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Hi, everybody. Welcome to Swoff. I just got back from L.A. I feel like I have a golf ball in my fucking throat. I can barely swallow. It hurts so bad. But you know it's a good fucking trip when you get home and you can barely swallow. Am I fucking right? L.A., some absurd shit went down while I was there. I...
fell in love. I went to some star-studded Hollywood parties and I don't want to brag, but Drake was definitely there. I got flipped off by a group of girls. I stayed at a mansion and a man in a kimono was wreaking havoc throughout the house and I actually thought my life was in jeopardy. I haven't had a life-changing trip like this for a fucking while. I usually always talk shit on LA, but
Did I think about moving there for a second? Maybe. I'm going to get into all of this shit next week. But first, I have my biggest lesbian crush coming on. She hooked it up in L.A. Maybe we hooked up. I don't know. Listen, find out. Let's get into it.
I am here with the one and only fucking Weezy, bitch. This is only our second time meeting, bitch. Is it? Why do I feel like I've known you my whole life? Because we were like that. We have to tell people what happened after the day we met. Okay, hold the phone. I'm here with Weezy from Horrible Decisions. I was on their episode a while back. They were on mine, but
People loved it. They loved it. You guys, and you should go listen to Horrible Decisions. It's actually a really good show. Fun. But anyways, so Weezy, okay, tell them. I feel like we have become so close. Like, we're tight. I know. We are. It happened that night. That night. You know what? It's funny. Like,
we did the podcast. We go eat together. We have this moment where you talk about depression, crying and how we want to kill ourselves. And then we leave and go party. Yeah. You're fucking nuts. No. Me? Yo. Bitch. There was a guy there. We were there for 30 seconds and you were like, I think I love him. You went and got his number. Dude. And then we looked him up and he had a fucking mugshot. Domestic violence charge. Yes. And I
I'm like, how did you just fucking get this guy out of all the fucking guys in this club right away to go fuck? Did you fuck him? No, bitch. He was...
First of all, let's give some context. We leave the restaurant. We're in L.E.S. It's like already nostalgic. Sophia gets a text message from an unknown number that's like partying Williamsburg. She's like, let's get an Uber. Let's go. I'm like, oh, whose party is it? She's like, I don't know. Guys, a random number texted me. I had no clue who it was or who they were.
We go to the party. This guy starts talking about how he sells exotic cars. Mind you, me and Sophia are in the middle of talking about feet for whatever reason. We're high as fuck. Yeah. And while he comes over, you're like, can I put my feet on the Porsche? Because I wanted to start an OnlyFans and it would just be my feet, right? Right. That's what we were talking about. Only feet. Only...
Oh, that's my first episode on the TV show. Really? Only feet. Let's do it. We're going to talk about Weezy's TV show. But basically, yeah, the guy came over and I was like, can I please borrow? I think it was a Ferrari for my foot shoe. Yeah. Is what I was saying. He was like, oh, you can model my car with my feet. They loved us. First of all, you had me at this damn party. They had no furniture. OK, they were so happy she came in there because they
everybody in there, I'm not saying they were ugly. I'm just saying they weren't. They were below a five. Yeah. They were unattractive. They were. I get real loose. Like I'll fuck a five because they're fun when I'm with, but not at that party. These people were not. Also, it was given poor, like how you got a floor to ceiling windows, ain't no furniture in here. So then I said, and I felt so bad. I was like, so did you guys just move in?
You made a comment about it? You don't remember? No. What did they say? Guys, there literally was no furniture. There was one couch. Bro. And like this penthouse shit. No, it was just bachelor shit. And then Sophie was like, fuck that. Let's take pictures. They hated us at this party. We drank all the liquor. We kept going in the bathroom to take selfies and whatever. And then I was like, I got a better party. So here's when I really knew maybe we met in another life. And I really believe that because I took pictures
I felt like your muscle that night. And I didn't realize the magnitude of like your stardom because it's not my world. Stop. I'm serious. You have to know and acknowledge that shit when it happens. And one, it was your first time back in New York. People haven't seen you. Women coming up to you were so disrespectful. Yeah.
I'm not kidding, Sophia. Like that really bothered me. Disrespectful in what way? For one, the girl that came up to you had a daddy hat on. Well, yeah, I just like recently. And was like, take off the bitch.
Then, disrespectful because there were, it was very clear you were over it and you're so nice that you don't know what to do. I am overly nice. You're too fucking nice. Touching you. Remember how I had my mask on? Yeah. We had a table and they kept coming in the table. I was like, girl, this is the parameter, babe. Right, right. I actually love, obviously, like running into my listeners, but this girl was being like blatantly like, she was just sitting there like with her boyfriend. She like wanted to bring her friends over. She's wearing the down jacket.
I think talking about your old podcast is disrespectful because bitch, you know I ain't on this shit no more. Yes. Especially if you got the hat on. Yes. Girl, I feel like somebody came up to me talking about my ex and you know I left him. That's so true. I love James. It's like, bitch, well, I don't. Do you see me with his ass?
No. No, I know. I do have people come up to me and they'll say, oh, my God, I love the old show. And I don't really get upset because I was a huge part of it, though. But not when you got the hat on. You are. You are. You are the part of it. The hat was too much. I should have fucking put it on and taken a picture. Girl, you know, you fucking took a picture of her and I'm sitting there like your manager. I'm like, she can't take pictures right now. And Sophia's like, no, dang it. I was so upset about it because
I know what it feels like to, you know, argue with my co-host. Yeah. And, you know, we work really hard at our relationship, like therapy and all that shit. You guys go to fucking therapy. That's insane. Girl, we be cussing each other out in therapy. That's really smart. I think that's really cool that you guys do that. We have to because we make a lot of money and we need to make this shit work. Yeah. And I think that if...
If what happened to me, just knowing that tension transpired and having someone be in my face, like that would be hard for me. Yeah. But you do very well with it when you shouldn't. Yeah, it really it's not hard for me because to be honest, like I do feel like I am a part of that show. I mean, I built it. I was part of it for two years. And so, you know, it's a big part of my past when people are like, I mean, obviously I like it better when they say it's Sophia the Naf. So anyone fucking listening, if you see me. When I say that the brand is.
100% is a part of both of yours. I don't care who it belongs to now. 100%. Where the IP is, that is something that was yours, right? When we think about 106 and Park, whether you guys are too young to know that or not, I think about the two hosts, AJ and Free. Not the new ones. I think about who started this. It's a real thing. But,
But to me, when people really know who you are or are wearing merch and things like that, I can't imagine someone bringing up their name or just being crass about it. Like, that's hard. That to me is rude. And if you keep going, you're like, why don't you go back? Someone said that to you. I was like...
Wait, they did? You were so fucking lit, bro. Okay, I was drunk, but I don't know. Weezy, you were fucking doing some wild ass shit as well. You were up, leg up, twerking. I have videos. I'm going to post them. I have videos as well as I do. You want to go video to video? Let's do it. Do you remember when the girl threw ice at me? For what?
You don't remember that Russian girl threw ice at me and she was like, what's his problem? Apparently we were at two different parties because half of the shit I'm saying you don't remember and you remember my shit. So here's my thing. When I'm on drugs, I get hyper aware and very defensive. It's giving a scar face for me. You're a party girl, bitch. Oh. Where I'm like, bitch who's fucking with us. That's really what happened. Okay, that makes sense. But it was fun though. The Russians. Yeah, there was a group of Russians outside
I bought drugs from one of them. I spent just, you know, a nice $800. How, bro?
I had drugs with me. I don't know. I just it looked cute. All the little vials. I was like down. He like had like a nice selection. I was like, I've heard of that drug. Like, I kind of want to start it. Our sisterhood. I think so. I think that's really what it was. No, I think no. It was we met in another life. I'm telling you. No, I think so. The second I showed up to horrible decisions, I was like, oh, I love this.
I felt the same way. And it's funny because I remember you were calling me like a week later, venting about something. And I knew how much that really was what made me feel close to you because I could tell from how you were talking to me how much people hurt you.
You asked me like 10 fucking times not to say something. Please, can I just tell you this? And I'm like, bro, like, who am I going to go to? Oh my God. I remember. And I still do that incessantly. If I say something, I'll be like, please, like, don't tell anyone. Like, and I'll, I'm obsessive about it, you know? But that's when you knew like we were tight. That's when I really felt like,
I had a closeness to you that I couldn't explain. Because when you told me your story and like, I hate bringing it up again, but... No, it's fine. It really is like...
talking about how sad you were and how depressed and how I don't even see you like that. I don't think anybody sees you like that because you're so vibrant. It was like, wow. Yeah. That's when you know someone has a lot of pain there. And then for you to say it 10 times after I feel like we were getting along, I'm like, oh, you just can't trust anyone. I can't imagine. Yeah. Granted, yes, your best friend did that to you. But also she was giving that energy like she would tell you anything. I'm sorry. I feel like-
I didn't know, dude. I'm so fucking oblivious and naive and shit. I know. I need to like stop. You need a... Therapist? For what? I don't know. You just need a muscle friend that will like always like... Can I hire you? No. I have too many jobs. I can't fucking afford you at all. I have too many jobs. But I'll do it for you if you want me to. Thank you. We run into each other or something. That night was... We just completely bonded and...
When I just said you have 20 jobs, let's talk about your show. What's going on? I guess Weezy's on TV now. She's that type of bitch. I can't wait to talk about every... Bro, if my food is taking too long at Chipotle, I'm like, excuse me, I have a fucking TV show. Louder for the people in the back. I have a fucking TV show. You turned into a cunt, basically. Basically is what you're saying. My voice gets more whiter and whiter. Like, I'm in LA so much. I'm like, what do you mean you don't have oat milk?
Are you kidding me, bitch? So... Me last night, by the way, not... Guys, this is a complete side note. Last night, I was super drunk. I was trying to meet up with Weezy and I was crying to her about how I had to wait in a line to get into a club. I can't believe you had to wait in a line, bitch. I don't do that shit. I'm sorry, but... Is that snobby of us to say? No. Here's the thing. You know your demo and I know mine. Bitch, if I go to Atlanta and I gotta wait in line...
Hell no. If you're asking for pictures with me, I gotta wait a lot. No. No. This is your demo in LA. I know. Bitch, there's no way. At Poppy. No, listen. But you remember Chanel West Coast? She went off on a security guard. We all did. At Poppy and it was on TMZ. Saying what? She was like, fuck y'all. Don't anybody want to get in here. I hate her voice so much. Her laugh. I mean, it's her fucking laugh. No, it's her self.
I'm sorry. We'll cut her name out. I just want... She knows because we love you. Do we really have to? No, we don't. We can honestly keep it in. I don't like when people do black scents, bro. I'm just a little bit under fire right now. I think you forgot. Okay, well, ask it. I don't like her black scent. It's too much. How...
how you gotta always talk like this? How do a black scent? I've never fucking heard that. That's hilarious. So the term black scent, it's like slang for when someone who isn't black and granted, of course, black people don't speak a certain way. White people don't speak a certain way, but it's when you try to take this whole hood persona. And it's just weird. Also, like, it's funny. I had a conversation with you about you recently when someone was like, you're always talking shit about white girls, but you love Sophia. I was like, oh, because Sophia doesn't fake the funk.
Fuck no. There's certain white women that totally switch their shit up. I have white girls that start calling me sis or they do this. They like switch up their fucking personality to like hang with you. Yeah, and they'll do this head movement shit with me. I don't like that shit, bro. Like, especially when I take you around other black people, like, please don't fucking embarrass me.
Girl, I probably don't do it. There can only be one of us. I probably don't do it because I am the epitome of valley girl. I know. Can you imagine me trying? Can you imagine me trying the black set? No. But I hope you never do it. I never fucking would.
I don't feel the pressure. Like, I'm just going to be myself. That's fucking. But that's like the thing when you're comfortable in who you are and you and I are both on that self-deprecating shit all the time. Like, you need to just be who you are. Yeah. Matter of fact, actually, when that person said that, I was like, first of all, she's Argentinian. Oh, really? Oh, and the person was like, oh, but you fuck with Sofia. I was like, hold on, she's Latina. I'm Latinx. Thank God. People fucking forget that. Like, I. Because we can't hear it. Oh,
Granted, like Argentina and Spain where my parents were born and raised, like my mother's first generation. Maybe it's the Utah. Because your mom is Latina as fuck. Have you heard her accent? Yes. But like, I don't give off the Latinx vibe. I actually get shit about it. I've seen people write like, why don't you embrace those roots more? And I am like, I do. I'm super proud of it. How do I not embrace it? It's annoying. So I've heard this when...
So I'm black and Israeli, but people will say to me like, oh, you don't talk about Judaism at all or Israeli shit. I'm like, bro, like I grew up with a black mom, right? And...
wasn't really connected to that part of my family. So it's not like I'm shunned from it. I just don't have it in me. You can't fake the funk. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're not growing up speaking Spanish all the time or, like, back and forth to Argentina or, like, connecting with that part of your family, it's hard. I mean, Spanish actually was my first language. That sounds like a goddamn lie. No, I swear to God. I believe you. And I think...
I think that is why I speak the way I do because going to school Spanish was my first language. I had to learn and I swear to God I would watch TV and I swear I picked up that accent. Also Utah though. I have another podcast called For Fact's Sake where me and a comedian run down a bunch of facts and his voice is so distinct and he says Spanish was his first language and he learned English from news anchors. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. That is why I talk like a fucking... So you watch what? The Hell's...
Pop the Hills. Clueless for sure. The Disney Channel. It's giving a share. What? It's giving share. Share vibes. Clueless. 100%. I am her. Should we talk about dick or something? No, I want to talk about your show. Oh my God. So Sex Cells is a show I created recently.
where we basically talk about the entrepreneurs that make money from sex without having it. And to me, that was very important because the premise of Horrible, what a lot of people don't know. Your podcast. Yeah. We started because we were two corporate women talking about sex and we thought it was going to be great to be the nine to five girls that talked about sex. You were that nine to five girl. Your co-host at the time wasn't, but I didn't mean that in a shady way, but like you could have made it marketed that way too, right? Yeah. Because when you're working a nine to five and you're like coming in with the same clothes, you have the dick spit in your hair, like that kind of smell, like that's
something that is really relatable and real. It is. But we can't talk about. So not only did I have that part of the business acumen and learning about it, but I really wanted to highlight sex workers in a way. Just because they don't fuck for money, I mean, doesn't mean they
aren't sex workers. And it doesn't mean that they shouldn't be credited as entrepreneurs. Absolutely. So what are they doing? If they're not fucking, like, what are the types of things that they're doing? So each episode, I basically highlight two businesses in a certain genre. So let's say the episode's education. So we meet people that teach courses about sex. So it could be a phone sex operator. That's my personal favorite. I had my mom do it with me. Oh, my God. That was so funny. She was really good. Your mom? Her black ass said, I want your cock. Oh,
No way. She was too good. Then one of my favorites was the sex toy episode two where me and my best friend Vinny, I basically molded his dick in a tube, clone of Willie. And then I talked to the clone of Willie company. There's another episode where I met with a financial dominatrix who doesn't fuck for money. She just basically takes pay pigs money. A lot of people have seen that reference in euphoria. I remember when she was like draining wallets and also she teaches people how to do it on Patreon. But
I mean, these men and women make so much money just in the adjacent world. Right. And we do, too. I was just going to ask you, like you, the way that we talk about sex so openly, you would say that that's like a type of sex work. I think we're sex educators. I believe that whether it's whether it's good education. I don't know. But when I'm talking about chlamydia.
Have you had that? Girl. Anyway. So, you know, the antibiotics in Mexico are only four bucks. Right.
Really? I bought a bunch for friends and I gave them away as gifts. Shut the fuck up. Yes, I did. I was like, what can I get? A box of cinnamon. I'm jealous. I would get Xanax for my friends. I feel like that would be a really cute gift. The Xanax is actually like a hot ticket item. So I was trying to get the cheap shit. Oh, got it, got it, got it. But no, we are. You know what I mean? Like there's something that people have learned from you that they didn't know before. There's learning experiences we have. And that's sex ed, really. We're just...
the unofficial sex educators, but this is a new school shit. And speaking of new school shit, I really felt like what I did with that show. First of all, it's the first business show ever hosted by a black woman. Wow. There's been shows like that were digital maybe, but never on cable. Wow. And it's about sex, which makes it even more salacious. But the show is about business and
We all know you don't necessarily need a degree to be a millionaire anymore. You don't have to have, you know, the suit on to make that money. And it's different. Like, you can be the girl who is online talking about, yeah, you're a piece of shit. Fuck you. Send me $5,000 and you'll make it. These are real jobs. Yeah.
Not only that, they have to figure out how to do SEO work, market themselves. Right. Take electronic payment safely. They're running a business. Crowdfunding platforms. Like it's real business. Yeah. Making your LLC, tax preparations. Like one thing I learned, a dungeon, a sex dungeon. I've always wondered how that was legal. What is that? It's an app.
acting studio. It's an acting studio. Basically, when you visit a sex dungeon, you are role playing in an acting role. That is the division or sector of the business. It's not sex quote unquote related.
And they're not fucking in a dungeon. They're not fucking. No, it's a lot of domination shit or like certain things. But yeah, a great episode I did. I don't know if you've heard about NSFW. They're known as like the Soho House of Sex Clubs because of the membership and the community. But with NSFW, we take a camera, we go in there and we basically film what it's like to be in a sex club. And so many people wonder what it's like. And I...
I sat with a couple on the bed. I asked them about what they wanted to have come from this. And, you know, they worked in health care. Like, it's people that are normal that you think aren't. I went in the shower that fits six people. And he's like, yeah, that's where we do our golden showers. And people get pissed on. And, you know, they come in for that. We do certain nights for the party. But this is a real business. And what was cooler about it is I always thought sex clubs were illegal. He said it was legal. And it is.
Because he's charging tickets to an event where sex is not promised. These are consenting adults that do it. They're like minded people. There's no rule against selling tickets to a party where people will fuck. So it's legal. Yeah. So then why is a and I know brothel is the most outdated fucking term. But like, why are those? No, it's not legal. So brothel is illegal because selling your body for money is illegal. But what have you to say? It's not promised. Yeah.
But I might. Bitch, I might. That's why escorting sites exist. Mm.
So escorts promise their time and maybe you'll fuck, maybe not. That's why escorts get away with it. And why Craigslist and Backpages, they would get taken down all the time because people were actually explicitly saying this is the dollar amount for what you'll get. So you may have seen terms like 200 roses instead of $200. Right. Like people would try to use that stuff. But what's sad about what's happened with Backpage and all of that is a lot of these girls were able to share community and mainly women.
But they were able to share a community of clients. So like, let's say that we're both escorts and you're in New York. You're like, have you been with this guy before? And I can be like, no, but let me see if anyone's seen him. And if they have, and they're like, hey, he's really rough or he may not pay you or he'll do this. It's safety. And so now...
They took back pages away, right? Right. But a lot of those websites where you can cross-reference were really helping sex workers. And it's fucked up the game. There's an increase in human trafficking because of it. I mean, it's fucked up. SESTA fucked a lot of shit up. And I don't want to quote it too much because it's definitely like something I'm not super sure about. But what I know is because they've made all these laws hunkering down on sex workers, it's increased human trafficking. Put women...
On the streets where street walking is more of a risk. I mean, it sucks. Yeah. So what I really liked about this show is it did talk about the safety risks, if any. But even there was things like I went to my waxer, right? Like she's doing vajayshals and shit like that. This is all for sex. Right. No one's doing this if you aren't getting fucked. Let's be real. Right. Maybe they are, but they probably not. So and you would say she's a sex worker. She's not a sex worker, but she makes money from sex without having it. One hundred percent. OK. Yeah.
She waxed me on camera. That was crazy. I did naked yoga. Bro, I got crazy. No. Did they blur out your tits and shit or no? They did, but they were really good. My camera guy like used like a little leaf to put over me. Girl, my pussy was open the whole season. Charlamagne was in an episode, right? And he's my, he's my partner, aka boss, right? He cuts my check. But like, I did an OnlyFans shoot for my feet where they were like putting oil on me and shit. And I basically asked him if it was okay. And he was like, Lisey, no. Why? He was like, you don't have to do this. He's like, no,
for it. I don't have to say. So then we bring an OnlyFans girl in there and she's like telling us how it works and like with the audience you really learn like oh this is a business. She's like these are the colors that people like. This is what I have to get. This is how I make the videos look. Yes. And it's real fucking work bro. Right.
Right. The way that these influencers have to sell their fucking shit is the same shit. I was just going to say influencers. People think it's not work. It is a total whore for likes. You are you are. It is fucking work. It's a lot of work.
But it really felt like you were in this secret world. And I think what it's going to do is really help people understand anybody who has a business, you will learn something from this show. Wow. It was just helping people understand that this is real work and that these people aren't beneath you. ♪
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On OnlyFans. So OnlyFans, the site takes 20%. And then you have to pay taxes on top of that. Like, this is a lot of money from pussy. Right. And if pussy could be legal, it could be safer. We wouldn't have as many women dying, getting kidnapped. You wouldn't be getting exploited financially. Hello. Wow.
We need to start a fucking movement. Like what? I don't know. Don't fucking free the pussy. Free the pussy. Free the pussy. You down with FTP? Yes. You know me. I completely agree with that. I think it's completely outrageous. I remember I hired, I was with my boyfriend at the time, and we hired two girls off Backpages. So that must have been, they must have stopped Backpages like recently. Oh.
This was like five years ago. No, it was the last few years. It was around Trump. Okay. But no, I mean, I really encourage sex work for couples that want to have threesomes. Because for one, I think a lot of people that are doing threesomes are amateurs at it. They don't really know how to make the women feel safe. Make sure you're getting in the Uber's home and doing certain things you need to. But I think it makes sense to hire escorts to do this job because one, they're good at it. Two, it's a less like- You can trust.
to it. Yeah. And you don't have to worry about her trying to fuck your boyfriend after because girl, she just wants the money. That's oh my fucking God. I never thought about that. Oh my God. It's so much better. If anyone listening wants to try a threesome, absolutely hire someone. Why wouldn't you do this? If you're going to get your hair done, are you going to go to someone that cuts hair sometimes? No.
Like, yeah, I did my own. No, no. But the thing is, I think free the pussy that sex work should be legal. What I don't like is don't fake your fucking pictures. You can get away with it on Instagram. That's fair. But if I need videos, if I'm going to fuck you, you need to look like your picture. What they look like. Easy. No, I'm saying two different people. Shut up. My house is what I'm saying. Are you caramel sunshine?
Like, no, no, no. I think there was a fucking mix up. They ended up, I think, just having sex with one of my friends that was there. Oh, that's convenient. Honestly, like I had a little bit of horophobia. Like I feel like when I was younger, because we all want men to look at us like,
Isn't it crazy how guys want this virgin girl who has a great pussy just tight enough, but also is bisexual, but won't do with anyone but you? I, dude. What? No, everyone talks about how men want like the virgin girl that like hasn't had that much sex. Not the men I've dated. The men I've dated could give two shits. No, they want you to have sex. Like how many people I fuck. Dicks. They want me to be a whore. Yeah, I love it so much. That's like what they want. Do you have baby fever at all? All the time. I want a baby in three years. You do?
Three years. Bro, Mandy said the other day, Mandy, for anyone who's listening, doesn't know, is my co-host. We were in the studio and I was talking about having a baby. She was like, bitch, no, because we got to be touring. We have amazing live shows and can't wait to get back on the road. We've done so many cities and we stopped in the middle of it because of COVID. And when I said I wanted to have a baby, she looks at me like, bitch, what? I was like, don't worry, I'll get on stage. No, it's not.
But like, no. I mean, that's why I'm transitioning into so much production type shit and different type of work because I know I want a family. Yeah. Not saying I also want to be a hoe. Like, I don't give a fuck about talking about shit like this with a baby. Ali Wong did it and she's great. I don't care about that shit either, but that's so funny you say that. When I told my team, I was like, guys, I'm like checking out babies, checking out babies. But like, I want a kid. I'm like starting to feel I'm having full on baby fever. My team goes,
what the fuck are you talking about? We need to get paid. We need to get paid. That's how they responded. They were like, how are you going to be doing what you're doing with the baby and blah, blah, blah. I don't think you can do it yet because, and this is fucked up to say, not trying to say women can't do both. I think there's going to be something. No, I think you're going to have an elevation that may not happen if you have a baby too soon. Yes, I agree with that. There's something next. I agree. I don't know what it is. I can feel it. There's something big. Me too.
I don't know what it is, but when it happens, you just need a little more time alone. I agree. You know what I mean? Yes. And after that, pop that baby out. No. Mine is happening right now. What do you mean? Like my elevation, I'm feeling it. Like the money I'm making. Oh yeah, you're having like- You know I have a new job I can't announce yet. Like- Ooh, yes. Bitch, after that? Oh my God.
telling you, I am turning into a Karen. All day at home. Just to slap you with my wallet? I thought I would be a bitch. You're gonna be such, you're already acting like a bitch now. Yes, you just said like when I'm in LA, I do this shit and maybe I said it in private. No, no, you said it earlier. The oat milk, like imagine now you're gonna be
times 10. When I was on my flight, this is when I knew I was doing too much. You're going to be like J-Lo and be like, you're not allowed to look me in the eye. Please, like just down. Yeah. I told them, I was like, I need to put my garment bag somewhere. And she's like, what do you mean? I was like, I know there's a closet here. Is there a closet? You told who this? The stewardess. There's a closet in first class. I had a garment bag. And she's like, I don't know if we can do it because you're in comfort. I was like, honey, I'm filming. No. No, like there's little things that have happened. Like the more money I make, they make me want to throw up. Like,
Like when I started saying stuff about my cleaning lady, not bad. I'm just like, no, my cleaning lady is coming. In what way? Just like when people would be like, oh, like, do we need to co-start? My cleaning lady is coming. Oh, like when you said that, dude, anytime I say anything about a cleaning lady, I feel like a cunt. Just even to my cleaning lady. I'm like, I'm sorry for existing. I feel so bad that you're here. I apologize. I was judging you when you had an assistant write me an email.
And now look at me. I know. You know what it is? We're middle of the road money. Let me tell you why. You have enough money to do whatever you want, but you talk like you got money like your goddamn Beyonce. That's what people in our caliber are doing. It's happening to me. Yes.
I'm tired of my shit. Also, you know what it is? Oh, people are going to fucking hate this part. I have experienced very wealthy things, not because I am, but just like with friends or men or whatever. And I've flown private before because I got a taste of that. Like I'm jaded as fuck. I know. And then I have to come back down to earth and realize. But you know what? That's not true, Sophia, because even if
if at a different level right when you're younger you fuck guys with no car you fuck that one guy with a car and you're like oh you all gotta have a car then you fuck a guy that's taking you places like this then you always want to eat like this it's not easy to go back and if we're being real that's what we all want and this isn't always relatable for some I think the dope thing about us making jokes and talking about shit like this is like I'm not saying that's not even that bad I'm bad but I
I definitely had a regular job. I was fucking overdrafting. Like, we're women that do this fucking work. I was a waitress. Like, I've done all the things, you know? Yeah. And now I treat waiters like shit. No, you don't, girl. I'm kidding. I would never.
I would never. I would never. Me neither. That is the one thing to me. So you won't date a guy that does that shit. Absolutely. And I don't fuck with people that do that. We had a conversation off the mic where we talked about humility and acknowledgement. And we talked about it on the episode where you came on and we talked about, you know, your old situation. And I said, people don't lose anything from giving others the credit that's due and from acknowledging their work.
And I think that when I see people treat waitstaff like shit, I'm like, oh, you're that type of person. Yeah. Like, I don't think anyone is beneath me. Waitresses make mad fucking money. I can lose everything tomorrow. My voice could go away and then I will have nothing. Yeah. Right. So I think we all need to know and understand like everybody is playing field and equal. I feel the exact same way. We have to. Yeah. But you know what? That's.
That's why people do love you. Why? I think that you do exude that a little bit. Like, no, you're not the average girl that listens to your show. The average girl doesn't...
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Oh my God. Would you hook up with me? Yeah. You would? Are you a top or a bottom?
Definitely a top. For you, I would be a top. Do people say top bottom for two women? Sometimes. Bro, one time you called me with your boyfriend and I was like, oh, he cute. Dude, I've asked him 50 times if he would ever do that shit. And he's like. A threesome? Yes. And he's like not into it at all. Really? Zero. Why? He was like one girls enough. But I mean, he might just be like saying that shit to me because like. How's his dick? It's great.
It's best sex ever. That's why you want to share it. Best sex. You are a good person. I would share it. I'm the same way. Absolutely. You'd be the first fucking bitch I would share it with. I'm the type of girl to suck a dick and be like. I think we would have a better hookup just the two of us. Oh my God, there's like sexual tension right now. I feel it. It's because we turned the air off.
Everybody always asks me or like writes me, but also I'm like always egging it on when I posted this yesterday. People are like, eat her pussy tonight. Wait, about me? That's so fucking funny. Now we have to do it. We have to do an episode about it after it happens. Oh, yeah. That has to be behind a paywall. You guys have to pay $25 to listen to that one. That should be our first OnlyFans release. Oh my God. Would you ever start an OnlyFans? With you, we can call it Call Me Mommy. Call Me Mommy.
Bitch, that's my shit. I love somebody to give me like a daddy name or like a mommy name. Like, I don't know why. I'm just. You like that. Only when women do it. Really? If we were hooking up, would you want me to be like, mommy? I said like a baby. Yeah. What?
Mimi, just don't talk. I will. I'll be dead silent. Trust me. I don't know. That's how I fuck. I'm dead silent. I've like had girls... I'm realizing what I'm saying. Call me daddy before. But the mommy thing was new for me. And I was like, oh, she is like really about her feminism. Oh my fucking God. It was good. I would be into the mommy thing because honestly, when I think...
think about like hooking up with a girl. I want to hook up with an older woman, like a mil. Really? That's a fantasy to me. Who's in your top? Like celebrity fuck. Kendra Lust. You know that porn star. Yes. But just like a milfy woman who is just like, let's go. You have to have Lisa Ann on your podcast. I do. She did horrible decisions. And is she in her 50s? Yeah. But she was so attractive and she kept touching me and had so much sexual energy. Wow.
I thought I was going to be judging her age, just frankly. And it was like, I didn't feel anything from it. Like she was, I didn't even remember her age. She was so attractive and so sexy. And I think that when you have it, you have it. You know what I mean? That's the JLo in it. Like that's the, who else? Demi Moore has it too. We were talking about her. Demi Moore has it. She has a sexual energy. I mean, a basic one, Megan Fox. I feel like she's not that old.
True. Okay, you're saying like older women. I'm trying to think old. Meryl Streep. Just kidding. No. No. Boss bitches talk about what they want like that because, and I don't know if you can relate, but like when I wasn't doing too great, I'd kind of take whatever you give me. Uh-huh. Some good dicking at dinner. Yes. But now,
I've got certain requirements that I need from men. And it's not necessarily saying whether it be salary or whatever, but things that I need from them. Respect, certain values, way they need to treat me. I think it's also an age thing too. Yes. Like as you get older, it's like, no, this is what I need. You know? I told a guy once, I fucked him like late night and then he called me again late night. I was like, look, I gave you that one time.
But that was it. This isn't going to be a continual 2 a.m. thing. If you want to call me and get to know me and see me and take me out, whatever, I'll let you know when I want some dick. But you ain't about to be calling me at 2 o'clock in the morning.
And he was super nice about it. He was like, yo, my bad. I didn't really catch the vibe. He was in New York again the next week and asked to take me out to dinner. He knew I was going to suck his dick. But he put some food in front of me. But I had a great time talking to him that night. And we talked about connecting later. So, like, if we stood by that, do it again next time you see me. See, this is my... And also, you know the caliber of woman I am. Yeah. You talk to me for hours. So don't treat me like some bitch you just met online. Right. Just have a little more class in that. See, I...
Like disagree with that. Like when I think about these things, I think that for the first few months of fucking around with a dude, you should act like you do not want to date him and you don't care that he's calling you at 2 a.m. shit. But you have to cut it out. If you don't like it, they'll get used to it.
But I just I feel like you can't. I don't think you should tell me you're interested in a guy that you want right away. Why? Because it's like we're having fun. We got to take a poll on this. To me, it's like we're just having fun for the first three months. So what if you don't want to just have fun?
Like, I think in order to manipulate men and not scare them off, like, we shouldn't be catering this to men. Are my nipples out? No. My boobs fall out of this all the time. Maybe I was looking at it. I'll show you, though. I'm like, what about what you're saying? But I think, and we shouldn't be catering shit to men, but it's just the toxic advice I give. Like, I think men should,
instinctively think every single girl is trying to get married and get pregnant. And so you should give off the vibe for the first three months that you don't want to date and you're just having fun. So I'm going to meet you in the middle of the road with this one because I do agree with you. My most serious relationship, Old Bay, you know, still with him, dating him, we're not monogamous. He's in his 40s. Mandy named him that. But he's not that old. But basically, it was very casual in the beginning. And...
And literally, we almost... Like, I broke it off because I realized he was a little too casual with me. I'm like, look, it's been a few months now. You came to Thanksgiving. You're my man. And if you don't want to be my man, then I can't fuck you anymore. Because this just isn't cutting it for me. I'm too invested. Sorry. It's like the situationship, the undefined lines. You're too old for this shit. And so am I. How long were you guys, like, dating? I think that was about four or five months. Okay, see, that's fair. But I will say...
The thing about like the 2 a.m. calls, I do believe you need to show men how they need to treat you a little bit. I'm still going to fuck you. I'm not I'm not the bullshit. Oh, yeah. Three days, three months or whatever. Like, no, no. But like if I want certain things for a man, I'm going to ask for them. Like, I always do think you should ask. Maybe not be too serious. Like, you can't be talking to anyone else. But like, no, I don't want that guy. I want to go to dinner. Yeah. Like that type of shit. I'm still second D. Yeah.
I love that when you're in a situation I've been I've been there, too, with a dude. And it's like he was using me so hard and I was like so in love with him. He was like this sexy surgeon and he was just using my pussy like 100 percent. But I was in complete denial. And like I would make little boundaries for myself or like for myself or rules. And I'd be like, no, but we have to go to dinner.
And then he knew I'd be fucking him after dinner. But like, I didn't mean it. Sophia, just because you made him take you to dinner does not mean he fucking is going to date you, you dumb bitch. But...
To be honest, though, I do think if you need that, I genuinely need that. So even if you know you should just come over, but maybe like late and late, whatever. I have to be fucked up. But like, I really don't like when I need a little bit of like whining and dying when I get pretty. When I put on an outfit, put some makeup on. I feel sexy. Like I like the flirting. I actually need that shit. Yes. But if you don't, then don't. Then don't. Because some people don't like wasting their time or maybe they'll get too emotionally involved. Yeah. But
I only told him that because I really felt like I needed it. So we go to dinner. He takes me to Nobu and
And I'm like rolling my eyes when we get there. And he was like, oh, is this not good enough for you? I was like, I feel like you took me to the fucking spot that was like, where can I take this bitch? Because she's been complaining. And he said like, yo, he's like, I'm going to be honest with you. Like, I don't need a girl right now or anything like that. Plus, I got shit going on. And he was like, but like, I'm not mad at it. He was like, I know you just can't have like dudes coming in and out your house like that. He was like, I get it. So he basically was like, I can't be serious right now.
Yeah. He was like, but this I like. I just appreciated how he acknowledged me. He said something along the lines of like, I understand you would take yourself to Nobu. You would take yourself to eat certain things. You want me to do it because you know I'm going to get that pussy later than I will. Yeah.
Girl, I was sucking dick in the car. In the car. I love when men let me know. No boo, though. It was the no boo. Black people love taking you. No, I'm serious. Sophia, black people take you to these places. If they're like, they're going to take you to catch STK. They're going to take you to a no boo town. That's white people, too. No. White people do that shit, too. Girl, niggas love doing this. I don't know why. I don't know if it's because Future said it. Right.
Remember in Jumpman? No, no, no. Yes. They love doing that shit. Now, white guys, they will take me to a French restaurant, a little like, Oh, okay. They'll take me to- Like an underground little like, right. But like, they're gonna, especially the industry dudes, they're like, I'm gonna take you somewhere we've never seen. Oh, the industry people are like, absolutely. Oh, you have to be seen in this outfit, bitch. That's really what it is. He was like, where do you want to go? Catch steak? I was like, no, I'm doing fish right now.
But he must have said that in like a very careful way. Because like if I went on a date with a dude and he like laid that out, like I'm not looking for something serious. Like just so you know, I think I would kind of be offended. Like what makes you think I want something serious? You know what I'm saying? I think he said that because... Because you're like, I want a baby. I mean, you didn't take me to dinner. He probably watched my stories and be like, oh, every baby. But I think he...
think he did it because he wanted to be transparent too right he's in his late 30s and I think he was like you know what before it gets somewhere yeah like let me let her know what I want and he asked me what I wanted he was like you made me take you to dinner like what you need for me I was like I don't
Like, I don't need anything from you. Right. But I want to fuck you some more. But I can't do this like you're showing up to my crib type shit. I agree with that. I'd rather get to know the person I'm fucking. Me too. So. 100%. I like what you said, though, about not putting the pressure on. Because I think there needs to be a fine line of women knowing and understanding that you can lay it on way too hot and heavy. I'm only speaking in terms of how I feel like I need to be treated. And I don't want someone to just feel like they can be in and out. Yeah, that makes sense. But if you like that, if that...
Like, it doesn't make me feel whole. I got to be honest, too, about what doesn't make me feel good. Right. I also think like the different men, like for the most part, I do need that wine and dine thing. But like I've had a dude that I'm thinking about particularly and like this dude, all I wanted to do was like get in, get out, fuck.
Like he had like this vibe. Yes. Why is it like that? That they have the best dick? God, you know what Lisa Ann said? What? She said, we were joking about broke dicks. She's like, sometimes I see a guy who's broke with a big dick. I'm like, you don't even need a job. Let this be your job. It's true. Broke dudes get the, they fuck the shit out of you. Because they have to. They do. But them, I don't expect, y'all need to take me anywhere. Please don't. Do you want an Uber, babe? But also, rich dudes are like jaded by pussies.
So then they can fuck anybody they want. And then the broke dudes are like, oh, like I need to like really get this girl. Like I need to do. I need to go down. You need like a bank teller. Somebody in the middle. I'm for real. Give me like a just in the middle. You guys can go to a really nice dinner like once a month. You don't go on your vacation. Uh huh. Not once a month, Sophia. Once a what? Once a week. Do you go on vacation?
with women too? Or you just like to fuck them? Not since my ex-girlfriend. I fuck a lot of girls since my ex, but like that was enough. So I was in love with someone. I had someone who was in love with me that was not fit to be in my life. One, it wasn't because he made less. Like Mandy would make some jokes about him because she was like, girl, because he broke. It really wasn't that. It was that he couldn't understand me excelling. Oh, interesting. Do you remember when Debra wears Prada where we thought the whole time Anne Hathaway was a bitch?
Yes. To her boyfriend. Yes. She really wasn't. She wasn't at all. She was really climbing. She was getting what she wanted. And he made her feel like she wasn't doing it. She would fucking come home late. Like looking back on that movie, like that's insane. I feel the same way. And I think that we had this idea back then that now we're more open to. But.
that's how he made me feel. He would talk about other women that had different jobs that weren't as on the go as me. We would talk about family. He'd be like, no fucking way you can be like touring with my kid with you. Like we need to be home. We need to be doing this. I'm like, no, you'll be with me, but this is what we'll be doing. Like,
he was very unhappy with my ideals. I want a family and a white picket fence and all that shit too. I just know I could buy the fence, your mama's fence and everybody else's next door. That's what I need. Intrinsically, I need that for my own ego. It makes that money security is very important to me. Me too. But with him not even acknowledging that I could do that was very hard. But he was so in love with me and it really made me feel like I wouldn't meet another man that was. But like...
when you look back on like your relationships, do you still feel like a bond to them? Like how you just said with this, with your ex-boyfriend. Not all of them, but with people that are important, you always will. And our relationship has to change. I don't feel that. Is there something wrong with me? No, maybe you haven't met those soul partners yet, soul ties. My ex-boyfriends, I'm trying to think, I don't... And were they bad to you? No.
Well... That's the thing. Probably most of them. When someone's been bad to you or disloyal or done something to hurt you? No. We had an amicable breakup. Like, okay, we can't give each other what we want. Yeah. It's like a friend breakup. Like, yes, I'm fucking you, but still, like, I talk to you every day. True. You know, I want to tell you funny shit, but, like, now I'm not going to lie, it's hard. I'm just trying to be respectful, but she looked good. But are you in a relationship right now? Yeah, we're not monogamous. Oh. Oh.
I actually don't talk about him on my show anymore. Why? You got pissed? No. You didn't like it? When Mandy got a boyfriend on the show...
People were really shitty about it because she couldn't stop talking about him. And where she did talk about him a lot, she was just very in love and feeling that love and hadn't felt that feeling before. And people probably want you guys to like be single and out fucking. Right. And I was like, oh, I'm just done talking about relationships because hers was so much more polarizing than mine. I was like, I just don't want to bother. Plus I fuck other people. So I just talk about the other people now. Because like the shit is exciting. Yeah. And also like,
You know, damn, I'm so honest with you. You do a good job. Thank you. I'll get you sliding them in. My life is changing a lot.
And he is very supportive of my life, understands it. He's older, like he gets it. He's been on the go with me too. But I think you kind of start to see like, oh, I do need to open myself up a little bit more. If I'm really non-monogamous, I need to lean into this shit. And I'm enjoying the relationship I have with different people too. Like they're fulfilling me in different ways. Not saying that this person can't do that, but like, it's like...
Maybe you and I love to party together and maybe one friend you have doesn't, but you call her for certain things. Like each person kind of fills a void. And I don't think one person can be your everything. I just really don't believe that. I believe you'll be with them, but there may be something they lack in, which is why you need other friendships. Yes. You can't have one, you know, friend. You have a million friends. I feel like that with
Yes. And so the non-monogamy thing is like working great. Do you feel like your bond with him is like a little bit less than in a monogamous relationship or not at all? No, I think more. More. You have to be more trustworthy to have non-monogamy. Interesting. Because really in monogamy, all you have is trusting that you're just each other, you know? And when you're non-monogamous, you have to be very secure in knowing you won't lose that person. Yeah. You know, it's not easy, especially if I meet someone who's like lit. I'm like telling him about...
oh yeah I ran into this guy oh I know who that is actually I need to know everything he doesn't need to know shit oh really he just doesn't want it to be a guy you could ever run into I've noticed that with men and women men are like don't fucking tell me and women do the opposite I want to know her name her Instagram what her pussy looks like everything I want to see her nudes like a lot yes but I think it's not in a jealous way
I don't think it's in a jealous way because I don't feel the jealousy, but I'm so curious. And there may be a little competition there too. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Like, I'm not going to lie. One girl, I was like, oh, she's a little too pretty. First of all, what the fuck is this? Ten. Yeah. I hated her. But it's all right. I fucking hate her too. And she was like dressing well. And then she had a great job. I'm fucking pissed. I hope she's a bad person. Do people...
Do people ask you if you're bi all the time? Yeah. Because I've had a lot of people like just in my DMs and shit like, would you consider yourself bisexual? And I think to myself like, no. Really? I'll just eat pussy. You don't think you're bi? Does that make me bi if I'm like down to like eat vagina and have my vagina ate by a girl? So...
Yes. But the other thing is you definitely have it in you. I've even heard you talk about women walking around them. Yes. Like maybe emotionally and romantically you want to be with men. But like, yeah, it's bisexual, not by relationship. You look gay. OK, so when I when people ask me that, I have to be like, yes, I don't feel bisexual, though.
But you know what it is? When people ask it, like, sometimes they make it like this thing. They want to put, like, their label on it. It's at the Kinsley scale or Kinsley scale. Kinsley. Kinsley. You just need to know where you're matching up on it. Maybe some days you're just a little more gay. Yeah. But if it's not down the middle, like, for example, there's nights where I go out to the club and I'm, like, only looking at men. And then there's times where I'm disgusted by them. How do you decide, like…
how? I don't know. It's just like, it's how you wake up that day. I really, there's something's a pussy day.
And you know what? When it really sparks up, weirdly enough, my like it's from tension. Let's say even after even in this moment right now. Right. We can say we have sexual tension. Maybe in a week. I'm like, I need to fuck a girl. I don't know why. And it could have been from that one moment. Right. Maybe I need to fulfill something. Right, right, right. Those are the moments. Those are the moments when I'm needing it. But that's why I love threesomes because I get both. It's like...
I don't even know. Like, just put them both in my face. If you guys just saw Wheezy with the mic, you would be horrified. It was bad. I'm better than that. I know. I'm like, I hope you are. Okay, Wheezy, I think this has been so fucking amazing. I love catching up with you. Me too. We could talk for hours. I know. I'm like, no. We need to do it when you're in my studio, bitch. Please.
Let me like that video. I'm going to. Are you going to make my set super cute? Yeah, I'll do your set. I can do your video now. For those of you listening, I opened a studio. It's Black-owned podcast studio in Soho. Because I mean, you know. My partner was like, we should do Brooklyn. I was like,
I remember you telling me, you were like, I will be in Soho and that's it. Oh, I had to. Like, I know how bougie I am. Oh, I love it. And it's getting worse and worse and worse. I cannot wait to check in with you in like a fucking few years. Oh, God. You're going to be on another level. Bitch, I'm about to get canceled for this. They're going to be like,
They're going to be like, her head blew up. It did. But that's been the most fun. I love helping my friends make their pods. And you haven't been in a studio in so long. Dude, now that you just fucking said that, like, you're in for a rude awakening because I'm going to be like, I need you producing the pod. I need you, like, doing every fucking thing for Sophie. Do you know you said that to me the night you met me? I did? You were like, Weezy, just like, because you were asking me for title help and ideas and help. You're like, can you just produce it? I was like, I don't really know you at the time. But you know what? You require a full team. Yeah. I did.
No, I'm going to help you. That's that greedy bitch shit. I think when I said that at that moment, like I didn't have a team and I'm like. No, I think I was your sixth episode or something. And you also like you didn't know what people wanted from you then. Now you do. Yes. Oh, things are. I mean, a year. I mean, that was like about a year ago. Yeah, I'm assuming. And things are just so different now. So anyways, holy shit. We could like keep going for fucking a year. Where can they find you, Weezy?
Weezy WTF on Instagram and Twitter. Check out Sex Cells on Fuse every Monday at 11. I'm so excited. If you don't have Fuse, you'll cable somehow. And listen to Horrible Decisions. I also have another podcast. I feel like you guys all know Horrible Decisions, but called For Fact's Sake. And it's just about random topics. It could be chicken, dick, eggs. I love doing it. I listened to one and it was so fucking funny. Which one was it? I can't remember.
but what's the guy you do with a guy? Eddie Della Seppi. He's a comedian. I was a fan of his show for years. He had a podcast, but now he's my podcast partner. I stole him. I love shit like this. I love mindless podcasts. And I don't mean to diminish my show by saying that, but like shit that's just, you can pick it up whenever. Yes. Like even your show and my show, you need to listen from the start to end. Yes. This one you don't. I love that shit. Me too. Like I don't have time. I need to clean my house. Yeah.
Okay, guys, and you know where to find me, Sophia with an F, Franklin with a Y on all social media. And I will see you next week.
