I don't like to beat around the bush about anything. Yeah. I love that.
Okay, what are some of the best T pages for the sleuths to follow so that they can be up to date and then they can talk to other girls who are living this life, like this groupie life? So I don't really, I'm not super into the T pages, but I do know this one that everybody knows that fucks with athletes. It's called Wags Unfiltered, I believe. And it's just like a drama page about
all athletes and like who's cheating on who. Right. They get the news quick. Really fast. Also gossip of the city, but I don't know if that's athletes. I think that's more just like celebrity gossip. Got it. I am not like really a groupie, but I want to be. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I really genuinely want to be a groupie. I want to bag like some famous guy and like I can't do it. The best thing to do with them. I feel like I'm too famous.
You know what I mean? You literally are. You're more famous than them. That's the problem. It is. They're my groupies. Like I date fans. Yes. You know? Don't you love fucking fans? They're like obsessed with you. It's the best. It's like, do you want a fan or a boyfriend? And I literally, my response is I want a fan. Yeah. I want a hundred fans obsessed with me. Exactly. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to like take these tips and I'm going to like try it.
No, but to be honest, like, I am jealous of, like, your groupie life. Or the groupie life you once had. Yeah. 100%. I mean, I had my fun in games. But honestly, like, it's fun to talk about all the memories. But I do want to give advice to girls out there because…
I don't want girls to hear my stories and like have me influence them to like get in this lifestyle and not really know what they're getting into and like not be safe. Like I get DMs from girls all the time, like asking me, Eliza, like I want to be a groupie like
you? How do I get flown out and stuff like that? And I just I get really hesitant to give them advice on like how to get flown out and stuff because it's like I don't want to set them up for possibly getting in trouble or a dangerous situation. Yeah. So it's like I don't really want my storytelling to be like influencing girls to follow me because it's kind of like do what you want to do. Right. But I don't want you guys to be convinced to like
Right. Follow in my footsteps because my stories sound interesting because they are interesting and it's fun. But there's a lot of risks involved with this lifestyle. Yeah. And a lot of danger that can come with it, too. Well, I'm sure you looking back, I'm sure you've had a lot of incredible experiences and some
horrifying ones, you know? Well, I've shared a lot of them, even with you. Like, I'm sure the girls are like, I hope that girls get turned away from it as well and listen to the both sides and don't just get starstruck by it all. Right. I think these girls have this, like, this image in their minds, like, oh my God, the celebrity responded. Like, I'm going to go there and like, just do whatever they say, but they don't realize like,
You can get in like scary situations. Yeah. And a lot of girls will do things that they didn't want to do, but they're afraid to speak up and then they regret it later. And then they have issues and trauma from it. And so that's something that I never want to influence either. So just,
there's ways that you can do it safer. Like bring a friend with you. If you want to get phone out, have the teammate fly out. One of your friends say, Hey, I'll come out. If you have a teammate, my friend, and we're going to stay in our own room. Like just, just take precautions like that. Yeah. The one time I was talking to this rapper, I sent him a super slutty fucking picture of me and my cousin. Cause I was trying to like get
convince him to let us both go. And he still was like, no, only you. Yeah, that's like a red flag. And I was like, then I'm not going. That's the red flag. Right? Yeah, we should like, we should talk about maybe some red flags too. Maybe in another episode. Yeah, you absolutely should. No, I think that's really good. So always take a friend. And also like these girls need to realize, and men too, like you're dealing with people that are in a position of power and they tend to be a little bit bonkers.
bonkers in a way. Not all of them, but like power trip, they get what they want. If you show up and you don't want to do like a certain sex act, they'll freak the fuck out. Like, you know, all that type of shit. The best advice I feel like I can give too is just be upfront. Don't try and finesse the guy because that could get you in trouble. Just be upfront. Like I said, like be upfront, say fly me out if I'm not coming, if I can't bring a friend, like
don't be shady to them either. Cause I feel like that could come back onto you as well.
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Okay, you know what? It is time to move on and it is time for SOS, Save Our Sleuths, questions, stories, advice. Let's jump right fucking into it. Rapid fire shit. Eliza, are you ready? Let's go. Okay.
Question number one. I have to share a super cool thing I just found. It's called PeriFit. And it looks like a mini dildo, but you put it in and it connects to an app with Bluetooth and you can play games with your pussy. Like Flappy Bird. When you...
When you contract your muscles, it makes the bird go up. And when you relax them, the bird goes to the ground. You're basically training your pelvic floor muscles and it can make orgasms stronger with regular use. I'm obsessed with it and had to share with you and hopefully the sleuths. Hopefully I'll get a snatched pussy in four weeks and have more amazing orgasms. So
So you're just doing Kegels. You're doing Kegels, but like to a game. Okay. Vibes. That's fucking genius. And like I'm downloading this shit immediately. Same. Who invented this? I have a millionaire. I know a millionaire. And I'm like trying to think of like what fucking games like you would play with this Zelda. Wait, what'd you say? I don't know.
Tetris? Yes. Do you do Kegels? No. And I think about it every day and I'm like, I wish I did. I probably will when I'm like older and I have saggy pussy. Saggy pussy. No, we have to do it now. It's the same thing. Like we can't just like get in shape like when we're 50. When do you do it though? Like when you're working out or just like at night? No.
You could be sitting at your desk. You can be fucking like at family dinner and like… No one knows. No one knows. Wow, that's crazy. Guys, this is like the best incentive to like get your Kegels in. And yes, it does lead to better orgasms and…
makes her pussy tighter. I made up that last one, but whatever. Okay. Question number two. Hey, Sophia. So my boyfriend thinks he's a good singer slash songwriter. His mom hypes him up and so do most people in his life. How do I tell him it gives me the ick and I do not like it? Love you, bitch.
You can't tell them. Yeah. Unless you want to break up. Literally. You cannot tell them because it's just going to hurt their feelings and they're not going to want to share it with you. And if they feel that proud of it and everyone is fucking gaslighting them, telling them like their shit is good. Yeah.
They're going to think like you're just being a hater. Yeah. And like, what do you gain out of telling him that? Unless you literally like, unless it makes you unattractive to him, then you probably should break up. The advice I will give you is because like, this is what I would do. Don't hype him up. Yeah. Start acting like, yeah, babe, that was good. Or like, whoops, I like forgot to listen to it or just give it a thumbs up.
Or maybe just act super distracted when he's trying to show you things. Like you're not super engaged. Like maybe that'll be a subtle hint enough. It could still hurt his feelings, but you're not like blatantly saying it. Right. But that's okay if it hurts his feelings because then maybe he'll start sending you less shit and you won't be as fucking icked out. Okay. Next question. Here we go. Hi, Sophia. My best girlfriend is kind of a pathological liar. She lies about dumb shit like says…
Chris Brown DM'd her, but he unsent it. So she can't show me. I want to end the friendship, but I'm scared she's going to start lying about me and telling my secrets. How do I break up with her when I'm scared of what she's going to do to me? Girl, you just can't give a fuck. People like that. I've had a lot of friends like this that are pathological liars. Everyone knows their reputation. So I feel like
Unless they're telling it to somebody that doesn't know you and they believe it, why would you give a fuck? Right. If people know you and know that person, they probably know to take whatever they say with a grain of salt. Right. And this bitch is a pathological liar, meaning she's probably already like spreading lies about you. Yeah. Friend or not. Yeah. While you're her friend. So break up with her quick. Done. Done.
Bye, bitch. Those are the worst friends. The worst. I had a friend who would like lie about the dumbest shit on her Instagram story. Like, oh my God, like I'm vegan. But like she wasn't fucking vegan. Like they're lying about everything. Those are the ones that try and one-up you and try and like…
Make you look bad in front of everybody else so they can look better. Yeah. They're the worst type of friends. I mean, isn't the friend that's like always trying to get your Instagram taken down? Isn't she in prison? Yes. She's in prison, bitch.
paying someone to get your Instagram taken down. In an orange jumpsuit and I'm living in her head rent free in a cell. And that should feel amazing. It really does because she still can't ruin my life. Like she thinks that deleting my Instagram bothers me. I don't give a fuck. You're like sweetheart. You are imprisoned.
in like buy ramen noodles like I don't know why you're trying to get my shit taken down well okay whatever we do not fuck with friends who are pathological liars and I think it's hilarious this girl tried to say Chris Brown DM'd her but she can't show it okay girlfriend that's super embarrassing but Eliza I love you so fucking much you are such a genius I've spent like this day with you and I've never laughed so much in my entire life where can they find you in
Instagram right now. She a Greek freak. Spell exactly how it sounds. Um,
And your YouTube? Yeah. It's A-J-A-Y-Y-Y-E-J-A-E. Okay. And you're about to come back with like some different type of content. Some different content. Some announcements. You guys will see. I don't want to speak too much on it. Yes. I love it. And you guys know where to find me. Always Sophia with an F. Franklin with a Y. If it's on TikTok, it's Sophia Franklin and the number zero. Okay.
I said it right that time. Love you guys. Talk to you next week. Bye.
