Coweater Creamery 37:17

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Previously on Mayfair Watcher Society. In 1935, six children were reported missing after going to play in Morgan Creek. A first-hand account of the Creek Man. Help me! Help me! Come on, man! We gotta get her to the hospital! So the police are still looking into everything that happened at Morgan Creek. But when I tell them they don't believe me, why would they?

They haven't seen it. I'm gonna keep this channel alive in his memory and in the memory of my fallen friends, Braylee and Jackson. And now, a conclusion. Hey Chase Fam. My team asked me not to make this video, but I believe accountability matters. I always have. So, I decided to come out and address everything that's been going on.

Recently, a lot of people have been talking about the last video I made with Jackson Fire and Braylee, and saying I "profited from their tragedy" and stuff like that. That was never my intention. All I wanted to do was honor their memories and get the truth out there about what we found. For those of you saying it was a hoax or fake, all I have to say is: be glad you weren't there.

Be glad you don't have the nightmares, the guilt, the trauma of losing your best friends to a monster. If you want to cancel me, go ahead. But if you're willing to actually listen to what I have to say, I sincerely hope you'll stick around. Because, for the first time in almost a year, Chasing Glory 99 is going back to Mayfair. That's right, back to Morgan Creek where it all began.

Because there's nothing more important than mental health. You guys know how strongly I feel about that. Speaking of which, make sure to use my promo code CHASINGHEALTH for 20% off your first month of online therapy with therapies. That's T-H-E-R-A-P-E-A-Z-E dot com forward slash chasinghealth. We can get better. Together.

Anyway, I think this will finally bring the closure that I, and everyone else who misses Jax and Braylee, need. Hell yeah. Thanks, man. If you don't know that voice, that's my new intern and best buddy Landon, the one who gave me this idea in the first place. You're my rock, bro. It's an honor, bro. Mayfair round two, let's go! And RIP to Jax and Braylee. RIP to Jax and Braylee.

Okay, guys, we're here at Morgan Creek. Just being here again. It all comes rushing back. My hands are shaking, man. My chest hurts like it actually... Am I having a heart attack? I think I might be having a heart attack. Does your left arm hurt? I think it's just anxiety. Which is totally normal, dude. Remember your exercises. Deep breath in. Yeah, like that. I'm cool. I'm good.

Oh shit, that's the tunnel. That's the tunnel where it happened. Is it still in there? The Creekmen? I don't know. Shh, listen. I don't see anything. Like, I don't see any fish in the water either. Kind of looks like whatever used to live here...

Just cleared out. Oh, weird. I'll get some B-roll of the water still. And what about that cabin you guys found? Should we get some shots of that? Oh, yeah. There's tons of great proof in there, too. Stay on me. I'll show you. After the tragic loss of Braylee, you all might remember Jackson and I took shelter in this creepy cabin, which turned out to belong to an actually not-so-creepy guy. When we listened to the tapes he left behind, we discovered...

It should be right here. Where the hell is it? Did we go the wrong way? There's no way. No, no, no, no. It was here. You don't forget something like that. I swear it was here. They must have torn the place down or something. You believe me, right? Totally, man. Don't make that face. It was real. It was real, man. What am I gonna do?

Last night was a huge disappointment, but I didn't come all the way out here to just give up. So after a good night's sleep, we're out here among the people to give you guys an in-depth look at the town where it all went down. So, did we just talk to random people about the Creek Man, or...? Give me a second to think. I'm pivoting here. It's cool though. It's cool. I work best under pressure. Failure is not the opposite of success. It's part of success, right?

That's why I always bring my Chase Fam Candid content like this, so you can see me at my most real. Unscripted. Unrehearsed. Hey, what's going on over there? Looks like a bunch of people standing in line. Yeah, but for what? I don't know. A sneaker drop or something? Small town folks don't line up for stuff like that. Look, it goes on for blocks. That's crazy. Let's check it out. Yeah, okay. Might as well.

Hey, what are you all lined up for? Oh gosh, Trish, look at that camera! Are you guys making a movie? Something like that. So what's the deal with the line? Cow Eater Creamery. It's some fancy new ice cream place that just opened up. She insisted we check it out. All this just for ice cream? The ads called it "The Future of Ice Cream." And well, we just had to see what the fuss was about.

Isn't the future of ice cream Dippin' Dots? Nah man, that's the ice cream of the future. F*** slaps though. Cow-eater Creamery. Weird name. Sounds like "beef ice cream" or something. Maybe we should check it out? Ooh, taste test? I'm thinking taste test. You can. I'm lactose intolerant. You don't want to share a hotel room with me after I've had dairy. Alright Chase fam, back soon with an update.

Well, we waited in line for an hour, but we're finally about to see what the future of ice cream looks like. Smells pretty good out here, I've got to admit. Mmm, waffle cones. Welcome to Cow Eater Creamery. My name is Bella. Are you ready to elevate your ice cream experience? Hell yeah! Do you have any non-dairy flavors?

oat milk or something like that? I'm afraid that would be contrary to our company mission. Here at Cow Eater Creamery, we strive to serve nothing but ice cream made from the highest quality, specially refined cow's milk. Specially refined? What's that mean? Does it remove the lactose or something? I'm not at liberty to disclose the details of the process. Taste it for yourself and you'll see the difference. I'll take a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate in a waffle cone, please.

Excellent choice! Get ready to forget everything you thought you knew about ice cream. What does that mean? Insert or tap your card there to pay. Next customer in line, please. Okay. Dude, that was creepy.

Did you see that logo? The weird smiley face? And why wouldn't she answer my questions? I thought businesses had, like, a legal obligation to see if they have allergens in their food. Oh. My. God. I'm not joking. This is the best ice cream I've ever tasted. Like, when I was in high school, I went on a trip to Italy and had all this dope gelato. And compared to this? Total dog s***.

I don't know, bro. I just got a weird feeling about that place. That place was crazy busy, Chase. I'm sure she was just stressed. Damn, this is good. Want a bite? Uh, no thanks. Still lactose intolerant. Hey, put the camera down while you're eating that, dude. It's getting all sticky.

Okay guys, time to get back on track. We're not in Mayfair for ice cream. We're here to expose the truth. It was yummy as f*ck though. Yeah, you keep saying. Hey, let's go talk to that girl. Hey, would you mind talking to us for a sec? Um, is this a pick-up line thing? No, definitely not. It's for YouTube and I'm a total feminist. Also an ally. I was just wondering, have you ever heard of the Creek Man?

Wait, yeah. I know what you're talking about. My brother saw it once. That's the thing that lives in Morgan Creek, right? Yes, thank you, finally. But it's not there anymore. Did you know that? Wait, really? Yeah. Have you heard any rumors or anything about that? I mean, a lot's been changing around here lately. Maybe it moved somewhere else? Any idea where it might have gone?

You weren't kidding about the line. It's totally worth it, though. Isn't it? Oh, you guys should do your video on this new ice cream place. Have you tried it yet? Yeah, it's amazing. Ooh, what flavors did you get? Peanut butter. And I got black cherry. Oh, damn. They got peanut butter? I didn't even see that. I've got to go back. Um, hi. Can we get back to the Creekman, please? Sorry, I'm kind of busy right now.

You should really try this stuff though. It's like... transcendent. Who talks this much about ice cream? Enough already! Oh! Did you see if they sell pints? Ugh! The per diem I give you is for like... food. Or if you see a super cool hat. You know that, right? I bought food! No, you bought enough cow f***ing creamery to fill the mini fridge.

Bro, you don't have to be so mean about it. Whatever. Do what you want. I'm not your mom. Chase, you've been a dick this whole trip. I don't get it. We've had videos go wrong before. You're the pivot king. You said so yourself. So what's the difference now? This one's supposed to be about something that actually matters. This isn't a monster living inside someone's boathouse or a ghost story about haunted railroad tracks or some other ooky spooky bulls**t.

My friends died here. Do you not get that? I watched it happen. And the only thing left of them is a story that no one believes. And now the proof is gone too. All of it. This whole trip was for nothing. So yeah, I guess I'm just not in the mood to keep talking about ice cream. I'm sorry. I didn't think... Do you want a bite? I'm going to bed.

Hey guys, so it's about 3:00 a.m. and something kind of crazy just happened. I woke up because Landon started screaming saying he could see someone staring at us through our hotel room window. So I checked outside and there was no one there so I was gonna go back to sleep but he started telling me about this creepy dream he had. Landon, you want to take it from here? Uh, yeah, okay.

Uh-huh.

And it was like that, but in my dream, I was here, in the hotel room. Same lamp by my bed, same painting of a beach on the wall across from me, same window. Only instead of just darkness outside, I could see this face, pressed so close its breath was fogging up the glass. What did it look like? It was like, um, sorry, I'm not good at this. I'm more behind the camera. Just give it a shot, man.

Okay, so I had this book of scary stories when I was a kid with these f***ed up illustrations that scared the absolute hell out of me. And there was this one story that was the worst out of all of them. About this guy staying the night in a haunted house and he keeps hearing a voice coming up from the chimney. And at the end of the story, a severed head falls down the chimney and just screams at him. Kind of a dumb ending, I know, but the illustration that went with it was just so...

The mouth did? Yeah.

That's so scary, dude. Yeah. And when I woke up, for a second, I could have sworn I saw it there for real. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. Me too, when you started screaming. Hey man, you know you can be honest with me, right? Sure. Why? Do you piss yourself? What? No! I must have been sweating like crazy. The sheets are soaked. Just calling it like I smell it, that's not sweat.

It's not pee! It's probably just... What the sh**? That was right, huh? No, no, it's... it's milk. Welcome back, Chase fam. So after a sleepless night and one really awkward call to hotel cleaning staff, we're back on the street today to see if anyone else has been having freaky dreams or any other milk-sweat type weirdness since yesterday. Hey there, could I ask you if you...

What the... Did you know that guy? No, he just freaked and ran off. Dude, is there something on my face? I know I slept bad, but not that bad. I don't know, man. The vibe out here is definitely different today. Something's up. Yeah, you're right. Accountability time, guys. This is actually the third time we've tried to get this going, but, uh... No one will talk to us. No one will even make eye contact with us.

They're not even making eye contact with each other. It's kind of eerie. Everyone was in such a good mood yesterday, but today... there's like, something in the air. Do you feel that? Yeah. I feel like something really bad is about to happen. Like, I can hear the boss music, but I can't see the threat yet. I didn't do a goddamn thing! Get out of my face. Oh, s***. What's going on over there? I don't know. Hey, zoom in on those guys.

Oh, so it's just a coincidence you came by my property yesterday evening, and this morning I woke up to a hole in my fence and six of my cows gone? I know you stole from me, Travis, you son of a... F*** off. I didn't steal shit. I've got three prize-winning heifers of my own missing. I don't know you didn't steal from me. God, you are so full of s***. I said get out of my face. You mother...

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Seriously? Yeah. Nothing else sounds good right now. Okay. Do what you want, I guess. Just give me the camera first. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioio

Your weird dreams, the rancid vibes around town today, the, you know, milk sweat. What if it's all connected? How do you mean? And those guys. Those guys were fighting about missing cows, right? It's all connected, bro. I can see the big bulletin board in my brain right now, dude, and I'm connecting the red dots and the ollie back to this place. They just opened, right? Yeah...

And then shit got strange, and all of a sudden they're closed again with no explanation? After such a massively successful opening? You saw those lines. I don't know. Seems kinda out there. Maybe they just ran out of stock. Dude, have you met me? Out there is where I live. Besides, you don't get it. This town is like the Twilight Zone. Weirdness finds a way here.

You gotta think, is an ice cream conspiracy really such a stretch? Okay, let's say you're right. What would you even want to do about it? Easy. We come back here late tonight when there's no one around, and we sneak into the store to check it out for ourselves. See what they might be hiding. For legal reasons, that's a joke. Chasing Glory 99 LLC does not condone breaking and entering. Don't try this at home, kids. But are you in or are you in?

My better judgment's saying I should say no. But why start listening to it now? Hell yeah, I'm in. Okay guys, it's about 2am and we're getting ready to investigate. My boy Landon's got mad lockpicking skills and he's about to show us how it's done.

Not that you should be doing this. Just because we do something, doesn't mean you should, Chase fam. Yeah. We're doing an investigation. A public service. Which is different. Which is different, yeah. I'm in. I've always wanted to say that. Hell yeah. Okay, now get a tracking shot as you follow me inside. Damn, it's creepy in here in the dark.

Like, uh... what's the backroom stuff? Uh, liminal space? Yeah, a liminal space. I've got a bad feeling about this place. But in a good way... You know what, dude? I think this could be our scoop. Eh? Eh? I thought you liked my puns. I do. Yeah, I do. I just... I don't feel so good, bro.

Feeling stressed? No, my guts feel bad. That's what happens when you live off dairy for two days straight, my dude. We'll pick up some Pepto after we get the money shot. Which is? I'll know it when I see it. This could be something. Get some B-roll while I look through these. Boring, boring, no, nope, nah, wait, what the hell? What is it?

There's these, like, lab notes or something? It's pretty dense, so maybe I'm reading this wrong, but if I'm not, it seems kind of... "Observed effect of unknown digestive enzyme on material composition of bovine colostrum and milk." Blah blah blah, okay. "Commercial applications: perceived hyperconcentration effect, increased potency and appeal."

Dude, this is what they're doing to the milk. You know the secret process that girl was talking about? This is it. This is how they make the ice cream. They extracted some kind of secret ingredient from the stomach of an unknown animal that was found preying on local cattle? Okay, morbid. Dude, the missing cows those guys were fighting over. You think it's related? Hmm?

Sure. Yeah, me too. It's gotta be, right? Anyway, it says they discovered these enzymes in its guts that cause cow's milk to develop an increase in natural sugar and fat content, but also some new, unknown flavor compounds the lab couldn't make sense of. Says they're linked to addictive patterns of behavior in lab rats, and repeat exposure causes erratic behavior. Wonder what that means. Something grisly, I bet.

Oh, here we go. Uh, concerns about agitation, anxiety, REM and NREM-related parasomnia, abnormal hyperhidrosis, visual, somatic, and gustatory hallucinations. Dude! Down here at the bottom, it says "not approved for human trials." That's sick.

Dude? Bro, what are you doing? Didn't you hear me? This stuff's f***ing poison. Spit it out. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It just looked so good and I suddenly felt so hungry. I couldn't help it. Bro, you're shaking. Come here. Ugh, what the... I can't stop sweating. I feel sick. My body feels like it's swelling up inside.

What's happening to me? You're sick, man. We need to get you out of here. But first, we need to find out what that was. I don't know, man. I think I need to lie down. Come on, we owe it to our viewers to get that money shot. To expose this place. Yeah, yeah. Look, there's the door. Grab the camera. Let's find out what's in the basement. Then it's straight to the hospital, I swear. Okay? Okay. Okay.

What's that smell? It's like burnt sugar and puke. Huh? I don't know. It smells kind of good to me. Hey, stop. Stay right there. Jesus, that's gnarly. Can you get a shot of that thing? Yeah. What's it look like? What's it doing? I can't see from this angle.

Trust me man, you'll be glad you couldn't see it when we go over the footage. It's like this fleshy thing with four legs and a huge head. Looks like it might have claws and it keeps like quivering then rearing back and spewing this thick white sludge into barrels and- Oh god. Dude, I think we just found out where Cow Eater Creamery's getting its milk.

I gotta go, man. I can't. What? No. We're so close. No. No, not you. Chase, it's smiling at me like it knows me. It knows me because it saw me through the window.

It saw me through the window! What? Bro, keep it together! We gotta go! We gotta go right now, Jace! Wait! It's not doing anything yet! Just one good shot of its face before you go, okay? Just one good shot. No way! No way, man! Give me the camera! Hey, buddy. Hey. You're not gonna eat me, right? You like cows. No beef here.

Chase, I don't like how it's looking at you. It's frowning! It can't frown, dude. It's... Get away from him! Chase, you got it? Hey, Chase fam. You might have noticed that I'm back at home. Yeah.

I wish I had more answers for you guys about everything that happened. About the ice cream place, about that thing, about Landon. But when I went back the next day to scope out the shop, the place was completely cleaned out, boarded up, doors chained shut, sign was gone. As if the place never existed. They've got zero digital footprint too.

Not even a Google review, even though there were so many people at the opening. Honestly, I should have known the place was sus when they didn't even have an Instagram, but I guess hindsight is 20/20, right? The only thing I could find online was an emergency food recall telling citizens of Mayfair to "surrender any cow-eater creamery finds they might have bought to designated staff members at City Hall."

Their excuse was a listeria outbreak, but come on, Chase Fam. We know that's a lie. You might have noticed I've opted not to monetize this video. That's out of respect to Landon and his family. Landon's a hero. He sacrificed his life to save me from that monster. Sorry to have left some of the gory details in the final cut. I just...

wanted you all to see what they did to him, how they changed him. He always had guts, even if at the end they were... In honor of his memory, I just wanted to remind you all to make sure you join my Patreon to fund all of my future investigations.

And please don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and turn on your notifications for the algo, but also for Landon. And for everyone else who's been the victim of the unexplained. I swear to you, through cancellation, demonetization, and whatever else comes next, we're going to get to the bottom of this. I'm no longer just chasing glory. I'm chasing the truth. Until next time, Chase Fam.

Thank you for listening, neighbor. Mayfair Watchers Society is based on the works of Trevor Henderson, created by Trevor Henderson and Pacific S. Obadiah. Cow Eater Creamery was written by Addison Peacock. Chase was played by Rhys Tirado. Landon was played by Brandon P. Jenkins. Sophie was played by Ashley Jones. Trish was played by Rissa Montanez. Bella was played by Madeline Moore. Mina was played by Tal Muneer.

Lucy was played by Kayla Temschiff. Jeremy was played by Nate Dufort. And Travis was played by Jesse Hall. The dialogue editor was Brad Colbrook. The sound designer was Brad Colbrook. The music was by Matt Royberger. The showrunner was Cale Brown. The creative director was me, Trevor Henderson. The producer was Pacific S. Obadiah. And the executive producers were Tom Owen and Brad Miska. The Bloody FM Show. For more information, visit bloody.fm.