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Welcome back to this week's episode of Unlocked. We have a special episode today. We have Chloe. Say hello. Hello. And we have Grayson. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back too, you know. Well, y'all are kind of in competition because... There is no competition. Yes, there is. I'm better. Savannah, I show up and perform. I'm smarter. Y'all's episodes are like two of the highest rated episodes. Thank you. Which one's first?
I don't know. Sean, which ones has more? Yeah. Sean's going to check. But y'all are back. Grayson, how is life? It's pretty decent. Pretty decent? What does that mean? Pretty solid. That's my word. Also, too, I'm still fighting this cold, y'all. Yeah, I know. It's a you problem. It's a you problem. We got to listen to it.
- Y'all are really coming at me today. - You've been fighting this cold for weeks. - Yes, it's been a month. Come on. - My life is busy with you two. - I got sick on our vacation. That's, no, no. - All right, so you got me sick. - No. - Oh no. - All right, so let's start with Grayson. - Wow. - Grayson, update on life. - It's pretty solid. - Pretty solid? - Yeah. - I'm doing a good job? - You're doing not too bad. - Not too bad. - Wow. - No.
Doing better. Okay. Doing better? Yeah, you're nicer because I do more stuff. You're right. You have stepped up. Y'all, Grayson sent me a message and said, hey, I should have stepped up sooner. I'm sorry. Can I please help you? And he's been taking Chloe to school. You like it, don't you? It's more fun. What? It's more fun. It's more fun? Why? She likes my driving better. Yep. He gets me to school faster.
You drive like a grandma. You like, Grace is like, so he didn't drop that. I'm ready to drop her off, get home, and go back to sleep. I'm ready to get to school, say hi to my friends. Okay, so. I pull in the car, pull on her, say get out. And she goes, oh, okay. Bye, Felicia. How are we? Well. Y'all, honestly, y'all have been doing so good.
- Thanks. - Chloe, do you wanna tell the story? And y'all, she has to tell this story because I think it's amazing at how kids can find their sense of humor in the darkest of situations.
- Good Grayson. - I don't even know what I'm talking about. - So when you got in trouble-- - With your art. - Oh, yep, got it. Okay, so I was at school, my art teacher, she's like, "Chloe, I need you to go to this table "because you were talking a lot." I said two words and my friends were talking to me so I was supposed to be mean and not respond, nope. I'm not mean so I'm gonna respond. She moved me and one of my other friends out of that table
And then we had to sit by the boys. You had to go sit by the boys? They're gross. They have cooties. Oh, okay. Yep, boys have cooties. And then the art teacher was like, Chloe, you need to step. I need you to stay in here and let me talk to you. I can't say anything. You have to. Go. So your art teacher said. She was like, Chloe, you got to stop talking to your art class. It's my time to talk. I'm like.
whatever she won't let me go to the bathroom at lunch and i had to go to the restroom and we all know you will pee on yourself can i say the word i can't today so she said that you need to stop talking yeah she said i need to stop talking i was like okay thanks for the conversation now i gotta go because i gotta go home and drink a smoothie
What did she say? She said, "You better stop talking." - I'm good. I'm gonna have to send an email to your parents. - So she said what? - I'm gonna have to send an email to your parents. - And what did you tell Grace and I when you got home? - I said, "You go ahead and do that." - No, speak up, you gotta speak up. - I said, "You go ahead and do that for yourself."
Chloe in the car though. Chloe said it better in the car. Chloe goes, I told her, you go ahead and do it. I didn't. I said, I didn't tell her. You didn't say that, but you said in your head. She said in my head, I said, you go ahead and do that. Doctor will get a response. No, I didn't say doubt. You said doubt. No, I didn't. I didn't say that. You said to me when you got home, you said, I thought to myself, go ahead and email, go ahead and email them. Won't get a response. I said, you won't get a response. I didn't say doubt. No,
- So y'all, somehow this child is trying to figure out how to turn tragedy into laughter. - I do it too. - Yeah. - I do it with my baseball coaches and they feel so bad. - What do you mean? - He'll be like, "Guys, your parents should have filled out this waiver."
And I look at him, I go, well, that explains why mine's not done. Oh, yeah. And then we were at school and you had to fill out this. And then we got in trouble because we played bad in the game. And he said, the only reason y'all aren't running after the game is because I respect your parents' time. I stood up, put my hands on my hips and said, Coach, I hate to say this, but I don't think mine mind. He said no. He was trying to be mad at us, but he was trying not to laugh. That is awful. Savannah. What? What?
You know like that little quest application you had to fill out? Yeah. They said let your parents fill it out. I'll be messing with Blake and Blake will be like, I'm on the phone with my dad. I'm like, dang, wonder how that feels. Grayson! And then probably if we go on a field trip, they'll say, let your parents sign this for you. Because that's what happens every field trip.
Come to my field trip this time, 'cause you didn't make it last time. I was very disappointed. Yes, I'm gonna go to your field trip and I do not care. I am going. - Oh, you should have expected that. - I know. - Do you think-- - Y'all should be shitting on me. - No, listen, listen, Chloe. Chloe, do you think anybody's gonna catch Savannah on a field trip? - No, they can drive their own cars. This is in Columbia, Tennessee. So it wasn't even that far. - Okay, I'm going to your field trip. I said today that I was going. - Which one? - To Chattanooga.
Which one's that? Yeah, y'all are going on an overnight field trip. No, I ain't sleeping in Chattanooga. You're not sleeping where? In Chattanooga. I'm nervous. I don't really care. I'm not sleeping in a hotel there. I'm not. Even if it's a motel, I'm not sleeping. Tell her I cannot make it. I am sick. I am throwing up. Why? I have to go. Goodbye. You don't want to stay in Chattanooga with your friends? Nope.
- Oh yeah, it's with your whole class. - Ew, why the whole class? There's barely any girls. - Your whole grade. - Okay, now that's what I'm talking about. - Y'all sense of humor is like very dark. - It's the best. - It's the best. - It's funny. - Yeah, it's funny. I don't know about you, but I'm not laughing, but whatever. - Hot and dead. Okay, so everything though,
Even though you've gotten in school, everything's... Even though I'm going on my field trip in Chattanooga. Yep, we're going on a field trip. You're going to stay at the hotel, whatever they pick. Grayson, Grayson... It better not be a motel. If it's a motel, I'm out. You're not... I'm going to rip up that waiver. Help me, like... Nope, I'm out. You better pick a hotel. Grayson will not be attending. Okay. I don't care.
I will be attending. You will be staying at whatever hotel. Nope, you're staying. Are you staying? No, Chloe, listen. No, I'm not doing it if you're not staying. Chloe, she's not staying because she threw a fit over staying in a La Quinta Inn. A La Quinta? A La Quinta, whatever. I don't know if it's cool. La Quinta.
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Yeah, you're a handful. Grayson, yeah, thank God though, I will say, like, this whole single parent type thing is tough and Grayson has, like, some of his best friend's parents have been awesome at helping me manage all of it. So for that,
I'm grateful because he has gotten to baseball tournaments that I haven't been able to go to. Girl, we were three. Two max. Why are y'all shitting on me? I'm sorry that both of our parents are sitting in prison and I go and visit them. I literally am working my ass off for the two of y'all and y'all are so ungrateful. Be quiet. Hey, hey. Stop, pause, drop, stop, drop and roll. Hey.
Girl, we ain't ungrateful. Just listen to me. You've only been to two games, and you signed me up for hip-hop like you gonna come. And then, what if I got signed up for soccer like you? Oh, I'm going to a soccer game. Guess what? No, no, no. Y'all, this is not cool. Grace is probably going to be the only one that's going to come up to my hip-hop dance. Yeah, because I'm going to have to pick you up. True. And Savannah's not going to come. How is it?
- I'm in school right now. - Because I wanna go. - It's not free. - And it was my only option. - No, it's not free. So I'm working, stop putting your mouth through. - It was my only option. - I'm working my butt off so that you have a better life. So what I'm not gonna do is you sit here right now and act sassy and have an attitude. - What are we doing at the end of this video right now? - Well, if you don't stop with your attitude. - It's for your money and you are gonna pay me for it?
So you should order three champs. You just sit over here and breathe for a few minutes. Calm. Grayson. I'm about to leave you two just to fend for yourselves. Do the highest rated episode you've ever had. I cannot with y'all. Okay, so you're doing okay? Yeah. You're doing okay. Thanks for checking on me. Yes, I'm going great.
Okay. I'm glad that you're doing great. You're thriving. She's thriving. You didn't give me my third book. Are you slaying? Slaying.
- Say. - Say, queen. - Oh my God, they both keep calling. - Hey, Felicia, I'm not gonna answer. - I'm not gonna get my Starbucks when I ask you. - Like, you went to Chipotle when I asked for Starbucks. - Okay, well, I'm sorry you have such a rough life, Chloe. - It is rough. - Chloe and I silently-- - I'm not going to Starbucks. - Chloe and I silently judge. - I will say. - We got in your car yesterday, saw Chipotle napkins, and I was like,
- Well, you said, let's go get dinner. I was like, didn't you just eat? - No, that was from when we went to Chipotle on the way home because y'all griped about wanting Chipotle. - Yeah, we're children. - Chipotle is so good. - We are hungry every hour. - Bro, I wish I could get sponsored by Chipotle and get one of those free burritos for life cards. - Oh. - Man, I wish I was sponsored for Starbucks. I wish I worked at Starbucks. - I cannot with you. All right, I have a question.
How do y'all like living right across the hall from each other? Wait, can I go first? We've always done it. You go first. It's great. Seven years apart. Family members. Wonderful. You know, he gets on my nerves sometimes. Walks in there. Hey, Chloe, did you do something? We've always been apart from each other. It's fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. Go. I'm just kidding. I did my laundry. No, I... She does do his laundry. Okay.
Okay, Chloe, why don't you give everyone a lesson in how you do laundry? This is actually shocking. Don't put it on warm or hot. Put it on tap cold and put in your detergent and fabric softener. And then you put like those little beads in if you need it. And then maybe you can in the dry, but like when there's like little napkins stuffy. But how do you sort it out?
The white towels go with the white towels. The white clothes go with the white clothes. And then like black clothes go with black clothes. Like your black washcloths go with like the black towels. Yeah. And then color.
to go. Y'all, she is a champ. She is very OCD, which is insane. Yeah. She put me in my place when we were coming back from Cayman because I threw clothes in her suitcase. That's how your suitcase broke. She got up out of her bed and goes, I don't live my life this way. Everything has to be folded and organized. But she put it in my suitcase. Because I needed extra space. Look how pretty.
But she needed extra space after she bought two more suitcases. Yeah. And she fit all of those in three suitcases. How does that work? What do you mean? Just throw all the snacks away or give it to somebody else. It was...
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So everyone wants to know. What?
The girls are after you. Oh. Well, I'm married. Grayson, you're not married. I'm married, bro. Where's the ring? You're not married. I'm married. No, you're not. No, you're not. That's like me saying I'm married. Come on. We all know that's a lie. Yep. I'm married. Sorry. Take that back. Yes, ma'am. Chloe. What? Let them all know I'm off the market. Oh, are you? Forever. No, you're not. Forever. Good luck.
- You think you'll always be single and then you find a really short blonde and you never want to be single again. - Oh yeah. - Trust me. - Grayson, no, you're not, this is not like, you're not gonna be with this person forever. - Yes he is. - You wanna bet? - You wanna bet? - Grayson. - You wanna bet money?
- She's so nice though, she's really nice. - Chloe, isn't she hot? - Why have I not-- - She's pretty and she's nice, come on, she's really, oh, she hasn't met her, I'm so dumb. Good Christ, she's really, what? - What'd you say? - Oh yeah, so. - Yo, this is so bad, we're all like growing up together. - She has a big butt. She said she was growing up in a club with her big butt. - Chloe was on the phone and goes,
Do you have a big butt? That was Grayson's fault because he added me to the call. She goes, do you have a big butt? And the girl started laughing and says, yeah. And Chloe goes, welcome to the club. You're like me and my mom. I forgot about Samantha though.
- Wow. - That's what she says. - Well I didn't mean to. - First time meeting somebody, that's what she says. - Well I saw pictures of her hair. It's like your hair but it's longer. - Okay. - Just like a little longer. - So you like her? - Yeah, she's really pretty. - Okay, she's really pretty, that's good. - She's really nice. - Okay. What dating advice do you have to give? - She's tiny too. - What dating advice do you have to give? - There's a fly. About who? Which one? Oh, Grace and Mary. You?
- No, I would prefer you not come for me. - Grayson is engaged. - No, I'm married. - No, he got engaged last year, now he's married. - No, he is not. - Yes, he is. - Just like. - Yes, he is. Hey, yes, I'm gonna go buy him a ring. - I'm married. - Be quiet. - All right, so dating advice. You don't have any dating advice for him? - No, 'cause he's married. - Speaking of dating, guys. - Oh, nope, uh-uh. We ain't talking about that, nope. - I submitted Chase for the bachelorette. Yeah, I went through, filled out the application,
And we're gonna see what happens. - But if they pick him, that's gonna be so funny. - I know. Yeah, and then Chase submitted me as well. - Good luck. - Watch them pick both of y'all. - Would you die? Like to date like 20 people at one time? - That would be like a big marketing thing though. Like you have siblings. - Wait, do you have to number down to one area? - On the bachelor, on the bachelorette? - Yeah. So you have to like dwindle it down from like 20 or 30 people down to one. - Well guess what? - What?
- Savannah will have no problem doing that. Do you want to win it down from 30 to one? - Yep. - Usually it goes from 30 to about three. - Yeah, it's kind of true. Maybe like 45, 35 to three. - Why are you coming at me? You are just... - Side eye. - Side eye? I cannot. I can pick one.
If she got chosen, should she do it? I guess so. If I get chosen, should I do it? Yes. Have you told all of your viewers what you're doing? All of my viewers? I don't think you should do it. You don't think I should do it? No. I don't think I should do it. I like that dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like that dude, too. I know who we're talking about. I'm really happy you didn't get unalived. Because that would have sucked. I really like this dude, what we have right now. But you need to stick with it.
Okay. I'm really happy you didn't get unalived. Unalived. Y'all. What? Y'all know that like if you ever reveal my secrets. Come to my funeral. Yeah. Like it's not going to be good. Not going to be good. Aw.
But anyway, okay, so Chase and I had both been submitted for the bachelor and bachelorette. So that should be interesting. Chase put on the application for me. But yeah, he called me and goes, is Savannah serious about doing this like bachelorette thing? No, I'm not. He submitted me. I told him, I said, bro, no. He submitted me. He put on the application for me. My relationships are a shit show. Let's try to change it.
Uh-oh. He's not wrong. He's not wrong, though. What do you mean he's not wrong? Samantha. Do we need to bring up your track record? Let's go through it. Let's hear it from the mouth. Are we counting? Let's go through it. Where do we start? One. Failed country music singer. Okay. Then we got NBA player who can't keep it in his pants. I'm counting. Who loves to send love letters, apparently. But we have...
- A retired hockey player. - Oh, yep. - Don't even get me started. God. - You're just ripping my love life apart. - Then, where do we go from that? - Wasn't there a female? - What are we allowed to say? - Yeah. - Say whoever. - Oh! - Well, the one right now almost got unalived, so. - I have a couple more. - That was. - How would you describe the others? - Oh, we got gym rat. - I don't even know who that is. - We got gym rat.
We got therapists. Oh, yes. I know who we're talking about now. I have Grayson. You got me started now. Okay. And then who else do we got? And then we got the guy that almost got killed. Yep. Yeah. And then. That's where we're at now. Yeah. And then we got a really good one right now. That's the guy that almost got killed. Oh, yeah. Is he one out?
- No. - No? - No. - You've got him? - Yes. - Oh, you did leave one out. - Yeah, the one she has right now. - I said the guy that almost got killed. - No, not that one. - The one right now. - Therapist? - No, we got the therapist. - Therapist was... - Therapist was a little too much therapist for me. Like I could go to a therapist like for my mental, like human situation problems, but like not with like a stranger.
Not like a stranger. No, I didn't. Therapist was too much of a therapist. Oh, and we have succeeding country music singer. What? You counted wrong. No, I didn't. Y'all, we have to know. We got a date to know what we want. Oh, girl, nah. We now know that Savannah loves dudes with kids and traumatizing pasts. Yeah. Yeah.
- We all have traumatizing pasts. - Savannah, nope. - You have one. - Yeah, but this one's like- - He has one. - This one's like pretty bad. - All right, let's leave it at that. - You got hair. - Where? - I'm not your trash can. I'm fragile. I'm not your trash can. - Oh my gosh, okay. We all have traumatizing pasts. If you learn anything from me, just know you have to date- - You dated my guys. At once. - No, no, no!
See what you started? It's not what happens. Take it up baby steps. Yeah, you take baby steps. Three next year. No third one next month. You date people to figure out what you like and don't like. Not all at once though. I don't date them all at once. Savannah. Two of them at once. Good job. No. You only have one right now. Right?
- I think. - I think she, does she? - I think. - Y'all, you're single until you're married. - No, that's not how that works, 'cause then you never end up married like you. - We were married, but. - How has that worked out for you? - Okay, we're engaged. - How has single until you're married worked out for you? - But y'all, my life. - How does that work? - My life right now, what do y'all expect?
Let's say I meet someone. I want to get married to someone. Do you get married? But I can't like uproot my life and go somewhere. Hey, trust me. They'll come to you. We've seen that. We know our life situation. Even if it's just a day trip. We can't just date 20 at a time. We have to take baby steps.
Like date one. So then he goes, I don't want to uproot my life. I don't want to uproot my life, but can talk to 20 dudes at once somehow and manage it. I could never. That's kind of difficult. I could never. Like if I was your age right now, I would only date one, get married to one. Well, yeah, I'm only going to get married to one. But also, I'm going to get married to one.
- I'm not in a place right now to like go and get married. - Nobody's saying go and get married. - Yeah, why you coming up on us now? - You're jumping to conclusions. - I'm jumping to conclusions. - I know who you get married to. - I doubt, I highly doubt he wants to get married quickly. I highly doubt it. - Which one? - Are you trying to throw a jab at me? - No, I'm just saying.
- Yeah, no. - Both of y'all's current situations. - Oh. - I would not be jumping to get married either. - Yes, yes. I know which one we're talking about now. - I kinda hope so. It's the same one we've talked about five minutes. - We talked about eight or seven in the past five minutes. - Okay, question. Are y'all excited to go back to TV? Because y'all are gonna out all of my dysfunction on television, so that's great. - Yeah.
There we go. I'm the star of the show again. You're the star of the show? You are never the star of the show. I'm sorry. The youngest, the two youngest right here are always the star of the show. Yeah. What? It's funny, you just show up. Are you giving me 50% or 20? You just show up. You just show up. Me and Chloe show up and perform. Okay. Yeah, so are you giving me 50% or 20%?
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This episode was filmed before Pocky voluntarily decided to remove the One Chip Challenge product from shelves. I would not have completed the challenge had the articles regarding the tragedy been public prior to filming. We offer our deepest condolences to the Wolloba family. Please heed all label warnings and do not participate in the One Chip Challenge with children or young adults.
The chip is not for anyone who is sensitive to spicy foods, has food allergies, is pregnant, or has underlying health issues. Thankfully, Chloe and Grayson have had no complications and we do not encourage children to participate. I'm excited for this next thing because y'all just... I'm so scared right now. Hold on. Hold on. Let me talk. This whole podcast has been y'all just dogging me.
- Well, I am so happy that Chloe came up with the idea. - Thank you, thanks to me. - To do the hot chip challenge. - This is all from YouTube. - And you two will be doing it. So Chloe, you just move right over here to my seat, please. - Yes, I see you move. - Give them both their own. - Let the moment open. - All right.
- So y'all will, this is something Chloe has taught me. Here you go. So we have, what is this? Show them the box. - Okay. - Let me open it for you. - No, you just need to bring the whole thing out here. - Yeah, really though. - Just bring the whole jug of milk. - Don't, that cup's not gonna do anything. - All right. - Oh gosh. - Please let me open the pack. - Do you use gloves?
To all of you. You're like legit not supposed to touch it. Yeah. Do you have like paper towels? Can Savannah open it? Alright, so...
- You're an adult, so you're fine. You just gotta run and wash your hands. - So tell the viewers what you're doing. - One chip challenge? - The one chip challenge. So if you wanna watch this, you can go to our YouTube channel. But for now, you will just hear the effects of the one chip challenge. - Okay, here. - Hold on. Gray, open it. - I need paper towels. - Get the other sock. I got this. - Shawn, can I move this? - Yeah.
Can someone move that, please? Well, they have to be able to hear you. They gotta be able to hear you. All right.
- Grayson and Chloe, let's see who-- - You gotta eat the whole thing, Chloe. - No, don't eat the whole thing. She won't eat the whole thing. Do not eat the whole thing, y'all. - I will die. - One bite. - One bite. - Oh my God, I've never been so excited for something in my life. Y'all just dogged me out and this is your punishment. - Bro, it smells so bad.
Bathroom throwing up for the next hour and a half. - Well I have heartburn like crazy. - All right, ready? Come on guys. - Wait, we just taking a bite? - Hurry up, I'm ready to finish this right now. - Do your bite first. - No, no, no, no. - So I can see how big to do it. - I'll do it at the same time. - I need to know how big to take a bite. - Just take a big bite. - Take a bite of the corner. - One, two, three, go. Big, chew it. You gotta chew it. You gotta chew it.
This is what y'all get. This is what you get for calling me out. Come on. You guys take a... Go. You guys see who can eat the most of it. That's who wins and that's who gets the bonus pay. Oh, God. I hate you. I can't. I need the jug. Grayson, take your hat off. Put your hat on back. Can I drink from the jug? Yeah, go for it. The jug...
- So on this episode of Unlocked, I believe Grayson has tapped out. Grayson has tapped out. He is still on the munch train. It's still happening. - Oh, it hurts to breathe. - Still happening. - Are you gonna drink the chocker now? Do we have another one? 'Cause I need it. - What do you mean? - Get the cook. - How's the mind gonna help you? Put the water, put it in the water.
- There's no more. - Gracie! I need it! - Doing this hot chip challenge. - I'm gonna wash my hands. - I would've crushed it. - Come on. So far, Chloe, I've made-- - Who is that? - You have one more bite and then you'll be ahead of him. - Bro! - You have one more bite, then you'll be ahead. Yeah, that's awesome. All right, love you, bye. One more bite, you'll be ahead. - It hurts to breathe.
- I don't expect it to be dark. - It's not even cool, it's just stupid. - Y'all decided to do the one chip challenge. - I didn't decide, I was told what I was doing. - No! - At least I get to tell people I did it. - You're taking me to the hospital. - You gotta finish the chip to be able to tell that you did that.
That's the challenge is you gotta do the, you gotta eat the whole chip. It's warm. You want milk? Y'all, you- She's crying. Am I really? Am I really crying? Y'all, you have to- Wait, it's her! It's my youngest- Oh my god. Over to our YouTube channel to watch this whole-
- Hot chip challenge, go down because you are not gonna wanna miss it. And I think we should start a family channel and start doing all kinds of crazy challenges. - You think so? - Yeah. - We should start one? - I'll split the profits with you. - Give me 50%. - She goes, give me 50%. Ate the most of their chip. - We're spitsy to hot. - She ate the most of it. - Crazy competition. - She did it. - Dude, she did it.
Chloe ate the most. - I thought I was allergic to milk, bro. - What do you tell our audience? - Give me an IV. Get me my doctor. - What do you tell the audience? - It's getting worse for her by the second. - Had the idea. You had the idea of doing it. - It might help anyway. - Chloe, look at me. - Oh gosh, all right.
Why don't you tell the audience goodbye and give them your review of this one chip challenge. Absolutely awful goodbye. Here, say it on the mic. Give the audience your review. Absolutely awful goodbye. Grayson, your review. Why you got me on this? This is awful. It's not even funny. Come here. Yep, there you go. Take you a big old bite.
- Take you a big ol' bite. - Oh my god! - Wait, Cory, get right here. No, you gotta get up in here. - Oh my god. Oh my god. - Are you surviving? Is it bad? Is it bad? It's all coochie here. - It's good now. It's not about me, I can tell it's not. I don't have anything to drink to this. - Give him milk. - Give him milk. - No, I don't want it.
Oh, I got heartburn so bad. Alright, I think we're good. Face the reaper? Jesus Christ. My chest is like hurting. Oh my god. Chloe is... Yeah, it's bad. Chloe is a champ. Grace is a champ. It was the calmest the whole time.
For like 10 seconds I thought I had it. For the first bite, for the first bite you think you're good. Yeah. And then you're like, oh this is not bad. And then your spit comes up and it's hot. My tongue's sweating. And you're like, ew. We're sitting here in a hospital. I'm not joking. Oh my god, my tongue is sweating right now. And I hate sweat. You okay? Yeah. Let's hold this thought.
She's crying! She's crying! Grayson, I literally just the whole time see you gagging. Like I just have to zoom in. Oh my god. Chloe, come here. Chloe. Oh my gosh. Grayson, who? Oh, it's bad. Savannah, you gotta do it. No, you gotta at least take a bite. Give me Grayson.
She made her eat it. I think Samantha take a bite. Samantha take a bite. Just take a bite. I think I'm gonna need a tissue real quick. Samantha has to take a bite. Alright. I might throw up, I'm not gonna lie. I'm like almost there. I'm almost there. Okay. Alright, so I just bite it. Yeah. Don't take a small bite. Oh, I need something to chew on. Oh god. It's probably the first time Samantha has ever had a gag reflex.
- There's some milk right there if you need it. Grab it. - Oh my god, oh my god. Why did y'all do this? - I'm gonna see you later. Is it funny now? No, it's not funny anymore. You're just in here talking. - Okay. - What? My nose is still running. I'm at the point where my belt's throwing up, bro. I can't stand 10, 20 minutes. I feel like you're about to throw up.
- Yes, I'm gonna-- - It burnt my throat. - It really does. Where's the ice? - Ice? - Yeah, ice, ice, ice. You have ice? Oh, see you did what? Tell me you had ice this whole time. - I did, yeah. - Oh my God! - That's bad.
- Bro, I ain't going to school. If I throw up tonight, I ain't going to school. - No, she's excused from school tomorrow. - No, I do! 'Cause it's true, this is all true! - Yeah, she's excused. - Is it funny now? - No. - She's excused. - No, that's bad. - But go look in the car for her. - Y'all did a good job. - You're scaring my mommy.
- I give you props. - It was Thanksgiving, my money. - You cursed it. - Yeah, Chloe did mine though. - I have 400. - My body's really-- - Yeah, I just bounced it to the bottom of the-- - Grayson, are you okay? - My God. - Crap, no. - There's ice. - It helps. It actually helps.
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