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Chase & Savannah Apply For The Bachelor/Bachelorette

Publish Date: 2023/9/12
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i don't actually want to do this well we're going to this was an unexpected so today's episode is turning into two because we are currently applying chase for the bachelor so height is 4 11. you i'm 5 11. why are you being not 5 11. yes i'm 5 10. i'm 5 11. you're chase if we measured you you would be 5 10. you're not even gonna give me that damn inch all right fine i'll give you an inch

Everyone needs an inch every now and then. Weight. Let's dig deeper on that. Who you talking about there, Savannah? Weight is what? Like 175? Bitch, I'm 165. No, I think you're... Okay, we'll go with it. Do you have children? Actually, I'm 170. I'm 170. Okay, do you have children? I don't think so. Let's hope not. Have you been married before? No. No. Thank God. Occupation. America's sweetheart. Comedian.

Okay. Actor. I'm just going to do actor. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. My ass. Can I give... There was this guy that was holding a sign up and said that he was saving money for hookers and blow. I gave him a 20. Oh my gosh. What's your phone number? Oh. Oh, I got to put it... I got to put your phone number in there.

here put my phone number on there so i'm gonna get a call in like a week like hey you're gonna go bachelor yeah you are chase this is gonna be great okay and i'm gonna man i literally just said i don't want to find i don't want to be with a girl that's trying to get famous well

We're gonna get you famous. I am already. But you're not like as famous as you could be, you know? I don't give a shit. Like, we gotta, we have to, you gotta take one for the team. Do you know how great this would be for the new show? I've been taking one for the team for the last decade. No, Chase, you really haven't. You really haven't. Come on now. I didn't see you sitting with Nanny Faye in the ice cold trying to get her to get her lines out. Okay, well, all right, your email. Thank you, Chase.

- Sorry, I was too busy being successful, Chase. Hold on. Street? All right, I'll do all that in a minute, but let's just get down to the nitty gritty. What's the next big city near you? I'm just gonna say Nashville. - We're in Nashville, Savannah. - I mean, Atlanta? - I ain't going to Atlanta and I don't want no broad from Atlanta. - Have you ever applied before? No. - No.

Have you ever attended a Bachelor of Casting event? No. Why would you like to be on the show? For the fantasy suite. I'm just going to say Chase's sister, Savannah, is applying, Kim. Because he wants to find love. Is that what it is? Hold on.

Am I the only one that wants love anymore? Chase, you, I do. Trust me, I like fun love. Chase's sister, Savannah. You just don't like cheap love. Nah, I've done that before. It's not fun. Not fun. Okay, so what should we say? I truly do believe that Chase... What? I truly do believe... What's the question? Why I'm applying you.

to find love it's that simple find a wife that can be a good mama and we have a bunch of babies hopeless i'm just gonna say chase is a hopeless romantic why was that what was that for i mean you kind of are like you're like a little like too sappy sometimes sorry i'm touching my feelings my emotional side savannah you're a little too emotional maybe you should maybe you should tap into some of that hey it's like fucking locker room talk with you

What do you mean? - You know exactly what I mean. - It's been hard to... Let's see. I'm just gonna say, "Let's find him love." Okay. Dude, this is gonna be great. Oh my gosh, we gotta put in your Facebook handle, your Instagram handle, your... We gotta do a picture of you.

You can do all that shit later. Chase, this is going to be great. So you're going to go on The Bachelorette, probably. And then you're not going to find love. I'm not going on The Bachelorette. Then you're not going to find love. And then you're going to be The Bachelorette. Do you know how territorial I am? You think that I'm going to be stuck in a house with a bunch of dudes chasing after the same girl?

No chance. Dude, we're competitive. I would love like, I know, like, I know I'm great. So why don't you feel what I feel not for you? I would go on The Bachelorette. I would be The Bachelorette 100%. And I'll be The Bachelor. But that's it. I'm not doing The Bachelorette. Okay, we need your what's your Instagram handle? Oh, it's just Chase Chrisley, right? Yeah. Okay. There we go. Okay. So what are this dude?

You're going to be famous. I already fucking am. You're going to be famous. Just saying. I don't care about that. I want to find love, Savannah. Do you really want to find love? Yes. Without a doubt. Unconditional love. Not conditional love like I've had in the past. I'm just going to go to Google and get a good picture of you, okay? For us to put on there. Chase Chrisley. We're going to find one, though, where you don't look, like, thick, you know? Because...

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I kind of like you as like a business guy. I cannot be thick, Savannah. What? Just shoot me the number of who I need to call. I got no shame in my game. None whatsoever.

we're well aware none whatsoever my time's running out savannah well hold on we just have to finish submitting you i have to figure out what picture are you gonna do shift command four to where you like look like a badass professional even though i am badass okay no thanks what uh oh nothing you just didn't look great in that photo hold on

Choose file. Dude, maybe the reason why I've had issues with relationships is because I've been beaten the hell down by my inner circle my entire life. Chase, we all make each other better. Savannah, that's just not true. We all make each other better. That's not true. Dad has always made you better. I submitted you. You are submitted. Are you shitting me? Thank you for your submission.

That's not funny. You're submitted. I'm not doing it. I think it would be. They're not even going to call. If they call, this is going to be epic. Epic.

So you're submitted. So you're going to be on the Bachelorette or Bachelor. I'm not doing the Bachelorette. You could be the Bachelor. I would be a Bachelor. I already am a Bachelor. This is great. Okay, so you're going to do that and I'm going to sit back and take my percentage. Okay, hang on a second. No, no, no, no, no. What? We did mine. Now we're doing yours. Oh, yeah.

Apply, here we go. - Stop, no we're not. - I want to apply for the Bachelorette. Okay. - No. - Tell us about yourself. Savannah Lucifer Chrisley. - Shut up. - Year you were born, 97. - Chase, we're not. - Oh, yeah we are. - You need the fame. I don't need the fame, I have enough.

So we literally had the same job. Nope. Yeah. But like, I just have quite. You're a female. I have quite a larger following. You actually post scandalous ass pictures. I do not post scandalous photos. How tall are you? You're five, seven? Yes. Weight? 150. Bitch, you hadn't seen 150 in your life. Yes, I have. I'm like 150, 155. Savannah, no way. Yes. I carry it well. I'm telling you. Ain't no shame.

Thick thighs save lives over here. I don't even know what to say. Okay, 150. Children. None. Have you been married? Technically. No, you haven't popped any out of your hoo-ha. No, I have not. Have I ever been married? No, thank God. Occupation. Let me have fun with this one. Actress. Real estate entrepreneur. Did you put that for me? I did. Business owner. Damn, this bitch doesn't have autocorrect. Do business owner.

- Dude, I'm a catch. - Yeah, you're a catch out of the psych ward. - This, okay, this will be great. - Okay, phone number is, I'm gonna say it out loud. - Yeah, that would be great, let's not. Honestly though-- - Shh, I'm gonna enjoy this. - I could bring-- - 615. - Stop. - I actually didn't mean to do that. - Lord have mercy.

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I honestly don't like...

What does that mean? I don't know if we're gonna go towards the... We're gonna go for the classy Savannah or we're gonna go for the Ronda Rousey Savannah. Ronda Rousey? Since when do I resemble Ronda Rousey? Or maybe it's not Ronda Rousey. Whenever you chopped all your hair off. Oh my god. No, we're not doing that. We're gonna go for sophisticated, classy. Yeah, but then you talk Savannah and it fucks it all up.

No, it does not. Dude, I love Jesus, but I like to cuss a little. No shame in that. Okay. You're not filling this out. Why would you like to be on the show? I would like to be on the show because all of my relationships have been a shit show. And I'd finally like to find a man instead of a boy. What?

- Did not. - Instead of a boy, I truly believe, truly believe in true love, even though my heart is cold. - You're not submitting this. - It's cold at times. - Chase, if you had to deal with the amount of shit that I have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. - Fanny, you've been cold since you were three. - No, I have not. I have not. I was a sweet child.

- You got TikTok? - No, yeah I do. It's just Savannah Chrisley. Everything's just Savannah Chrisley. - Okay, let's see here. Savannah Chrisley. - All you have to do is just type in my name and we're good. - Savannah's like, "Don't submit me, but here's my TikTok." - No, but really. - That one? - Jace, do not. Just go to my Instagram. Just go to my Instagram and then you can screenshot a photo. - No, I got one right here. - No, let me see. - This is a good one. - Let's see if it's good. - It's good, Savannah. You don't put pictures out there. - No, wait, you're not submitting me. Don't submit me. But if you're gonna submit me, let me pick the photo.

How do I copy? Stop, let me see. I'll do it. All I have to do is screenshot, but let me pick it. You don't get to pick it. This isn't fair. Y'all, I want to know in the comments, have you ever had anyone to submit you for a dating show? If so, have they done you as bad as my brother just did me? Savannah, what are you talking about? Let me see the photo. I did a good one. Let me see. That one. Okay, that's good. That's a cute photo. He did me good. He did me all right, but don't submit me. I don't want it. Really don't.

I really do not. But guys, would you like to see Chase on The Bachelorette or as The Bachelor? I'm just gonna get my heart broken again. You probably will get your heart broken again. Not gonna lie. You'll eventually find someone. It may just be in like 10, 15 years. Fuck, I hope not. That would be kind of brutal, wouldn't it? Yeah, I'll be 40. What are you working on over there? I'm actually putting a good one. I'm actually doing this.

You're like invested in this. Boom. Guess what? Savannah is submitted as well. I'm not. All right. So we're going to see on the next episode, we'll figure out who got accepted or denied. And with my luck, my ass will get denied. No, no. He would make for such good television, good TV, such good TV. Why do you think you're sitting here, Savannah? Because I brought you here. Go take a walk.

I'm telling you. So if they call, what are you going to say? Do I get to see the girls first? No, I mean, that's not really how it works. Well, I don't know how it works. Oh, I got a bad name. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Oh, so if they call. Depends on the pay. If they call, you're going to do it. Yeah. I'll do it if they call and you do it. I'm getting my publicist on this and you're going on. No, if I do it, if they say yes to me and they say yes to you, you have to do it too. That's a deal. That's a deal.

Fingers crossed. Legs crossed. Savannah, you thirsty bitch. You would do it in a heartbeat. Yeah, you would. I mean, maybe. We'll see. I mean, it's not like me to turn down a show opportunity. Clearly. Y'all, this is going to be... Chase is already nervous. Savannah, I literally... You know I don't get nervous on camera. This will be... And if I don't end up on The Bachelor...

maybe it'll be on only fans oh dear god you and only fans i can't there's a lot of money we've made well chase you don't even have to show everything you don't just the tip okay this is not that kind of show dear god i'm just kidding you don't you don't show anything okay i'm gonna go and do lingerie so what we're gonna go on only fans and talk about jesus no i don't think that's how i'm gonna go on only fans and i don't know what's gonna happen

You're not going on OnlyFans. It depends on how many subscribers I get. Oh my gosh. I'll do some nasty shit for a check. Trust me, I know. I know. You sold your feet. And I'll sell them again. You literally sold feet pics. Yeah. Three times. That is atrocious. Really?

- Yeah. - You know how much I made? - Dude, you've got the ugliest feet. - Bitch, I've got beautiful feet. - They're Fred Flintstone feet. - No, Savannah, you look like-- - They're Papa Harvey's. - No, they're not. No, they're not. - Yes, they are. - My feet and dad's feet look exactly the same. - Oh my God. - Savannah, you look like you're about to fucking dunk on somebody. - Chase, you-- - You have some gnarly ass feet. You literally look like you could dunk on someone. Don't give it away for free. - I have really pretty feet. - Don't give it away for free. - I have pretty feet. You and dad do not have the same feet, dude.

- Why are you even going to say that? - Savannah, this is like, for a woman that is like stands up for women and body positivity, you body shame me more than anybody I've ever met in my entire life. - Oh, you're. - You do. You're a body shamer. Savannah's a body shamer. - You're such a liar. I'm all about body positivity. - Yeah, for yourself. - I cannot with you. I really dislike you. - I already knew that.

Well, I am excited to hear what happens with your bachelor's submission. I hope it's somewhere cool. What do you mean? I hope it's like in, I don't know, somewhere tropical. I don't want to go cold. Okay. So you're already planning like location. So you've already accepted it in your mind. Dude, I'll do it. We shook on it. We shook on it. So next, in the next few episodes, guys, hopefully we have an update for you. What if I get picked?

That will be the funniest day of my life. I'm going to have to, Savannah's not going to be allowed on family day. I will be allowed on family day. No. Great. I didn't even think this was going to happen. And now I came here to do a damn podcast and got signed up for The Bachelor. See, you never know what you're going to get with me. Never know what you're going to get.

Just depends on the day. And today we showed up winning. Come on. I love you. I love you. Thank you. Thank you for doing my podcast. Yeah, you're welcome. I'm probably going to get sued after this, but thanks. It's fine. It's nothing. We're not used to. What's one more? What's one more? All right. I love you. Thank you. Thanks for having me. You got my wiring info. Until next time.

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