The Dating Game ft. Alex 51:21

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That's a vagina. Is it really that obvious that it's a vagina? Because either that or someone is kneeling on their knees and it's the butt from the back. This is a little teeny tiny butt and you cannot tell me otherwise. Yes. A little butt. LB. A little butt. That's straight cooch, y'all.

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We just recorded for 20 minutes and it was pretty incredible content. Very good. We were not recording it though. We had the cameras rolling.

But not the microphones. Correct. If you are a podcaster or you want to podcast, there's basically nothing as heartbreaking as that. Yeah. Except I did hear this story about James Charles filming with Kylie Jenner and Kylie Jenner like did his makeup or maybe vice versa. And it was good. I mean, that was going to be his fucking rocket to complete celebrity and whoever was

was filming it, like, lost the footage. Is that a lie? No, that's a true story. They lost it. I don't know if they lost it or, like, he just wasn't... He fucked it up somehow. Like, the videographer. Well, they just need to redo it. It's Kylie Jenner! Do you know her schedule? Uh, yeah, working at Crumble Cookie, apparently. What?

You haven't seen that? Her like new release of I don't even know what product and they did like a collab with Crumble. They're like six to I don't fucking know. I don't eat that shit. And well, that's a lie. I do wear Kylie Cosmetics. Okay. The thing about collaborations these days is like you could have like a car air freshener collab thing.

With fucking Anastasia like brow liner. Yes. Makeup. Yes. Like the collabs don't make sense at all whatsoever. No. But I will do a collab with a car air freshener or...

an eyebrow pencil but okay you know who does collabs more than any other company i've ever seen in my entire life who hello kitty that bitch will collab with fucking anyone anything wait i miss hello kitty and i'm like is that store still open in utah there's no rio no wow san rio is that like the main brand we're not talking about hello anyways so

Alex, we are recording in my hotel room. I'm staying at the one hotel in West Beach. In West Hollywood. But it does have a very beachy vibe. And I've stayed at the one hotel in Miami Beach. So you could see how I would kind of mess that up, right? Yeah. You are here with me not because you traveled here with me, but because you fucking live here now. Correct. Correct.

Okay. Can you explain it to us? Because the way I found out that you live in Los Angeles and you are my blood and my family and we work together and you work for me and like how, when did it happen? It happened like two months ago. Okay. How did you find out? Thank you. Let me explain how I found out that Alex was living in LA. Okay.

It was in a team group chat. You didn't even text me directly. The team group chat were talking about something work related. I think maybe an LA trip was brought up. I'm not sure. And next and Alex just texts, oh, I live here now. So if you need the help, like I'm here, I can do whatever. Yeah.

Okay, but I would have texted you personally, but I haven't gotten a text back from you since fucking like 1977. You could have picked up the phone and called me. Okay, but your shit's on Do Not Disturb. You're fucking mistaken if you think I'm calling back twice. Hell no. What is wrong with me for real?

me horrible fucking human beings. I don't text anyone back and it's not, it's something I need to work on, but then I just don't do it. And having my phone on do not disturb. Here's the thing. I found out yesterday, basically that if you have your phone on do not disturb, when people call you, it goes straight to voicemail.

What do you think that fucking thing did? I just, I thought like it would just ring as normal. So I've been out here Monday through Friday during work hours, nine to five people calling me and it just seems like my phone is constantly dead.

Yeah. I'm going to work on it probably never, not anytime soon. However, this is actually why I brought you to record in the safety of the hotel room. Okay. And not the actual studio is because I have something that I need to show you. Oh, God. Is there a TW before this? Let me just pull out my really, really, really big phone.

That's an iPad for those of you guys who didn't know. Dude, I have the 12 Pro Max and I swear it's like an iPad in my hand. Wait, it's a 12? Sorry, it's not a fucking 15. Yeah, what about it? By the way, I didn't want a 15. It's literally still at the beach, Zanyara. Oh, shit. And...

Um, it also makes you look like an AI and I think it's going to give me self-esteem issues because then in reality, I don't look like how I look on it. Face tuning doesn't do that for you? No. Like it's just, if you just turn. That was a burn. Oh, I don't face tune my pictures. So I think that's why like it went right over my head. All right. Here's the picture. All right. I just want you to tell me.

thoughts feelings concerns and what you think it is it's like a ink blot test that they used to do back in the day here you go that's a vagina is it really that obvious that it's a vagina it's

Because either that or someone is kneeling on their knees and it's the butt from the back. This is a little teeny tiny butt. And you cannot tell me otherwise. Yes. A little butt. A little butt. That's straight cooch, y'all. Am I allowed to like even be showing this? By the way, if you're not watching this on YouTube, you're really fucking up. It's my vagina. That's a camel toe.

But it's... The camel foot. But it's so much more... It's the camel foot. Okay. Can we really talk about it, though? Because I've had camel toe before. This... I was in the backseat of a car with, like, this dude that I had just met, an alley. And I was literally taking pictures from up above, asking and then showing them, like, if it looked like a butt. Oh, my God.

And everyone said yes? I don't know what they said. But it does look like a little butt and I am going to post it. This is what I found out through my research. I googled it. I didn't google camel toe. I googled fat pussy. Okay, so you were on Pornhub. That was good. That one was good. I googled fat vagina. And the first thing that came up was...

Sometimes when women lose a lot of weight and lose it rapidly, their labia will enlarge. Well, that shit was definitely enlarged. So I right now it's like my. OK, granted, I was wearing like like light gray leggings. But right now it's like my body is really small and my vagina is just out here fat. That's every girl's dream.

Not like this. Not like that. That is like I could pick something up with the camel toe. Your fucking vagina was eating your leggings. But it's never been like that. Did you like wedgie it? No. I mean.

I mean, I guess maybe a little bit for like some effect, but like it was it's just it's really fucked up. And your vagina is eating your leggings. I know. So I want to ask you a question because like me, you don't have any friends. True. Let me explain the situation. Because, you know, my friends, I had a friend group, a core friend group. We would hang out all the time. You know them very well. I know them all.

Let me paint the picture. Last September, we were all hanging out and I stopped drinking. And the only times that we would hang out is like if we were going out. Like raging. And when I saw them that time in September, I was like crying to them. Please, please, please don't let this friendship end because of you wanting to party and me not. Please, please, please don't let that happen. And they're like, of course not. And then...

Wait, can I get a little bit of context just quickly? Yeah. Did they make a comment about it? Or were you just like, you felt kind of uncomfortable with the fact that you weren't drinking? So like you made a comment to them? Okay, so they, they stopped inviting me to stuff.

So like when I finally got a hold of them was when I was out with them. Okay. And I was like, please don't let this happen. Okay. But they already were moving on and just not inviting me to stuff and just doing shit without me because if there's not alcohol, what's the point, I guess?

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So I see them and I say, please don't let this happen. And they're like, yeah, of course not. And then a month later...

My entire friend group goes to Columbia and didn't mention one thing to me. Shut the fuck up.

And like, it was fine. Like, okay, fine. You guys go. But then for like, there was random bitches like that were not even that close with them. And they didn't say anything to me. They didn't say anything. So what you like saw it on Instagram, like them posting and shit. Yeah. And my heart sank to my fucking shoes. Like this is someone that like I grew up with, you know? Right. So.

Sabrina is like family. Yes. It's literally like your family. She lived at your house, which was your dad's house. And she went and didn't invite you. Yes. And the whole group. Yes. And like their friends like that aren't even that close with them. So what happened when you brought up to them pre-Columbia trip?

Please don't let like me not drinking affect our friendship. What did they say? We were both crying our eyes out, hugging each other at the bar. Like, no, that will never happen. That'll never happen. That is really extremely fucked up. And I kind of feel like a lot of people probably run into this.

Yeah. This is interesting, though, because it's not like you are trying to stay away from alcohol. You're like, I'm fine being around it. I just won't be partaking. Yeah. You know what I think it is, Alex? I'm going to put my big sister pants on. I think that...

they might not feel very good about their drinking and how they're drinking because I can't think of any other reason if I was going on a trip there would be no I wouldn't care if my friend was drinking or not yeah I mean if it was a group well no actually even if it was just me one-on-one I

If you and I went on a trip, I wouldn't give a flying fuck. Which we have. Which we did on a million times. And I've drank and you haven't. Yeah. Do you think that I'm playing devil's advocate? Please. Do you think that you've acted differently when you did go out with them initially and you weren't drinking? I mean, yeah, probably. Because I used to be a horrible drunk. I would get so fucking drunk and be fucking ridiculous. So, yeah, I'm a completely different person around them when I'm...

going out you know they're probably used to you being fucking crazy out of control but like are you a party pooper i'm like i think you need to start drinking actually um i guess but even then it's like you're my fucking sister because i'm gonna be real with you you're you can be a party pooper when you're drinking

See? So you're like a party pooper regardless. Oh. So I don't. So I don't. So I deserve to not have any friends. Got it. Let me just take us. Let me give you an example. Yeah. We were staying at this really nice house in Los Angeles and it was like a big party and you were sitting on the couch on your Nintendo Switch. Like that kind of vibe. Yeah.

a party pooper. And we're drinking. That was just me and my element. Okay, but I think some people would like consider that maybe. I get what you're saying. Regardless, I think that your friends don't feel good about their own drinking habits. And I think that they have a very, very, very immature view of what

is and what fun is. Yeah. Like for real, like, and also you being there, like, is that really going to put a damper? You could be the designated driver. You could make sure everyone stays safe. You could make sure no one gets, you know, roofied. You could be the one taking pictures of everybody. You could be a lifeguard. Just have me around. You know, our friends are the best friends. Are you joking?

They fucked up. So. I agree. But it's like, but you were so close with them. Have either of you guys tried to reach out? They've reached out. Oh. And I haven't responded. What did they say? Just like initially when it happened and I just like stopped responding. Like one of Sabrina wrote like one, two, three, four messages in a row and then like

I didn't answer, so then they stopped. Was this right after the Columbia trip? Mm-hmm. And I haven't... That was... So that's, like, October? When you saw all of their shit, like, popping up on Instagram, like, did you comment on it? Fuck no. Also, they need... They absolutely need you in Columbia with them. I mean, I heard it was terrible, so... It's because you weren't there. Exactly. And bad juju for being assholes. Mm-hmm. However, I don't think you need to necessarily just write them all off because...

They're, like... I don't want to blame it on them being young and, like, the way they... They will come around. I know. See, that's why I wanted to bring this up because, like, I... Cold turkey just stopped responding. And I'm starting to feel, like... You miss home? Not having friends is, like, okay. Like, I don't really...

Need them. Like I've made it this far. Don't worry. It feels it would be nice. You fucking miss them. Yeah, for sure. And I think that I get it. What they did is really fucked up. I don't believe in cutting people off.

Completely. Unless they do something like beyond repair. Really? Yes. Someone could comment like something slight on my Instagram and I will cut them off till the end of time. See, I don't think you can live life like that. Like people fuck up and people make mistakes and, you know. Damn.

And they were probably drunk when they were buying their tickets to Columbia and forgot. But like not even like a little like word of mouth, like a little, oh, Columbia, like nothing. It's like it kept it a secret, whatever. I think that if they're reaching out, I think I don't think you should cut people off. And I...

I want that for you. Okay. To hang out with. And that's why I'm asking you. Yeah. And I appreciate that. And you know I'm always going to have your best interest. Always. So I can't be petty anymore. No. And how long has it been? Since October or September. Yeah. Girl. You need to. No. You need to repair. I mean, it's really them needing to repair, but like they're showing effort. Like it's time. Yeah. Should we call them right now? But like a prank call? No. And you could be like, I'm drinking again. No.

I can't make jokes like that.

Yes, you can. Okay, thank you. By the way, I think sobriety is incredible and I want to be on that level. For real. I want you to be on this level. I'm going to. It's really nice on this level. And you don't take anything, Adderall, nothing. I mean, I take a lot of medicine, like a fucking pharmacy, but no, Adderall is not. Not on the list. Can I tell you about my date last night? You went on a date? Yes.

I went on a date. Oh, my God. Yesterday was just like a really fucking insane day. Okay, yeah. You were sort of telling me. Right? Like I called you and I was like, sorry, I'm having a mental breakdown. You can't come over. Yes. So that happened, which we don't need to get into. But I had already told this dude that he could take me to dinner. Okay. Now...

I would have canceled that in a fucking two seconds. I'm the do not disturb girl. Yes, you are. Like I will cancel. I will flake. Like that's my thing. Yes. However, I had done the flakiest fucking shit to this person two months ago. And I just knew like if I did it again, it's like game over.

And so there was just no way that I was going to cancel. We went on the date. Hold on. Did he pick you up in his Porsche? Tesla. Okay. He also swore. Well, he made me swear to never, ever, ever speak about him unless I discuss it with him first. Like we actually like did a handshake and I'm realizing that that is going to be a little bit hard. Yeah.

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Are you not interested? Not really, but also I think, okay, this is the other thing. Why did this dude that I went on a date with feel the need to make me swear that I wouldn't talk about him within five minutes? Like, am I known as the girl to like out people?

I don't think to out people, but you definitely talk about your life like honestly and vulnerable and things like that. And I also think that I do a very, very good job at protecting people's identity. Like me saying I went on a date and he drives a Tesla. How how is someone going to figure out who that is? Like for real? I'm like, OK, what color? What license plate number? OK, this is what worries me.

That is not the first time that I've had a dude or even just a friend have to clarify with me like, hey, can you just make sure to like not say anything on your podcast? A friend? A friend. Damn. I mean, I guess they're real for that because...

Like, it's fair game. Like, anything anyone says to you, like, you can say on your podcast. Okay, that's a really great point. But it's not like what? Like, they need to sign an NDA? I'm confused. But I just want to make sure it's...

It's because I am a podcaster and it's not because I am a messy bitch like gossip column podcaster. Like I don't want to have that kind of reputation. No, you barely even talk about like people in your personal life. I kept my fucking boyfriend a secret for two years. So I need everyone to shut the fuck up. Yeah. You can pay for me to mention you on my podcast. That is also true. That's something you could do.

I want to point a few things out because I'm just entering the dating scene and I'm like, I'm it's as if I'm a newborn and I'm like, yeah, seeing all these things for the first time. Guys get nervous. Mm hmm. I didn't know that. Yeah, they do. And it's really uncomfortable. It is like I like I know how to make people feel pretty comfortable because I fucking do it for a living. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's like I'm going on dates with like these dudes who are so good looking and so successful. And like, you know, they're low key fuck boys and like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they come over to pick me up and are kind of acting erotic. And I don't get why. And then I look back and I'm like, oh, he was just nervous as shit. Yeah.

But why are they like, why are they nervous? Like, I don't know. But that's interesting. You brought it up because I don't notice it either. I don't feel nervous. So I forget it's an emotion. I don't know. It kind of like stroked my ego a little bit.

Yeah. Like they're nervous. I definitely would stroke my ego. They're low-key nervous because they think I'm just going to fucking talk about them. Rob them. Right. Or I'm going to like fucking out them on how much they make and their bank account, which is another thing that I need people to get out of their minds. Let's do a little swerve. Okay. For women listening who are in the dating pool, if a guy is asking you to drink...

But he's not asking you to dinner. He's either not really that excited about you or he's very unsure. If he asks you to dinner, he's like pretty sure. Yeah, that's important. And he's ready to take a gamble. I didn't know that. Oh. This guy explained to me that what he'll do is make a dinner reservation and

I'm literally just saying everything that he told me right the next day. He said that he'll make a dinner reservation and then he'll be like, let's go sit at the bar and

get a feel for the chick. And he said, I'm at an age right now where I just don't have time or patience. Like I'm literally looking to get married that I will just stand up and be like, Hey, I just don't think this is like, this is it. And we both know it, but, and he'll leave. So how old is he? Okay. That's, I want to say it so bad. Tell me later. Or whisper it to me.

He's younger than 30. These guys are younger than 30 and are trying to get married. So all women who are in their 30s thinking like, oh my God, like these guys just want to play around and I don't want to come off crazy by saying I want marriage and kids. No, these dudes are out here wanting the white picket fence more than all of us ladies. That's fucking crazy. Yeah.

This is something that I need every single dude who listens to this podcast to never repeat. Why are you still single? Oh my God. That guys ask all the fucking time.

This guy didn't ask that, by the way, but I did. I needed his opinion on it because it's been like in my notes up because I've been wanting to talk about it. The why are you still single question? Every single girl has been asked it. I don't think men get asked it that much. Hell no. Who gives a fuck? Right. Who gives a flying fuck? I want your analysis. OK, fine.

Pretend we're just like, okay, we met, we're kind of hitting it off at a party and I go, why are you still single? I feel like girls always say like, I'm still single because my standards are so high and I'm waiting for the right one. Which that's valid to say. No, it's not.

You should never respond. You should never respond. I mean, I... But all girls answer that way and I'm telling all women right now to not. If someone came up to me and said that, I'd say get the fuck out of my face or I probably wouldn't respond and just leave. Okay, well, that's also maybe not the correct answer. It's...

The last time I heard that was probably when I was in middle school. Okay, well, I'm out here to tell you, 20s, 30s, 40s, women are going to ask this question. That's insane. I think a lot of women answer saying, I just know what I'm looking for. Or I haven't found the right guy. Or I have standards. Wrong fucking answer. Maybe that's true.

It's extremely valid. I totally agree with it. You do not answer that way. Okay, I'm ready to hear. I just wouldn't respond with the fucking answer they're looking for. Yeah. Actually, that's a lie. I would respond with the answer they're looking for, which is because I'm too good for every single person on earth.

Because your standards are high, like every other girl. Not standards are too high because there are no standards that could match me as a human being. And my ass is fat and my pussy is fat and I have a front butt. I have two asses. Moose knuckle. Guys are into asses.

I got two of them. That's what I would fucking say. Guys are into ass. She's got two of them. I got a front butt and a back butt. You could legit...

What is it called? Like when dudes would just stick their dick like in between like your butt crack. You know what I mean? Oh, titty fuck. But for girls like me, that's a little bit more difficult. So they'll do like the ass crack because I do have an amazing ass. And by the way, the guy last night said that. So just to confirm. Getting closer and closer to his identity. Yeah.

That was really, you're funny. I miss you. I miss you so much. I could cry. Okay. So the front butt, you could, you could, a guy could stick his penis in between my whatever labia is enlarged right now and got fat. And like, there's so many different ways. I want to give your vagina a pencil and make it hold it. Oh my gosh. Should I see if I could draw something? Yes.

Dude, we could sell it for millions. And I'll have pants on. Okay, we're definitely going to do that. Stay tuned, y'all. The dating game. This guy. We got really close. And I want to tell you why I gave this dude, who I would never in a million years, look at, think about, or hang out with a chance. Okay? Okay. I'm at the club. Okay.

I'm wearing my Asics sneakers. Okay. Like we weren't really like we thought we'd have all this time. We didn't. You were allowed to go into this club with sneakers? So they actually almost didn't let us in. This like old dude was like, who said you could come in? And then he walked us out in front of everybody and said, you have to stand over here. Okay. And he looked us up and down and then I had to call my friend and then my friend was like, she's an influencer. And the old guy didn't even know what that meant. Okay.

Until then they got in a fight. It was a whole thing. Okay. Actually, what he said is, how did you girls get in here? Oh.

Which is really, really. That's crazy. That's crazy, right? You know, like the fucking door. I was like, you know what I actually said that is really funny and witty. I responded. I said, because I slipped the doorman a 20. And then I said something else that was really fucking funny, too. But he was too old to like get the joke. So I shouldn't have been doing it. I think I said like suck dick or something. Anyways. So we're in the club.

I look like shit. I'm with my, I have my Asics on. Please sponsor me. I have my insoles that are actually made for my feet that my chiropractor told me to get, not to brag. And I'm sitting on one of the chairs and this

Dude comes and sits next to me and I'm like, what's up? And he says, hi, my name is blah, blah, blah. I'm like, cool. How can I help you? He's like, oh, just I don't have my phone on me. And I just like you seem interesting and did it. And he's just like talking. I'm ignoring him. He won't leave. I'm finally like, bro, like, how old are you? Like, and why don't you have a phone? And I'm like,

Turns out he is Jewish and he couldn't have his phone that day. So that's fine. Yes. But he also told me that he was 20 years old. And I said, look, I that's just that's a little too young for me. I've been there. I've been there, done that. I need like 30. I think I told him 35 and above. Which makes sense. So fast forward. Yeah.

But I ended up giving him my number because I just give everyone my number. Yes, you do. That's a bad thing that you do. I know. Just to not respond. Right. Just not respond. But whatever. So I end up giving him my number and he texts me and he goes, I have someone I want to set you up with. He's 40, lives in San Diego, and he's a real estate developer.

Okay. My ears perk up. Okay. Real estate developer. Why do Jewish people own all the homes in America? That's how they did it. Jay-Z lyric. I'm like, okay, he's probably wealthy. He's for like, great. Like hook it up. Yeah. So, and he gives me this guy's name and everything. I look him up. Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching money. Damn. Yeah.

I'm like, amazing. Great. The next day, the dude texts me and says, Hey, if you're still in the Hamptons, can I come meet up with you? He comes and meets up with us. I, my walls are so down. I'm like, Oh, this is just like, he's like my homie and he's going to hook me up with like his rich friend. Yeah. The whole rich friend was a decoy.

Oh, like the rich friend exists, but the rich friend has no idea I exist. And the dude, let's call him Bob, Bob, the 20 year old who was pretending to set me up with someone was never going to set me up with someone. It was just to make sure that.

He was like, he friend zoned himself so that I would actually get to know him and he could make me fall in love with him. That's fucking nuts. And it kind of worked. But that is one of the smartest things I've ever heard. Is that one of the most calculated smartest things you've ever heard? Yeah, but that's fucked up. We want the 40 year old. Yeah.

Okay. I asked him, I was like, okay, you know what? I'm going to, I'm still going to slide into your friend's fucking DMs. 100%. And he said, that's fine. Go ahead and do it. But like, now you're already into me, which is like true. Woo.

I want to know more. Like, he bamboozled me. That's crazy. I'm not pissed. How did you react? It was just so brilliant. It really is. And so, what's the word? Like, innovative. Ocean's Eleven. Very Ocean's Eleven. Mm-hmm. That I was like, you're fucking hot. Like, imagine the shit he would do for me if we were married. Whew.

You know what I'm saying? A little conniving little guy. Like, yeah. So guy, like just the whole dating scene is just like really fucking crazy. Here's another one. By the way, I have, I'm not even trying to brag because again, I give everyone my number. I have 30 very eligible bachelor dudes just sitting in my text messages. Really? Yeah.

Have I responded? No. Well, that makes me happy. It's so fun. It's like, I mean, I'm sure like I'm going to fucking end up really liking someone having sex with them and they're going to ghost me and then I'm going to be like, yeah, he's not fun anymore. But for right now, I'm really loving it. Okay. This dude comes up to me at Surf Lodge. Okay. I have been there for a total of two minutes. This dude comes up to me.

And he says, Hey, I think you have my sunglasses. And I said, No, these are mine, like for sure. And he said, No, no, no, like you for sure have my sunglasses, like those are mine.

And for some reason, I believed him. And so then I, like, looked at my sunglasses, and then I was like, these are Chanel aviators that are see-through, and now I know you're lying. And then he said, can I just try them on? It will be like OJ, and, like, we just try the sunglasses on, and then we'll know whose sunglasses they are. Oh, my God. It's a slipper fit. Can I show you a picture of him? Mm-hmm.

Is he kind of hot? He's one of those guys that looks like he can smash a watermelon between his thighs. 100% And that he has a hairy back. Totally. Look at the sunglasses. Okay. You know what? Hot. I forgot about the sunglasses. Right. So I give him my number. Let me tell you what he texts me. Okay. I'm scared. He texts me the next day.

Because I mean, after the sunglasses, I was like, all right, brah, I have a table and I need you to not cock block me. He says, hey, it's Edgar, the guy who you so generously gifted your sunglasses to yesterday, reaching out because it looks like you accidentally kept them and to see if you wanted to grab a drink sometime this week.

That's really funny shit. That's funny. Did you respond? I actually did. He got a response. I said, ha ha ha, you made me laugh. For real. That's real. I didn't take you for a Chanel glasses kind of guy.

These men are funny. They're witty. They are conniving. They are strategic. And they are, I'm like in a video game. Like I'm Zelda and I like need to just like get past like all these levels to find my husband. Yes. I love it. But I mean, these levels are like, they're good. Like they're good at what they do out here. I had no idea that's what guys were up to these days. They're getting real slick. Real crafty. And they're getting real good. Yeah.

What happens when I actually like really like one? Anyways, that's what's new with me. What else is new with you? Well, like you said, I moved to Los Angeles. How's that been? It's been good. I mean, I was I just came from Park City, Utah. So it's extremely different. What I can say about Los Angeles is people are so fucking rude. Oh.

They're so fucking rude. Oh my god. Like, so fucking rude. I'm high off this right now. Keep going. And like, I'm not one to say that ever, you know? Like, I love it here. But the energy, like, you can feel it. And I would never, ever, ever... So anyone thinking about moving here? Okay, don't let me, you know... No, who gives a shit? Don't let me sway you anyway, but...

I would never, ever, ever move here unless like there was some element of fame or like a reason to be here. Right. You know, like we can work together here at least. Right. But if not...

You're going to have a bad time here. Tell me what you mean by the rude energy. Because you would not pick up on rude energy if it slapped you in the face. So I know. Because I am the rude energy. So it must be really crazy. We got to get up for this one. Like a couple of weeks after we got here, me and my boyfriend, we got in a car accident. That was kind of bad. Okay. Okay.

Why? First, I'm hearing of this. Yeah, it's bad. His car got totaled. But anyways, car accident.

We pull over and the people that we got in an accident with jump out and their first thing, like my boyfriend, he's like, oh, are you guys okay? Like, is everyone safe? Like, is anyone hurt? The guy comes out, tries to fight my boyfriend. Shut up. Was so mad. I was like, you want to go? Like, was trying so hard to fight him. What the fuck? And the bitch that was driving, oh wait, I cannot say this shit at all. Why? Because she's trying to sue him.

So? If anything... And she has an inner, like a, you know, you get a DUI. Oh my God, a breathalyzer. Yeah, she has one of those to start her car. Oh, and she's trying to sue you guys? Yeah. That's hilarious. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. Yeah. We can talk about it on here. What do you mean? In the middle of like this law or this thing going on. You're only speaking the truth. That's true. We didn't say names. But yeah, and they wouldn't let us call the cops. Oh, okay.

Mm-hmm. Well, that's why he fucking came out swinging is because they know they're in the fucking wrong. Yeah. So, okay, that's Los Angeles for you. A little bit, yeah.

Obviously, we can't chalk it up to that one thing, but that's really fucking crazy. And I'm so sorry that happened to you. And I will literally have my attorney put them in their place real fucking quick. And I will put them in their place real quick. I want to prank call them. Me too. I want to find her on Instagram. I feel like we could. So you guys want followers? Yes. 100%. The energy thing. Is the energy thing like the girls here are just so, so, so pretty? Yeah.

And the dudes are so, so, so attractive. It feels overall very shallow. I mean, I haven't been around... Because you coming here, you're going to be around a different group of people than I have been since I've been here. Does that make sense? Yeah. I haven't really seen that many good-looking people, to be honest, where I've been.

No shade. But also, I literally go from the one hotel to, like, maybe the studio and back. Yeah. So, I guess that makes sense. But, I mean, I do notice that the girls are wearing so much makeup. Really? That it comes, like, this far off their face. Really? But I know that you need to do that because, like, when you're on camera, like, you kind of need it to. That's very true. Yeah.

But... And then New York girls, like, do the no makeup makeup. New York girls just do whatever. They really... They do whatever. They do whatever the fuck. I feel like...

It feels comfortable there. It does. I've only been there one time. I don't fucking know shit. No, but like, but you get the vibe. Yeah. It's completely different. Yeah. I, yeah. I don't know how I feel about LA. I, according to the dude that I spoke to, he said that it's really incredible. Just not in West Hollywood, like Venice beach area. But I think I'm, I think I'm good in New York. I might have to join you. Please do. Or maybe Miami. Miami.

Ooh. I might fuck around and go to Europe. I don't know. Taxes. But Alex, this was so fun. I didn't know you moved to LA and got in a fucking debilitating car accident and someone tried to kill you. Yeah. So we are going to work on our communication. Yes, we need to. I love you more than anything. I love you. Where can they find you? You can find me at Alex.

at alexfranco underscore meow on Instagram, but more importantly, Twitch. I'm about to start streaming. This is probably going to come out after I start, so don't forget. Fuck yes. I'm going to fucking subscribe. Please. Wait, and that's like you like watch video games and like have like a slutty top on? I love that. Yes, it's going to be so fun. Can I do a cameo? Yeah. Oh my God. That's amazing. And you guys know where the fuck to find me.

In a guy's bed is where you're going to find me because I'm horny and I haven't had sex. Love you, sleuths. Bye. Bye.