Is This The End Of Mean Girl Pod? 29:22

Excuse me, my voice just cracked. Welcome to episode 5 of Mean Girl Pod. Sorry, the voice is a little hoarse today. That's okay. We're back. We are back. Well, we weren't gone. We never left. We just returned on another Sunday to have another conversation that we call a podcast. Yes.

Okay. Current event is like kind of on the back burner because of the war. Like the war trumps all. Yeah. Go Ukraine. I think it's super cool that their president was like, I will entertain a peaceful conversation, but I don't trust anything that Russia is saying. But I don't want the people of Ukraine to think that I didn't do everything in my power to stop the war. And that's the kind of leadership I appreciate. So that's it for that. I love that. Thank you, Alex. You're so welcome, Jordan. You were out till what time?

Oh, we're talking about that first. Well, I don't know. You tweeted it. Might as well. 4 a.m. 4 a.m. And what was your sig count? Well, last night, my sig count of just last night is three. Whoa. Or is that this morning?

Technically this morning because it was I think 2 30 a.m. And like were they all in a row? Yes. Okay. I went to a bar and then I went and got pizza and then I met these two lovely men outside of the pizza place because my friends were taking so long to eat their pizza but you know how I eat pizza just one bite. Right. So you sat there and burned a couple? Yeah I met these two lovely gentlemen and um I noticed that they had a cigarette and they were like

Can I bum one? Bum two? Three? Thanks, I'm done. And then I, next thing I know, I'm just out there, people watching, and they're not even there anymore with me. Smoking cigs. Smoking cigs. Were you alone on the streets of New York? Well, I mean, there was hundreds of people around me. But did you know any of them?

Actually, I did know a few because I made a lot of friends at the bar I was at. So they were like walking this way and I was just like, hey, what's up? Sounds like a safety issue. Oh no, my friends were inside. There was three friends inside of the pizza place. I was literally right outside. If somebody abducted you, would anybody have cared? Considering the state my friends were at, no. Okay. No, they probably wouldn't have noticed. Did anything eventful happen in your life last week? Last week? In the past like five days. Okay.

Nothing. Nothing happened. Yeah, Alex. No mom bodied you on Twitter? Our whole world was... My whole world was flipped upside down.

We've never been in that situation before. Yeah, no, we, um, a lot's happened. So I think we should just get right into it and talk about, um, or no, we should start at the sleepover. Let's take it from the top. Chronological order is the best order. Yeah. So Thursday rolls around. Alex and I had this sleepover plan for a week because Graham is out of office and

and out of town my husband's out of town out of office out of office yes it's based i think that i think that let's not let's not get lost on the fact that this is all his fault for leaving yeah graham so don't ever leave us alone again but anyways alex and i thought we were gonna have like a really great cute little quaint sleepover we had so much content planned it was

Everything was going great. We were going to make TikToks. It's our freshman year sleepover. We were going to be roommates. Yeah, and we both hate sleepovers, but we sucked it up and we're like, we're going to do it for the pod. We're going to have a sleepover. So we start with happy hour. Oh.

With my parents. Because, you know, Jordan was like, I'd like to get to know, my dad was in town. Jordan's like, I'd like to get to know your mom and dad more. I'm like, lovely. They hate you, but let's do it. Literally, no, your mom hates me. My mom thinks when I hang out with Jordan, she's not getting any closer to getting grandchildren. So, which isn't like the worst argument in the world. Considering I don't want kids, that's a very valid argument. Yeah.

So we go to happy hour with my parents and they bought happy hour, which to me was like not monumental. It didn't matter until she used it against us. We had one glass of wine. It's like we were pounding shots and drinks. It's like we had one glass of wine. My parents always buy my friends happy hour. This is nothing until it was something. We thanked them too. Yeah. Like anyways, so then we go out.

On the town? Yes, we went to a bougie bar. Here's a fun tip. If you want to go somewhere nice in New York, but you don't have the inn to get in, go early. Yeah, no, literally. Like, there's a lot of exclusive places in New York, but everyone can get in if you just go early, like around 8 or 9 o'clock. We went at 8, and we sat there while it was empty. They gave us a table until the person whose table it was arrived. But then they gave us another table. And then we got to sit there. Yes. So while we were there, we did a couple of things.

We talked about confidence. Yes. So I know this might be a massive surprise to everyone, but I'm not always the most confident human being. But Alex Bennett is the best type woman a girl could ask for. And she's teaching me some tricks on how to be confident. One being my posture. That's why I lift it up. And two, just like telepathy.

Telling yourself how great you are. Like, you're hot. And then before walking into a situation. There was a cute guy at the bar. Yes. So we were sitting and Alex and I were discussing and like how there was cute guys. And we were just kind of talking about like, is it weird if a girl talks to a guy first? Is it weird if a girl buys a guy a drink first? And it's not. No. So...

I was saying, like, you should... Like, this guy kept looking over at Jordan. He was obviously looking at you. And so I was like, just go talk to him or buy him a drink because sometimes I feel sorry for guys at bars because they don't know if they walk up to you. Maybe last week this guy walked up to a girl and she was like, I have a boyfriend. And, like, that sucked for him. Yeah. So every once in a while, if he's looking at you, I feel like he's giving you the signs. He's giving you the okay to please approach. Yeah, and I feel like guys are just...

more timid than we realize because there's a lot of factors like they could have a they could have a boyfriend they could be like I don't know it's just it could be a messy situation yeah um so we bought the guy a drink and you bought the guy well sorry I bought the guy a drink yeah because I bought that round of alcohol that was expensive you won't say the price no I don't know it's 84 dollars I think I've like left my wallet that's another story for a different time

But yeah, so that was just like something that Alex and I have been working on. Quick side note to that. Make a side note. Last night, I went out and I took Alex's trick. I saw a group of guys that were all very cute and I noticed them. And usually I wouldn't talk to them. I'd be like, I'm not going to. But I had Alex Bennett in my head saying something.

Sit up straight and just tell yourself like you're awesome and walk over there. And I did. And I said hi and I made four new friends. It's not tell yourself you're awesome. I know what you're doing there. Tell yourself you're what? Hot with a capital H. Because you are. Capital H-A-W-T. Hot. Hot. So after, so back to Thursday. Okay, yes. All I'm going to say is ladies, try that trick. Posture, self-defense.

Tell yourself you're hot and you will own the world. My mom always told me growing up posture is a direct reflection of how you view yourself. So when you get it up. But yeah. So that was just like a fun little experiment I did. I love that. Okay. Yes. So then. So back to Thursday. We go back. We're going back to my house. Back to my apartment. Yeah. Oh, you have a house in New York City? No. No.

Back to my apartment where I had my keys and my door was locked. Yeah. We get up there like we cannot get this door open. No. And we call the doorman. He can't get open. We call maintenance. He can't get it open. So it's not like us being dumb and drunk like maintenance literally couldn't get it open.

No the main boat row Shout out to him He was like Alex This door's not opening The only way I'm gonna be able to open it It's at It's at like 1.30am Yeah He's like the only way This thing's gonna happen Sometimes with these old doors The top lock will get jammed And he's like It's gonna have to be a locksmith And I could tell in his face And I was like My parents live three blocks away We can go spend the night there And he was like please Because it's gonna take him So long to get here Yeah Like

You can wait till 4 a.m. if you want or go stay somewhere else. Come back tomorrow morning, 8 a.m. We'll have it open. So we're like, we'll go to my parents. And they live so close. We jogged. Because everyone kept asking, they're like, Jordan, why didn't you just go to your apartment? And I'm like, because...

It's three blocks versus three miles. And three miles in New York City is like three-hour drives everywhere else in the world. Exactly. We weren't going to do that. We were not. And it was free. So we just hightailed it up there, woke my parents up, which my mom's like, I bought you guys drinks, and then you woke me up at 1.30. And we're like, it's free.

Anyways, we're freshmen, mom. Just open the door. She had some pajamas set out for us. She did. We wore Kim's pajamas to bed. It was cute. Eyes up on the floor. Jordan got the couch. And then when my parents woke up the next morning, they wake up really early. So they got up at 6 and they gave us their bed. They did. We're being too nice to her. That was nice. Well, because I feel like Kim was buttering us up for the bomb she was about to drop on us that day. So the thing about my mom is my mom is upset that

I was hired to work at Barstool to do mom-daughter content. She feels like since the Mean Girl pod started, she's like, you're splitting your time. I'm neglected. During her time of neglect, she's been, and I send her these articles. Every morning, I'll email her a bunch of articles studying social media. She's recently learned Twitter. Unfortunately, I'm my mother's child, and she's pretty good at it. I'm not saying I'm good at Twitter. I'm saying she just is a little...

Zingers. Yeah, she has some serious zingers. Do we need a quick talk about us chatting on the couch because we had too much wine where it all began? Yes. So Alex and I, everyone knows we drink. I drink Sauvignon Blanc. Alex drinks Sincere, very different wines. But...

We had a lot of glasses that night. And apparently, when we got to Kim's apartment, her and I were just chatting on the couch. Because I don't think her and I were, it wasn't registered in our brain where we were. Like, I truly woke up in the morning. I was like, where am I? And I think her and I just thought we were at Alex's having a little girl talk. We were chatting about chat. We were chatting about office makeouts. And we were just.

We were chatting about everything. Everything under the sun. I think it's... So my mom comes into... So my mom's hearing it all. She can't sleep at this point. We've woken her up. Any mom can relate to this moment. Yeah. She's just like listening. You know what? For all we know, this woman was in the chair beside us. Literally. But I will say...

Being that it was almost 3 in the morning, I think it's safe to say your mom maybe didn't hear the stories correctly because she was probably very tired. Let me tell you what, I don't even think she cares if she heard them correctly. She heard Chad, she heard Makeout, and she heard other things, and she's put a lot of things together that weren't true. She hears Rudy, she hears all these words. And so she comes to the office before us the next morning.

You got way before us. And here's the other thing. We have never let my mother listen to this podcast, which makes her very... Neither of our moms are allowed to listen to it. My mom does, but she's not allowed to. I think my mom actually thinks Chad's an employee here, but that's beside the point. So she gets in and Big Cat, and people start prying at her. Wait, Big Cat? Yeah, they're like, who's Chad? Wait, Big Cat? Troll Cat? Troll Cat. Troll Cat. They're like, who's Chad? You know, and Kim's like caught in the crossfire. And she's like...

You know, because everyone's like, well, the girl spent the night at your house last night. I have a feeling you know something. And also, we didn't go to the office and we were acting weird that day. Not because of any other reason. I feel like people are just like they're up to something. So they're like, Kim, what's going on? Yeah. We were at a diner. We had a whole list of things new because it's our freshman year. We were exploring the city. We're out and about doing all this stuff. Kim's in here taking heat shots. People are taking advantage of my mom. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Who rose to the occasion, except the problem was Kim fired off a very false tweet. Very false tweet that involved two people in this room. Jordan did not make out with Rudy, Mom. You know, you guys, I did not make out with Rudy. I'm going to be clear. We don't really talk about the office make-up because it's not a big deal because I don't like this individual, and not one person has ever guessed this individual's name, and they never will. The individual knows it's the individual because he knows it was him. Yeah, but...

I don't even talk to this kid. He's flying under the radar. Yeah. He doesn't care. I don't care. I mean, I know it's him. Well, you know it. You know who it is. You're the only one who knows it is. But even you'd be like, no one would ever guess.

No one's guessed it. No. Actually, one person has guessed it, but whatever. Anyways, it's not Rudy. Kim's got happy fingers. She proceeds. Let me tell you what. That's not even the most exciting tweet of Kim's day. She goes on to steamroll Jordan and I on Twitter. Yeah. And then Alex and I are starting to beep. I'm like, why am I mad at Alex right now? So I think stool scenes. Fasoli came in there and was filming the situation. Yeah.

Jordan had left the office because she has a bad work ethic. And so she's like, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Alex said, be at my apartment at this time. And I'm, you guys all know, I'm a very timely individual. So I trotted off to the boonies to get ready. Everyone's like, go back to the office. I'm like, I live in the boonies. I don't live in this beautiful part of New York where the billionaires live, okay? I live in the boonies. So I can't just get two back and from the office that easily. That's a shot nobody deserves. I'm like, what kind of shot? So everyone's taking shots on Twitter. Jordan and I are the brun of it, but what's new there? Like-

Like, can we take it back to a second to how Mean Girl Pod started? Do we need to pull up the video of Dave Portnoy calling us asshole scumbags? Fuck both of you. You do nothing. Nobody's unfollowing individuals on Twitter. Let me tell you what I like. When I'm down, kick me again. Please. That's why I signed up for Barstool. Same. So, anyways. Kim fires off tweets. She stirs up office drama. She goes on to body Jordan Knight. The woman fucking blogs it because Nate wants her to make a blog. Yeah.

And she's like getting big cat involved. And once big, once, sorry, troll cat. Once troll cat's involved, the whole office is involved. Troll cat's saying he knows who Chad is. Which I actually, he could because I don't know what Kim knows. She won't tell us what she knows. She might know who Chad is. I don't know. I asked her later and I was like, mom, do you know who Chad is? She was like, so wait, just one more time. Who is Chad? Wait, I'm like, it's an alias. So you're telling me you asked your mom this question and you're just telling me this now? I did. I did ask her. I'm sitting.

Thinking your mom might know who Chad is, that Big Cat might know who Chad is, and they don't? Well, the part of the whole day that wasn't shown was that Big Cat walked in and was like, Kim, you know who Chad is, fueling the fire, right? People like to throw kerosene on this stuff. Yeah. So it's in flames. Chad's frying. And then she starts in on you and I's friendship. She hates the Mean Girl pod and blah, blah, blah. There's something you would like to say about Chad, though. Yes.

So, um, some people at like the office don't love being included in our content, which I, I, I get. Yes. All day long. Yeah. I get. Tell us and we'll, we'll adhere. Yeah. So a lot of people think Nick is Chad. He is not Chad. People need to leave him alone. Um,

Actually, no one's really guessed the correct Chad. Everyone has their assumptions. And I'm just going to say it. Nobody is on track to who Chad is. So just like think, think about that. Let that stir in your brain some. Just remember like you really think I'm going to make it that obvious.

I appreciate, though, the transparency there. Yes. Leave them alone. Yeah. So it's not Nick. It's not Rudy. And Jordan didn't make out with Rudy. No. Kimmy. I'm going to hear this. Leave them both alone. Like, just leave them alone. Or you have to come through us. Yeah. I'll fight you guys. Come through.

Okay. So also some other things that we, you know what I appreciate though? What? Owen, Owen, like last week said on the yak, he was like, I've muted Jordan Alex on Twitter. Yeah. Thank you. Number one, I'm trying to get muted. And I, at this point in life, I'm like, I guess I'm just trying to get fired too. Cause like we're spray painting stuff on the side. But what I loved about Owen was he,

He didn't say, I've muted some girls that tweet too much. He's like, I muted Jordan and Alex. I'm like, oh. Because they're fucking annoying. I'm like, sweet. Thank you. Yeah, that's a big thing. It's like, I get Alex and I cause a little chaos here and there. It's minimal. But I'm like, if it bothers you, please, like, at the end of the day, we are matured.

human beings. So just like come up to us and be like, hey, like what you're doing is annoying me. Can you keep me out of it? I would respect the hell out of you. No, I like when people come direct. Yes. Jersey Jerry tweeted us. He was like, don't end up on Dateline. Jordan. I'm like, yes, yes, yes. Must be added. No sub tweets. Must be added. And he was like, I'm on Kim's team. Dana Beers was like, I'm on Kim's team, guys. Like I'm on Kim's team. I'm like, you're on my shit list. You're on my shit list. You're on my shit list. Like it's direct. Like that.

That's the fun. That's what, that's what we, we can't forget where we came from, which was unfortunately me commenting Photoshop on somebody's. Okay. You were direct. That was direct. And I think about that sometimes. I think about the origin of mean girl and I laugh. Like I was thinking about it in the shower and I'm laughing and I'm like, put the shower. Yeah, I'm clean. What's up? If somebody,

This is a fresh hair wash. If somebody commented Photoshop on my photo, I think I'd be like, okay, Barbara, either one of two things has occurred here. One, I didn't Photoshop and unfortunately for you, I'm gonna respond and say I just looked that good.

Or the other side of that is I did Photoshop it. And let me show you the before. Cause you might've Photoshopped it too. Yeah. Like, I'm like, I just appreciate it. And maybe my mom, my mom always said I got hit with a different stick of like, but that maybe we're, you know, that's just transparent to me. I enjoy that kind of stuff. Well, and we were, we were birthed through, um, the wrath and transparency of deafness.

of Dave telling us to fuck off. So I feel like our mind is a little bit fucked sometimes. He's like on the Kirk Minahan show being like, asshole, scumbag, treat guys differently than girls, but you called him an asshole and a scumbag. Yes. It's like, I'm in. I'm so in. Yeah. Oh gosh, we like lurking at Barstool. Yeah, I love it here. I love my home. Okay, so now, without further ado, Rudy, right? Well, do we want to... Wait, okay.

yeah i i what do you want to say well say it i just wanted to say that i forgot to mention this in the beginning but i am gonna be quitting smoking you're gonna wait till now to tell me that you're quitting smoking yeah i was gonna say in the beginning but then i got distracted because i didn't know if i wanted to quit but now the more that i think of it i want to quit because last night after i smoked three cigarettes i realized that that's something that needs to change in my life and i woke up

unhappy with myself. Why do you want to quit though? Like, do you crave a cigarette during the day? Is it that big of a deal if you're like a drinking smoker? So I'm starting to enjoy passing cigarettes on the street and the smell of it. Oh, so you're getting addicted and you want to stop before you are before. Yeah. Okay. So let me ask you this. Um, you know how they say never make a goal cause then you never fail. So this is what? Well, like if you said no goals, technically you never failed. Like, cause you didn't have any goals. I love that.

Well, I might be using it against you here. Oh, okay. I don't know yet. So are you saying you would like to gradually quit smoking and be better, or are you saying this is an abrupt stop? Abrupt stop. I'm a zero to 100 type of person. Cold turkey only. So in two weeks, like when we're on spring break, when we're on our trip, you will not, like I don't know you well enough to know the answer to this, you will not rip a cigarette or you'll get so drunk, rip one the next morning we're laughing. And I can clip what you say here, so I just need to know.

The second one, 100%. Okay. I've never been able to quit anything. Okay, great. Never. So we're quitting. But I did bring my vapes to give to you to throw away. I thought you brought cigarettes. Oh, no. I don't actually buy cigarettes. Isn't vaping better than six? Yeah, but it's a gateway drug. None of those. Dare. What's dare stand for? That's my favorite. Okay. Treat her with respect. This one's cute. This is another one. If you're listening, Jordan's handing me vapes. First one's blue. Second one's black. First one's way cooler.

Take it. Blue again. I don't want it. Okay, I will... You can't throw these away, right? There's like a correct way to dispose of them? I don't know. Just... I'll miss them. Do you want to kiss them? No. No, because it's... I'll be your accountability partner. Thank you. You're welcome. I think, actually, I changed my mind. Oh. I'm not going to quit. I'm going to quit vaping and I'm going to quit smoking, but I'm going to allow myself one drunk cigarette per day.

Every few weeks. Define few. Three? Two. Two. Every couple weeks. Every three. Every three weeks. Every three weeks I get one drunk cigarette. Would you lie though? Like if perhaps you had more than that, would you lie about that? Yeah, 100%. Okay. All right, cool. That's a Jordan fact. Yes, that's a Jordan fact. That's a not true thing that you regurgitate out the other side. Yes. Okay, without further ado. Yep. Rudy has something to say.

Rude dog in the house. Tag. I do have a statement I'd like to read. Did you bring your lawyer? Yeah, my team crafted this statement. To my fans, colleagues, and friends, as you know, I have always strived to help produce the best content possible for the highly reviewed breakout podcast, Mean Girl. Being a part of this podcast has been an honor, and I thank Alex and Jordan for choosing and believing in me.

However, the podcast has evolved to a place where I feel as though I am unfit to produce it and is in the best interest of the podcast to allow someone else to work the ones and twos. It is with a heavy heart that I announce my resignation from Mean Girl effective immediately. I take no pleasure in this decision, but my goal has always been for this podcast to succeed, and in order for that to happen, I must step away. I have the utmost confidence that Alex and Jordan will continue to be successful regardless of who replaces me.

I thank them for the opportunity and wish them the best going forward. P.S. At no point, and I mean at no point, did I kiss Jordan. Not even one iota. And those who perpetuate that rumor should be ashamed of themselves. You're disgusting. Oh, all right. I don't love the last part, but all right, because it's disgusting to kiss me.

I didn't say you were disgusting. I just said whoever perpetuates that rumor is disgusting. Okay, I respect that. Yes. I think that... Can you throw me one of those vapes too, by the way? No! He does not get to quit and then get my vape. Those are my children. Actually, you can give him the little black one. I hate that one. He can have that. It tastes like shit. The Stig? Those are the best ones. Idiot.

We're going to miss Rudy. We will. I think we just leave it at that. Less is more. Yeah. Okay. I respect that. I'm going to miss Rude Dog. Yeah, it was great. It was a great run, but Jordan and I are a little... We're a little chaotic. A little chaotic. So... And we respect anybody who doesn't want to be in the mess that we create. It's actually entirely what we ask for people just to tell us, and that's what this is. So...

Guys, it was once jar. Now it's R. Raw. No, it's not R. Oh, fuck. It's the R's, Rudy. You just cut me out. It's H-A-R-G. Jar. Jar. Jar. Jar. Not rule. Jar does not rule. Jar, jar, jar. Jar, jar, jar. Ha, ha, ha. In Spanish. Wait, really? Right? Yeah. I don't know. It's jar, jar, jar, jar. It's amazing. Mean girls. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah.

We're not getting in the boxing ring. No, no, no, no, not that. I just feel like I'm trying to think like, oh, yeah, no, yeah, yep. How does it make you feel? You knew he was going to say that. You're acting flustered. No, I was using that time to go over my mental list of everything I want to talk about to make sure I didn't.

miss anything. Okay, so how it makes me feel is... Yeah, I just think we can't just end it like that. Like, forget it. I just, I thought the statement was good. So we did offline before this a little bit. Yeah. Rudy walked in the office at... Early. Early. He was early. I knew immediately he was resigning. Jordan just thought he was early. No, I thought something was, I thought he was just like upset because I'm like, no one ever turns early. Right.

And he was like, I'm going to read a statement. And I was like, you're resigning. And he was like, I am. So we talked about it. My only thing is, I think it's a disagreement. We would have never allowed my mom to tweet that or we would have taken it down or something. I had no idea that Rudy had a relationship outside of this. Something happened on Thursday where...

it confirmed in my mind that he was single. Like, I don't think we even need to go there. So I just want, I think my only point is we had zero ill intent and neither did my mom. And this is how, just like the chat stuff. Yeah. Like, I just think it's, I liked your statement. I thought it was great. I can't help that. I'm boy crazy. That's for, that's a mother fucking fact. That's a fact. You can fax that one in, but I'm, I'm etching and semen. I mean, honey, you see a boy and you're like,

It's a problem. You have a sip of wine and you're talking about that boy. Yeah. Yeah. So I can only imagine what we said on that couch. But we love Rudy. We wish him nothing but the best. So do you blame Kim for this? I would say it was Kim's idea to do it. Yeah. And we okayed it because we were like, oh, he's single. Like,

We were talking about you on the couch, I think is the most important thing that needs to be noted. Because like, yeah, but I also don't think it's weird that we work because like he's Jar. Yeah, he's Jar. I think like we were talking about Mean Girl Pod. We were talking about Chad. We were talking about

the kiss and it just like all I think I think Kim picked up kiss and Rudy because she knows Rudy's name is like the only name that she could register was Rudy so I think that's why she picked it up she also jokingly said it in the room we're in this room and she's like well yeah I mean because Jordan kissed Rudy and we were like ha ha and then she was like oh and we were all kind of like that's kind of funny like so nobody meant and we we okayed it because we thought

I had no, neither of us had any idea that you had a relationship. Yeah. That's what it was. So it was just like, so nobody, there was no malicious intent whatsoever. But the thing about it is like Jordan and I are also going to be those people. And I feel like this is kind of, we kind of learned this through the mean girl era that,

We're going to be a little more risky. And that's why it's like. You're going to be a little more risky? No, like, risky than the average. Like, we'll be the ones that's like, we can throw a little fire. Like, we'll toe the line. And that's where it's like, I think it's a healthy divide. Like, I think it's good. I thought your statement was, like, really appropriate. And I nothing but respect it.

yeah fair enough yeah no i agree with alex you're not going to be the one that has to deal with the dms of all the girls that only listen to the podcast because you're on it yeah that's our job now true that we're only going to hit you with the crying emoji um and then i think the last thing i wanted to address this is what i remember is where do we stand with kim we're mad at kim yeah i'm mad at kim she knows that no actually this is the worst part about kim

She's mad at us. No, literally. Because now she's like, it's your guys' fault. We're like, but you tweeted it. She's like, and what did I have? Like, don't let me listen to the podcast. I don't know what's going on. Trollcat came in and threw kerosene on it. Like, Kim's like, you guys are mad at me? I'm mad at you. But also, like, at the end of the day. She's not texting me back. Us three are going to walk into the office. No one's going to be mad at mom, Mama Kim.

Every time I get in a fight with her, everyone's like, Kim. And I'm like, yeah, because you're not going to pick the young ones. Everyone's like, Team Jordan or Team Kim. Obviously, Team Kim. Who's going to pick me over Kim? It's sad because you're Team Kim. And you know it. I am Team Kim. I mean, she's – we love her. We hate her. She doesn't care either way. She does not care either way. That is a powerful woman. What a fun time. What a fun time.

I think that's it. That'll do. That's it. That'll do donkey. No more jar. Just a J. No more. Are just your jaw. Let us know at us. Good luck.