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Welcome back to Unlocked. This week we're taking a little bit of a break because I feel like the past few weeks have been sort of heavy. We've had the letters from mom, our prison diary series that we have done, and you can find that on our YouTube, wherever you listen to your podcast. It was, everyone loved it. I don't know, Nanny probably hadn't listened to it, but it's fine. I didn't. Did you? Yeah, I look it up. I keep up with you.
Okay, pardon me. Well, in order to take a break from the heaviness, we've got Nanny Faye back on because everybody wants to know how Nanny Faye is. So how are you? I'm blessed. I'm blessed. That's the response to everything and everyone. So this past week, well, the beginning of this week, you stayed with the kids for a few days because I had to leave. I do not know what I'd do without you.
Well, you have to be needed. It makes you feel better. See, that's the thing. You need to feel needed and I need your help. So like we both gained something out of this. That's right. I understood people that like need, well, granted, some people would say that I need to be needed, but I would love to not be needed. But you do, you like need to be needed. That's where dad gets it from.
I know it makes you feel good when you're doing something for someone and it makes them happy. Well, it makes me happy. Well, you know what? I'm grateful for your help because while you were with them, one night while I was gone, I went to a casino and nanny, I could not help but think of you. I was playing blackjack and let's just say it did not go well.
So I was playing blackjack and then I was going to go play what? Baccarat? How do you say it? Baccarat. It's not Baccarat. I think it's called Baccarat. Well, I just say Baccarat. Well, you say what? Baccarat. Yeah. How do you spell that? B-A-C-C-A-R-T. That's not Baccarat. Well, it doesn't matter. You just know where to find the tables and you know how to play. Say Baccarat. Baccarat.
No, it's not rock. Don't worry about how I pronounce it. I know how to find the tables and where to go. Say Baccarat. Baccarat. Thank you. There we go. There's no rock at the end. Now, I've already told you many times. I'm not going to school anymore. Okay, well... I don't worry about...
All these words that I cannot say because I'm coming out with a new dictionary. They're going to love my dictionary. Nanny, I cannot with you. So I sat down and the dealer, well, there was like one chair left. I mean, it's a very popular game amongst the Asian culture. Oh, Lord, Jess, and they're my friends. They call me the blonde-headed Asian and I love it.
They really do. And I was sitting there and they were so nice. Always. Like so nice. There was a guy that was sitting there and they were trying to, the dealer was trying to explain it to me. And I just saw this guy to my right and he was just stacking it up in chips. So I just looked at everybody and I just said, I'm just going to follow him. That's smart. Yeah, exactly. So I don't know how to play, but it's either...
The dealer? No, it's the bank or the player. The bank or the player. And so I just put my chips where this man put it. And like he was following the board and then he put like a lot of chips up. So I was like, all right, I'm going to put a lot of chips, which for me was nothing compared to his. But I was like, I'm going to put a lot of chips up. So I put a lot of chips up.
He like got the card and he was like bending each side. Yeah, they're trying to squeeze a nine. Yeah, he was bending each side of it. And I was like, what? It made me so nervous. And I just did this. I just did this. I just closed my eyes, just closed my eyes. And I just waited till it was all over. And the little lady next to me, she goes, I was like, did I win? She was like, you won.
I was so excited. I was like, I won! Yeah, everybody's cheering for you. Yeah. And when they they'll squeeze and press, they're gonna get that nine out because nine is high as you can go. Yeah. Well, I and then they would say monkey, monkey. Oh, yeah. And I was like, what the heck's a monkey? Face card. When the dealer has two face cards. Yeah. And if you got money on the bonus. Yeah. Yeah.
If you get beaten by nine, it's 30 to one. That is wild. Wild. Well, I have one. If you got $100 out there and it ends up with a total of just nine and you on the right side, that's $3,000. That is wild.
That's wild. Why do you think that it gets in your blood and you can't help yourself? Well, I did enjoy playing. Oh, I do too. I love it. I can stay 24-7. Trust me, we know. There have been plenty of times where I've had to call security at the casino because you wouldn't answer. No, well, you can't talk on the phone at a table. Well, you're not supposed to be at a table for 24 hours. You can be there as long as you want to. It doesn't tell you when you have to leave. Nanny, you are 80 years old. Well...
I might be in numbers, but I don't feel 80. Well, thank God. Thank God. Let me just tell you, I had so much fun. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm going tomorrow.
I wish I could go with you. We're going to plan a Vegas trip and we're going to go. Well, I can get us some connections to go. Oh, you can get us connections. Everywhere I want to go, I can go. Okay. I just have to make a phone call. Well, then, you know what? I'm going to take you up on that one. And then give us a little bit of money to play with. After this weekend, I'll probably get some free rooms, too. Yeah, but where are you going? They don't play, I don't think. Because, trust me, you...
Oh, after this past weekend? Yeah. You can go back to Boston. Yeah. They'll send you some coupons and free nights and bonuses to play. Yeah. Because, like, when you lose so much money, they send you... Yo, you don't have to lose. You can win. Manny. It's normally when you lose, they will send you... Like, I got three...
free nights at a place in Vegas because like if you gamble a lot they're gonna want you to come back yeah so if you win they want you to come back see if they can get it back yeah well that's true because the one I got in Vegas I left there and I won I know I've seen where you had about three or four rooms in one place I got the card and you're about six hundred dollars in free play where I can't remember oh that was at Resorts World
Resorts world. You know what? That's why me and your mama, we liked her. But that's why she's my best friend. Me and her can go and we can stay forever. This is the funniest thing one time. You know when I had that scare with my breasts? Yeah. And we went to Emory. Yeah. And then they said it was just a cyst and it would probably go away. So it didn't take as long as they took me right in. You know what she said? It wasn't me. It wasn't you? We got in the car and she said, you want to go home?
to the mountains and I said yes did you want to go to Murphy I said yeah we ran over I still lived in Atlanta so we ran over my house refreshed ourself up and we went off to the mountains and we won we won a good bit nanny and then we come back and took an hour nap and then we headed off back to Nashville like we had never done nothing
It's amazing. See, I hope and pray that when I get married, I have a relationship with my mother-in-law like mama does you. I love her just like she's my own. Hope and pray. And we've done a lot of fun things together. Yeah, you have. And there's probably a lot of crap y'all have done that you haven't got caught for. No, if it ain't gambling, we ain't never done anything bad. Now, we might not tell you we went because...
You know, but she always does good. You know, one time me and her went to Murphy and she won $10,000. That is wild. That is wild. We come home account. She really is. She's like a little card shark. Because at the ACM Awards one year, she was nowhere to be found. Come to find out, she's sitting at a blackjack table with Luke Bryan.
Mom and Jason Aldean. So Mom's right in the middle of Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean playing blackjack. I know. She's good. And she can count like that. But one thing about playing these games, if you're a slow counter, it won't take you long to be a fast counter. Not because, you know, I don't. But I can look at them. I already know. Right. Because when you're playing back a rock.
When you're playing what? Baccarat. That's what I call it. It's not Baccarat. But anyway, when you get like a six and a three, that's nine. Well, if you get six and six, you add them together, that's two. So you got to drop a 10. Yeah, you have to drop the 10. Yeah, you're right. Okay, well, we're going...
On a casino trip soon. Well, I hope you do take me. I am. I am. We'll go to Vegas because you will love the hotel that I stayed at the last time. Oh, it's so clean. It's smoke free. Well, it is too. And most of them. I love it.
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I'm the star. You're the star. Nanny, it has over a million views on my Instagram. And the company literally said that, like, right when they posted it on TikTok, it went viral. So. You know what Greg told me yesterday? What? We were sitting out. He said, Nanny, would you talk to my friend in Tuscaloosa? And I said, yeah. And where? Tuscaloosa, wherever it's at. Alabama. What?
It's called Tuscaloosa. Say it. Anyway, we call it. Say it. No, I don't. I call it the red team because, see, I don't pull for them. Say Tuscaloosa. Tuscaloosa. I told you that I don't. Tuscaloosa. No, I can't. Say it. I can't say it. Tuscaloosa. I told you I can't say it. But anyway, I got to tell you about my friends. They're going to pay me $50 a week to come and stay with them. What do you mean? Your friends? Those boys up there at school.
University of Alabama? Yeah, Alabama. They said, "Nanny, come and stay with us." And so we play bingo here. I said, "Bingo? That ain't strong enough for me. I play strong stuff." And they said, "We can't play it now." I said, "Well, I'll show you how. We'll do online." What a great, great influence you are. I know, but we learned to stay in the room and we learned to play and then we study and we do what we got to do. So you're going to be like the frat house grandma? Yeah.
How do you, how are you going to deal with those boys just coming in and out, being drunk, bringing girls in? Well, no, they're not going to do all that. I'm the grandmama, and I'm going to be their mama and grandmama. And I'm going to make a mind that we're going to learn, and we're going to have fun. Nanny, well, they're going to have frat parties. They can have a bit, but it's going to be a good party. It's not going to be a bad party. Have you seen what they look like? Yeah, I can imagine. Let me show you. Hold on.
You've got to see. I know they dirty and they don't know how to clean. That's why they want me to come, I think, to be the cleaner, the maid. Well, probably. Hold on. This is, first off, you being a frat house at the University of Alabama and you're going to take $50 a week?
No, they have to pay me like $50 a day. You don't think I'm gonna do all that for $50, do you? A day. Got it. Got it. Let's see. This is what they look like. Yeah, okay. I know they're gonna have fun and I don't blame them. They're young. Look at that. That's okay, but we're gonna do it the right way. What's the right way? I'm gonna be like their house mother.
We have rules. What are your rules? Well, we have to do homework first. Okay. And then we'll play a little games, a little blackjack, three-card poker, whatever they want to play, that's okay. We'll be sitting there playing, having a good time. They won't be out on the streets. They won't be in no trouble. And 11 o'clock, you better be in. 11 o'clock? Well, they get on restriction. And what's their restriction consist of? Can't go anyplace. Okay.
- That's not how it operates. - Yeah, that's how it works. Main thing we go to school to learn. The next thing we go to is-- - Well, hopefully they learn vocabulary. - Well, that's okay. I didn't have the opportunity. - Gotcha. - So I just had to get through. So it looked to me like at 80, I've done pretty well. - Well, you've done pretty well. Did you actually know that there is now an app to where parents can like go on and hire
basically a like intern mom for their child that goes to college that will come and like do their kids laundry and will like act as like a parental figure to their child while they can't that's what I'm gonna be
- That's what you're gonna be? - Yeah, and they're gonna pay me. They told me yesterday was. - $50? - A day. - A day? Shoot, if they're paying you $50 a day, I'll take the job. - No way, I'll get me too easy on them. - What? Nanny, they're going to be college kids. - Oh, and I'm their house mother. - Oh dear God, I bet Grayson would be real excited for that. - I know, he said, "Nanny, you gonna come and stay with me?" But the only reason why he wants me to come is to clean after him.
Yeah, to do his laundry. I would never be able to do no other house mother because that'd be all for him. I've said that if mom and dad come home, I would probably go to college with him. Listen, that's what keeps me young is all for these young people. My new neighbors, every one of them is young. I was over trying to get in yesterday. One runner person said, Nanny, you need any help getting in? I said, oh, she gave me a
some numbers to get in. I'm trying to get in. She said, you want me to come up here and help you? I said, no, I think I can get it. But you love your new place.
Well, I only spent last night and I was so tired that I slept all night. Well, that's good. Yeah. Last night was your first night because you've been helping me. Well, first I got y'all moved in. Amber helped me get everything organized. Who's my cousin? Good job. Grayson. He helped to unpack a bunch of stuff. And we got it. Take the boxes off. He did. Yeah. We got it.
much done before you got there yeah you've done a good job you just had to get all your personal stuff done and i hadn't found all my stuff yet but i'm still looking what do you mean well i found like a bag that had about three or four watches in it and three one hundred dollar bills in the old one hundred dollar bills uh but the watches
My Apple Watch thing's not there, but my other two watches is there. Your Apple Watch? Danny, you've never had an Apple Watch. I got a fib bib, or whatever you want to call it. You have a what? A fib bib. A fib bib? Yeah. Fib bib. It keeps up with how much you walk and, you know, your heart rate and all that. Well, you let me know when you find that fib bib. No, well, I'm looking, and there was like three or four old $100 bills in it. Danny, it's fit. Fit bib. Fit bib.
Well, whatever. Maybe when I go with the kids to college, I'll get to go take English and learn how to pronounce all these words. But you know the thing about it, I know the word, but you know when you get old, it doesn't come out the same way. Really? So you know what?
I don't pay that no attention. Okay. I'm 80. I'm just going to live my life and I'm not going to worry about learning other stuff. I know enough to get me by. I know how to read and I know how to do math. And so I'm not worried about anything else. So you couldn't find your fibib? No. Okay. What else? And I got some Gucci glasses and earrings and I can't find them. And they're in that guest closet.
Well, I'll find them. In the back right. Oh, well, I'll find them. They're in there. In a thing. Okay. A bunch of sunglasses. What about my $100 bills in that bag where my watches were? Nanny, first off, she will accuse anybody of taking her shit.
What do y'all do? Y'all act like it's yours. You take mine. How many pairs of sunglasses do you have that you've just become a klepto and just... One? No. No. There are multiple pairs of sunglasses. It's because now you left one and I claimed it.
It doesn't mean that I didn't because you bought me a good pair. Nanny. For my birthday. Yeah. Okay. And then I got another good pair of yours that you left and I thought they were mine. Oh, yeah. And you just thought they were yours. Yeah. But anyway, it didn't matter. I offered them back to you. You told me just go ahead and keep it. So don't be throwing it up to me now. Because I've done had possession with them long enough. They're mine now. Oh, gotcha. That's how it works. Yeah. The you, again, have...
I found, y'all, she had all these purses. She was like, somebody's taking them. They've taken them. Every one of them when moving. Every one of them. I think we got one missing. The brown one. Y'all watch. I'll find that one too. Are you happy? Well, I'm working on it. Well, I got to find out. You know, my stuff was organized.
It took me forever to find a pair of black pants this morning because you got them, everything's mixed up. You know, I had my whites. Now, am I lying? I had my whites. I'll help you get all your stuff organized. We just had to get everything out of the boxes. And I had all my jackets together, all my camisoles together. You know, I had everything. Manny, you say it was organized. And it was. I felt like I had walked into a Goodwill store.
when I was at your house? Well, I could say that about yours, but I don't. Nanny? Just because yours might be a little bit newer than mine doesn't mean that it's come from Goodwill. Now, because listen, I have found a lot of good things at the Goodwill, but I haven't got to go lately. Okay. Well, I will get, I'll get a professional organizer. No, I don't, because I got to find what I want. I'll have a professional organizer come over and organize it all. So you've got your pants. It's all color-coded. It's
Everything you need. You just give me two or three more weeks. When I get back off my little trip, I'll work on it. Your trip? Where's your trip? Well, first I'm going to Indiana this weekend. And then I'm going to Panama City with my friends when I get back. You're going to Panama City? Yeah, for a week. With who? Lynn and Amy and Chris and my other three little boys.
Your three little boys? Yeah. Colton, Cross, and Cruz. What? Who are they? Lynn's grandbabies. Oh, gotcha. Okay. So I'm going down on the beach with them. Nanny. Oh, dear God. But yet you bitched and complained any time you had to go with us to the Cayman Islands. Well, listen...
They things to do down there in the Caymans. Now listen, I'm not going to talk about the Caymans because it is beautiful. Yeah. But the thing about that for me, it hurts my legs to walk in that sand because it just goes down. I can't do that. Okay. And so there's nothing for me to do except to eat, sleep. Well, if we recall where I'm going with this. Well, that's okay. Okay.
- But that wasn't true. - Nanny, that was so true. I watched you fall into a bush after drinking your pina, what are they? - Pina colada. - What? - Pina colada.
okay there's not enough room and that they even stir you up Nanny first off you've never drank so two of those and you're pretty much especially there because they will believe it I got up my leg messed up didn't mean I was because listen I can get up now and my legs give away oh so your leg messed up yeah because I had to walk in that sand up there Nanny it was not in the sand this
No, I know we had been. I did go to the pool and take a nap when I got through. We went up to the place to eat. They got me two pina coladas. If I was there today, I might drink three because I love them.
Yeah, so you drink your piña coladas and you fell into the bush. I will never forget it. When I got up and started walking, I did. But it wasn't from that because you don't feel anything. Oh, really? No. Really? No. Okay. Well, when they've got a floater that's about this much, I'm pretty sure you'd feel it. Well, I always say don't put very much rum in mine. I like the pineapple one.
And the coconut, oh my gosh, it's so good. It's so good. We need to make like Nanny's pina colada, you know? That could be your next business venture. Yeah, well, I love it. I love it. And there's nobody that has, if they haven't ever tasted one, they don't know what they're missing. See, I don't love them. Oh. I don't love them. Now, I don't like, I'll maybe like pina colada mixed with like the strawberry is good. Isn't that Miami Dice? Yes.
I don't know. Yeah. Don't ask me about no drinks. I don't know. Yeah, it's fine. But I remember when you was a little girl and we went to Cancun. Oh, God. And you remember when you wanted, you cried because you didn't get your hair braided. Yeah. Papa went and paid somebody extra to get you them little twigs. And that night you said, Nanny.
He said, let's just go downstairs. And I said, okay. I was a fool. I went everywhere you wanted to go. And they was drinking pina colada, I mean, strawberry daiquiris. And you said, let's just get us one. I said, we can't. They got alcohol in it. And you said, oh, no, they virgin. So you taught me what virgin was, and you're just a little girl. Dear God, the fact that I taught you that at what, five, six years old? Well...
We went to Cayman's and you said, I said, we can't drink them. They're out of alcohol. No, Nanny, they're virgin. So we drank us a lot of them. Uh-huh. See? Because they were good. What would you do without me? Oh, well, I always say you've been a blessing to me. But see, now though that, you know, having the alcohol in it would actually probably like turn you into a true comedian. Yeah.
No. You had a little bit of alcohol in you? You would be hysterical. Well, maybe that's what I need to take on. I don't like champagne. You don't like it? Why? There's not but two things that I like. A strawberry daiquiri and a pina colada. I don't like it. I don't drink. Never wanted to. Never have. Remember when I had you try that cocktail that was... Oh, that thing tasted awful.
It don't taste good. I don't like it. That's how come I like pina colada. You'd probably like a margarita. No, I don't like that either. Why? It's got a strong taste. I don't like that. If we got you a frozen margarita, you'd probably like it. Well, I'm not going to worry about nothing froze. I don't have to have that to have a good time. I don't have to have that to have a good time. Pardon me. No.
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And we had one in the living room, one in the back, one of the bathrooms and two in the den. And him and his friends, they would call. And, you know, he could change his voice and you wouldn't know who it was. And one day he called me and he said, ma'am, so we're just checking. Is your refrigerator running? I said, yeah, I ain't got a problem. He said, well, then run and catch it. That's how mean he was. Run and catch it.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know him and Stephanie Grooms. They could come up with the biggest lies. Oh, my God. I need to have her on my podcast. That would be hysterical. No, it would last a month, what him and her got into. Didn't they wrecked his car? Didn't she say something about her chocolate bar?
No, he went skip school and it was snowing. See, and he wants to know where I get it from. Because when we were out in California, I skipped school so much. I would act like I was going to school that morning and then I'd go hang out with all my friends. Well, that ain't good. I don't tell that because it's stupid. Well, you just told me he did it. Well, I know it. But you know what? He went off, skipped school and went off and...
got his car in the ditch because it was snowing and you know it's always ice in South Carolina when you get a little bit of snow he slid off in a ditch so they were out trying to push it out of the ditch what a thing now he you know he always is on y'all rough that's what I used to tell him and he said mama you and daddy just lie for him y'all do everything for him I said look at what you did but you didn't have nobody to lie for you what else did he do
well lord i can't think of it didn't he there was one time he told a story of he had brought a girl home no this is a good one and this is a truth because i don't tell lies you know what they had when they got in high school well all their life they had to do chores yeah because my papa worked at the and we worked all the time so they had to keep the house clean well
They hadn't done their work. So they got this little girl, I can't think of her name. I think her name was Poochie or something like that. But anyway, she cleaned house. So they went and got Poochie to come and clean because they had not got their work done. So I come home early and when I drove in the driveway, they made Poochie get in the closet because she was over at cleaning.
And they wasn't doing their work, but they was trying to get it done. So they got her to do it. What was the end result? Well, I finally went to ask them what they wanted for supper. I remember that. So I probably went to Winn-Dixie and Poochie. They got her and got her out of there. But Poochie, poor little thing, she died not many years ago. And she liked about how many times she come and cleaned that house for them. That's how bad he is. Mm-hmm.
Oh my God. Have you all fought? Who? Well, you don't do thought. Have you two ever gotten in a fight? No. I don't know how to answer that. Who, me and her? No. Not really. I mean... I mean, I might tell her off a word or two, but no. I don't fight. I don't fight with my grandkids. No. I mean, she should. No. But she doesn't. No, I just tell them how I feel, and then I'm over it. Yeah. Because now I love them more
I love them. I can't even tell you how much I love them because I don't even know if there's enough time to tell how much I love them. Nanny, what was the story about, what was it of something with, was there a dog and like a moped involved with Daddy and Uncle Randy?
Oh, well, they had a moped. A what? A moped. A moped? Mm-hmm. And, you know, me and Daddy saved our money to buy that moped. And they rode that moped. So they wanted me to get on it. And, you know, I can't even ride a bicycle. No. And when I started up the hill, it was going too fast for me. So I just put my foot down, turned it over, and broke the seat. What? Because, you know, I was scared. No. No.
I remember daddy did something to uncle Randy or something. I don't know what they've done. Oh my god. That's honestly, what would you say was like the worst thing they did growing up? Stealing Winnie's car and they wasn't even old enough to drive and Randy pressed the gate. Who's Winnie?
She used to sleep with them at night while Jeanne and I worked on Thursday. She used to watch them at night? Yeah. Say that. She used to watch them at night. She used to watch them at night. Me and Jeanne worked the third shift. Okay. So when she'd go to sleep, they'd go out there and steal our car. What do you mean steal it? They drove it to Seneca eight miles and Todd couldn't even reach the gas and Randy would press the gas.
What would they go do? Go to McDonald's. Find out. Winnie one day come in and she said, Jean, I don't know what's happening, but my gas is disappearing. And he said, what? She said, I don't know, but I just filled up my car and said it wasn't full when I got in the next morning. So he called Todd and Randy and said, I'm going to ask you one time. And that's all I'm going to ask you.
Have you been taking Winnie's car? I remember, Jensen, they looked at each other. Todd said, yeah. So that's what they was doing. Well, see, he can't get on to me for the times that we stole their cars growing up. See, I don't know where y'all got that from. I have never done anything bad. Well,
Oh, I know y'all make excuses. Oh, it's not nothing, but it is something. Chase and I would, because, you know, Mama had a Prius, loved that thing. She still loves a Prius. Yeah, it still baffles me. But because Chase said it always looked like just a vagina. Like that car was just, that's what Chase always said. Well, how did y'all ever get out of the house?
I mean, I know you slipped out of my house and broke the window and all that. We just walked out. I mean, it was a 30,000 square foot house. So we just would either walk out the basement or walk out the side door. And then, but mom would leave the Prius outside, which was great because and two, when you turn it on, it doesn't make any noise. It's just like, you know, so.
We'd turn it. First, we'd push it a little bit. We'd push it. Because see, mom and dad's room, remember that guest suite they stayed in was upstairs. So the car was underneath them. So we'd push it out of the driveway a little bit. Then we'd turn it on and we'd get going. Where'd y'all go? Waffle House. I remember we would go. It was, we were meeting up with Christian Beatles. And, which was like Justin Bieber's best friend at the time. And we were meeting up with Christian Beatles.
his sister, Caitlin, and we'd like go to the Waffle House. We'd, I mean, drive around. I do know we would go to the Waffle House a few times, but like we'd drive from Roswell to Gwinnett. A long way. Like Buford. Yeah. Like 30, 40 miles. That's where all of our friends were. I remember Chase was 15, I think.
I can't, you know, I know I won't be here, but I wish that God would let me live long enough for you to get one and they'd do you that way. And let's see how you feel. Because you know what you sow, you'll reap. In your house. Yeah. Get Kyle to put tape on the thing, the sensor. So, uh.
You wouldn't make no noise when you go out the door. Yeah, that's what I'd do. Yeah, I know. I'd put tape on the fences. And I didn't know it until one day I was cleaning and it had tape on it. Yeah, and so it wouldn't ding. And then that time to where I left, because see, you lived closer to all my friends. So I came back and I go to walk in and the freaking door is locked. And you broke my window. I didn't break it.
You took the screen off, pulled it down and had to go over the top of it. Because the bottom wouldn't, but the top, something was wrong with the window. I don't know. And I remember. It was on lock and you went broke it. Yeah. I remember my gay friend, Chris, I think was his name.
just had to throw me through the window like the top because you know he had to bolster me up and then like throw me through and I remember hitting that ground and I hear like Papa shuffling around I was like oh I'm about to get caught I think I jumped on the sofa real quick oh Papa see you could have done anything and he wouldn't have said anything I jumped on the sofa real quick and then I don't know if we're good grandparents or not we just be
- Where you could just stay and get to do what you wanted to do. - Probably that's pretty much what it was because then you remember all the drama with me and Tyler.
that was Chase's best friend. And like, it was one of those, Chase and I are 14 months apart. So of course we're going to date each other's friends. Like, of course that happens. But it was like Chase's best friend. And I remember one time Tyler came over because again, everybody lived closer to y'all. And Papa had, Papa thought he's doing a real good thing by having those fire ladders in every bedroom.
So you got on one of them and went down. Yeah. Yeah. You know, because you just like. I ain't trusting you no more. You did it then, you'll do it now. Well, luckily now I don't have to sneak out of my own home. But I remember you just hooked that little fire ladder and then you let it down. I still cannot believe I crawled out of a second story window on a ladder that just like. 100% believe.
Well, I didn't. What if you had a fall and it broke your neck or your arm? I know. Oh, look at it now. And I'm like, that was dangerous. Well, like I said, what you sow, you'll reap. Don't say that. Why would you wish that upon me? I don't wish it, but it's going to happen. He's, what, 17? And I was dating. I still don't know the difference between Blair and I. I think he's like 22, 23.
You remember that? Yeah, I remember him. Yeah. Oh my God, the amount of times I would say I'm going to Maddie's house. I drove to Valdosta, Georgia. That's why you fly now. Because he was playing at a bar there. I drove to Valdosta, Georgia, which is like three hours away. And mom and dad thought I was at Maddie's house the whole time. You know, I don't know how you sleep at night.
Nanny. Do you know I have never done anything? Nanny, I would love to hear all the people that are listening to this like to comment on our YouTube their best story as a kid of like some rebellious shit that they've done. Well, I know a lot of people has done a lot, but in our time we didn't do anything better. There wasn't anything to do. You went to school, you got your little job,
Then you went on with your life. Okay, well, in today's day and age, it's only getting worse. So I hope and pray to God my kids. Because parents are allowed to get worse. No, I hope there's just more access to everything. I hope and pray my kids do not do. No, well, then what you're going to do is keep them home. Well, I'm not going to keep them home, Nanny. Or go with them. That's why I'm going to college. Because Gregory's the last one. I go to college, too. So you can come do my laundry, too. Well, I do yours, and you ain't going to college. Okay.
She will. Nanny will come over and do laundry. And oh my God, I hate laundry. I hate it. See, it's never been a chore to me. I hate it. You know who was always so good at laundry? Dad. Well, see, they had to learn to do. The way dad does laundry. Oh my God, I loved it. And two, I would...
I'd have like so much laundry at my house and I just knew if he walked into my laundry room it would give him anxiety so I'd do it on purpose I'd just like throw it all in there and then he had come over I'd be like hey come on let's go for a walk he had come in he had immediately start laundry and I was like oh thank god this is amazing but see if you get up every morning and put your load in you got two machines and it would never be a problem yeah yeah it's a good
Idea and theory. And then while you're getting dressed to go do what you got to do, they'll be finished. But you don't do laundry sometimes how I like for laundry to be done. Well, listen, it's free. So don't be complaining. Because you will wash towels, white towels with white clothes. Yeah, I do. You don't do that.
- Yeah, you do. - No, you don't. Ask Todd Chrisley. You do not wash towels with clothes. That is just a no, no, no, no. - Well, listen, you don't ever have to worry too much about putting anything else with y'all's just 'cause you've got plenty of towels. - Yeah, 'cause, okay, this is, I want to hear people's opinions. Think it is the nastiest thing in the entire world to reuse a towel. - You clean when you get out of the shower. - No, so what?
dry your ass with a towel and then the next day dry your face with the side you dried your ass with? Well I was clean when I dried off. I used my towel two days. That is disgusting. Well you go ahead and do you. I'm gonna do me and I've been doing it all my life. That is just nasty. Who in here used the towel more than once?
I do. But I don't use a body towel on my face. I have a separate face towel. Okay. But I use a clean body towel more than once. I mean, you're clean. Your ass sits in the shower for 45 minutes. We know you're clean when you get out. Yeah, because you don't do nothing but soak. You clean. You have a whole phone conversation in the shower. Yeah. I do. I accomplish so much in the shower. Like, so much. I don't. I go, I get in the shower.
And I shower and rinse off and I'm out. Yeah, no, not me. I take like 45 minute showers. I don't even want to pay your water bill. She literally came in my house and I had lights on and she was like, if you don't turn these lights off, I'm going to have them disconnect your lights. I was like, what are you saying? They never turn a light off. Do you understand? That is not true. Never turn a light off. I can go over there right now.
And I bet you, now I'm a gambler, but I bet you there's every light in the house is on. That is not true. I turn off a light when I go out of the bathroom, I turn the light off. If I go out of the kitchen, I turn the light off. And when I go to bed at night, I turn my lamps off. I go to bed. They don't turn off lights. But when they start getting these...
$2,000 light bills, they'll learn to turn them off. - Nanny, I turn off my lights. You exaggerate so much. - No, I'm not. You know what my mama would have made y'all do? - What? - If she was raising y'all? - What? - You would have been sitting at the table. I must learn to turn off a light. - Nope. - I must learn to turn off a light. - Daddy had us. - 500 times. - Daddy had us write as a kid, "I will not say shit ever again. I will not say shit ever again." 500 times.
Like, that's wild. All you're doing is teaching me how to say it even better and spell it even better. No, you're having to write it. You're having to sit there at the table and write it. Oh, my God. All right, what's a piece of advice, Nanny, you'd give the young kids today? Get up with a smile on your face and love in your heart. Be kind to someone. Doesn't cost you anything. Do what your parents tell you to do. Always smile.
Be the best you can be. Don't let no one tell you that you can't be what you want to be because you can. And that's what my advice is to you young children. On that note, I think that's a good place to end it. Well, I think that's the best thing you possibly could do. I have a hard time with the nice thing. Oh, I don't. I don't have a problem at all with that. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Well, on that note, next week we will have Grayson on. And honestly, people, like, it's tied between who they like more, you or Grayson. They love him. I know. Well, he's a sweetheart. He is. I love him. Well, thank you for coming on, Nanny. Well, you're welcome. Anytime. Any day. Just let me know.
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